I really just want to strike

Where does he need to mobilize these gangsters?

Gan TMD Warrior!

Gan TMD James and Curry!

Damn Xiaoyao and Van Gundy!

Anyway...

Life and death are bearish, if you don't accept it, fuck it!

……

Chapter 876 Jay Chou is so powerful in North America, and Su Feng is pretty and free to shock the world!

It's Christmas Eve again...

Before the Christmas battle with the Warriors came, because "Soaring to the Sky 2" starring Jay just happened to be released on Christmas Eve, so Su Feng and Kobe took the time to go to the cinema to OB the sequel of "Soaring to the Sky". do.

It is different from "Soaring to the Sky", which has an "old-fashioned" plot and an inspirational line.

Because "Flying to the Sky 2" was originally positioned as a comedy, there are also a very large number of "sci-fi" scenes in it.

For example, at the beginning of the plot, the villain O'Neill used the "1080-degree battle ax dunk under the basket" when he "tortured" Jaylen.

For another example, Su Feng and Kobe later taught Jay the "Three Points of Tai Chi" and "Extreme Intent Kung Fu".

If......

"The 1080-degree tomahawk snapping under the basket" is enough nonsense in Su Feng's opinion, and the two skills that he and Kobe taught Jay later are pure cheating.

In addition, the plot of this movie can also be called "a powerful and unconstrained style".

In the first half of the movie, the hero played by Jay Chou was originally a carefree, ordinary young man who loves streetball.

But one day, when Jay went to cheer on his elder brother played by Wu Zun, an accident happened.

Because a few years ago, Jay's brother had conquered the whole of New York with his superb skills, so Jay's brother, who was so flamboyant, also suffered from the envy of the "dark basketball world".

It's just that Jay's brother, who was superior in skills, finally defeated the villains sent by the "Dark Basketball World" at the "World's No. [-] Basketball Conference" held in Rock Park.

Moreover, the good-hearted brother Jaylen tried to influence the gang of villains who took pleasure in crushing other people's basketball dreams after the game.

However, these villains who were defeated by Jay's brother not only did not repent because of this, but also turned into real "devils" in the next few years relying on the medicine provided by a certain American technology company. .

Three years later, the "devils" came to seek revenge, and made an agreement with Jay's brother that the team that loses in the game will have their legs broken by the other team, and they will never be able to play basketball again.

In the end, in order to influence this group of demons, his elder brother Jay Lun, who was more powerful than Tang Seng in the plot setting, failed because he couldn't bear to use the "Eighteen Buckles of Subduing the Dragon" handed down from his family on the day of the competition.

Then, the "devils" who were not grateful for Brother Jay's release of water just beat Jay's brother, whose physical fitness is superhuman in the play, into a disability.

On the sidelines, because he saw his own brother being deposed with his own eyes, Jay Lun naturally wanted to avenge his brother.

It's a pity that Jaylen, whose strength is far inferior to that of his elder brother and whose physical fitness is only ordinary, even thought of giving up basketball after being humiliated by the "devils".

At the critical moment, fortunately, the heroine played by Yui Aragaki accompanied Jay through this dark time.

In addition, one day, when he was visiting his disabled elder brother in the hospital, Jay learned from him that in an abandoned garage in far away Los Angeles, there lived two world-renowned high-level basketball players. people news.

Therefore, these days, with the help of the heroine, Jaylen, who has gradually regained his love for basketball, immediately packed his bags and headed west, preparing to challenge the "devils" after returning from school and save the "devils" A world ruled by the Dark Basketball World.

In the process of studying, Jay also met Westbrook, nicknamed "Flying Turtle" by various chances, and his friend Paul George, who was a blacksmith in Texas.

Because the three hit it off right away, so on a dark and stormy night, my turtle and pickled pepper also officially joined the protagonist group, ready to help Jay defeat the "devils" together.

And after going through all kinds of hardships, in Los Angeles, with the help of two basketball masters, Su Feng and Kobe, Jay also learned the legendary "Eighteen Bucks of the Dragon" which is even better than Jay's brother. Comparing "Tai Chi Three Points" and "Freedom of Ultimate Intention".

only......

Before the final battle began, Jay Chou, who was originally full of confidence, ran into trouble again.

It turned out that during Jay's study, the "devils" also secretly sent people to follow him.

Therefore, in order to avoid being killed by Jay, before the final battle, the two kings "Golden Horn and Silver Horn" played by Duncan and Nowitzki in "Magic Team" used the "Shaolin Football" in the toilet. The way the villain broke the "golden right foot" broke Jay's right leg.

It's a pity that the villains didn't figure it out. After the heroine blew "fairy spirit" on Brother Jay's right leg, Brother Jay went into battle with injuries, and together with his little friends, he finally Defeated the "Magic Man" team in the decisive battle.

And at the end, seeing his brother Jay who was pushed out by the wheelchair, the members of the "Devil" team also learned from the pain because they began to suffer from the backlash from the drug, and they put down their "butcher knives" and became Buddhas immediately.

Moreover, at the end of this movie, the director also cueed a wave of "Initial D" that Jay Chou had filmed back then.

Because at the end of the movie, the heroine hugged Jay and said to Jay, "I bought a very sexy swimsuit."

One thing to say...

After patiently watching the movie in the movie theater that only made him vomit ten liters of blood, Su Feng really felt that this is not a job that ordinary people on earth can do.

But don't say...

Although the plot of "Soaring to the Sky 2" is very nonsense.

but......

It's pretty expensive for popcorn.

"This director is so talented. Why didn't we have such a good script when we filmed "Flying into the Sky"?" After watching this movie, I wished I could immediately go to the training ground to practice thousands of shots Kobe turned his head and said to Su Feng.

Su Feng: "..."

Ok!

