Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

Didara was curious: "Just so happy? Isn't it just being together, isn't it a bit exaggerated?"

"I'm happy, what's the matter?" Heitu raised his head.

Didara said: "All right, as long as you are happy."

Heitu was a little worried, and said in a low voice: "When we've been together for a long time, if Brother Didala doesn't like me that much, don't abandon me... As long as you like me a little, it's fine... I'm easily satisfied."

"is it?"

Didara frowned: "How easy is it to satisfy?"

"It's so easy, I'm willing to do whatever you ask me to do." Heitu clenched his fist.

"Oh……"

Didara looked at the slender thighs, his eyes sparkled with excitement: "Can you... Let my clay blow up the stockings? This should be quite artistic."

Black soil: "(￣O￣;)"

Fried stockings?

Fortunately, you can figure it out?

Such long, white, and tender thighs, isn't it good to touch them? !

Brother, this brain circuit is so long?

Heitu said with an aggrieved face: "Aren't you afraid of blowing up my leg? You also said you like me...you lied to me!"

"Uh……"

Didara explained: "I didn't say blow up your legs, what I meant was... take off your stockings and let me blow them up."

"Oh, that's my misunderstanding."

Black Earth heaved a sigh of relief.

Without saying a word, he took off the net stockings and handed them to the other party.

Didara got it, and put it in his trouser pocket naturally.

Seeing this move, Heitu couldn't help wondering: "Brother Didala, are you going to blow up my stockings? Why are you putting them in your trouser pocket?"

"Cough cough..."

Didala said solemnly: "It's not the time yet, an explosion in the air... will pollute the air, I have to go back and study it slowly."

Black Soil: "???"

Do mid-air explosions pollute the air?

Wouldn't it be okay to take it back?

Do you dare to find a more casual excuse? !

She suddenly thought of a possibility, so Heitu said with a smile: "Oh, Brother Didala, if you want to collect stockings, just tell me...it's not like I won't give them."

"..."

Didara blushed: "Where do I have it? What are the good collections of silk stockings? How can my clay art be valuable? I just studied the explosion effect casually, don't talk nonsense."

"Really? Is it really just for research?"

Heitu leaned over and said temptingly: "I have more styles of stockings, white silk, black silk, suspenders, bright colors, glossy, short socks, and mid-length socks. Which one do you like?"

Didara's eyes lit up: "There are so many more? When I go back... can I try them on one by one? Only by seeing them with my own eyes... can I test their different artistic values."

"It's all right, brother."

Heitu laughed and said, "But is it just a try-on? Why don't you do something else?"

"..."

hear this,

Deidara's eyes lit up.

But in the next second, he stopped the throbbing in his heart, looked at Heitu and said seriously: "Junior Sister, you don't need to do this on purpose... I won't abandon you, let's get married this year!!"

Heitu was startled: "Are you serious?"

Didara nodded: "Seriously."

Heitu asked again: "No regrets?"

Didara nodded: "No regrets."

Heitu didn't hesitate, and showed a happy smile: "Okay, then we'll get married this year, and then... Brother, I'll show you how many stockings you want to see."

Chapter 520 Weird knocking sound, is someone haunted?

"..."

What do you want to see and wear? !

good guy! !

Deidara immediately made up the picture.

Didara was "excited" by the temptation of her slender white and tender long legs and all kinds of stockings.

Can't really blame him.

As a hot-blooded young man in his early twenties.

And I have never experienced those embarrassing things, coupled with the influence of the group of old drivers who were organized, it is inevitable that I will have some special and normal little habits.

No no, it's not a hobby.

But another high-end artistic pursuit.

"Brother Didara, what are you thinking?"

Black Soil's eyes are blurred,

The slender fingertips across Didara's chest, and then straight down.

Seeing that the indescribable place was about to approach, Didara held Heitu's hand and said dryly, "Don't do this, Heitu...this is in the sky...we'll talk about it when we go back."

Heitu smiled and said, "Isn't the sky more exciting?"

"Ah this..."

Didara was stunned, and shook his head: "What you said makes sense, but it still doesn't work... This is too hasty, and it would be bad if it fell too violently."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Heitu said obediently.

Didara said suspiciously: "Junior Sister, I found out that you are very good... Where did you learn it?"

