Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

Wu Yu raised her hand and tore it apart suddenly, and a huge crack in space opened.

Stab it! !

The crowd went in.

……

……

Leaf Village.

A huge space crack opened.

Everyone fell down and stood on the telephone poles.

Kaguya said with great interest: "Compared with my "Huangquan Hirazaka", your space secret art seems to have a different principle. "

"It's definitely different."

Wu Yu said indifferently: "Mine uses spiritual pressure to break the space and form a stable shuttle channel, which makes it easier to assist, and your "Huangquan Biliangsaka" has higher mobility!Useful for individual combat! "

"Oh, I don't understand."

Kaguya blinked: "But I think you're right."

Wu Yu was speechless: "..."

Obito complained in a low voice: "Senior, why are you standing on someone's telegraph pole again? It's a bit impolite!"

"Ahem, this way I can see the scenery of the whole Konoha!"

Wu Yu waved his hand: "Shuimen is a person who does big things, and doesn't care about these trivial details!!"

Lin looked forward to it in her heart: "Is it finally back?! It won't be here either... What kind of reaction will Kakashi see when he sees me?!"

Qianshou glanced around, and commented lightly: "The infrastructure construction is okay, I don't know...how about the strength of the ninjas?! Let the old man come and test it!!"

Looking at Hokage Rock, Senju Bashima couldn't help feeling: "Is it already the fourth generation of Hokage?! I thought I was young and frivolous to build Konoha, but I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye... decades have passed!!"

"I wanted Madaraya to take a look at it, but unfortunately... that guy doesn't want to! Sigh..."

"Okay, okay, let's talk about feelings later."

Wu Yu waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I ate hand-made ramen, and I still miss it a little... Do you want to eat it?! If you don't want to eat it, let's go and meet the people you want to see!!"

"Noodles can be eaten later, Your Excellency Wu Yu bid farewell."

Qianshou Feijian couldn't wait.

Swish.

It disappeared on the pole.

The same is true for other people, who have no idea of ​​eating noodles.

Senju Bashima went to see Tsunade, Uzumaki Naruto went to visit his parents at home, and Nohara Rin went to see Kakashi.

Obito was left alone, and shook his head helplessly: "Senior Yu, I'm sorry, I can't eat noodles with you."

"It's all right."

Wu Yu looked at him, and said meaningfully: "Obitu, seize the opportunity, if someone else takes away the person you like! The one who regrets in the future... must be yourself."

"But……"

Obito said in a muffled voice: "Lin seems to like Kakashi, not me."

"So? Give up now?"

Wu Yu patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "But Kakashi's intentions are still unknown? I think...he may not like Lin, at most he regards her as a younger sister."

"If you give up now, there is definitely no hope, but if you work harder, you may not be able to change something... What do you think?!"

Obito's expression trembled slightly: "What you said is true! Thank you for your teaching, senior."

Wu Yu smiled lightly: "You're welcome, let's go."

"..."

Obito bowed to Wu Yu.

Then the Sharingan's red light flashed, and it followed Lin's direction.

Everyone left.

There are only two people left, Kaguya and Wuyu.

Kaguya laughed and joked, "I never thought that No. 1 in Ninja World would become an emotional mentor?! This surprised me quite a bit. Why did you do this?"

"for what?"

Wu Yu said lightly: "This still needs a reason? It's all about favoring my own people. I admire Obito, so I hope his love life can be good. I admire Uchiha Itachi, so I resurrected her little girlfriend!"

"If it's a passer-by, I don't have that much free time! Hehe, their relationship... has something to do with me, Wuyu?"

Hui Ye was a little puzzled: "You are quite honest, but doesn't that little girl named Lin dislike him? Why bother?! I don't think there is any possibility of success!!"

"Why is it impossible?!"

Wu Yu shook his head, with an evil taste: "You don't understand human feelings, especially love... This is even more elusive! The ending you think may not be the ending, maybe no one will like Lin in the end. ? Haha, this is also possible!!"

"How do you understand so well?! Aren't you human like me?!" Kaguya asked curiously.

Wu Yu looked at her and said softly, "I used to be a human being."

"???"

Hearing this answer, Kaguya was stunned: "You used to be human?! You! You—then what's going on with you now?! Why are you like this?!"

"I can't help myself."

