Son-in-law comes out
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Li Zian said: "I know that there is fire in the Sleeping King's body. You ask him to stand up and look out the window. You can even tell him to prepare a cup. If he wants to drink, I will make him a cup of salted tea."
Yana was silent.
In the Oval Office, Sleeping King, who was answering reporters' questions, touched his ears, then stood up suddenly, turned around and looked out the French windows.
Hao Jinli, who just picked up a cup of coffee and was about to take a sip, saw the strange behavior of the Sleeping King, and also looked out the window.
"Mr. Sleeping King, are you implying something to us?" A white man with a BBC reporter card asked curiously. He just asked a question about human rights. When it was time, the Sleeping King turned to look out the window.His intuition told him that there were headlines outside the window!
A group of reporters also focused their attention on the floor-to-ceiling windows of the Oval Office, and some people looked closer, but outside the window was a large grass field, opposite the monument to George Worth, which was more than 160 meters away, and there was nothing worth paying attention to. Something is wrong.
Some reporters couldn't help but have a question in their minds.
Could it be that Sleeping King really has Alzheimer's disease?
Tianzhou was getting closer and closer to the Oval Office, and when there was still ten meters away, Li Zian stopped Tianzhou.
The hull of Tianzhou originally had a parapet as high as half a man, and normal people would not be able to pee that high, but this height is not an obstacle at all to Grandmaster, let alone a parapet as high as half a man, even if it is He also urinated on the separation wall built by the former Wang Wang on the border of Mexico, and he also promised not to spill a drop on the iron wall.
Li Zian reached out to the dog cage.
Master Dog, Master Dog, there must be vicious dogs.
As soon as this dog cage is opened, vicious dogs will inevitably come out of the cage and choose the meat to eat!
However, it was supposed to be done in one go, with the gun coming out like a dragon, and then flying down three thousand feet, but at this critical moment, Gu Shi Da Yueer suddenly said a word.
"That... do you think I'm Yu Meilin, or this little robot?" Auntie Da Yueer said.
After all, she is a goddess!
Li Zian glanced back at her: "Goddess, I've already let the word out, if I don't do that, it's tantamount to confessing to the enemy, do you want that?"
Auntie Da Yue'er sighed: "Forget it, you can do whatever you want, I'm too lazy to bother."
She can't control it even if she wants to, that man is like the most mischievous kid in the earth class, and she is just a student on duty.
Li Zian jumped onto the sky boat, and the bow guard wall.
There were only a few pairs of eyes in the Oval Office opposite, but they couldn't see anything.
The cage is open.
The big dog is out.
The big dog raised a leg.
A stream of water suddenly passed through the energy shield, passed through the space between the sky boat and the floor-to-ceiling windows of the oval office, and poured straight on the window glass.
Well done!well deserved...
The sound of heavy rain beating on the glass windows kept ringing.
The glass of this window is super-standard bulletproof, even an anti-material sniper rifle can't penetrate it, but under the impact of the water column, the entire window trembles endlessly, giving people a feeling that it will collapse at any time.
The Sleeping King was stunned.
So tight Li was stunned.
A large group of media reporters were also stunned.
The stream of water appeared out of nowhere and hit the window glass. The floor-to-ceiling windows of Zhuangde vibrated endlessly, making a loud noise. There was such a loud movement, but they could only see the stream of water, and they couldn't see anyone or anything.
What's the situation?
It is impossible for Western Paradise to understand Buddhism!
Get it, get it...
The water flow is strong!
"What's going on here?" A BBC female reporter broke the silence in the Oval Office, and there was a weird and horrifying atmosphere.
"I, I...how does it feel like..." A CNN female reporter had a strange expression on her face, and her voice was also strange, "This water column, to me, feels like a The man... is peeing!"
Several reporters turned their heads to look at him, their eyes full of doubts.This is the oval office of the white house, and in front of the Sleeping King and Sonny Li, how dare you say that a man is peeing!
Sure enough, Hao Jinli took a look, and there was obvious anger in her eyes.
A male BBC reporter was quick to think, and hurriedly said something to smooth things over for his colleagues: "My colleague means that it must be an angel peeing!"
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Applause dedicated to BC people.
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Chapter 1556 Arrogance from the Kingdom of Heaven
Well done!well deserved...
After a full 3 minutes, the water flow has not weakened, but has strengthened.
Don't let the floor-to-ceiling windows vibrate any more.
Several agents in charge of security rushed out of the white house, holding assault rifles one by one, looking very cautious and professional, full of murderous looks!
However, they looked left and right, and looked up at the sky, but they didn't even see a suspicious target.
The Sleeping King looked at the direction the water was coming from, his expression gradually became gloomy, and the anger in his heart became more and more intense.
There is a tiny receiver from the Holy Land in his ear. Someone explained the situation to him just now, so he stood up from the sofa and turned to look out the window.
He couldn't see the terrible terrorist, but he could see the water jet fired by the terrorist.
It seemed that the jet of water flying straight was the source of his anger.
This is the power center of the Lighthouse Empire!
Not to mention urinating against the windows of the Oval Office, even if a bird accidentally pulls a lump of bird droppings on the roof, it will be killed by snipers!
How could such an insult be tolerated in the center of the empire!
"Shoot!" The Sleeping King gave an order.
The group of agents who had just rushed out raised their assault rifles one by one, and pulled the trigger at the source of the water column.
Bang bang bang!
bang bang bang...
Bullets flew towards the source of the water column.
However, no invisible man appeared after being shot, nor did any angel with wings appear, and the bullets fired also changed their flight trajectory strangely and shot to other places.
The water column did not break, and continued to hit the floor-to-ceiling windows of the Oval Office.
