Naruto: Become a broken face for a hundred years, kill the demigod at the beginning

Namikaze Minato breathed a sigh of relief.

not finished yet,

Tsunade shook his head and said directly: "No need to go, that guy is not at home!!"

"The teacher is not at home?"

Namikaze Minato asked in surprise, "Where did it go?"

"Who knows? He is a restless person, he can go anywhere." Tsunade pouted.

"What should I do?"

Namikaze Minato was caught in a tangle: "Do you want to let the dark part disperse and find the teacher as soon as possible?!"

Seems to have seen through Minato's thoughts,

Wu Yu chuckled lightly and said, "I already sense that Zilai is here, come with me."

"Um?!"

Tsunade and Minato were surprised.

Led by Wu Yu, they came to a place.

Well, the bathhouse.

I saw a wretched uncle lying on the wall of the women's bathhouse.

He is self-made.

The back of this thing is full of leaves.

He even made a little disguise, although he couldn't hide it from the ninja.

But enough for ordinary people.

As one of Konoha Sannin,

Even if Konoha ninjas saw it, most of them chose to turn a blind eye.

Few ninjas dare to touch the mold.

Except for Tsunade, Namikaze Minato is one of the few people.

Ji Lai also leaned against the wall, making weird voices from time to time: "Wow, this is really good! Long legs, seven points, this one is also good, and the figure is graceful and uneven, eight points! This is very average, five points ..."

I haven't finished yet,

A certain Yu next to him smiled and said, "Which one do you think is worth ten?"

"Ten? No."

Jirai said without hesitation: "In my eyes, only Tsunade is worth ten points, and none of the other women are worth ten!

"But if you want to say nine points, there is one. Look at that black-haired one, does he have big breasts?"

"This one is also normal!"

A certain feather commented lightly: "Big is big, but not strong enough. This thing depends not only on size, but also on shape and feel. Personally, I think the drop shape is the best."

"Yo huh? Met a colleague? The drop shape is really good, but I personally prefer the hemispherical shape..."

Ji Lai also frowned, and turned his head to say something.

and saw,

A pale face.

Dark green tear stains, half a white bone mask on top of the head.

"I'm a fairy toad!"

Ji Laiya was so panicked that he almost fell into the bathhouse, standing on the ground as if he was facing a formidable enemy: "Xu...Xu, Wuyu? When did you show up?! What are you doing here at Konoha?!"

Wu Yu laughed and said: "I was invited by your Fourth Hokage to establish friendly diplomatic relations! If you don't believe me, just ask Namikaze Minato, he is right behind me."

"Um?!"

hear this,

Jilai also glanced behind Wu Yu,

Then he saw Namikaze Minato standing there with an embarrassed expression on his face.

beside,

There is also a Tsunade who is about to get angry.

"..."

Zilai was also embarrassed: "You are all here? Cough cough, what a coincidence."

So these three people watched my actions just now?

Good guy!

Large-scale social death scene! !

Even with his thick skin, he couldn't bear it.

"Jilai also!"

Tsunade was furious, and shouted: "How many times have I warned you? I just beat you up yesterday, and today you are peeping at the women's bathhouse again!!"

"Ah! This..."

Ji Lai also said seriously: "I'm not peeping, I'm just collecting materials. This is a very serious creative behavior."

"You still dare to quibble?! Looking for a fight!!"

Tsunade jumped up high,

There was another fat beating against Zilai.

clap clap clap! !

Soon,

Since then, he was beaten into a pig's head.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, he has a very funny appearance.

Wu Yu had a half-smile, and sighed in his heart: "Huanxi's enemy, he never fights back when he comes here. An ordinary man would have resisted long ago!!"

"All right!"

Namikaze Minato had no choice but to stop it: "Master Tsunade, Mr. Jiraiya, after all, there are guests here, so let's pay attention to our image, shall we?!"

Tsunade just gave up.

I don't feel ashamed at all.

A farce ended.

They walked towards the Hokage Building.

In front, Minakaze Minato and Tsunade took the lead, and Jiraiya and Uruha followed behind.

Zilai also raised his eyebrows, and said wretchedly: "I didn't expect that the leader of Tangtang Yuyin Village knows women so well, and he should have collected a lot of materials, right?! Let's discuss it in detail afterward?"

"Discuss the fart!"

A vein twitched on Wu Yu's forehead: "I, Wu Yu, have always been upright, so I never do such dirty things, okay?! If you dare to slander me again, think about the consequences yourself!!"

said,

A faint spiritual pressure spread out.

Let the other party's heart skip a beat.

"Cough cough!!"

Jilai also coughed a few times, and really admitted: "I'm just kidding, I was beaten by Tsunade just now and my brain is wrong, don't take it seriously, Your Excellency."

On the surface, he apologized, but in his heart he despised him.

All are men.

Who is not lewd?

Ha ha!

Where do you put jb? !

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ps: The gift was almost thirty yesterday, but more will be added!Today's update is not counted as a bonus for the Dragon Boat Festival. Tomorrow, I will give you an update and ask for a gift!Shout out to everyone~~

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Chapter 157 Merge the Five Great Powers!just one voice

Wu Yu snorted coldly: "It's not too bad."

He was telling the truth.

Although with his strength, he can go to many women's bathhouses to appreciate.

But it's not necessary at all! !

The women in the Konoha Women's Bathhouse just now were indeed a little bit pretty.

But compared with Xiaonan,

That's hardly a star.

He only went to the women's bathhouse when he was sick, to see the flesh of those vulgar fans? !

Isn’t Xiao Nan at home fragrant?

It's white, tender, and big.

Cold and noble, with absolute temperament.

hum! !

Not those, crooked melon split dates can be compared.

Thinking of this,

There was a throbbing in Wu Yu's heart: "Perhaps, I should go back and have an in-depth exchange with Xiao Nan?!"

With this in mind,

The four came to the Hokage Building.

Needless to say, this is the exclusive office of Yongdaimei (Fourth Hokage).

Namikaze Minato sat in the center.

Tsunade and Jiraiya are sitting on the chairs on the right.

And Wu Yu sat on the chair on the left, thinking about what happened just now.

after sitting down,

No one spoke.

The atmosphere fell into embarrassment.

"Your Excellency Wu Yu, what are you thinking?!"

Tsunade broke the deadlock, and said a little puzzled: "Didn't you say you want to talk about business?!"

"Ah, sorry..."

Wu Yu came back to her senses, and said suspiciously: "What am I going to tell you?!"

Tsunade:"……"

Jiraiya: "..."