Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

But if the time spent together is too short, maybe people will eventually forget Naruto.

Namikaze Minato patiently persuaded: "Naruto, you can't stop getting along because of trouble, think about it for yourself... Hinata treats you well on weekdays, right? It's for you to eat, and it's for giving you some small gifts .”

"It's good."

Uzumaki Naruto muttered: "But those gifts... I don't like them, either the red scarf in winter, the small wild flowers on the roadside in spring, or the goggles in summer, the warm woolen pants in autumn..."

"I'm so strong? Still need a scarf and warm woolen pants? The wildflowers will wither the next day, and the goggles feel too childish. I really can't like it."

"One time I couldn't hold back, so I refused Hinata's gift, but Hinata cried on the spot... I don't understand what's wrong, so I can only continue to accept these gifts."

Wu Yu: "???"

Kaguya: "???"

Namikaze Minato: "???"

Listen, can this be heard?

People give you heart-warming gifts every season, and return his disgust? !

Let alone Wu Yu and Namikaze Minato.

Even Datongmu's silly Baitian can tell that this little girl Hinata probably likes this little kid.

But with the little brat...

Still disgusted in every possible way?Rejected the other party once? !

What an emotional idiot!

Wu Yu looked at him and asked curiously: "Hinata has given you so many gifts, have you given her any presents?"

"Ah? What gift?"

Naruto Uzumaki looked confused: "Isn't she voluntarily giving gifts? Do I have to give her gifts too?"

"???"

Wu Yu looked at Namikaze Minato, and said helplessly: "Minato, what did you teach this stupid kid? You don't even understand the basics in return?!"

"Cough cough..."

Namikaze Minato looked embarrassed: "Sorry, it was my fault."

"..."

Wu Yu looked at Naruto, and patiently taught: "In the future, if someone gives you a gift, if it's a friend... you want to give a gift, understand? It doesn't need to be equivalent, but it needs to be of similar value. This is a basic etiquette issue. .”

"Oh, I got it."

Naruto suddenly realized: "Then I'll give Hinata a gift next time, it's nothing... I still have a lot of pocket money."

Wu Yu asked worriedly: "What do you plan to give her?"

"Uh, let me think about it."

Uzumaki Naruto rubbed his chin, his eyes lit up and said: "Since Hinata is one of my best friends, I must not be too casual... Then I might as well teach him my self-created secret technique? It is very valuable Bar?!"

"Self-created secret technique?"

Wu Yu frowned, not quite agreeing: "That's indeed okay, but the skill of Wind Escape Spiral Shuriken is too difficult to learn, and almost no one in Hinata has any possibility to learn it."

Uzumaki Naruto said, "Ah? I didn't say it was a spiral shuriken!"

Wu Yu wondered: "Huh?? Isn't this the only secret technique you created yourself?"

"No, teacher, have you forgotten?"

Uzumaki Naruto put his hips on his hips, and said very proudly: "I have an even more powerful self-created secret technique, and that is - seduction technique! This secret technique is not difficult, I think Hinata should be able to learn it, hehe."

Chapter 331 Parents unite doubles, follow instructions

while talking,

He was still making seals, and the smoke dispersed.

A graceful body appeared, with blond hair and blue eyes with twin ponytails.

The front is convex and the back is warped, and the key parts are blocked by wisps of smoke, which makes people feel a little imaginative.

"???"

Wu Yu closed her eyes and didn't look at it, and said helplessly, "Shuimen, discipline him, this child is really out of his mind."

Good guy!

Taking seduction as a gift? !

It would be fine if it was Sasuke, Konoha Maru, etc., but Hinata is actually the object of teaching? !

This is absolutely no brainer.

"It is indeed time to discipline and discipline."

The veins on Minakaze's forehead also popped up.

Picking up Naruto directly, he started beating him, making Naruto howl all over the place.

"Dad, what are you doing?!"

Uzumaki Naruto cried and said: "Ah! Why did you hit me? Seduction is indeed my best ninjutsu. I am reluctant to teach it to Hinata! What's wrong with that?"

"You still dare to be stubborn? Teach girls to seduce? Did your head get squeezed by the door?! Do you want to be treated as a hooligan? Don't (TM) call me dad... I don't have a son like you!!"

Namikaze Minato let out angrily.

Clap, bang, Naruto's buttocks became red and swollen from the beating.

"Woooooooo..."

"How good is the seduction technique, why beat me? Mom, come and save me! Your son is going to be beaten to death!!"

Naruto wailed loudly.

Uzumaki Kushina came out and saw Naruto being beaten.

She frowned slightly: "What's going on? Why did you beat your son indiscriminately? Minato...give me an explanation."