People's love is really not the same.

On the Internet, after watching "Soaring to the Sky 2", some people think that this is an out-and-out bad movie.

However, some people also believe that this movie is a classic in terms of plot and conception.

Especially the part in the play that satirizes the "Magic Team" taking drugs.

It even made countless swimmers and track and field athletes in the United States almost break their defenses.

Because looking through the medical records of these swimmers and track and field athletes, it is not difficult to find that their physical fitness should be called superhuman, but all of them suffer from "incurable diseases" and need to rely on "drug" treatment for a long time.

And, because the film's comedic vibe is so strong...

So for a comedy that likes to use exaggeration to satirize reality...

Many movie fans did not feel uncomfortable with the magical scene in the play.

On the 25th, after Christmas Eve, on the day the Lakers were preparing for a decisive battle with the Warriors, even James and Curry expressed their regrets that they were not able to appear in "Soaring to the Sky 2" in an interview.

"Sure enough, reality is often more magical than movies!"

While warming up at the Staples Center, Su Feng thought silently.

Cough, let's not list the big sales of "Fly to the Sky 2" for the time being.

On the 25th, at 15:[-] local time in Los Angeles, the Christmas game between the Lakers and the Warriors officially started.

As in previous years, this year's Christmas game is also several hours earlier than the usual game.

In addition, because Oakland is not far from Los Angeles, the Warriors players who are guests tonight are generally in good spirits.

After all, in the NBA, not every president is as devilish as Stern, insisting on arranging a Christmas game, forcing the away team to start in the early morning of the 25th.

On the court, after the warm-up, the big screen immediately gave the starting list of the two teams tonight.

Warriors: Yao Ming, James, Clay, Butler, Curry.

Lakers: Xiaojia, Su Feng, Middleton, Kobe, Rondo.

This summer, because Kirilenko and Nash retired one after another, Yi Jianlian went to Seattle, and Ray Allen returned to Boston. On the surface, it seems that the Warriors' lineup has been weakened a lot.

But with the growth of Clay, Butler, Curry and others, the Warriors have led the West all the way in the new season.

In fact, as early as last season, Director Lu once said that the Warriors' lineup may seem huge, but it is actually bloated.

Especially in front of the Lakers substitutes with their own unique skills, in the Western Conference Finals last season, the Warriors were once forced to use an 8-man rotation.

In the middle of the field, Xiaojia and Xiaoyao started the game with a jump ball.

Because he didn't want to wait until he was completely unable to play before choosing to retire, Xiao Yao informed Su Feng of his intention to officially retire after the end of this season long before the start of the new season.

However, Su Feng would not choose to release water just because Xiao Yao planned to retire.

Moreover, to put it bluntly, Ren Xiaoyao had also won a championship ring!

But what about Su Feng?

I'm almost 37 years old, and I only have 11 rings so far. If it was you, would you bear it?

On the court, the Warriors went first.

Curry and James made a false screen on the outside first, and then broke into the inside with the help of Yao Ming's real screen.

In the penalty area, Xiao Jia, the "father who has not felt the help of his teammates for a long time, has finally had a good time.

Under Su Feng's interference, Curry's layup missed the basket.

This season, just as Su Feng remembered, Curry's touch is quite hot.

In the 29 games the Warriors have played, Curry has shot an astonishing 54.5 percent from the field and 46.8 percent from three.

To know......

Curry's three-point shooting rate was achieved with an average of 5.2 three-pointers per game.

Although right now, Curry still has a certain distance from Su Feng's average of 443 three-pointers per game when he set the NBA single-season three-pointer record (5.4)...

But Curry, who has begun to enter his peak period, has even overwhelmed his Akron brother Zhan Zhan in this season.

It's a pity that Curry took the ball for granted when facing Su Feng.

Because with the "ladies' layup" he stole from Nash, how could he fool Su Feng's sharp eyes?

Come back, the Lakers attack.

Looking at the Warriors players who didn't pay any attention to him at all, Director Lang suffocated in his heart, and immediately fired at Su Feng for instructions.

Then, after getting Su Feng's approval, Lang directed his hands up and down, and scored the Lakers' first three-pointer of the game.

0:3.

It has to be said that even this season, Rondo has proved many times in the game that he cannot be completely emptied.

But due to the stereotypes that have formed about him over the years...

So the Warriors obviously didn't care much about him on defense tonight.

Of course, this can't completely blame the Warriors.

Because even before Su Feng crossed over and was reborn...

Su Feng has never seen Director Lang being entangled like he was entangled with Curry in a game.

Warriors possession.

Little Zhan Zhan intends to save his physical fitness tonight and wait until the second half of the game to attack.

For the ball, after Curry and Clay performed a pick-and-roll, because the attention of the Lakers' defense was attracted by Curry, after receiving Curry's pass, Clay also immediately returned the Lakers with a three-pointer.

This season, Klay's hand feels equally hot.

Due to the bright stars of this Warriors team, Clay's average number of shots per game this season is even two or three times less than Su Feng's memory of the same period.

However, Clay, who has a better offensive environment, has shot 48% of his three-pointers this season.

Say something.

In this life, if James still wants to hit [-] points in his career, then he may have to play two more seasons.

Because Zhan Zhan, who was originally at his peak, averaged only 22.1 points per game this season.

In the game, quoting James's words, often before James finished the second piece of equipment, his teammates had already pushed to the high ground and approached the crystal.

no doubt.

For James, who still holds the idea that even if he can't surpass Su Ke, at least he should step on Jordan on the soles of his feet...

This is not a good thing.

But because my teammates are too strong, I can't brush the data...

Who do you ask James to reason with?

It means that when there are no good teammates, you blame the team for not signing in.

When you have good teammates, you blame the team for signing too much, right?