My wife is weirder than the last

Chapter 27 The Stupid and Adorable Yu Xiaowan

"Ah? That's really strange." The girl thought for a while, and then suddenly gurgled water out of her mouth, "I'm not very good at bleeding, but I'm better at spitting water."

"Are you spitting?" Seeing the girl's mouth like a waterfall, Yu Gan fell into strange thoughts, "You...puchipuchi...do you usually drool so much?"

"It's not saliva, it's water... Gulu Gulu... I have a lot of water."

So, one was spitting blood, the other was spitting water, and the scene at night was a bit weird.

Finally, Yu Gan finally stopped vomiting blood and felt much better.The moment he stopped, the girl also stopped spitting water.

I'm afraid it's a fool, right?

Yu Gan decided to use his smart IQ to deal with her.

"Then I'm done throwing up, so I need to punch you." The girl waved her small fist, "Do as the Romans do, I want to respect your customs."

"Cough, cough, cough." Yu Gan almost couldn't catch his breath, and quickly waved his hands, "No need, spitting water is already the highest standard. You don't need to punch."

"Well... what's the matter with you here?" Yu Gan then asked cautiously.

"Passing by here." The girl shook her head, "I sensed the same kind of breath."

"What are you talking about?" Yu Gan asked blankly, but he thought of the herring for no reason.

"Maybe herring." The girl's eyes were full of seriousness. "There's a very faint smell here."

"Really?" Yu Gan thumped in his heart, and asked back.

The girl suddenly came up, and Qiong wrinkled her nose a few times, smelling the dryness.Bursts of fragrance wafted from her body, lingering on the tip of Yu Gan's nose.

What a milky girl!

"You smell of it!" The girl stepped back and looked at Yu Gan seriously.

Yu Gan pretended to be thinking, and finally had a look of sudden realization.

"You said that, I remembered. Some time ago, I did see a flying fish, very similar to what you described. But it's been a while, and I kind of forgot."

The girl looked at Yu Gan with bright eyes, and supported Yu Gan's shoulders with both hands, shaking and shaking, "Think about it again."

Yu Gan felt even more uncomfortable being shaken, and managed to break free.He stood up, walked out of the house, and pointed at the big water tank under the moonlight.

"I was washing my face that morning and it just flew into the tank."

"Then, a sorcerer from the Monster Hunting Hall followed. After that, after the sorcerer left, the fish flew away again.

I reckon it's more than auspicious.Because after all, the people from the Monster Hunting Hall were chasing it. "

After the girl finished listening, her face became depressed, and she seemed to be muttering bad things about the Monster Hunting Palace.

Yu Gan asked cautiously, "Well, since the fish is not with me, look...?"

"I'm standing here, are you annoying?"

"No, absolutely not." Yu Qian said righteously, "I just want to ask what is your relationship with that fish, such a kind and lovely fish."

"That's right, you think it's kind and cute." The girl seemed to have been recognized, and her expression eased a lot, "It's just that they are both aquariums, and the breath is so weak, the Temple of Monster Hunting will not let it go!"

"Indeed, it's unreasonable. The fish are so cute, how could they bear it! Shameless!" Yu Gan was filled with indignation.

The girl was a little moved by Yu Gan's unconditional standing on her side, she said, "You are a nice person, sorry to bother you. I am leaving."

"Wait a minute." Yu Gan said to keep people away. He was sure that she had no bad intentions, so his thoughts became active, "I don't know your name yet."

"My name, my name is Yu...Xiaowan." The girl smiled, her neat and white teeth dazzled in the moonlight.

"Are you a monster?" Yu Gan asked nonsense.

"Yes." Yu Xiaowan admitted straightforwardly, "Are you afraid?"

"Hello, I'm not afraid." Yu Gan continued, "Are you from the Cangjiang Shui clan?"

"Yes, you also know the Cangjiang Aquarium." Yu Xiaowan nodded, obviously not interested in chatting, "Okay, let's stop talking, I'll go first."

"Wait." Yu Gan shouted again.

"Is something wrong?"

The opponent is the Cangjiang Shui Clan, with strong strength, but the Linglu didn't respond, let alone the sixth grade or above!

Many friends... Phew... many friends, many paths!

There are not many such stupid monsters left!You have to seize the opportunity yourself.

Furthermore, the other party estimated that the background is not small.

Because it is written like this in the biography, the silly white sweet must come from an extraordinary background!

Shemale love... It's not unacceptable, the other party is so cute, and there is more water...

And the other party is likely to know a lot of monsters with a rating of evil or higher, and it is obvious that they are cash machines.

Yu Gan felt that he couldn't miss this opportunity to hug his thigh.

Give it a go and be a gambler once.

"Can we be friends?" Yu Gan had a sincere face, expressing sincerity all over his body.

"Friend?" Yu Xiaowan was stunned for a moment, then looked Yu Gan up and down, "It's not easy to be friends with monsters."

"Yes, friends have no boundaries." Yu Gan showed his charming smile.

"I haven't made friends with humans yet, but you are nice. I can agree." Yu Xiaowan nodded and smiled, her teeth were a little bit pointy, "What's your name?"

"My name is Yu..."

"Hush!" Yu Xiaowan signaled Yu Gan to keep silent, said with a serious expression, looked back into the distance, and said quickly.

"Someone is chasing me, let me hide for a while. Don't talk nonsense, or I will beat you."

