Son-in-law comes out

The master is a man of etiquette, he stopped after a long distance, and said loudly: "I'm back, is it convenient for me to come?"

"It's not convenient." Tang Qing's voice was very nervous and shy.

"Then I'll go back." Li Zian said with a smile.

"If you go back, the widow will bring them over to take a family portrait with you, eight of them." Yu Meilin's voice.

Li Zian: "..."

He sighed and walked towards the end of the valley.

No way, such a threat to him is like an elephant falling into a quagmire, unable to extricate himself, the more he pulls out, the deeper he sinks.

The end of the valley has come.

A beautiful picture scroll presented in front of my eyes.

Li Zian's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he also had a hallucination.

He felt that he was Monkey King carrying a golden cudgel. He broke into the Pansi Cave to save his bald master. A group of goblins stared at him and wanted to eat him alive...

Leprechaun!

Eat my old grandson a stick!



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Chapter 1669 Master, I advise you to be kind

Waist-twisting city, the headquarters of the United Nations.

A large group of reporters had been waiting outside the gate of the United Nations Headquarters early in the morning, and long guns and short cannons had been set up early, just like soldiers on the battlefield raised their guns, just waiting for the enemy to appear.

Usually, this kind of situation rarely happens. Today, this situation is because the BBC has obtained insider information. Today, the UN General Assembly will vote to approve Tianxia Kingdom’s admission to the United Nations.

For such a big event, how come you have to take a photo for the entrance, right?

Several BBC reporters also prepared questions in advance. The questions related to the attack on the prime minister's residence in Japan were to deal a fatal blow to the master flower grower.The team leader also made a plan, if Master Florist's car doesn't stop, he will lie on the hood!

No matter what, they also want to discredit the image of Tianxia Kingdom and add obstacles to Tianxia Kingdom's joining the United Nations.If it can stir up the yellow, that is a great achievement!

Most of the reporters surrounding the gate are from the big Yin media, and there are far fewer reporters from the lighthouse.This is also a normal situation. The control of the Lighthouse News Corporation has changed hands. The Sleeping King is now the owner of the News Corporation. He cannot and dare not add trouble to the master.

"A convoy is coming!" The sharp-eyed leader of the BBC reporter team became excited when he saw a convoy approaching.

Not only the BBC reporters, dozens of reporters who were also at the gate watched it.

What came was not the convoy of Tianxiaguo, but the convoy of Lighthouse. There were more than a dozen vehicles in the convoy, all of which were Chevrolet special Saabs, with double flashing lights. The aura is strong.

The convoy sounded its siren from a long distance away.

The reporters standing in front of the gate hurriedly retreated to make way.

If it was the Tianxia Kingdom's convoy, they wouldn't let it go. They didn't believe that the Tianxia Kingdom's convoy dared to run over them, so they had to stop and say one, two, three.

Seeing that it was the convoy of President Lighthouse, the guard at the gate quickly opened the gate.

But before the Sleeping King's convoy entered the gate, a silver light suddenly flew from the sky, flying to the front of the United Nations headquarters building in the blink of an eye.

It was a small spaceship in the shape of a capsule.

The delegation from all over the world is here.

convoy?

If the delegation of the Tianxia Kingdom to the United Nations needs a convoy to travel, it must be on a spaceship, otherwise the price will drop.Ka Ka Ka!

The electronic flash blinks.

The little spacecraft Happiness can't wait until tomorrow, it will hit the headlines later.

The small spacecraft of Happiness landed on the ground, the tail hatch opened, and Li Zian walked out from the hatch.Behind him were two women, Mu Chuntao on the left and Sarna on the right.

Mu Chuntao was supposed to go ahead, because she was the ambassador of the Tianxia Kingdom to the United Nations, but she refused to go ahead of Li Zian, because she didn't want to steal the limelight from her own man.

At this time, the Sleeping King's convoy had just entered the gate.

Li Zian said: "I'll say hello to him when I come back from sleep, and then confirm his condition."

Sharna said: "There are so many reporters outside, it's better not to say hello, he is also the president of the lighthouse, we'd better avoid suspicion, let's talk about it when we go in."

Li Zian nodded, and led the two women into the United Nations headquarters building.

A large group of reporters also came in. They wanted to catch up and interview, but the master didn't even give him a chance. Even the capsule-shaped spaceship suddenly lifted off and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The three of them entered the hall, and after waiting for a few minutes, the Sleeping King came in.He seemed to know that Li Zian was waiting for him, so when he came in, he asked his followers to block the reporters outside the gate.

