Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

After compiling the picture involuntarily, his whole body got goosebumps,

How can he come up with this? !

Orochimaru said with an innocent face: "I'm not crazy, don't you two like each other? Hiduan is more shy... I'm too embarrassed to become a woman, so I can only look at you."

"Your appearance is not as good as that of Fei Duan... There is a high probability that you will not be very good-looking when you become a woman, but radish and green vegetables have their own preferences, and Fei Duan will be fascinated by you."

The veins on Kakuto's forehead were throbbing, and he held back his anger and said: "You are enough, Fei Duan and I don't have that kind of relationship, we are just a competitive relationship, even if I can't win Fei Duan... I will beat him in making money! !"

"But Fei Duan's appearance is higher than yours, and his endorsement fee is several times that of yours. If you consider becoming a woman... then the popularity of the audience will be better, and the endorsement fee will naturally increase."

Orochimaru's eyes flickered, and he said suddenly: "Besides, I'm still studying plastic surgery technology recently. I didn't really study this area... But in order to promote the feelings of members of the Akatsuki organization, when I succeed in my research... I can give you plastic surgery for free. , even if it's not to tempt Fei Duan, the endorsement fee can still be increased."

"I don't need it! You can go."

Jiao became impatient and began to give them orders to evict guests.

Dou pushed his glasses and said, "We can go, but Fei Duan scrapped the equipment in my laboratory, and the total attack is 8000 million...give me yours."

"Why should I give it?" Kakudo's molars hurt.

Dou laughed lightly and said: "Because Fei Duan is not here, besides, didn't you just gamble? Isn't your money all from Fei Duan? Shouldn't you lose money?"

"Okay! I pay! I pay!!"

Jiaodu felt uncomfortable for a while, and took out eight banknotes of 1000 million taels.

Handed it to the other party, and then closed the door, I couldn't help but feel a little melancholy in my heart.

According to the previous bet, I lost... Then the rest of the assets belong to Fei Duan, that's all... But Fei Duan has a good image and earns more than him.

The strength is not as good as others, and the money will be compared...

This made him a little aggrieved.

The aggrieved feeling is hard to describe in words, it's like brothers who are as good as myself, they look down on each other and often fight, and they hang out in the same company named Xiao.

Suddenly one day……

This guy actually became an executive of the company?

Congratulations if it's an ordinary person, but that bastard Fei Duan can't bear to stimulate himself every day, okay?

Could it be that……

Do you really want to go to Orochimaru for the whole thing? !

Jiaodu shook his head resolutely, abandoning this idea: "No, no! Plastic surgery or something... It's too embarrassing to say it, I have to think of other ways."

Chapter 579 Capture the bag on the spot!hesitant white

the other side……

After leaving the Temple of the Undead,

Orochimaru and Dou came to another temple - Taobai Temple.

The name of the temple is concise and to the point...it is the combination of Taodizabuzhan and Bai, nothing to complain about.

Orochimaru glanced around and saw the willow tree facing the gate: "Let's post the small advertisement here...they can see it as soon as they go out."

Dou thought for a while and said, "Isn't it good to stick it on a tree?"

Orochimaru asked: "Why not?"

Dou cautiously said: "After all, this is a public facility of Yushen Palace. Your Excellency Wu Yu strictly forbids us to defecate anywhere. This small advertisement is almost of a similar nature, right? If it is discovered...it will be miserable."

Orochimaru stroked his chin and nodded secretly: "That's true, besides, we can't just post it in one place, so it will be easier to be discovered... Then do you have any good suggestions?"

"Um……"

After thinking about it for a while, he said slowly: "Why don't we just stick it inside the gate? Your Excellency Wu Yu will not enter other people's temples casually, so he will definitely not be able to find it... and Bu Zhan and Bai will be able to see it as soon as they open the door when they come back. Said... these two people are out, we can just go in without being found. "

"Makes sense..."

Orochimaru smiled hoarsely.

With a single leap, the two jumped over the city wall.

After entering the Taobai Temple, Kou took out a palm-sized piece of paper from his pocket and pasted it on the side of the double door.

Orochimaru was a little worried: "Is one piece not enough? How about... post a few more?"

"okay."

He took out three more sheets from the pocket and pasted them on the four sides of the gate.

Orochimaru hesitated and said: "The words on this advertisement are too small... What if they have bad eyesight and can't see it? How about posting a few more?"

"Okay! Orochimaru-sama."

He took out the paper from his pocket and pasted a few more.

After a few rounds like this, the inside of the gate has been covered with small advertisements, there are almost more than 300 advertisements.

It's so obvious, it's impossible not to see it anymore, right?

Orochimaru and Dou looked at each other with a satisfied smile on their faces.

"Let's go, pocket."

"Okay, Oshemaru-sama."

The two were about to jump up and leave the temple.

Suddenly.

A surprised voice came from behind: "What are you doing?"

Their bodies stiffened at the same time, and they turned their heads to look over... and saw an extremely beautiful girl standing behind, with long black hair, wearing home clothes and holding a shovel in her hand.

pocket:"???"

Orochimaru:"???"

I wipe!Why is Bai in the temple? !