Wu Yu changed the subject and said, "Do you want ramen?!"

Hui Ye hesitated, "Is it delicious?"

"I think it's delicious."

"Then eat."

"Well, let's go."

"I have no money."

"It's okay, I'll treat you."

"..."

Swish! !

On the telegraph pole, two figures disappeared.

Next second,

It appeared in Yile Ramen Noodle Restaurant.

The two opened the white curtain and walked in, and sat on two chairs side by side.

When the hand-slapping uncle saw the person coming, his expression became flustered: "Wu... Wu Yu... Your Excellency?! Are you... are you coming to eat ramen?"

"Hand playing, long time no see."

Wu Yu greeted with a smile: "Is there any new ramen recently?"

"There is... there is."

With a strong and calm hand, he suggested with a smile: "This store has love ramen, which is exclusive for couples. It is absolutely delicious!!"

"Love ramen?"

Wu Yu frowned, and complained: "Your love is not a poached egg, made into a heart shape, right?!"

Hearing this, he slapped his hands in embarrassment: "Ahem, how do you know? This is a coup that I have been thinking about for months!!"

Wu Yu: "..."

This trick is on Earth...

Is it an idea that has been used for a long time?

Just as Wu Yu was about to refuse,

But who knows...

Stars appeared in Kaguya's eyes, with strong interest: "Heart ramen?! Heart-shaped poached eggs?! Can... eat?!"

Wu Yu said helplessly: "It takes a couple to eat ramen, the two of us are not suitable."

"Do you have to be a couple to eat?"

Hui Ye thought for a while, and said with a naive face: "Then we are a couple now, can't we just end our relationship after eating this ramen?! Hehe, I am so smart!"

Wu Yu: "⊙_⊙??"

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ps: Daily life will not be boring, there will be six appearances in the follow-up!Including the revelation of Datong Muyu Village and the ruler of the Pure Land, these are all personal ideas. They were conceived by Xiaoxin based on the original work. I will get the vaccine tomorrow. I heard that the second shot is painful?Ask for gifts every day!Beep!

Chapter 294 Domineering woman, five more bowls

Wu Yu: "⊙_⊙??"

We're a couple now, so it's over after eating? !

Just to eat ramen? !

I(TM) call the guy!

Such a cute operation, probably only this Datongmu, who is stupid and sweet, can do it.

To replace ordinary people...

He probably agreed, but who is Wu Yu? !

He was a man with a cool girlfriend in Yuyin Village, so it was absolutely impossible for him to agree to such a request.

Wu Yu shook his head and refused: "No."

Kaguya was a little unhappy: "Why?"

"Uh, how should I say it?"

Wu Yu thought for a while, and said in a serious tone: "The relationship between lovers cannot be determined casually, it needs two people to get along day and night, and understand each other's intentions!"

"It's very unreasonable to agree to be someone else's girlfriend temporarily just to eat some love ramen! It gives a very casual subjective impression, which is not good for the girl's reputation."

"Girl...?"

Hui Ye thought for a while, blinked her beautiful eyes and said: "But I am no longer a girl, I am already 130 years old."

"Cough cough!!"

Wu Yu coughed a few times and said: "You have been sealed for thousands of years, and you haven't experienced too many worldly things. This may be your real age, but your mental age is at most 130 years old!"

"Look at me, I'm 130 years old now, don't I still maintain the mentality of a teenager? So there is no doubt that you are still a girl!!"

(Note: Kaguya's age is not stated in the original book, but I roughly estimated it, and the difference is not too much, it's not too important / don't argue)

Hui Ye said suspiciously: "But I already have two sons, is this also a girl?!"

"Yes! Nothing to do with children!"

Wu Yu smiled, and said softly: "As long as the mentality is there! Then you will always be a girl. There is a saying in my hometown that a man will never be young until he dies, and girls are the same!!"

"Until death of a man... Eternal youth?!"

Kaguya looked at Wu Yu beside him, his eyes gradually changed.

she can feel...

This person in front of him exudes a unique charm! !

That kind of charm caused a little throbbing in her ignorant heart, and she didn't understand what this reaction was.

He could only be a little dazed, staring at Wu Yu in front of him.

Even Kaguya released his white eyes, scanning the opponent up and down continuously, trying in vain to sense Wuyu's opponent.