Son-in-law comes out
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At this moment, the wooden dummy pile that had been hammered for half an hour suddenly fell towards her without knowing what happened.Li Zian shuddered in fright, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the wooden dummy.
Unsurprisingly.
Li Zian moved the wooden dummy back to the corner.
Mrs. Du nestled in her arms with a happy smile on her face.
Li Zian reached out to wipe the sweat off her forehead, distressed, pityed and blamed: "Look at you, you are so skinny when you are about to become a mother, our son must learn from you and learn boxing in your stomach."
"Didn't you also teach him a magic stick technique?" Du Linlin's voice was lazy.
Li Zian blinked his eyes, his mind was filled with white fog.
It is said that he has intensively studied in Tiancang, and he can even understand the paintings of the cavemen, but why can't he understand this sentence?
"Honey, hold me and sleep." Du Linlin closed his eyes.
Li Zian hummed, hugged her, and closed his eyes.
A picture emerged in his mind, the forest after the rain, the sun shining through the mist, the moist air filled with the fragrance of soil, how beautiful it is, and the comfort and tranquility that reaches the depths of the soul.
This is not doing yoga, this is the hallucination after dizziness.
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Chapter 1230 A tree of sweet-scented osmanthus blooms on the grave
Night falls.
In the new home of Jiujiantang, a group of people are eating barbecue and drinking in the back garden, creating a lively atmosphere.
The top ten Vajras of the Black Pot Company are here, as are Kang Xin and Kun Li. Yu Meilin is definitely not good at serving others, and Li Zian brought Tao Zi and Tang Qing to greet her hurriedly.
Li Xiaomei was not interested in barbecue, so she slipped off the table to play after eating a bunch of roast lamb.
Li Zian was a little worried, and said: "Xiaomei, the place is too big, so don't run around."
Li Xiaomei turned her head and said: "I'm very good, I just watch Huahua in the garden."
"Yeah, Xiaomei is so good." Li Zian boasted, with a gratified smile on his face.
As soon as these words were uttered, Yu Meilin and Tang Qing's eyes fell on his face, and there was something in their eyes.
Is there no bottom line for you to praise your daughter?
Li Xiaomei didn't eat well and went to see Huahua, how could she behave?
A cat ran over, Li Xiaomei Huahua didn't look at Huahua, and ran after the cat on the grass.
That cat is Xiaodouzi, a non-human member of the family, but even it dislikes Li Xiaomei.
After dinner, the four King Kongs of the black pot company left, Kun Li also left, and Kang Xin stayed.
With the experience of lodging and the benefits of lodging, of course she will continue to lodging.It was hard for Tang Qing and Mu Chuntao to say anything, after all, she was Yu Meilin's personal bodyguard on the surface.Since it is a personal bodyguard, it must be protected 24 hours a day.
There are too many rooms in the villa, and everyone can live in one room.
In Gaochen Yipin, Li Zian and Yu Meilin's room is on the first floor, and Li Xiaomei's room is on the second floor. This time, it has been adjusted. Li Xiaomei lives in a room on the first floor, and Kang Xin lives next door to Li Xiaomei, which also serves as a protection and the role of care.Li Zian and Yu Meilin lived in a room on the second floor, and Tang Qing and Mu Chuntao's room was next door to the couple's room.
With this layout, if you gather together, you will make a fortune in all seasons, and if you divide it, you will have both sides. If you want wind, you will get wind, and if you want water, you will get water.
As the male host, moving to a new house must take care of everything.Li Zian first slept in his and Yu Meilin's bedroom, and then went to tell the story to General Jin Zhang
Just like last time, just as she was about to start the lecture, the Queen of Tianxia Kingdom entered the room, moved a chair to the side without saying a word, watched and listened.
It's weird, but you get used to it.
It was already midnight when Li Zian finished telling the story.
Yu Meilin stood up from the chair: "Let's go."
Kang Xin looked at her queen in a daze.
Li Zian got out of bed, and went out without saying a word.
"General Jin Zhang, you can come too." Yu Meilin said.
"Uh, um." Kang Xin also got off the bed, didn't even bother to put on her underwear, she put on her nightgown and tied her belt.
