Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

One of them is Jiaodu and the other is A Fei.

There were more than a dozen people on the opposite side, and the leader was wearing the forehead protector of Takiyin Village. From what he was wearing, he was just a chunin.

The eyes are like peas, with wicked brows and mouse eyes.

A stubble and a half beard grew on his chin.

Ah Fei looked excited: "Ah, ah! How is the product this time?! Where did you get it?!"

Mustache said with a sneer: "Masters, this time the goods are absolutely fresh. My people just dug them from the Land of Earth next door! They are absolutely stinky! We have been working together for four years, how dare I lie to you?! "

Ah Fei snorted coldly: "Hmph, sorry you don't dare!"

Jiao was a little impatient: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, pay with one hand and deliver with the other!!"

"Okay, my lord!"

The mustache pointed at the subordinate with his eyes.

Then he took out a hundred large scrolls and handed them to Ah Fei.

Ah Fei asked: "How much is each scroll this time?"

The mustache patted his chest, and said carelessly: "This time there are more, each large scroll contains fifty tons of feces, a total of five thousand tons, or 1000 million catties of feces! Sir A Fei, there is absolutely no problem with the amount! Don't worry!!"

"No problem...is it?"

Ah Fei hummed: "I want to inspect the goods!!"

"No problem, you can test it, you can test it casually! I have a mustache... How dare I cheat you?!"

Mustache didn't panic at all.

He is indeed in short supply, but Ah Fei doesn't know how to count.

And that character only cares about money, um~ but to be honest, as long as he doesn't cheat himself, he doesn't care! !

And Jiao didn't even know that this guy cheated Ah Fei's shit.

So nothing to worry about.

A Fei opened the scrolls one by one and began to inspect the goods.

after awhile,

Ah Fei sealed the scroll and shouted angrily: "It's missing! How dare you (TM) cheat me?!"

The little beard thumped in his heart, and argued: "Impossible! Every scroll's shit is installed by my own hands! It is absolutely impossible! Lord A Fei, did you read it wrong?!"

"I read wrong?!"

Ah Fei looked cold: "Do you think I'm blind? Each scroll is missing 100 catties, and a hundred scrolls are missing a total of [-] million catties! You can try to quibble again?!"

"..."

As soon as this word comes out,

Mustache's expression changed, and he thought inwardly: "Fuck! This idiot has learned to count?!"

Ah Fei was really angry this time!

Swish!

With a flash of figure, he came in front of Mustache.

Ah Fei clasped the opponent's neck with five fingers, and lifted the opponent up directly: "I really used me, Ah Fei, as a monkey?! These four years... have cheated me a lot, right?!"

"It seems that I can only use your death to erase the anger in my heart!!"

Chapter 216 Is My Shit Unworthy?Yuanjia road is narrow

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while talking,

He clenches his fingers together.

He was about to pinch the mustache to death, but he frowned and stopped him: "Fei, although the mustache did a bit too much, but you killed him... your shit won't come back! The gain outweighs the loss!!"

"Uh, you have a point."

Ah Fei thought about it, scratched his head: "Then what do you think?!"

"In my opinion, it's better to let him compensate you!!"

Jiao Du said indifferently: "This time the goods are all free. In addition, you need to pay three times for the goods that cheated Ah Fei before! And... for the next ten years, you can only supply one-fifth of the price on the black market. For Ah Fei, what do you think?!"

"Not bad!"

Ah Fei's eyes lit up: "Jiaodu, you really have an economic mind."

"Generally average."

Jiao Du glanced at the mustache: "Do you have an opinion?!"

"No...no opinion."

How dare the mustache have an opinion.

Agree immediately,

Compared with money and life, the latter must be more important.

Jiaodu thought about it for a second, and said again: "You are the supplier I contacted A Fei, and my reputation as a middleman was ruined by you, and you have to pay me [-] million taels as mental damages!!"

"My God! Three hundred million taels?!"