"Master, please follow me." The Sleeping King led the way before leaving.

Li Zian led the two women to follow him, and at the same time gave Tianqi an order in his consciousness: capture the brainwaves of the Sleeping King, and then tell me what is going on in his heart.In addition, monitor the radio waves in the area around the UN Headquarters, and let me know immediately if there is any special situation.

The Dazi Portable Furnace processed the message from Apocalypse: Sir, I have started to monitor all radio waves within a 10-kilometer radius, and no abnormal radio waves have been found for the time being.

After only two seconds, the Dazi Portable Furnace processed the message from Tianqi: Sir, the Sleeping King is thinking about how to ask you to take him into the cryogenic hibernation cabin on the small spacecraft of Happiness again.If you don't agree, he intends not to personally propose the motion for Tianxia to join the United Nations.

A smile appeared on the corner of Li Zian's mouth, this sinister and cunning old fox really has a lot of eyes.

The Sleeping King wants to enter the cryo-hibernation cabin for nothing more than youth and vitality, but there is never anything in this world that can be obtained for no reason.The cryogenic hibernation chamber does make people younger and more energetic, but it is bought by burning vitality.For example, the sleeping king may live to be more than 90 years old. After lying in the cryogenic hibernation chamber for a few more times, he will most likely not live to be 85 years old.

But this is a strong request from the Sleeping King, and it is not easy for him to refuse.

The Sleeping King brought the three of Li Zian into a lounge. He was accompanied by two bodyguards, but he called the bodyguards out.

Li Zian said to the two women beside him: "Go to the venue first to familiarize yourself with the environment, and I will have a chat with Sleeping King alone."

"Well, let's go to the venue first." Mu Chuntao and Sharna left.

Li Zian asked the two women to go to the meeting place first, not because he had something to say to them to avoid them, but because he considered Sleeping King's feelings.

Now he has something to ask from this old man, and this cunning old man is the king of the lighthouse, so he has to be more careful when getting along.

"Mr. Sleeping King, I think your complexion is a little bad. After the meeting is over, I will take you to the treatment cabin of the spaceship for treatment." Before the Sleeping King could speak, Li Zian said it himself.

A smile appeared on the Sleeping King's face: "Master, I was just about to ask you why I felt younger and full of vitality after the first treatment, but it didn't work after a while. Why?"

That's because you're like a candle that's running out of wax, you're almost out of gas, and you don't have a clue?

Li Zian smiled: "Mr. Sleeping King, this is because the course of treatment is not enough. You have to go in for eight treatments before it is considered as the end of a course of treatment. After eight treatments, the effect of the treatment will be consolidated, and you will become younger and more healthy." Lively."

It may take less than eight times, and five or six times the Sleeping King will lie in a coffin instead of a cryogenic hibernation cabin.But the Sleeping King obviously didn't like to hear such words, since people didn't like to hear them, there was no need to say them.

The Sleeping King smiled happily, and he stood up: "In this case, let's go to the venue as soon as possible, I will let those guys arrive early, vote quickly, and after you are done, take me to your spaceship for treatment. "

Li Zian nodded with a smile, and then felt a slight pain in his conscience.

He suddenly felt that he was getting further and further away from kindness, how could this be good?

Master, I advise you to be kind.

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Chapter 1670 Discriminated against for the first time

The General Assembly Hall was full of people. Representatives from various countries sat in their seats and listened to the speech of the Secretary-General of the United Nations.

In fact, the United Nations is not a place for reasoning, it is a place for strength.You are powerful, you can say what you say makes sense, and there are still people following you.If you have no strength, washing powder is also a weapon of mass destruction, and it will kill you.

No, the three representatives of Tianxia Kingdom were arranged in the last row, in the corner, with a plastic trash can next to them.Moreover, Sharna had handed over the national flag of Tianxia Kingdom to the relevant staff, but it was not hung up.

This is clearly being discriminated against.

"Is this bullying us on purpose or did the staff member forget?" Sharna didn't see Tianxia Kingdom's nationality, and felt a little depressed.

Li Zian said: "I guess someone greeted us and deliberately humiliated us."

"Sleeping King?" Mu Chuntao guessed someone.

Li Zian thought for a while, then whispered: "It can't be him, it might be Dayin, or it might be Dongying."