Namikaze Minato complained: "That idiot is so stupid that he doesn't know how to give Hinata a gift in return. After being taught by Your Excellency Wu Yu... he actually wants to give Hinata the seduction technique as a gift. Do you think you should beat him?"

"Giving sex seduction technique? This silly boy is so stupid?! Do you really have to get my daughter-in-law away?!"

"I'm so mad, beat me up, beat me up! My old lady, I'll teach you a lesson too!!"

Hearing this, Uzumaki Kukunai immediately became angry.

The red hair floated up directly, and the United Watergate launched a mixed doubles! !

"Ahhhhh!!"

"It hurts! What did I do wrong, why hit me? The seduction technique is really good..."

Naruto's tears and snot flowed out.

Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kukina were still fighting, and they didn't feel tired at all.

"Ah! My ass...Mom, why do you only focus on one place to hit?! It hurts me to death, dad, please stop pinching my arm, teacher, save me! If you keep beating me, your apprentice will die! "

Uzumaki Naruto wailed in pain and called for help.

But no one paid him any attention.

Hui Ye at the door frowned and said, "Is there no problem? Will someone die?"

"Do not worry."

Wu Yu shook his head and smiled: "This is their own son, how is it possible? Minato and Uzumaki Kushina seem to have hit hard, but in reality they are average, and with Naruto's physique...he will recover in two days."

"It's time for him to improve his memory. This is no longer a straight man's problem. It's really a lack of a muscle in his brain... It's simply not the brain circuit of a normal person."

"Oh."

Hui Ye said dumbly, "You're right."

After five or six minutes,

Wu Yu tried to persuade him, "It's almost ready, after a while, the food will be cold... Let's eat first."

"Okay, listen to Your Excellency Wu Yu."

Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki stopped mixed doubles.

Naruto's ass is swollen.

The face is fine, but the image is a little funny.

Naruto pouted his buttocks, and said sincerely, "Thank you teacher, it's still the teacher who loves me."

Wu Yu said lightly: "Do you know what's wrong?"

Naruto wiped away his tears: "I shouldn't have given Hinata the Seduction Technique."

"child……"

Wu Yuyu said earnestly: "A person can't just be strong, he has to use his brains more, especially in dealing with others... You need to be cautious. Friends are hard-won, understand?"

"Understood." Naruto nodded.

Wu Yu asked: "So... have you thought about what gift to give Hinata later?"

"From a girl's point of view..."

Naruto thought for a while, and said seriously: "Flowers and other things seem to be fine, but after all, the storage time of flowers is too short. If it is practical, let me give her a dress?!"

"not bad."

Wu Yu shook his head and said: "But you still have to consider the seasonal factors. It's late autumn now, and the beginning of winter is not far away. Could it be... you want Hinata to wear skirts in heavy snow?"

"Uh, I didn't think about it."

Naruto scratched his head and said thoughtfully: "Then I'll give you a cotton wool earmuff? Last winter I was strong enough not to be afraid of the wind and cold, but Hinata's body is too weak, and her ears often turn red from the cold. This should be fine." Bar?"

"A child can be taught..."

Wu Yu nodded with a smile: "After learning these things, you still have to distinguish between friends and different kinds of special emotions... It requires more careful consideration, including how to deal with it. You have to carefully consider it yourself."

"Special emotion?"

Naruto had a naive look on his face: "What special emotion? I don't quite understand, teacher, can you explain it?"

"Now is not the time..."

Wu Yu smiled and patted Naruto's forehead: "Child, special emotions... You need to experience it yourself to gain experience. When you discover the special emotions with the other party."

"Think carefully, don't act recklessly without scruples, remember to think twice before acting, otherwise you will not only hurt each other... but may also cause irreversible tragedies in the future, understand?"

Naruto nodded slightly: "Understood, thank you for your teaching."

"You're welcome."

Wu Yu smiled and raised his hand.

Chi Chi! !

A faint aura melted into Naruto's body.

In less than a second or two, his swollen buttocks completely subsided, and the injuries on his body disappeared.

"..."

Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina looked at each other.

Not the slightest dissatisfaction.

On the contrary, they were very grateful to Wu Yu for teaching him how to behave in the world.

They bowed to Wu Yu: "Thank you, Naruto for letting you worry."

"It's nothing."

Wu Yu waved her hand and said with a smile: "He is my student, I can make him stronger, but I also hope...he can behave in the world and not be so reckless."

"You're right, Kushina, the dish is cold...Go and heat it up."

Namikaze Minato showed a sincere smile: "We want to entertain the two of them well, and take out my treasured wine, I want to have a drink with Your Excellency Wu Yu!!"