Mustache was stunned.

Why doesn't he want to grab it? !

Jiaodu said indifferently: "Why? Don't you want to? If you don't want to...then let Ah Fei kill you!!"

"Willing!!"

Mustache gritted his teeth.

He has done a good job in the black market in recent years.

Especially things like shit, the profits are simply overwhelming! !

Squeeze and squeeze, and [-] million can still be sold.

"But such a punishment is too light."

Ah Fei is still a little angry: "How can we get it done without paying a little physical price?!"

said,

He clasped Mustache's left arm with one hand.

Puff! !

The tree branch exploded, and the left arm was crushed to pieces.

The mustache looked at A Fei, sweating profusely, with an expression of disbelief.

"Ah? What are you looking at?"

Ah Fei thought this expression was a bit funny: "Our Xiao organization is full of villains! It is very kind to lose your arm, but if you replace it with Fei Duan, you will most likely be miserable."

"Thank you... Thank you, Mr. A Fei, let's take our leave first."

Mustache led his men and left.

They hang out in the black market,

In fact, a Chunin is already a very powerful existence.

Jonin is completely out of reach for some small countries, but for a behemoth like the Akatsuki Organization.

Don't talk about being patient,

Lianying killed four or five of them! !

How could they offend them, let alone they were the ones who did too much this time!

Actually, the Kengxiao organization is on the head? !

If it wasn't for Ah Fei's passion for shit, most people would have burped long ago.

Mustache and the others left,

A Fei received a hundred scrolls into one scroll.

After keeping it close to him, he looked at Jiaodu and asked, "What are you doing now? Are you going back to the village?!"

"Aren't you in a hurry?"

Jiao Du muffled: "Maybe we can try to complete the nearby employment tasks?!"

He was too bad this time.

Originally, when the transaction was completed, both parties could get 20% of the introduction fee, which is a total of 4 taels.

but……

A Fei was messed up by the mustache, and both ends of the money were gone.

Although Mustache will pay him [-] million yuan for mental damage, this amount is equal to one amount and cannot be confused.

"Uh, that's fine too!"

A Fei also felt bored, so he said with a smile: "The five major countries merged into the Land of Rain openly and secretly. The ninja world is really boring! Let me be with you. If I can meet a supplier who sells shit again, I can buy it again." Some!!"

"Yeah, let's go!" Jiao Du nodded.

"Where are you going?" Ah Fei asked.

Kakuzu's eyes flashed and he said: "Go to the village behind. Although it is just a village of ordinary people, there may not be powerful ninjas passing by. Maybe it would be nice to kill a few to earn a bounty!!"

"Ah? Makes sense."

Alfie agrees.

The two walked into the village side by side.

These ordinary people all showed fear.

no way.

Although Ah Fei doesn't wear a forehead protector.

But the forehead protector on Kakuzu's neck, Ryuin Rebellious Ninja, is really too conspicuous.

They recognized at a glance that the two were ninjas.

As a result, all the people in the village dispersed and returned to their houses.

In the middle of the village road, there is an old man selling candied haws.

My legs and feet are inconvenient, and it is even more difficult to carry a straw stick.

Ah Fei saw the candied haws,

His eyes lit up immediately, and he stepped forward and asked politely, "My lord, I want to ask... do you sell candied haws in the shape of shit?!"

"..."

The old man was dumbfounded by the question.

This is……

What the hell question? !

Jiaodu walked over helplessly and explained: "How can there be candied haws in the shape of poop? You don't even think about it... Few normal humans will eat that shape alone!!"

"But I can eat." Ah Fei blinked.

Kakuzu said, "So you're not normal."

Ah Fei curled his lips: "Ah? No?! It's just that the interests are different. From my point of view, you like money just like you like shit."

Jiaodu solemnly emphasized: "No, no, money is the supreme truth, don't compare your shit to my money."

"Oh? Is my shit unworthy?"