Sharna said: "Husband, if you put it this way, I think Dongpu is more likely. That country is insidious and cunning, and it must take revenge, and the country that least wants to build a country is Dongpu. Whoever benefits the most will be suspected." maximum."

A cold light flashed in Li Zian's eyes: "If Dongying is really behind the scenes, I will demolish their Yasukuni toilet."

Mu Chuntao reached into her clothes and took a look.

Li Zian saw it and asked curiously, "Taozi, what are you digging for?"

Mu Chuntao pulled her hand outwards, and her chest was released immediately, expanding a little.The point that was not obvious at all just now became prominent all of a sudden.

Big stars are so good, they don't care about trifles.

Li Zian looked at her hand, worried that what she pulled out was an inverted figure-eight thing.

Mu Chuntao took out a ball of blue cloth from her hand, then spread it out on the table.

It was the national flag of the world.

A silver swirl is embroidered with golden silk thread on the cyan bunting, and the five spiral arms are arranged irregularly to give people a familiar feeling.

That's the pattern of the Milky Way.

Among the patterns of the Milky Way, a sailboat was embroidered with copper-colored silk thread.

It is the pattern of Tianzhou, but the expressive ability of silk thread is limited. Those who have seen Tianzhou can tell it at a glance.

The Tianxia Kingdom more than 3000 years ago did not have such a national flag. This national flag was designed by Gu Shi Da Yueer.She said that if the old flag does not go to the new country, it will not stand. The new national flag symbolizes a new beginning, and the journey of the world is a sea of ​​stars.

There is nothing wrong with the design of the national flag. Li Zian also likes this kind of national flag very much, especially the Tianzhou in the pattern of the Milky Way, which has a little bit of an interstellar pirate feel.

Men, who doesn't have a dream of being the One Piece?

It's just that, Chuntao, you wrapped the national flag of the Tianxia Kingdom on your chest like a bra, and then pulled it out on such an occasion... This is a bit inappropriate.

"What are you looking at me for?" Mu Chuntao rolled her eyes, "You think I'm willing, I'm the ambassador of Tianxia to the United Nations, we come to this kind of conference, Tianxia doesn't even have a national flag, what is that like? You You should praise me for my wit, not look at me stupidly."

"Well, well done." Li Zian praised on the spot, and didn't bother to ask her why she wore the national flag of Tianxia on her chest. There is no doubt about her patriotic sentiment.

A smile appeared on Mu Chuntao's face.

Li Zian lowered his head and sniffed the national flag. It was fragrant. The scent was like a mixture of milk tea and lavender. It was very natural and refreshing.

Mu Chuntao reached under the table and pinched Li Zian's thigh. Feeling that it wasn't enough, she added: "You, don't pay attention to your own image on such occasions... Shameless."

Li Zian simply took another deep sniff, and said with a smile, "It's really fragrant, the smell of braised pig's trotters."

Mu Chuntao pinched Li Zian again.

Sharna coughed dryly: "Why don't you guys go to the bathroom to fix it, I'll watch over here."

Li Zian: "..."

Mu Chuntao's cheeks flushed slightly.

At this time, the Secretary-General had finished speaking.

In a seat at the front of the venue, a man with an Asian face looked back.

Li Zian saw a small Japanese national flag on the table next to him.

That man is a representative of Japan.

Li Zian issued an instruction in his consciousness: Tianqi, check the information of the Japanese ambassador to the United Nations for me.

The Big Lazy Portable Furnace processed the message from Apocalypse: Sir, I have found it, and I will pass it on to you right away.

Li Zian: No, I will take you out, and you will show it on the screen, and the two wives of the officers will also see it.

He took out the Apocalypse in tablet form from the veil and placed it on the conference table.

The tablet computer automatically woke up, and a person's profile appeared on the screen. The photo was the Japanese man who looked back.

That guy is Japan's ambassador to the United Nations, Takakawa Okuma.

The information given by Tianqi is very detailed, such as where Gaochuan Daxiong was born, what school he studied in, what achievements he obtained, and so on.

At this time, a man sitting next to Gao Chuan Daxiong also turned his head and glanced this way. It was a blond, slightly bald Caucasian man in his early 50s.When he looked at the three people here, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

On the conference table in front of him was a small national flag of Dayin, and his identity could be seen at a glance, he was from Dayin.

Li Zian lowered his voice: "Tianqi, investigate Dayin's ambassador to the United Nations."

"Okay, sir." Tian Qi's voice was very low.