My wife is weirder than the last

"Okay, officer, Shishi is going to take a bath now." Li Shishi stood up and said.

"Who do you think I am?" Yu Gan said in a good mood, trying to wipe away the blood that oozes from the corner of Li Shishi's mouth again. "You're injured now, so take good care of yourself. I'm not that impatient. What are you thinking?"

Li Shishi stopped Yu Gan's movement, gently grabbed Yu Gan's fingers, and said charmingly, "But Shishi is right, Shishi sees that officials are such people."

Yu Gan was living in Bengbu at that time, and he watched Li Shishi slowly knelt down in a daze.

"No, you're still vomiting blood..."

"It's okay, Shishi knows that officials like other things."

hiss-

Yu Gan took a deep breath.

He was once again conquered by Li Shishi.

This night, Yu Gan got an extra red-tasseled gun!

Life has unlocked new maps and new knowledge.

~~

In the early morning of the next day, Yu Gan woke up in a piece of peaceful sunlight. The sunlight shone through the window lattice and sprinkled on Yu Gan's body, making him feel comfortable all over.

Li Shishi was laying out desserts and meals at the table, and when he saw Yu Gan waking up, he smiled softly at him, "Officials, wash up, these breakfasts are just out of the pan."

Yu Gan supported his head with his hands, yawned, and looked at Li Shishi, who was like a good wife and mother, with a smile.

The more I look, the more I like it.

"Okay, it's getting late, I have to go back to the temple first. After all, it's the first day after the holiday, and I have to go to a meeting. I can't delay." Yu Gan got up and put on his clothes quickly, saying.

"There's no hurry."

"Hurry up." Yu Gan walked over and hugged Li Shishi's slender waist, sucked a few mouthfuls hard on her mouth, and let go only after the bones of his loved one softened.

He took a piece of pancake and bit it in his mouth, pinched Li Shishi's face, and left directly.

Looking at Yu Gan's back, Li Shishi bit his lips lightly, with tenderness on his face, he sat lazily and supported his soft body with his elbows.

~~

Hurrying all the way, when Yu Gan entered Dali Temple from the west gate, the bustle of the city had already resumed.Some of the items displayed for the Ghost Festival were also put away one after another.Wipe away the last traces of the festival.

Life, it has to go on, especially for these ordinary people, they don't care about high-ranking monks, monsters and ghosts, they only care about whether the next day is still peaceful.

Tai'an has returned to be the popular and lively Tai'an again.

Yu Gan stopped a carriage casually and rushed directly to Dali Temple.

During this period of time, almost every deacon in Dali Temple was full-time, doing more work in a week than usual in a month.So when Yu Gan came to Dali Temple.

It was rare not to see the hurried scene, and most of the people were yawning listlessly. The state of these people was obviously incomparable to that of Yu Gan who had been waited on all night.The tempo slowed down uncommonly.

When he came to the attic of Dingbu, Yu Gan saw some people standing in front of the bulletin board and whispering to each other. Out of curiosity, Yu Gan went up to have a look.

A very simple notice about the transfer of personnel.Not from Dingbu's side, but from Shaoqing's side.Several independent executives over there have undergone a major shake-up.

"Yu Gan, are you interested in this?" Gongsun Yue's brisk voice came, and at some point, she had reached Yu Gan's side.

The latter shook his head and left directly. "It's just a casual look, is the minister here?"

Gongsunyue hurriedly followed Yu Gan, "Not yet, Yu Gan, you participated in the ghost banquet yesterday, can you tell me about it. I feel that it is very lively there at home. Are there many experts. "

Yu Gan stopped in his tracks, looked at the eccentric little girl, "You really want to hear it?"

"Hmm." Gongsun Yue nodded quickly.

"Then why don't you ask the Minister, she knows better," Yu Gan spread his hands.

"She always treats me like a child, and doesn't want to talk too much with her." Gongsunyue pouted.

Yu Gan thought for a while and said, "Then, do me a favor, and I'll have a good chat with you."

"What's the matter?" Gongsun Yue asked curiously.