Well done!well deserved...
In the Oval Office, all media reporters with cameras and video cameras pointed their lenses at the water column outside the window.
The BBS female reporter who suspected that it was a man peeing outside held a microphone, facing the lens of the camera on his colleague's shoulder, and said excitedly: "The lighthouse is indeed a country that God loves, and it shoulders the responsibility of saving the world and defending world peace. The mission and responsibility of God, you see, this is an angel giving holy water, this is a miracle! Praise God!"
The words were eloquent and contagious, and as for the gunshots outside, who the hell cares about the gunshots? Just do some audio processing, and it’s really impossible to add a hell filter.
Just as the female reporter's voice fell, the floor-to-ceiling windows of the Oval Office suddenly slammed, and a piece of bulletproof glass suddenly shattered, rushing directly into the Oval Office.
So tight Li opened her mouth wide in shock, but with this opening, the stream of water flew straight into her mouth.
"Ah! Cough!" Li was choked so tightly that she lost her balance and fell to the ground. The jet of water chased her and hit her face again, "Ah, don't eat... puff... don't eat... ..."
There were many stunned faces in the office, but no one thought to help Hao Jinli.
The BBC female reporter suddenly knelt on the ground, her expression excited, and she said in an extremely exaggerated tone: "Praise God! Angel, please give me holy water!"
She walked on her knees and came to the side of the water column on her knees. Without saying a word, she opened her mouth to catch it.
"Woo...ahem!" The female reporter from the BBC was also choked. She hurriedly closed her mouth, but her face was instantly wrinkled, as if she had been hit by a fire hose!
The impact force was too great, she couldn't hold on for a while, and was thrown to the ground!
At this moment, the water column disappeared.
There was nothing outside the window. If it wasn't for the broken glass and the water stains on the ground, I would really think that what happened just now was just an illusion.
The BBC female reporter got up and vomited with a wow.
The CNN female reporter asked curiously, "My friend, what does holy water taste like?"
The BBC female reporter finally recovered her breath. She thought about it and answered the question: "That...is a bit salty, and it also tastes like oriental tea."
The Sleeping King glanced coldly at the two long-tongued female reporters, and left quickly.
It's dangerous here!
At the same time, Tianzhou.
The dog cage is closed.
Li Zian jumped off the parapet of Tianzhou's bow, and gave an order in his consciousness: "Tianzhou, lift off, 10000 meters."
Without any warning, the Tianzhou suddenly shot into the sky and stopped after a second.A second ago, the people on the boat could still see white houses through the energy shield, but now they can only see thin clouds.
Auntie Da Yueer looked at Li Zian with disgust in her eyes.
She is the goddess of the sky, but she has just experienced something that a woman should not experience, and she can't even find an adjective to describe her feelings at the moment.
Li Zian, however, acted as if nothing had happened, and said solemnly: "Tianqi, did you hang up that phone?"
Apocalypse shook his head, its Yang sound system was occupied.
"Master, you are the most arrogant person I have ever seen! Your behavior has no bottom line at all, and I officially declare war on you now!" Yana's voice, her lungs were about to explode!
Li Zian said indifferently: "What a coincidence, I was also about to declare war on the holy land and the lighthouse, oh yes, and your motherland, Dayin. Remember, I am declaring war on you on behalf of the kingdom of the world!"
"I will launch a few nuclear bombs to the east right now, and I will show you what thunderous anger is!" Yana roared.
Li Zian said with a smile: "Don't worry, listen to me first."
"What?" Yana sneered, "Are you ever afraid?"
Li Zian said: "I'm scared to death now, but I still want to finish my sentence."
"Fart off! I'll give you 2 minutes!" Yana said arrogantly.
Li Zian smiled: "I am standing on the skyship right now, this is God's spaceship, it is under my control, it flies faster than light, but I don't need that speed at all, I only need a hundred times the speed of sound That's enough. No matter where you drop the nuke from, I'll know, I won't wait for your missile to hit it, maybe I can catch it and drop it for you. You know my Means, I also solemnly remind you that I am not joking with you, so it is best not to launch the kind of Minuteman missiles with more than a dozen nuclear warheads before launching the missiles, otherwise you will be very hurt when I counter-bomb."
"You..." Yana was too angry to speak.
Li Zian went on to say: "People like you, you can't understand human language when I speak to you, so this time I will use a language that you can understand. Let me tell you, I came here this time to bring the kingdom of heaven and earth. The most advanced strategic weapon, fifteen million-yield metal-hydrogen bombs, I will throw them on your heads at any time."
"Do you think I will believe you? The world kingdom you mentioned doesn't exist at all!"
"How about I try throwing one?"
Yana was silent.
Li Zian said with a smile: "I'm going to find a place to have a cup of coffee now. If you find out by chance, you'd better keep calm and polite. If you offend me, it will be terrible!"
call ended.
"Tianqi, do you know where I can drink high-quality coffee?" Li Zian asked.
Aunt Da Yueer looked at him.
Is your mind a flea that can jump like this?
Tian Qi said: "Sir, I just searched for a good coffee shop called Scarlet Coffee House, and I will give you a holographic location."
"Dianping, what score?" Li Zian asked.
Apocalypse: "..."
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Chapter 1557 Bloody Coffee
The northern suburb of Huadun City.
Auntie Da Yueer looked at the cafe beside the road, her eyebrows slightly frowned.
What she wanted was a warm and romantic high-end coffee shop, but the place was full of motorcycle party motorcycles, the front door was dirty, and there were several shapes of Hammer of Life and Source of Life painted on the walls.
She is a goddess, how can she drink coffee in such a dirty place?
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