Incorrect information?wrong!Is Jiaodu Nahuo deliberately cheating them? ! !

What did they just say...

Bai stepped forward and saw small advertisements plastered on the gate.

There are also explicit photos of a man and a woman on it. The man is too big to look straight at, and the woman is scratching her head...

see this scene...

Rao is a good-tempered Bai, and his tone became cold: "Oshewan, Dou! You actually posted pornographic ads? You posted them all for me? What do you mean?!"

"..."

Orochimaru's old face couldn't bear it anymore.

This small ad is a bit erotic, but the content is definitely a pure gender conversion ad! !

But after all, posting a small advertisement is still a bit too shameful, and he was caught on the spot... This left him at a loss as to how to defend himself.

Dou bite the bullet and said, "That... this is not a pornographic ad, it's just an ordinary scientific research promotion."

"Scientific research promotion?"

Bai said in a cold tone: "Scientific research promotion... just use such indecent means as posting small advertisements? And you posting advertisements is nothing more than breaking into other people's houses...entering the door to post advertisements? Then I will play like a fool." Woolen cloth?!"

"No no, we really didn't..."

It's a bit difficult to pocket, and I don't know how to explain it.

Bai said in a cold tone: "You two, as scientists of the Xiao organization, have made a lot of contributions to the Xiao organization... I admit that Master Zai Bu Zhan and I are not as valuable as you."

"But this temple is someone else's private residence... Isn't it a bit too much for you to use your identity to break into other people's residence?! Do you think... Even if Your Excellency Wu Yu knows, you can't do anything to you?!"

"..."

With continuous questioning, Dou was completely at a disadvantage.

He knows it's wrong to be good at other people's houses...

They didn't think about how to enter the house, they just posted a small advertisement and left, who would have known... There were too many posts at once, and they were at home at all, so they were caught right now.

Orochimaru stood up and said in a hoarse voice: "It was indeed me and Dou who made a mistake for trespassing on your temple. We apologize to you... You can report us to Lord Yu, and we will accept any punishment."

"But before I do that, I need to declare that this ad is not a prank... It is an experimental promotion that considers improving the relationship between members. I suggest you take a good look and find me after thinking about it for a month."

After saying these words...

Without waiting for any response from the other party, he jumped up and left with his bag.

Walking on the road, with a look of guilt on his face: "I'm sorry, Oshemaru-sama... I messed up, so I should listen to you, just put the advertisement on the willow tree opposite the gate."

"Do not blame you……"

Orochimaru shook his head: "It's because I care too much about the gender conversion experiment, and I hope that someone will participate in it right away... So I didn't think about it so much, just don't just enter other people's temples in the future."

"Okay." Dou nodded.

……

……

Inside the Taobai Temple.

Looking at the back of the two of them leaving, Bai walked to the door... and tore up a small advertisement.

Forcibly moved his eyes past the blatant man and woman, and looked at a line of inconspicuous small characters below.

[This laboratory will have a special experimental result in the near future, which is called - gender conversion!As the name suggests... This experiment can change the gender of anyone without any effect or sequelae, and the process of gender switching between men and women can be reversed. 】

[If the customer is dissatisfied, or unable to overcome the psychological barrier...you can switch back at any time!The first customer can be exempted from all experimental fees. The results of this experiment will be personally guaranteed by the first scientist in the ninja world, Oshemaru, without any false propaganda. The second customer only needs 499 million taels! 】

【Yes, you heard that right!Don't 788!Don't 688!Only 499!Only 499!Are you still struggling with your relationship?Are you still annoyed that you can't experience the ups and downs of sports with your loved one?What are you waiting for?Don't act quickly?First come first served! 】

【——Hadeshen Palace·Oshemaru Laboratory】

"..."

Looking at the advertisement, Bai couldn't help but feel a little speechless.

This is really too earthy, if it wasn't for Orochimaru's launch... Ordinary people would think this thing is a lie.

But then again...

Most people don't need this small ad, Dashewan most likely just picked his own home.

But I have to say, he was really moved.

Bai inadvertently glanced at the movements of the men and women in the advertisement, feeling a little shy and hesitant in his heart: "Are you really going to do it? As long as you become a woman, you can have children for Mr. Zai Bu Choi, but Mr. Za Bu Chou... will you support me?" ?”

Chapter 580 Never Behead: I Never Care About Fame

For Bai...

In fact, he didn't dare to dream at all, being able to be with Mr. Zabu Zhan, as for the so-called marriage is even more of an extravagant hope.

He just hopes that he can always be by his side and silently dedicate everything to himself.

but……

Now with the gender-switching experiment, other thoughts came to his mind.

If she can become a woman, will she be able to be with Mr. Zabuzhan justifiably?Maybe have a baby together?

Even if you don't want to kill the adults...

But he has never been in contact with girls in these years, so he needs some physical needs more or less, right?I can also serve him well.

as a boy...

He has a soft personality and is more feminine, so he has no resistance to this experiment.

But the problem is that if you really want to become a woman, you must discuss it with Mr. Zabuzhan, right?But will he really support his idea?

After thinking about it for ten minutes...

Bai cleared all the small advertisements on the gate, just when he was about to throw them into the trash can.