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"The sauce is bursting!"
"His crotch is so exposed!"
"This movie is very good!"
"The image of each supporting role is very distinct, and the couple of the charterer and the charterer are even more perfect!"
Beside Lin Yuan.
Mom and sisters are also laughing.
The fat man who came to collect the protection fee with He Sheng unexpectedly fell asleep while cutting his hair.
It can be said:
Ever since the main character came on stage, the jokes have never stopped!
……
Turn the lens again.
The Axe Gang is on the scene again.
He Sheng's firecracker accidentally threw an ax on the head of a little boss, which caused another joke.
The drama unfolds.
Kowloon Walled Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger!
The three middle-aged men who had been submissive in front of the charter woman and were bullied in various ways, and who looked like ordinary citizens turned out to be masters!
Brother Chen's men rushed over.
Everyone's hearts are lifted!
three!
five!
Ten!
Crash a group!
At the beginning of the movie, the Ax Gang, which showed an invincible image, was wiped out by three masters of Kowloon Walled!
Iron Fist!
Twelve Road Tan legs!
Goro gossip stick!
The wonderful fight dazzled all the audience!
Cooperate with naked eye 3D effect.
The audience seems to be there!
Many people screamed, it was extremely enjoyable!
"Fuck!"
"interesting!"
"It's so cool!"
"I thought the Ax Gang was already invincible, but I didn't expect to be so vulnerable in front of real masters!"
"Cool!"
"A pure kung fu movie, although it is a comedy, but these martial arts designs are so handsome that they explode!"
"Nima!"
"I thought these three were weak chickens, but I didn't expect them to be masters!"
"Looking at the hidden dragon and crouching tiger in Kowloon Walled, all kinds of muscular men appearing in turn, I thought it was just a comedy effect!"
"Absolutely!"
"I love this movie!"
This is the first big hit at the beginning of the movie, and the audience has already watched it thoroughly!
comedy?
Comedy indeed!
Even in the most serious atmosphere, the bloodiest face, and the cruelest background, there are still constant jokes interspersed!
Extremely dense!
But if it’s just like this, then the audience will just laugh and pass by at most, just like "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". Unexpectedly great coolness with the audience!
……
The story continues.
The axe came back in vain.
He Sheng and Fatty were tied up.
The conflict was caused by the two of them posing as the Ax Gang. Brother Chen wanted to kill them, but who knew that He Sheng would pick the lock.
This aroused Brother Chen's interest, thinking that this kind of thing might come in handy in the future, so he asked them to go out and kill someone.
"I think about murder every day."
He Sheng spoke, obviously serious, but the audience laughed again.
This guy did a great job!
Even seemingly ordinary lines always give a sense of humor.
But the funniest thing is yet to come.
He Sheng actually said that he also knows kung fu!
Audience interest is piqued and quickly defeated.
What is kung fu?
It was obvious that he was fooled by the old man when he was young:
"Boy, I see that you have exquisite bones. You are a rare martial arts genius who can only be seen in a century. If one day you can get through the two veins of Ren and Du, you will not fly to the sky. You and I are destined. Why don't you give this "Tathagata Palm" to you?" You, only ten yuan..."
The young and ignorant He Sheng was cheated out of his change.
He really practiced the Tathagata Palm, and even wanted a hero to save the beauty, but he failed to save the girl, but was ridiculed and beaten severely.
From then on, He Sheng understood:
There is no good end for being a good person, he wants to be a bad person, so when he grows up, he becomes a gangster and wants to join the Ax Gang!
……
After recalling.
The pacing of the plot is perfect.
He Sheng actually met the little girl who wanted a hero to save the beauty when she was young.
The movie doesn't say so.
However, this scenario does not need to be explained.
It's just that the reunion was not happy, He Sheng took the fat man to grab the girl's ice cream and ran away, laughing wildly to the desolate music.
Inexplicable room.
The audience felt a little sad.
Very strange.
Obviously a comedy.
Obviously the main character is smiling.
But the audience just felt sad.
The nonsensical comedy that was agreed, but the hearts of many people were inexplicably touched.
……
The sadness didn't last long.
The protagonist brings Fatty back to Kowloon Walled again, he wants to kill the charter woman.
however.
Fatty is a pig teammate, he stabbed He Sheng with a knife, and even caused He Sheng to be bitten by a poisonous snake.
The cinema burst into laughter again.
What's more, the charter woman actually chased and killed He Sheng.
The two staged a chase scene that made everyone cramp with laughter!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I'm going to die!"
"This nima is faster than a motorcycle!"
"Speed!"
"The knife on He Sheng's shoulder is used as a rearview mirror!"
"Father Yu, what kind of movie is this, it's going to make me laugh like crazy!"
"Laugh until your stomach hurts!"
"The charter woman's posture in the air is amazing!"
"He Sheng directly wears it thoroughly!"
"Hit!"
The charter woman bumped into the street sign.
He Sheng escaped successfully.
……
He Sheng was poisoned by the snake and got into the iron box on the traffic light.
At this time, his mouth was swollen into a sausage mouth, and his tongue was countless times larger.
The audience laughed extremely loudly.
however.
Before the laughter was halfway through, everyone suddenly widened their eyes!
I saw He Sheng clenched his fists tightly, and the knife on his body suddenly burst out!
bump!
bump!
bump!
The lens is pulled away.
There were palm prints in the box!
The sudden turn of the plot left everyone stunned!
The protagonist seems to really know kung fu?
Is this palm technique the Tathagata Divine Palm?
……
put in!
Everyone is fully involved in the plot!
In Kowloon Walled, the three masters were kicked out by the renter, but they met the masters invited by the Ax Gang.
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