She followed Yu Meilin to the back garden, and saw Li Zian standing under an osmanthus tree with a shovel in her hand, she was curious.
Li Zian began to dig a hole at the foot of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree. With the blessing of vitality, every time a shovel went down, a large lump of soil would be brought out.
Kang Xin walked over: "Uncle, it's so late, do you want to plant flowers or trees?"
Li Zian said: "I'm digging a hole, and I'll lie down in the hole later, and you can do me a favor and bury me."
"Ah?" Kang Xin looked confused, she thought she had heard wrong.
Li Zian said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I am here to cultivate vitality. If I want to cultivate vitality, I have to bury myself in the soil."
Only then did Kang Xin understand and said, "You really scared me just now, I thought you didn't want to live anymore."
"Don't want to live anymore? I can't bear to part with you." Li Zian said.
Kang Xin's cheeks flushed slightly, and she wanted to say something, but she remembered that her queen was beside her, so she subconsciously glanced at Yu Meilin from the corner of her eye to observe the queen's reaction.
Yu Meilin said lightly: "It's okay, you can say whatever you want."
Kang Xin hummed, but said nothing.She thinks it's okay to charge the queen, but it's not appropriate to flirt with that shameless person in front of the queen. After all, that shameless person is the queen's husband.
In just over ten minutes, Li Zian dug a hole two meters long and two feet deep in the grass of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree.
There are some osmanthus tree roots on the wall of the pit, but that doesn't affect anything.
Li Zian jumped into the pit, lay down, and said, "General Jin Zhang, please come and bury me."
Kang Xin stood by the pit, holding a shovel, still feeling a little uneasy: "Uncle, are you sure?"
Li Zian nodded: "Come on."
Kang Xin looked back at Yu Meilin again.
A man who wants to bury someone must ask for his opinion.
Yu Meilin nodded her head.
Without any hesitation or scruples, Kang Xin waved the shovel and filled the pit with soil.
It took Li Zian more than ten minutes to dig the hole, and it took her a few minutes to fill the hole, and then she used the shovel to pat the pile of soil.
clap clap clap!
It was originally a loose mound of soil, but after she slapped it a few times, it became solid and the surface became smooth.
Yu Meilin was a little speechless, and asked, "General Jin Zhang, why are you clapping the mound so tightly?"
Kang Xin said: "Queen, take a picture to look better, but messy ones don't look good."
Yu Meilin was speechless.
However, she had a funny feeling towards General Jin Zhang, but it became more and more real.
Li Zian in the pit couldn't hear the voices of the two women. He had already entered a "dead" state, unable to see his eyes, and unable to breathe through his mouth and nose.The mycelium of the sky yarn spreads in the soil, like water passing through the gap.His brain didn't have any subjective consciousness thoughts, no thoughts, no thoughts, it was a mess.
A trace of primitive vitality flowed into his body from the mycelium of the sky yarn, nourishing every cell in his body, and finally entered the Dazi Portable Furnace to be refined.
There is very little primitive vitality here, and it is incomparable with the primitive vitality of the Forbidden Land and the West Land. After all, this is one of the most prosperous cities in Asia. Human beings have over-exploited it, coupled with the pollution of tens of millions of people, so there is little primitive vitality. It's normal.
But it's good to have something to absorb, this place is already the best place in Shanghai, and he doesn't have to be picky if he wants to.
With the absorption of primordial vitality, the fatigue of the body and the feeling of emptiness from the waist and below also disappeared.
It is not surprising that vitality can heal a certain aspect of deficiency, vitality is the most basic energy of all things, and it is also the most core energy. It can form the stars and all things, and it is of course no problem to make up for a little lost energy.
Beside the "grave mound", Kang Xin was a little worried: "Queen, uncle has been buried for so long, will something happen to him?"
Yu Meilin said: "Don't worry about her, why don't you go back to your room and rest, I'll just watch over here."
"I'd better guard uncle with you. By the way, when should I dig him out?" Kang Xin asked.
"He will come out after finishing his practice, so there is no need to poach him." Yu Meilin said.
"Queen, why did Master cultivate in such a strange way?"
Yu Meilin: "..."
