For many years, no one asked about the horror, and the world knows about adding money

Very comfortable and peaceful.

The female ghost white-collar workers were chatting quietly, discussing this year's popular clothes and matching of cosmetics.

Seeing that the female ghosts and white-collar workers didn't care about his intrusion, the mythical master boldly sneaked in.

After eavesdropping for a while, I suddenly had a bottom line in my heart.

Isn't it just discussing cosmetics?

What's so difficult about it.

So he showed what he thought was a sincere smile, and said to the female white-collar next to him, "Hello, Auntie!"

The female ghost was chatting happily with her colleagues, but when she heard this, her face immediately turned dark.

Mystery Lord's heart skipped a beat, both pleasantly surprised and apprehensive.

Surprisingly, the other party's attention was successfully diverted, so that the other party temporarily forgot to chat.

What is disturbing is that the reaction of this female ghost is exactly the same as that of the others just now.

If you drive yourself away, you will not achieve the expected effect, and you will only fall short.

Fortunately, he still has a backup.

Just now, he has thought of a lot of words to improve his relationship with the female ghosts.

So he turned to another female ghost, and said with concern in his voice: "You have been fooled, your bag should be fake."

The female ghost was about to drink coffee when she heard the words and stopped immediately.

Shaking the quilt gently, she looked at him coldly.

Doesn't seem too good?

The mythical master quickly turned his head away, and switched to the next target: "You're a fan."

This female ghost's face was rosy, which was what she was most proud of.

After listening to the mythical master's words, corpse spots began to appear on his face.

The mythical master is overjoyed.

Of course, he, who is also a ghost, knows that when ghosts start to show corpse spots, it means that his emotions are starting to lose control.

Once the emotions are out of control, of course you will forget to chat.

It seems that my words have worked.

Sure enough, from the perspective of caring for them, you can get their approval.

So, he began to magnify his moves one after another.

"Your lipstick is sticking to your teeth."

"What's the piece of plastic in your eyelid for?"

"You are the fattest here, is it because you eat too much?"

"Your chest is so small, smaller than a ping-pong ball."

"You're an elephant's leg."

"Why are you wearing a swimming ring around your waist?"

"..."

The more he said the better he was.

Many words are not just pre-thought.

But play on the spot.

For a while, he was full of ideas and witty words.

The ghost corpses of all the female ghosts that I just mentioned are frequently spotted, and their angry eyes are wide open.

He turned back and waved, showing off to everyone: "I did it, I managed to make them forget to chat."

"Whoa..."

The female ghosts waved the coffee cups in their hands and poured him a chill.

He stood there like a drowned rat.

Huge frustration made him lose face.

why why?

This is the case again.

It was fine just now.

Turn your face suddenly?

Every word comes from the heart.

God knows how difficult it is for me to accurately find out the shortcoming from the many advantages of them.

However, he was not recognized.

He came to the last wave of female ghosts in disgrace.

These twelve or thirteen female ghosts are all young female ghosts of eighteen or nineteen years old.

When talking, it twitters like many little sparrows.

The high ponytail on the back of the head is flickering, full of youthful breath.

The mythical master noticed that all the young female ghosts were surrounding one of them.

This one was full of tears, sobbing and twitching, very pitiful.

In this case, you should tell a joke to make her laugh.

Girls have a low point of laughter, and they all like to laugh.

As long as you smile, the distance will be shortened.

The mythical master hesitated for a long time, and finally thought of a wonderful sentence.

"Cough cough!"

He coughed twice, seeing that he had successfully attracted the attention of all the girls.

Then he said to the crying female ghost: "What's the matter? Saying it makes me happy, puff! Hahaha..."

Before he finished speaking, he laughed to himself.

I am so talented.

Such humorous and witty words can be thought of by myself.

This sentence alone is enough to make up for the previous failure.

Like a lost poet.

He has been unknown all his life, but as long as he can write a famous sentence, it is enough to flow through the ages and illuminate the past and the present.

The female ghosts suddenly became excited and surrounded him together, scratching him into a big face.

And pushed and kicked him out.

Ye Chen held back his laughter and shouted loudly: "It's been half an hour, don't drag everyone to die together."

Unwilling to fail, the mythical master came to the square dance aunt again with a sullen face.

Ready to start from scratch.

However, as soon as he got close, the aunts spat at him.

He had an idea, and it seemed to be okay.

As long as these four groups of people spit at themselves, wouldn't they be released from chatting?

He immediately said to the aunts: "Please come with me, aunts, and I will go to the housewives to make another round of ridicule."

But as soon as he retreated, the aunts stopped chasing him and went back to dance in the square.

It seems that this method will not work.

Because his behavior seems to arouse the other party's disgust, not like it.

If you are disgusted, the other party only needs to drive you away, and will not follow you.

In this way, four groups of people cannot be affected at the same time.

He came back with drool all over his body, and said to Ye Chen: "I lost, I am convinced."

Ye Chen said: "Where are the spoils of war?"

"From now on, I will only follow your lead. I only want to pass the test. I don't even think about the spoils."

Ye Chen said: "That's right, if you come out to hang out, you must have this attitude of being beaten and standing at attention."

Seeing that Ye Chen didn't care too much about himself, Shenzhu asked worriedly: "I've been delayed for so long, is there still time?"

Ye Chen stood up and patted the dirt on his buttocks: "Who do you look down on? Even if I use a wedding sedan chair, I will lose."

"Your idea is correct, but the actual implementation is ridiculously wrong. Let me show you the correct demonstration."

Ye Chen came to the square dance aunt, and suddenly stood at the lead dancer.

The leading dancer aunt looked at Ye Chen suspiciously.

Ye Chen said to her: "Sister, how about I show you a dance?"

Chapter 457 Black Rose Heartthrob

A surprised smile appeared on the face of the lead dancer.

This young man looks young, but he is already in his 40s.

He actually called his sister.

Are you really that young?

She smiled and said, "You young man is really good at talking, I can be your mother."

Ye Chen suddenly showed a shocked expression: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, your hair is black and beautiful, your skin is firm and smooth, and you dance more wildly than girls in nightclubs. I am young, so don't lie to me."

The aunt couldn't even close her mouth when she laughed.

Back then, I was also a flower in a nightclub.

People give the nickname Wild Rose to the heartthrob.

I didn't expect this young man's eyesight to be so good, and he could see it at a glance.

She moved to the side to make room for Ye Chen: "What do you want to dance?"

Ye Chen exchanged a USB flash drive and inserted it into the stereo.

Turn the volume up to maximum.

There was a deafening sound from the speaker.

Ye Chen held the microphone in one hand, pointed to the sky with the other, and looked down at the ground.

The crotch straightened up and down with the rhythm.

"Aribadi, ladies and sisters, please raise your hands."

"Come with me."

The aunts looked at Ye Chen in bewilderment.

But seeing how handsome this young man is, and calling him Miss Sister, they all slowly raised their hands.

Ye Chen continued to shout: "After working hard for half a lifetime, it's time to relax."

"Let me hear your screams."

The aunts felt the same immediately.

Yes, I have raised children for half my life, and now the children are old, but I am old.