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"Then when you opened your eyes, were you as old as you are now, or a little girl?"

Auntie Dayue'er's hand left Li Zian's waist, and compared a height of about one foot and five in the open space next to her: "I was so big at that time, smaller than your daughter. If you still want to ask me What was it like at that time, I can satisfy your shameless curiosity, I was naked at that time."

Li Zian endured the embarrassment, and asked curiously: "You are so young, and there is no adult around you, how did you survive?"

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Chapter 1539 Love, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Old Times

More than one foot tall, with bare buttocks, it is almost a newborn baby. Is there an adult around her? How did she survive in such a place?

Li Zian couldn't imagine it.

"You are too heavy, I feel a little uncomfortable sitting like this, you can lie down like last time, it will be fine if you put your head on my lap." Auntie Da Yue'er said.

You still have to change your posture?

That's a lot to ask for.

However, Li Zian cooperated and gave her the pose she wanted.

He lay on the ground and rested his head on her lap.

This posture is more comfortable than the one just now, but it is still a bit awkward psychologically.

He is a man, just like a little bird lying in the arms of a goddess...

Just when he was thinking this way, Auntie Dayue'er's hand fell on his face, rubbing it lightly.

Li Zian: "..."

"I feel something in my heart." Auntie Da Yue'er said.

"How does it feel?" Li Zian asked curiously.

"The feeling of being in love."

Li Zian was very relieved, his hard work finally paid off, and a smile appeared on his face: "I told you a long time ago, when you fall in love, you have to talk to have love. Love is cultivated." , look, you can feel it now."

Auntie Dayue'er suddenly moved her hand to his nostril, and then slipped in.

Li Zian's heart was suddenly filled with tension and surprise: "Goddess, what do you want to do?"

Auntie Da Yueer suddenly pulled her hand out, and then handed a nose hair to his eyes: "This nose hair is very long, it doesn't match your face, and it destroys the overall beauty, so I pulled it out .”

Li Zian: "..."

Auntie Da Yue'er put the nose hair into Li Zian's pocket.

Li Zian knew that she didn't want to litter, but putting it in his pocket still made him speechless, but he didn't bother to care about it anymore, and he said: "Let's continue talking, you said that you were in this sky warehouse as soon as you opened your eyes , you were a child at that time, how did you survive?"

"At that time, I could kill a wolf with one punch, and crush a rock with one kick," said Auntie Dayue'er.

Li Zian: "..."

He suddenly found that his questions were redundant.

She is a goddess, although she is only a child, can a human child be compared to her?

A very simple question is, what human being can live to her age?

"I knew a lot at that time. I knew where to drink water and where to get food. Although I didn't have clothes on me, I didn't feel cold even in the snow and ice. I learned various things in the sky warehouse every day. all kinds of knowledge, all kinds of skills..."

Auntie Da Yueer told her story, with a touch of nostalgia for the old days in her faint voice.

"When I grew up, about eighteen or nineteen years old, I went out to venture outside. At that time, China was still a tribal civilization. Many species were not extinct, and the whole world was clean..."

Li Zian blinked his eyes.

Is she showing her age?

"During that time, I have been to many places and witnessed the transformation of human beings from tribal civilization to feudal civilization. I have also met many people. I told you that I saved Temujin. I witnessed Liu Bei, Guan Yu , Zhang Fei and Taoyuan three sworn brothers, I rescued a finless porpoise in the river during the Battle of Chibi..."

Li Zian listened, and sighed in her heart for her extremely rich life experience.It is really a feeling that ordinary people cannot understand when a person has lived from tribal civilization to the present.

Auntie Dayue'er's hand slipped onto Li Zian's neck.

Li Zian's nerves tensed immediately, but he didn't make a sound to stop him. He was immersed in her story and didn't want to interrupt her narration.

But because of this unbearable, aunt Da Yueer's hand stretched in from his collar.

Li Zian's nerves were tense all of a sudden, nervous and embarrassed, he couldn't help interrupting his aunt Da Yue'er's narration: "Goddess, what do you want to do?"

"What do you think?" Gu Shi Da Yue'er stretched her hand further inward.

Li Zian suddenly realized that he didn't know enough about the goddess. He had always thought that she was a pure, holy and majestic goddess.Now it seems that he was wrong, completely wrong, he never dreamed that the goddess in his mind would be such a goddess.

Suddenly, the goddess' hand grabbed something again, and then pulled it back. When she took it out, there was another curly hair in her hand, and handed it to Li Zian.

Li Zian had something in his heart and couldn't say it.

Auntie Dayueer said lightly: "This armpit hair is a bit long, it will affect the balance of your body. When you are exercising at high speed, you can't feel it yourself, but the effect does exist. It's all right now, Your left armpit has the same weight as your right armpit, so it's balanced."

Li Zian: "..."

"Otherwise, what do you think I'm doing?" Auntie Da Yue'er put that armpit hair into Li Zian's pocket again.

Li Zian began to worry about whether he would become a monk if he lit heavenly incense with her in the future, lived together, and was pulled out by her like this every day.

The big one is a big monk, and the small one is a little monk.

The two monks had water to drink.

There is no way to go on like this. The story is good to hear, but it is not the same thing to be spoiled by the goddess like this. Li Zian hesitated for a while, and finally said what was in his heart: "Goddess, I have listened to you." Story, I thought of two possibilities here, don’t be upset if I say it, I just want to explain the problem, there is no other meaning.”

"Tell me, I'm not a stingy person, I'm a goddess."

"Uh-huh."

"But I might hit you." Auntie Da Yue'er added.

Li Zian was speechless on the spot, but he still said it: "Well, the first possibility is that you were created by Tiancang?"

