"When I came to the horror game, I have experienced more than ten games, large and small."
"I'm still a virgin until now, so I'm puzzled. Humans don't look up to me, and even female ghosts don't look up to me."
Ye Chen saw that he looked like an ordinary person, not ugly.
Also a little puzzled.
"That's weird."
The male player said: "Every time I confess my love to my close female friends, they are very surprised and say that they only regard me as a buddy."
"Sometimes even if there is no confession, once the ambiguous period enters, the relationship will quickly break down."
Judging from his words, this guy might be a bit straight.
Because he didn't know him very well, Ye Chen thought for a while and said:
"Well, I'll give you the simplest question."
"If you can answer correctly, it proves that there is still medicine to save."
"If the answer is not right, then there is nothing I can do."
The male player said: "Okay, you must choose a simple question."
Ye Chen said: "Don't worry, dogs can answer correctly."
After speaking, I felt that I was not convincing enough, so I looked around.
Yizhi was lying on Fan Datong's bed, fond of the new mobile phone, and said, "Even he knows it."
Guiying was having a good time playing, and didn't hear what Ye Chen said, so he hummed perfunctorily.
The male player was relieved: "Then there is no problem, you can ask."
Ye Chen asked: "Listen well, in the eyes of girls, which of the following four behaviors can add points to boys."
"1. It can spray water."
"2. After going to the toilet, tell the toilet that you have worked hard."
"3. I accidentally fell to the ground, and the Ferrari key fell out of my pocket."
"4. Say good morning to girls in the morning and good night in the evening, send umbrellas when it rains, and ask for warmth every day."
Wait for Ye Chen to finish speaking.
The male player said happily: "Boss is really interesting, this is simply a bonus question."
Seeing how confident he was, Ye Chen smiled in relief.
I heard the male player say: "I choose 4. I will take good care of the girl and express my love, and she will cherish my love."
Ye Chen's smile froze on his face.
The male player asked cautiously, "Is there any question?"
Ye Chen said: "When a girl thinks you have her, that's when she leaves you."
"Such a simple truth, you are in your twenties, don't you understand?"
The male player said in surprise, "Ah, is that so?"
"This answer is a bit like a trap, give me another chance."
Ye Chen felt that what he said was somewhat reasonable.
Only a scumbag can understand this answer in seconds.
For straight men, it is indeed very confusing.
So he said: "Okay, then I will give you another chance, please choose again."
The male player still replied without thinking:
"I choose 2. After going to the toilet, tell the toilet that you have worked hard."
"I think a polite man is the embodiment of quality, and he will definitely win the favor of girls."
Ye Chen looked at him with hatred.
"Have you ever seen someone tell the toilet that it's hard work? Isn't this a disease? It has something to do with politeness."
The male player straightened his hair in pain.
"Give me one more chance, please."
For the sake of one thousand ghost coins, Ye Chen reluctantly agreed.
Two answers remain.
50.00% chance.
The obvious answer.
Impossible to choose wrong.
The male player has thought about this time for a long time
Research iteratively.
Finally he said confidently:
"I choose 1, I can spray water."
"You see when I pee, I just spray water, which shows that I am an honest big boy."
"And the stronger the water spray, the better my kidney function is."
"This must be the correct answer, right?"
Ye Chen took the thousand ghost coins out of the space again.
Put it on the hands of the man's family: "Are you sent by my enemy to torture me?"
"Congratulations, you successfully avoided all the correct answers."
"I will return the original ghost coins. Please forgive me for my lack of knowledge. I really can't do anything."
The male player Baisi couldn't ride sister, and asked in a daze:
"Is the correct answer to fall? Doesn't it make you look stupid? How can you get the girl's favor?"
Ye Chen said angrily, "Is the point about falling?"
"The key point is the Ferrari key, which proves that he has a luxury car and money, do you understand?"
The male player suddenly realized: "So that's the case, why didn't I think of it?"