Heitu said without hesitation: "I learned from Brother Chitu, the ninja world is becoming more and more developed now, and there are more and more weird things, such as game halls, bars, KTV and other entertainment industries."

"There are still some pornographic videotapes secretly sold in the village...Brother Chitu found out by accident and then confiscated a lot of videotapes. Since that day, he has been wrong...I confiscated him all the time."

Didara was stunned: "There is still a sex tape? I haven't heard of it?"

Heitu said cautiously: "Probably because you have been in Yushen Palace all the time? Your Excellency Wu Yu shouldn't allow the sale, right? Anyway, there are videotape sellers everywhere in the five major ninja villages in the ninja world, and a new type of occupation has formed."

"Cough cough..."

Didara coughed a few times and said, "Do you have any more? Are there many?"

Heitu shook his head: "There are a lot, probably hundreds of them? But I didn't bring them with me, and they are all locked in a drawer at home."

"Hey...forget it." Didara was disappointed.

Heitu said with a half-smile: "Brother, what do you want to do? Are you getting old...need to release it?"

Deidara said seriously: "Release what release? This is a new artistic pursuit. I have to watch more... to know the artistic value of it, so as to stimulate more artistic potential."

Heitu suppressed a smile: "Yes, artistic pursuit."

Didala looked at Heitu: "Is it only in the five great ninja villages? Are there any other places?"

"There must be."

Heitu smiled: "Let's just find a small village, and someone will sell it."

"Okay! Let's go then..."

Didara thought for a while and said, "Buy some videotapes to study art, and you can play around by the way."

Heitu nodded: "Okay, I will listen to my brother."

The clay bird deflects its course,

Soon...

The two came to Cao Ninja Village.

Clay landed, although after seeing the red cloud and black robe, the villagers panicked for a few seconds.

But the thought of...

Now Xiao organization's word of mouth, but not worried about anything.

Today's Ninja Village can survive, and the deterrence of the Akatsuki organization accounts for a huge part of the reason, and it is too late for them to be grateful.

But after all, the Akatsuki organization came in person...

The leader of Cao Ninja Village received the news and greeted him immediately and respectfully.

This leader is very old, about 70 years old... His temples are gray and gray, and he respectfully said to Heitu, "You two, I don't know... The Xiao organization didn't wait for the first time, and I hope to make amends."

"It's all right."

Didara waved his hand: "I just buy something casually, so I don't delay things."

"Then do you need this old man to be your guide?" the old man asked again.

"No need, it's too troublesome..." Didara refused.

"Then how long do you two stay? Do you need this old man to arrange a humble house for you two? Do you need this old man to... provide entertainment facilities for you two? Need..." the old man asked.

Didara said impatiently: "No, no, why are you so verbose? We left after shopping, we don't need those."

"..."

The old man looked terrified, so he knelt down to admit his mistake.

Heitu stopped him from kneeling, rolled his eyes and said, "Do you have any difficulties? Otherwise...why do you have nothing to do?"

The old man hesitated to speak: "..."

Didara glanced at him, and said lightly: "Let's talk, if it's a small trouble... we'll deal with it by the way, my Xiao organization is such a good organization that is willing to help others ~ um."

Although he feels troubled in his heart...

But considering that the boss often told them to maintain a good image of the organization at all times, this was a slow process of cleansing, so he decided to help if he could.

The old man was overwhelmed with surprise, and said slowly: "The old man would be more respectful than obedient. It's not the old man's personal problem... but the village is haunted."

"Haunted?"

Didara frowned slightly: "Tell me in detail."

The old man said in a cautious tone: "The village has been safe and sound all the time, but every night...in the back mountain forest, there will be strange noises, and the noisy villagers are uneasy."

"Strange noise?"

Heitu was surprised: "What kind of sound is it? Can you describe it?"

The old man briefly recalled it, and then replied: "It's the sound of knocking, which is rather dull... It seems to come from underground."

"It came from the ground? How do you know? Did you send someone to investigate?" Didara couldn't help being curious.

"Yes, the old man went to investigate..."

The old man said nervously: "But what is very strange is that after the ninjas went, none of them could find the source of the sound. Voices from underground."

"Oh? Is it so weird?"

Didara's eyes flickered: "I can't find the direction of the sound? Who Fang Xiaoxiao dares to pretend to be a ghost?!"

Every night there is a sound, but the ninja can't find the source of the sound...

It's a little spooky, but as for being haunted?