When he said this, he was worried that Gushi Da Yue'er would go crazy and beat someone up in the next second, but Gushi Da Yueer still hugged his head without any reaction.

Li Zian relaxed a little: "The second possibility is that you were transported here. You were born able to punch wolves and kick rocks. This is not something humans can do. You are really a goddess. You are It was sent from the world of the gods. Which of these two possibilities do you think it is?"

He hadn't thought about the second possibility, but after hearing her story, he thought of the possibility that she was teleported here.

"Which possibility do you prefer?" Auntie Da Yueer asked rhetorically.

Li Zian shook his head: "I don't know."

Gu Shi Da Yue'er was silent for a while before saying: "I have actually thought about the two possibilities you mentioned."

Li Zian's neck leaned back slightly, and he looked up into her eyes.

His Baihui acupoint hit a bone, and he was poked, feeling a little numb.

At that moment, he was really worried that he would be beaten in the next second, but he didn't.

"After I was young, I was more inclined to the first type. I was created by Tiancang, because I have no parents, and I was in this Tiancang as soon as I opened my eyes." Auntie Da Yueer leaned her waist, and moved her hands to the sky. Stretch down.

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Chapter 1540

Li Zian suddenly became nervous.

He fell in love with the goddess and cultivated his relationship. Now, he almost has a new understanding of this goddess, that is, she has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it is not usually serious.Not to mention anything else, whose obsessive-compulsive disorder is so severe that it will pull out the nose hair and armpit hair of the victim?

This is almost terminally ill-level obsessive-compulsive disorder.

She leaned forward suddenly and stretched her hand down. He was really worried that she would correct something messy and full of mistakes, fulfilling his childhood dream of becoming a monk in advance.

But he didn't hide.

He wanted to hear what she had to say.

"But when I grow up, I'm more inclined to the second possibility." Auntie Dayue'er grabbed the hem of Li Zian's coat with her hand, straightened a crooked corner of the coat, and then retracted it.

Li Zian immediately relaxed, it's so dangerous!

"Why do I say that? Because I know Tiancang, it does not have the function of creating life, but it has the ability to travel through time and space." Auntie Dayueer said.

"The ability to travel through time and space?" Li Zian was shocked.

Auntie Da Yueer hummed: "It wasn't there before, but when I go back to the Tianzhou and install the Tianshu, it will be there, such as now."

"Now?"

I don't know what's going on, but the light in the Tiancang changed, and a faint green light shrouded it, and Li Zian couldn't even see his aunt Da Yue'er.But this process ended soon, the faint green light receded like a tide, and the scene in front of him also changed.

This is a courtyard with a lot of peach trees planted, and one tree is in full bloom. The sun is shining down from the top of the head, casting patches of light on the grass.

Li Zian found him lying on a piece of grass, his head was still resting on Auntie Dayue'er's lap, and Auntie Dayueer's hand fell on his face again, gently kneading it.

Is she flirting with cats or something?

This is not about cultivating feelings, this is about petting cats.

Just as Li Zian was about to speak, his aunt Da Yueer's hand covered his mouth.

At this time, the three of them came to an open space outside the Taolin.

Li Zian looked through the gap between the tree trunks and saw the three people, and was stunned for a second.

Those three were Liu Bei with a white face, Guan Yu with a red face, and Zhang Fei with a black face.

It was definitely the first time he had seen these three people, but their appearance and temperament were too consistent with Liu Guanzhang described in TV dramas and history books, and there were incense tables and pig head tributes placed in front of the three of them, which was obviously aimed at getting married.

Worshiping in Taoyuan, isn't that Liu Guanzhang's Taoyuan trilogy?

Li Zian's heart was filled with excitement.

Chinese people respect their ancestors and worship their ancestors as gods.In the minds of Chinese people, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei are like gods. These three great gods are in front of his eyes at this moment. How can he not be excited?

Li Zian wanted to get up and say hello to Liu Guanzhang, but before he could stand up, his aunt, Da Yue'er, wrapped his arms around his neck and pressed him firmly on her lap.

His Baihui acupoint hit a small bone, and it still felt like an electric shock.

"What were you doing in the past?" Auntie Da Yueer asked.

Li Zian said: "I'm going to say hello, the three of them are my idols."

"This is just historical time and space, does that make sense?"

Li Zian thought it made sense after thinking about it, and lay down obediently again.

It's really meaningless, if he goes to say hello, maybe Zhang Fei and Guan Yu will beat him up. He was an ordinary person in the past time and space, and he would definitely not win.

"You are wrong." Auntie Da Yue'er said suddenly.

"Uh, where did I go wrong?" Li Zian felt baffled.

Aunt Da Yueer said: "This is the image of the past time and space, not our consciousness intervening. The past time and space I can open is like this. It is different from what you open. You enter with consciousness, so I tell you it is meaningless. Even if you walk over, they won't find you."

It turns out there is a difference.

He was also wondering just now, why he suddenly entered the time and space of history without activating the heavenly book, it turned out to be like this.

"Well, let me try." Li Zian said as he was about to get up.

"Don't you want to develop a relationship with me?" Auntie Da Yue'er said.

Li Zian sighed in his heart, and put down his raised head again.

For the third time, Baihui Point hit the small bone.

He pressed lightly, trying to smooth the corners of the bone.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Li Zian followed and shook his head: "No, I didn't do it on purpose."

"How do you know what I'm talking about?"

Li Zian: "..."

There is a kind of acknowledgment called self-inflicted.

But the goddess didn't seem to care about this, she moved her hand to Li Zian's face, and polished it with 1 meshes.

Keep on pussy.