Son-in-law comes out

Yin Ji's eyes were full of surprise and admiration.

Women naturally like and worship the strong, which is why those awesome men enjoy the right to reproduce human civilization, but dicks can only play with themselves.

If you don't have the ability, what rights are you talking about?

"Now you can say for yourself whether I won or you won." Li Zian said.

"You won." Yin Ji smiled, "Now tell me what you like, no matter what, I will give it to you."

"I want to sleep." Li Zian said.

"Well, I understand." Yin Ji's smile became more obvious and sweeter.

Li Zian didn't pick a place anymore, and with a lift of his legs, he lay directly on the big gemstone screen on the console.

He really wants to sleep, he's so tired.

However, before he could close his eyes, an unexpected situation happened.



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Chapter 1458 Yin Ji's Unique Characteristics

Yin Ji actually climbed onto the big gemstone screen on the console, and she even took off her shoes strangely.

Li Zian moved a little inside subconsciously, and said in surprise, "You...what are you doing?"

Yin Ji lay down, facing Li Zian sideways, with a gentle smile on her face: "You won the bet between us, I asked you what you like, you said you like to sleep, I'll come right now So your question is a bit contradictory, it's not what I want to do, it's what you want to do, so what do you want to do?"

Li Zian said seriously: "I want to sleep."

As soon as these words came out, he suddenly wanted to slap himself.

When he said he wanted to sleep, it was because he was really sleepy and needed rest.The four hours of repairing the seams just now, although he only used the original vitality of nature to repair the gaps in the spaceship, did not consume his own vitality, but he used mycelium to weld the gaps and repair the worn parts. However, this is quite exhausting.

Without sperm, there is no power.

Therefore, he needed to sleep to recover his energy, but he didn't expect that he would lead himself into a pit.

It stands to reason that you have to fill the hole you dig yourself.

However, he really has no feelings for Yin Ji.

Filling pits is also about fate. It’s like driving a car. Some pits on the road will be driven straight up, while others must be avoided. Not all pits have to be rushed up.

This is the latter case now.

However, it is not good to refuse directly, she is a girl after all.

What should I say to make each other not embarrassed, and not affect the deep comrade-in-arms friendship?

It's really a bit of a test.

"That..." Li Zian's voice was gentle and full of friendship, "Ji, I think you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I was just tired of repairing the spaceship, and I just wanted to sleep. I actually I like vodka, when we go back, we pass by Moscow, we stop the boat, you can buy a bottle of vodka and give it to me, if there is smoked fish, you can also buy one, that would be even better."

"Are you really innocent?" Yin Ji asked.

Li Zian froze for a moment, then nodded.

Have a clear conscience.

"I think you misunderstood." Yin Ji said.

"Where did I misunderstand?"

Yin Ji said: "The sleep I said is just sleep, it is a noun, and the sleep you said is a verb."

Li Zian: "..."

In the cockpit, Tian Qi had already climbed to a level place, watching with green eyes shining.

I don't know if it's filming or not.

Although Yindi's tattered body is lying on the ground, but now this spaceship is its body, it has more eyes, and it is no problem to look at it in all directions 360 degrees without blind spots.In fact, it does just that.

For the two robots, the conversation between the man and the woman lying on the big screen of the spacecraft at this moment fully reflects the complexity of human thought, as well as the mystery of philosophy, which is thought-provoking.

"No, you are lying next to me, how do you let me sleep?" Li Zian said.

A gentle smile appeared on Yin Ji's face, she stretched out her right arm, passed directly through Li Zian's neck, and used it as a pillow for him.

Li Zian smiled wryly: "I think you don't want me to sleep, do you?"

He couldn't even sleep with her next to him, let alone in such an imaginative position.But if a girl offered to use her arm as a pillow for him, he couldn't push it away, right?

He is always too soft-hearted.

Yin Ji said indifferently: "I think you have misunderstood the fire in me."