Yu Xiaowan finally waved her small fist in protest, and then turned into a green light and flew into the water tank.

Before Yu Gan could react, a figure flew in and landed in the courtyard.

Another girl!

Wearing the iconic white shirt of the Temple of Hunting Monsters, with flying cranes embroidered on the chest, and an astrolabe hanging from the waist.

Move your gaze up slightly.

What an exaggerated pectoralis major.

It's very milky.

How can such a thin fragrant shoulder bear the weight of these two groups?

Her long hair was coiled up and tied with a purple crown.A clear and stern melon-seeded face dazzled a little under the moonlight.

Although the thin eyebrows are in the shape of willow leaves, they have a sharp arc, which is very heroic.

Yu Gan was in a panic now because he saw the purple-patterned crown.In the Temple of Hunting Monsters, only those at the inspection level are eligible to wear the purple crown.

Putting this in Dali Temple is to say less about Ji Cheng's level.

It's a great character.Yu Gan's brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to stand in line.

The woman looked at Yu Gan, who was wearing a flying eagle suit, with bloodstains on the corners of her mouth and chest, and frowned slightly, "You live here?"

The voice was a little cold.

Yu Gan tied his hands in front of his body and nodded honestly, "I live here."

"Are you from Dali Temple?"

"An ordinary deacon of the Ding You Division of Dali Temple."

"What's the case here?"

Yu Gan understood, and pointed to the blood on his clothes, "No, my blood is caused by improper cultivation just now."

"Did you see anything strange?"

"No." Yu Gan shook his head, "I was in this yard just now, and I didn't see it."

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Chapter 28 There are many bad guys, be careful not to be deceived

The woman didn't say much, she took off the astrolabe around her waist, pinched her fingers with her right hand and typed a spell into it.The astrolabe floated directly in the air, flashing yellow light, and began to rotate with a click.

The astrolabe was spinning like a fifty-watt light bulb.

Except for this, the courtyard remained quiet as usual, without any abnormalities, and finally the woman took back the astrolabe.

"May I ask what the inspection is looking for?" Yu Gan asked with his fists clasped.

"A monster. If you find anything unusual recently, you can report it directly to the Monster Hunting Hall." The woman put the astrolabe back on her waist, and put her hands behind her back, her chest muscles swelled even more.

Yu Gan didn't look sideways, and continued to ask: "Okay, what is the name of the inspection? If there is a situation, I will report it as soon as possible."

"Go to the Monster Hunting Hall and just ask Lu Caifeng." After speaking, he touched the ground with his right foot and flew away gracefully.

Yu Gan looked at that lithe flying figure enviously, he was really handsome as a magician.

My own level of martial arts is too rough, and I can't beat others.

In the future, I have to find a way to see if I can refine Qi.

Half a quarter of an hour later, the water tank shook slightly, and Yu Xiaowan appeared at the side of the water tank alive and well.

Then she saw something, squatted down, and picked up the dried fish on the ground.

Yu Gan's heart shuddered, it's too bad!

This is the body of the herring fish, he forgot to dispose of it.While he was racking his brains to think of a reason, Yu Xiaowan said,

"Do you like fish?"

"I don't like it at all. The dried fish should have been dried next door, and it should have been blown here by the wind."

Yu Xiaowan shook the dried fish a few times, then threw it aside, then jumped up to Yu Gan, talking very satisfied.

"You are very trustworthy. I recognize you as a friend. I will play with you when I have time in the future, or you can play with me."

Yu Gan let out a long sigh of relief, "But I'm not going out of Tai'an City."

Yu Xiaowan swayed her small body, and said happily, "I live in the city, on Qingshui Street in Beicheng District, I just bought a yard."

"Why do you live in the city so aboveboard? Are you not afraid?" Yu Gan was a little stunned.

Yu Xiaowan raised her face and said proudly, "You saw it just now, ordinary sorcerers can't find out my identity."

She calls the inspectors at the inspection level of the Temple of Hunting Monsters ordinary sorcerers?

Obediently, these legs are thick enough!

Yu Gan became more and more happy, but after thinking about it, he had to figure out the purpose of the other party coming to Tai'an City.If he commits a crime, he is afraid that he will be implicated.

"May I take the liberty to ask you what is the purpose of coming to Tai'an City?"

"It's okay, I'll play for a while." Yu Xiaowan shook her head, "Staying in the water is too boring. I heard that Tai'an City is very prosperous and lively. I'll come and play."

"That's it." Yu Gan heaved a sigh of relief, and smiled, "It's like this. You'd better pay attention at ordinary times. There are too many bad-minded people in Tai Ancheng, so be careful not to be deceived."

"Okay." Yu Xiaowan nodded.

"Also be careful, the people in the Monster Hunting Hall are not to be fooled."

"Understood, it was just unlucky, I bumped into her accidentally, and left a loophole, so it won't happen in the future." Yu Xiaowan explained, and said, "Then I'll go first, goodbye."

"Just leave? Are you not afraid that I will report on you?" Yu Gan asked.

"You're so weak, you shouldn't dare. Let's go, goodbye, and play together when you have time. I'll save more water and spit up more when we meet next time." Yu Xiaowan disappeared into Yu Gan's sight, Just leave such a sentence floating in the courtyard.

"..."

Just very speechless.Whether it's sweet or not is uncertain for the time being, silly and white are all taken up.

Yu Gan decided that in the future, he should contact more emotionally. After all, which man can refuse a girl with a lot of water.