She really wanted to seal Kang Xin's mouth with tape, but she could understand Kang Xin, because Kang Xin was only a college student after all, and students always liked to ask questions in class.
At this moment, a few grass leaf buds emerged from the mound, crisp and tender, and they broke through the soil touched by the shovel, which was particularly eye-catching.
Both Yu Meilin and Kang Xin shifted their gazes to the grasses that had just sprouted up, and the eyes of the two women were full of surprise and confusion.
A few seconds later, Kang Xin said in surprise, "Queen, grass has grown on Uncle's grave!"
Yu Meilin glanced at General Jin Zhang.
Kang Xin suddenly realized that she had said something wrong, and added: "No, I mean Uncle's grave... No, no, Uncle's mound has grown grass."
"I don't know what's going on." Yu Meilin said.
While the two women were talking, a group of flower buds suddenly appeared on a branch of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree next to the pit.
That branch was not far from Yu Meilin and Kang Xin, only two or three feet away, but the two women's eyes were on the grass on the grave and they didn't find it.
A few minutes later, buds appeared on other branches, and the buds on the branch closest to the two women also bloomed, exuding a strong fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus.
The scent of sweet-scented osmanthus is very obvious, Yu Meilin and Kang Xin smelled it quickly, and when they looked up, they saw sweet-scented osmanthus blooming two or three feet away.
Yu Meilin was stunned.
Kang Xin lost her voice in surprise: "It's blooming! It's only June now, how can the sweet-scented osmanthus bloom?"
Osmanthus flowers only bloom in August.
How could Yu Meilin answer this question? Her eyes moved to the canopy of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree, and she was stunned again.
This sweet-scented osmanthus tree is an adult tree planted by the developer. The trunk is thicker than the mouth of a bowl, and the crown of the tree is like a big umbrella, with luxuriant branches and leaves.She remembered very clearly that there was not even a flower bud when she came here, but in the blink of an eye, the sweet-scented osmanthus tree was covered with flower buds, densely packed and countless.Some flower buds have already bloomed, but some flower buds are still emerging. The whole picture is like pressing the 4x accelerator button while watching a video.
"I think it must have something to do with uncle!" Kang Xin found the answer by herself, she said excitedly, "I'll go buy some beans during the day."
Yu Meilin asked curiously, "Why are you buying beans?"
Kang Xin said: "Uncle practiced in this way, he must be buried every night, I sprinkled bean seeds on his grave, and the bean seeds germinated as soon as he practiced, we have pea sprouts and bean sprouts to eat gone."
Yu Meilin: "..."
She was thinking about a question in her heart.
Does Tianxia Kingdom really need this kind of general?
The decision to confer the title of general was really hasty.
Hanging flowers are blooming one after another, and the back garden is full of sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance.
The two women looked at Kazuki's hanging flowers, each thinking about the problem.
Yu Meilin was thinking about why grass grows on graves and why osmanthus trees bloom. This question is destined to have no answer.
Kang Xin thought about looking at Kazuki's sweet-scented osmanthus, but what she thought about was a strange question.
Uncle can make sweet-scented osmanthus trees bloom, will it make women pregnant?
When thinking of this, she subconsciously took a few steps back.
When the flowers on the sweet-scented osmanthus tree were almost withered, Li Zian opened the grave and got up from the pit.
He shook the dirt on his body, and it was clean in an instant: "Next time you don't have to guard me, just bury me and go back to sleep."
"Honey, didn't you see the sweet-scented osmanthus on the ground?" Yu Meilin reminded.
Only then did Li Zian see the sweet-scented osmanthus flowers all over the ground. He suddenly understood what Yu Meilin wanted to ask, and he said with a smile, "I use reincarnation to cultivate vitality, and the seeds around me will germinate, and the sweet-scented osmanthus trees will bloom normally."
"Samsara, I understand, flowers bloom and fade is a cycle of reincarnation." Yu Meilin has her own understanding.
"Uncle, will that make a woman pregnant?" Kang Xin was very nervous about this.
Li Zian: "..."
"Is it possible?" Kang Xin asked again.
Li Zian suddenly opened his arms and pretended to pounce on her, and said, "I will be pregnant within three feet of me!"
"Don't come here!" Kang Xin ran away.
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