Li Zian knew that the kind of tinder in her body was prostitution, but it was hard to say it out.Besides, he was pretty sure his understanding of the word whore was correct.

How could it go wrong?

The ancestors have studied it for thousands of years, and many literati and poets have recited poems and composed Fu.

For example, this song by Bai Juyi: Return to the deep courtyard together, and enter the bridal chamber separately.Colorful curtains open emeralds, and Luo Jian blows mandarin ducks.Staying overnight and competing for leadership, greedy for sleep, each occupying a bed.The green window cages the water shadow, and the red wall backlights.Suo Jing collects the flowers and invites people to untie the crotch.With dark makeup and dimpled smiles, whispering sweet lips.

Lao Bai has this habit, what does this mean?

Nature is indestructible.

"Uh, tell me, why did I misunderstand." Li Zian looked at her expectantly.

Yin Ji said: "I am a prostitute as a member of the road company, so you think the kindling in me is a prostitute, right?"

Although he felt a little impolite, Li Zian nodded.

Facts are facts.

No matter how it is explained, it is a fact.

One day is Ji, and life is Ji.

"You're right, the kindling on my body is prostitution."

Li Zian: "..."

"But everyone who tried to touch my body is dead. No one has ever touched my body. In your terms, I am still a girl with yellow flowers." Yin Ji said.

Li Zian turned his head to look at her, and felt that the word "Huanghua girl" was a bit inappropriate, and it would be more appropriate to replace it with "Huanghua aunt".

That's true, how can there be a girl who is hundreds of years old?

But such words are absolutely impossible to say.

Yin Ji also looked at Li Zian.

Li Zian was resting on her arm, their heads were very close to each other, and their breathing could be heard.

Yin Ji smiled: "Do you think I want to do that with you?"

Li Zian didn't know how to answer.

Auntie, you sleep crookedly next to someone like this, and even offer to use your arm as a pillow, don't you think it's hypocritical and superfluous for you to ask such a question?

"It seems that you really think so. Let me continue to talk about the nature of the tinder on my body, so as not to deepen your misunderstanding."

Li Zian's curiosity was aroused: "Then tell me."

Yin Ji was silent for a while before she said: "This has to start with the word prostitution. In many civilized cultures, it is a negative word, but it is prejudice and wrong. The greatest value and cultural value of prostitution is In fact, it lies in aid and comfort, in the sublimation of the soul."

Li Zian: "..."

To tell the truth, it was the first time he heard someone say the word prostitution so freshly and refinedly.

"It feels like you don't quite believe what I said." Yin Ji said.

Li Zian smiled: "I believe it."

"Close your eyes."

Li Zian hesitated for a moment and closed his eyes.

"Sleep, we will meet in a dream." Yin Ji whispered in Li Zian's ear.

Li Zian originally wanted to say that he probably wouldn't dream, but suddenly he felt tired, accompanied by a feeling of comfort and relaxation that he had never experienced before, like drinking a few cups in the warm winter sun Xiaojiu, in the garden full of roses, fell asleep beautifully in the slight drunkenness and sunshine.

This is the effect of Yin Ji's energy field.

If this is hypnosis, the Dazi Portable Furnace will definitely intervene, and all the crooked ways will dissipate with just a slight shock.But she is not hypnosis, it is an act of aiding sleep.What she brings is help, benefits, and enjoyment, and the big lazy portable stove will not respond.The reason is very simple, if he drank the poison, the Dazi Portable Stove would intervene in the detoxification, but if he drank the Feizhai Happy Water, the Dazi Portable Stove would not respond.

Li Zian had never slept so comfortably, it felt like lying on a white cloud, floating, and a group of fairies in neon clothes were taking care of him.

It's such a joy.

But this is just the beginning...

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Chapter 1459 Fairy, Jade Rabbit and Flat Peach

When Li Zian first had this feeling, he really found himself lying on a white cloud, surrounded by a large group of fairies, all of them were beautiful, wearing tulle and neon clothes, the beautiful eyes on the left flowed, and the shallow ones on the right Smiling, the eyebrows on the top are expressive, and the Yingying Yanyan on the bottom is dazzling, so lively, there is a feeling of entering the fairyland, heaven and earth, or fairyland KTV.