"Come on, tell me in detail about the minister's living habits, hobbies, taboos, and other personal behaviors." Yu Gan said in a low voice.

"Why are you asking these questions?" Gongsunyue was puzzled.

Nonsense, of course I want to pick on your aunt!

Naturally, Yu Gan would not explain this dangerous idea to the little girl, but just said with an upright face, "I am now a full-time staff member of the minister, do I need to know the leader like the back of my hand?

This is out of respect for the work!With respect to the Minister, you know what I mean? "

"That's it, you are really professional." Gongsun Yue squinted and smiled, "But there are so many, I don't know what to say for a while."

"Then, let me ask you to answer, okay?" Yu Gan said.

"Okay, you ask, and I'll tell you everything I know." Gongsun Yue said with a smile.

"You are really the minister's good niece." Yu Gan praised, and then entered the building without rushing, took Gongsunyue to sit down in front of a stone table, and then he took out a small notebook and charcoal pencils on the table. open.

"This is you?" Gongsun Yue asked with big eyes blinking.

"Record a little bit, I'm very forgetful, I'm afraid I'll forget." Yu Gan smiled and asked the first question.

"Minister, how old is she this year? I have never known her age, and I dare not ask."

Gongsunyue looked around furtively, and whispered, "Although my aunt has always said that she is thirty, she is actually already 33, and she is about to pass 34.

By the way, you are not allowed to tell others. If my aunt finds out, I will be miserable. "

"Don't worry, I'm tight-lipped." Yu Gan nodded seriously.At the same time, I thought in my heart, it’s okay, this age happens to be the fullest and most mature auntie.

That is to say, he is only 14 years older than himself, a small problem.

The main reason is that Gongsun Yan's delicate skin condition can't be seen at all, with a youthful appearance, coupled with a mature feminine flavor and temperament.No young man can stand it.

The young man's desire for his aunt is often the strongest.

I really love this fierce aunt.

Thinking about it, Yu Gan wrote the first sentence in his notebook: a 34-year-old aunt who refuses to accept her age.

Regarding what Gongsunyue said, Yu Gan intends to summarize and condense it.He understands behavioral psychology, and after analyzing the profile of these characters, he can analyze what kind of person this Gongsun Yan is.

At that time, if I prescribe the right medicine, won't my aunt be able to catch it?

quack quack.

Yu Gan continued to ask in a low voice, "Although I know that the minister is not married, did she like anyone before?"

"Ah?" Gongsunyue was stunned for a moment, blushing a little and said coyly, "No, aunt, she has never been close to masculinity."

"Why?" Yu Gan became more and more excited.No wonder my aunt has such a temper.

"Actually, I don't know much about this, but I heard my mother mention it." Gongsunyue thought for a while, and continued, "Auntie was obsessed with martial arts when she was young, she focused on cultivation, and she didn't agree to any marriages introduced by her family.

Later, my aunt's status in Dali Temple became higher and higher, and she became a minister. She was the only woman among the six ministers with real power, so the family couldn't control her even more.

My aunt doesn't want to do this kind of thing, and there is nothing we can do about it.My mother said that maybe my aunt's spirit was too high.He also said that it was delayed by martial arts training. "

"The minister is really a hero in the world."

Yu Gan gave a thumbs up, which is really admirable.In this era, a woman can climb to this position by relying on her own strength.Directly better than [-]% of men.

Added another sentence at the back of the notebook: A strong woman with a career ambition has no experience in love. (Supplement: It can't be Lala, what the hell?)

"Let's just say is there such a possibility that the minister doesn't like men in terms of feelings?" Yu Gan asked his doubts after a few words.

"What do you mean not liking men?" Gongsunyue asked puzzled, "Girls don't like men, so what do they like?"

"It's nothing." Yu Gan smiled softly, "Just like to use an analogy, Xiaoyue, do you like men emotionally or..."

"Ah?" Gongsunyue was stunned for a moment, her ears turned red instantly, and she lowered her head shyly.

Seeing the other party's reaction, Yu Gan was also taken aback, Ah Yue, are you serious?

This Gongsun Yue Huaichun is not really her, right?

Don't, I want to date your aunt, not you!