Chapter 234 The five-character mantra for picking up girls is at your fingertips
After the male player finished speaking, he added another thousand ghost coins, a total of two thousand ghost coins, and put them in Ye Chen's hands.
"Don't be angry, brother, I know I'm too stupid."
"You tell me the basics again, and I don't blame you if I can't learn it."
Ye Chen tried his best not to look at the ghost coins in his hand.
Shaking his head, he said, "Picking up girls is like fighting a war."
"Soldiers are impermanent, and water is impermanent. How can there be any reason to put them in the world?"
The male player begged: "It doesn't need to work for all girls, it only works for some."
Ye Chen looked at the ghost coin in his hand, after all he couldn't bear it.
Sighing, he explained: "I'll tell you a set of theories and a method. If you don't learn it, you won't get your money back."
The male player nodded sharply, "Okay, okay."
Ye Chen said: "This girl, there are actually five-character mantras."
"It's like the Yi Jin Jing in the martial arts world."
"After learning this, no matter what moves or routines, you can use them at your fingertips."
"You only need to occupy one of these five-character mantras, and you can achieve a little success."
"If you can occupy two, you will have no disadvantages."
"If you can account for three, the girls will all chase after you."
"It is unheard of to be able to account for five people from ancient times to the present."
The male player was shocked when he heard this, and asked, "Can't you take five too?"
Ye Chen shook his head: "I can only take three."
"If you can occupy five women in the world, no one can escape your hand"
The male player couldn't help asking: "Quickly tell me, what is the five-character mantra?"
Ye Chen didn't hold back anymore, his expression was extremely solemn.
"The five-character mantra is: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian."
"What's the explanation?" The male player didn't know why, and anxiously scratched his head. (Just like the LSPs in front of the screen.)
Ye Chen said: "The first Pan is to have the appearance of Pan An."
"Pan An is the most beautiful man in the world. When he went out, he was surrounded by women, and finally sat at home, suffering from depression, and died of depression."
"That is to say, the appearance should be high, because when a man and a woman do not know each other, the first impression comes from the appearance."
The male player is quite self-aware: "Skip this."
Ye Chen said again: "After a man and a woman meet, what should they do?"
"It must be an applause for love."
"So the second word donkey means to make your baby very big."
The male player recalled it for a while, and asked in shame: "Does it work?"
Ye Chen said angrily: "Look directly at the third time, Deng is Deng Tong."
"It is said that Deng Tong's family has mountains of gold and silver, and they can print money by themselves."
"That means you need money."
The male player looked at the two thousand ghost coins in Ye Chen's hand: "All my property is in your hands."
Ye Chen quickly put away the ghost coins.
"The fourth child is the child who will lie down in front of girls."
"If you can't fight back, you can't fight back when you scold, you can't lick a goddess, but you can lick an ordinary girl. There is still hope."
The male player said happily: "I think I can do this, what about the fifth one?"
Ye Chen said: "To be free is to have time, to be free."
"Able to accompany women."
"After all, no matter how handsome you are, no matter how capable you are, no matter how rich you are, no matter how young you are, if you meet her once a year, you won't last long."
"Because time and space are the two major killers of feelings."
The male player said: "People are terrified, they can't help themselves, and they can't do it when they are free. It seems that I am the only one who can do it."
After speaking, I suddenly felt something, and asked Ye Chen: "Boss, did you take the top three items?"
Ye Chen said: "Yes, as you said, we are the ones chosen by the thriller game, and we have no free time of our own."
"And I'm a bit machismo, so this little peace is destined to miss me."
The male player flattered and said, "It's quite remarkable to have the first three items."
He asked again: "With the Yi Jin Jing, what about the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"
Ye Chen said: "This method is very important, you listen carefully."
The male player held his breath, his ears pricked up.
Ye Chen then said: "When a woman is angry, she usually asks, do you know what's wrong?"
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