Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

"Itachi-kun, this marshmallow looks pretty good, but is it too sweet? Will it make you fat?"

"Worried about getting fat? Then don't eat it. I'll eat one myself. I like sweets."

When Uchiha Itachi saw the cotton candy shop, his eyes lit up.

I went directly to take one, and then started to eat it, very happy and comfortable.

Quan looked resentful: "..."

stop talking about her,

Organize other people, and they can't stand it anymore.

Guixie looked contemptuous: "It's so stupid! There are still people who like such a straight steel man... Could it be because he is handsome? What's wrong with me, Guixie, why no one likes me?"

Fei Duan: "Farewell, just like you... Lord Cthulhu doesn't even bother to talk."

Kokuto: "Damn it? Where?"

Obito: "Where else? Of course...hehehe..."

Fei Duan: "Enough of you! I'm talking about blood-sucking... blood-sucking! Bastard, Lord Cthulhu is spoiled by you."

Scorpion: "Blood sucking? Where does it suck blood?"

Obito: "Scorpion, you are too bad."

Jiaodu: "Stop, stop, I want to get off... The heart of the elderly can't take it anymore!"

Fei Duan: "You guys lsp&%￥##"

Seeing that the topic went off the rails, Zhishui stepped forward: "Okay! This is not going to work, without a strong atmosphere of ambiguity... Quan can't confess at all!!"

"Fei Duan, you guys are dispatched! Execute Plan A!"

Fei Duan: "Oak!"

Kakuto: "No problem!!"

……

……

on the street.

"Hey, hey!!"

Uchiha Itachi ate the marshmallows one bite at a time, with a happy smile on his face: "It's delicious, one is a bit short... I knew I would have taken two more, why don't we go back?"

"I don't want to go."

Quan pouted and snorted, "You didn't even tell me to have two bites, didn't you know how to share?"

Uchiha Itachi wondered: "Uh, aren't you afraid of getting fat? I didn't feed you."

"me……"

Quan was left speechless, and explained: "I just said it casually, it's not that I really don't want to eat... This is the daily reserve of a girl, understand?"

"..."

Uchiha Itachi looked puzzled: "I don't understand, eat as much as you want, needless to say, you are afraid of getting fat, isn't this inconsistency?"

"..."

Looking at the serious Itachi,

Quan couldn't wait to open his mind to see what he was thinking.

Isn't he always like this?

Isn't that how you should pretend to be a lady in front of someone you like?As a result, this guy... doesn't understand style at all.

The key is……

Walking into the playground, the two of them still didn't hold hands, which didn't look like a couple at all.

When Quan was troubled by this,

There was a noise in front of them, and the two were arguing.

"Fuduan? Why are you scolding me?"

"What's wrong with me scolding you? Who told you to insult Lord Cthulhu?!"

"Why did I insult you? You were clearly joking just now, okay? Why are you being serious?"

"That's not a joke! I'm not happy, so it's not!"

"..."

Itachi frowned slightly, feeling a little strange in his heart: "Are Hidan and Kokaku arguing? No, they actually went to the playground together? This is a bit... not right?"

Just when he was suspicious...

Bang! !

Strong chakra fluctuations erupted ahead! !

Hi Duan and Jiao both started.

"I just insulted you, are you coming to hit me?"

"Okay! Master Duan tricked you!!"

"..."

Both are physical attacks.

It is also to prevent it from affecting the surrounding villagers.

clap clap clap! !

Holding the bloody March scythe, Hidan kept slashing across Kakuzu's hardened body, but did not cause any damage.

Kakuto shot with his fist, piercing through the flying section.

But Fei Duan, like a normal person, let these attacks fall, as if he was a Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed.

The impact of their battle is getting bigger and bigger, those who don't know... thought it was a real fight.

"Um?!"

Uchiha Itachi was about to say something.

I felt that the two were moving at an extremely fast speed.

The target was exactly where he and Izumi were, and Itachi was about to cast Susano, and forcibly stopped the two of them.

But the thought of...

There are still villagers around and give up.

"Forget it, forget it! Seniors forbid fighting in Yushen Palace, even in the playground! At that time... there will be severe punishment!!"

"Quan's fighting power is not very good, if you get hurt... it will be bad, take Quan out of here first."

Quick thought over.

Uchiha Itachi held Izumi's soft little hand, and before Izumi could recall it, he stepped on the sole of his foot.

Chew a few times.

disappeared into the crowd.

The fight lasted for a short while, and the strange thing is... the surrounding villagers should have been scattered away.

But instead of leaving, they stood where they were.

One by one, fair faces appeared on their faces, and then they returned to their disguised appearances. They... were all villagers in white disguises, and even Itachi couldn't tell them apart.

One of them, Bai Jue, respectfully said: "Master Feiduan, Lord Kakuzu... Itachi is no longer here, you can stop, Plan A is successfully executed, and Itachi and Izumi have successfully joined hands!"

Chapter 383 God does not allow you to rain!What is the principle?

pity……

After Bai Jue said a word.

The two were still wrestling together, pulling their hair...even digging out each other's crotch.

The picture is very eye-catching.

The fight between these two completely lost the compulsion of the Xiao organization.

Fei Duan looked resentful: "Let you scold Lord Evil God! You old man, I have to beat you up!"

Jiao didn't hesitate: "What's the matter with insulting me?!"

Fei Duan: "I'll pluck out all your remaining hair, do you believe it?"

Jiaodu: "I don't believe you, let me go! Otherwise... your egg is broken..."

Fei Duan: "Let me go first!"

Jiaodu: "You let it go first, then I will let it go!"

Fei Duan snorted coldly: "Why should Master Duan let it go first? Just because of your ugly appearance?"

Jiao Du threatened: "If you don't let me go, I won't let you go either! Just wait for the chicken to fly."

The two were indeed acting in the beginning.

But things intensified, and now, the real fight has begun.

Seeing that the situation was a little out of control, there was a majestic voice from their rings.

Nagato: "That's enough! Your acting is okay...but if you really fight in Yushen Palace, don't think that senior will spare you. If you are not afraid of being spanked by senior, then continue."

"..."

Upon hearing this, the two immediately let go.

Ass pumping!

Although it didn't hurt much, it was really too embarrassing.

It is said that the leader of Nagato and Obito were taken off their pants on the spot by the boss, and after their buttocks were slapped hard, they didn't even dare to jump on the balcony that they usually love.

How could they not be cowardly?

Both Hiduan and Kokaku smiled, and they hooked their shoulders together like brothers: "Hahaha! We were just joking around? Now that Itachi and Izumi have succeeded in holding hands, our mission is complete!"

"Slip away, let's say goodbye."

The two quickly disappeared in place.

Xiao Nan's voice came: "Huh! These two people really love and kill each other, and they are really a pair of treasures."

"Indeed, let's not talk about them,"

Nagato said solemnly: "Itachi and Izumi are the most important things, Plan A has been successfully executed...Next preparations..."

not finished yet,

In the dark sky, drops of rain fell.

After many real villagers looked up and saw it, they immediately looked a little depressed and planned to go home.

The playground was disturbed by the rain, and many facilities could not be played.

That's what Rain Country is...

It is rainy all year round, and in some places it rains continuously.

Although they have long been used to such weather, it was a bit of a disappointment after all to come to the playground to play.

however……

At this moment, Nagato looked domineering and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Dare to rain without my permission? God orders you right now...stop it for me!!"

The voice just fell,

The thick second breath spread out.

Nagato raised his head, and the ten fingers of both hands turned into a mark.