My sister really shouldn't challenge my brother's moral bottom line. Although she is flexible, she can't stand being so flexible.

Yu Gan shuddered, and quickly changed the subject, "Well, let's continue talking about the minister."

"En." Gongsunyue hummed in a nasal voice, like a mosquito.

"Minister, what does she usually do when she returns home from work?" Yu Gan asked, he was really curious about who it was.In his memory, he had never seen Minister Gongsun not wearing a flying eagle suit.

I don't know what my aunt will do after get off work, and whether she will wear her favorite clothes.

"This, it's very simple. My aunt usually practices after returning home, and she rarely goes out." Gongsunyue frowned slightly, "However, my aunt rarely goes home. She has her own I don’t know much about the situation in the yard.”

I still have an impression of Gongsun Yan's own courtyard, Yugan. At that time, my aunt warmly invited me to live in her small courtyard.

Yu Gan declined, now that I think about it, I really regret it!

At that time, I didn't realize that the aunt Gongsunyan was so attractive, and I don't know if she will let her move now?

Yu Gan thought about it, and wrote another line on the paper: Living alone, house girl?To focus, maybe it's a lonely old woman?

"Is there any place that the minister likes to go? The kind that likes to play." Yu Gan continued to ask, "She can't stay at home all the time, can she?"

"Yes." Gongsunyue nodded, "Auntie, the places she often goes to should be the wrestling ring and the Colosseum."

Yu Gan was taken aback for a moment, "You mean the minister mostly goes to such occasions in her free time?"

"Yeah." Gongsun Yue nodded.

Now I have found the source of Gongsun Yan's temper. Girls like this thing?You must know that there are some desperadoes, fierce men fighting.

wait?Yu Gan also recorded in his notebook: like bloody violence, (Supplement: Do you have any violent tendencies?), like macho men (to be verified.)

"Don't you have any other more elegant hobbies?" Yu Gan asked again.

"Yes, my aunt's embroidery is very beautiful, even better than my mother's embroidery. She doesn't usually embroider, and few people can get the clothes embroidered by my aunt."

Saying that, Gongsunyue raised her head proudly and pulled out the inner lining of the sleeve, "This shirt was embroidered for me by my aunt.

Since I grew up so big, she only embroidered for me this time, when I was a child. "

Yu Ganju was stunned, this Gongsun Yan still has such a feminine side.This kind of weird sense of disintegration is really fucking exciting.

Quickly write down in the notebook: very good at female celebrity, set a small goal, ask for something embroidered by my aunt, um, obscene pants are the best.Quack quack.

"Then may I ask, is your Gongsun family a very powerful family?" Yu Gan asked bluntly.

Gongsunyue began to twitch again, and whispered, "It's okay, you can talk in Tai'an City."

Yu Gan's mouth burst into laughter, and he added: Absolutely rich woman, auntie's soft meal is guaranteed!

"Then what kind of man do you think the Minister would like if she could?" Yu Gan finally shifted the question to the most important point.

"Why do you ask this question?" Gongsun Yue expressed his confusion.

"The minister is so old, I have to help her pay attention, the subordinate must be careful." Yu Gan said purely.

"you are nice."

"Thank you."

"If Auntie likes her, I think the first point is to be better than her." Gongsunyue thought seriously, and then said.

"Wait, can't you be weaker for a while?" Yu Gan interrupted.

"No way." Gongsunyue shook her head, "Auntie is so proud, how could she like a man who is weaker than herself."

Yu Gan was embarrassed, the first point is to pass?He squeezed a smile, "Go on."

"Auntie should like honest people."

I am very upright and upright, and Yu Gan gave himself a ten-point mark with satisfaction.

"I feel that she should like people who are dedicated to Dali Temple. My aunt can now say that Dali Temple is a religious existence. Usually, I can't say anything bad about it."

I am loyal to Dali Temple, and Yu Gan gave himself ten points.

One said that the one who did not write well enough did not know the color of Gongsun Yan's underpants.

Looking at the full notebook, Yu Gan was full of relief, and he was about to ask the last question.

"You said the minister she..."

"What am I?"