No matter which one of these fairies looked at, they were full of immortality, charming to the bone.He even suspected that they were goblins, from Pansi Cave or Spider Cave, but beside Baiyun was Yaochi, and next to Yaochi was Pantaoyuan, this is a real fairyland!

The fairy sisters surrounded Li Zian, scrambling to give him great health care.

All of them are beautiful, they speak nicely, and their skills are good.

In Li Zian's heart, there is no such thing as a boat, a celestial man, and no ideals. He is extremely satisfied and extremely happy, as if he has stepped on the pinnacle of his life.He lay with his eyes closed, and love flooded him like a tide, an incomparable joy.

Suddenly, the fairies left one after another.

Li Zian felt lost. He sat up from the white clouds, looked at the beautiful scenery of the fairies, and asked where the sisters were going, but none of the fairy sisters answered him.

Just as he was about to stand up, a big white cotton-like auspicious cloud flew over and landed beside him, and a fairy in a green dress came down from the auspicious cloud, holding a rabbit in her arms.

The rabbit has white hair without a trace of stray hair, very beautiful red eyes, and a golden "jade" pattern on its forehead.

Doesn't this tell people clearly that it is a jade rabbit?

The rabbit is a jade rabbit, so the fairy sister holding it is naturally Chang'e.

However, he always felt that the fairy sister in the green skirt looked familiar, a bit like a woman named Ji he knew.

The fairy sister in the green skirt came to Li Zian, put down the jade rabbit, and asked him with a smile if he was hungry.

He was really a little hungry, and then he nodded to the fairy sister of the female skirt.

The fairy sister in the green skirt took out two big flat peaches, one in each hand, the two flat peaches were rosy in white, and the fragrance was wafting.She gave him two bites from the left one and two bites from the right one.Those two flat peaches were so delicious, they melted into dregs in the mouth, were sweet and juicy, and left a fragrance on the lips and teeth.

After eating the flat peaches, the flat peaches are still there.

Li Zian always felt that something was missing.

The fairy sister in the green skirt also said that three meals a day should be eaten with some meat, so that the body can be healthy.

Li Zian nodded again.

The fairy sister in the green dress reached out and grabbed a fishing rod in her hand. The fishing rod was warm and white, and it was obviously made of beautiful jade from the fairy family. A pink fish float was round and beautiful like a gemstone.She pressed on the float and pulled out a shiny fishing line.

Li Zian was dazzled by the sight, and sighed in his heart that he is really the treasure of the fairy family.

The fairy sister in the green skirt held the fishing rod in her hand and waved it into the fairy pond, and the fishing line went into the fairy pond.Soon there were fish biting the hook, and the fish floated little by little, creating a circle of ripples.She raised her hand, and a plump fish was caught out of the fairy pond.

The fish has golden whiskers, without a single scale on its body, it is as smooth as white jade.

The fairy sister in the green skirt fed the fish to Li Zian's mouth again.

Li Zian was about to say how he could eat the raw ones, but the fairy sister in the green dress stuffed the fish into his mouth.

It is still slag at the entrance, the juice is fragrant and the meat is tender.

He suddenly understood, this is the fairy world, how can the fish in the mortal world compare with the fish in the fairy world, the mortal fish cannot be eaten raw, but the fairy world may not be able to, isn't he eating it, not to mention how delicious it is.

The jade rabbit was jumping right in front of his eyes, jumping to the left for a while, and jumping to the right for a while. When it jumped fast, it felt like a group of jade rabbits were jumping.

What is it dancing about?

No way of knowing.

Li Zian was eating fish, while the fairy sister in green skirt was singing, her voice was like pearls rolling on a jade plate, it was beautiful and pleasant, and it was an incomparable enjoyment...