My wife is weirder than the last

"You are a righteous boy. In the future, if you have anything to do, you can just call Mr. Gui. It is my duty." Prime Minister Gui patted his chest boldly.

If he hadn't seen Prime Minister Turtle running so fast last night, Yu Gan would have almost believed in old Biden again.

Regardless of the degree of shamelessness, this Guiye is the first one that Yu Gan has been convinced since he came to this world.

When they returned to their own yard, the imaginary confrontation did not happen, but a very strange scene appeared instead.

The tables in the yard were covered with all kinds of delicacies, and Yu Xiaowan sat there to feast on it. It is not difficult to guess that she should have bought these things.

Ye Chanyi was sitting opposite her, holding a wine jug in her hand, drinking in small sips.

The style of this flagon is very familiar to Yu Gan, it is the container where she entertained her spirit dew when she went to Yu Xiaowan's house last time.

The two of them chatted once in a while, mostly Yu Xiaowan said and Ye Chanyi listened.

Yu Gan and Gui Cheng looked at each other.

The former was a little puzzled, and the latter withered again.

At first glance, my young lady seems to be very speculative with Yu Gan's master, how can I fight for power?

Not only can't take advantage of the power, but even double lick the dog in front of him.

Fuck!I was fooled, I knew I would never come back, how sweet are the girls outside?

"Prime Minister Turtle, where did you go?" Yu Xiaowan asked vaguely with her mouth full.

(Ask for a monthly ticket~~, officials, use the monthly tickets in your hands to whip me, work harder, I will work hard~)

Chapter 158-160 Leaf is not as good as fish

"The old minister went out for a while, what's your order, Miss?" Prime Minister Gui's dog-licking demeanor switched in a second, and he walked up to Yu Xiaowan with a "sweet" smile.

"It's nothing, I just thought you were going to the brothel again because of how busy you are." Yu Xiaowan said with her mouth curled.

"How could the old minister go to that kind of place again? He was mistaken and lured into the brothel by mistake before. I will never go there again in my life." Prime Minister Gui hurriedly promised.

Yu Gan glanced at Prime Minister Gui who was full of bullshit, and instead of exposing him, he also walked to the table and sat down, looked at Yu Xiaowan and smiled.

"Why are you here suddenly?"

"Can't you?" Yu Xiaowan tilted her head, blinked her eyes, and asked.

"Okay, of course, let me introduce you."

When Yu Gan pointed to Ye Chanyi and was about to say something, Yu Xiaowan took it directly and said, "I know, Sister Ye is your master."

Are you starting to call Sister Ye now?Yu Gan was a little confused, then turned his head to look at Ye Chanyi, pointed at Yu Xiaowan, "Master, this..."

"I know, your distant cousin, Xiaowan and I have talked before."

Ye Chanyi said lightly, she didn't object to Yu Gan calling her master, it was a pre-agreed excuse.

It's just... just hearing Yu Gan shouting like that, it always feels a little strange... feeling.

They don't suspect each other?

It's fine if Yu Xiaowan doesn't doubt it, but you, Ye Chanyi, didn't move?I'm a human race, where did my mermaid cousin come from?

Yu Gan could only smile dryly, he didn't expect these two bosses with diametrically opposite temperaments to be so harmonious?

Sure enough, girls' friendships are weird.

You don't know how they are attracted to each other, let alone why they turned their faces.

All in all, pretty amazing.

Seeing this situation, Yu Gan is naturally happy, but with a lot of effort and tongue, he can become good sisters, can't he be happy?

Even, Yu Gan began to be foolishly happy about the beautiful life in the future.

But while he was having fun, Yu Gan always felt that something was wrong.Although one of them called each other Sister Ye and the other called each other Xiaowan.

It sounds very emotional and deep, but Yu Gan just vaguely felt that something was wrong?

A bit like the older sisters in The Legend of Zhen Huan?

It seems to be a bit exaggerated again, huh, it's hard to understand, Yu Gan can only cheer up and prepare to respond with wit.

"I'm full, let's go out and play, it's very lively outside now." Yu Xiaowan put down the drumsticks, hiccupped, and suggested.

"Okay." Ye Chanyi just nodded lightly, her cold face could not tell her mental state

Yu Gan knew that Yu Xiaowan might be happy in her heart, because as the festival approached, it was very lively outside, and fun gadgets could be seen everywhere.

Although Ye Chanyi also likes gadgets, Yu Gan is not sure.

Therefore, he actually didn't want to go, because both of them were present, so he wouldn't be able to show off, so he could only be an upright gentleman.

To be honest, pretending to be a gentleman is very tiring.

And you have to pay attention to proportion, don't wait until the time comes to really set up a Shura field for yourself.

But there are also advantages, that is, while the three of them are friends now, they must first quickly establish a stable triangular friendship.In this way, it will be very smooth if it is upgraded to a three-person love in the future?

What an emotional genius I am.

"Then let's go. You don't have to go too far. There is a night market next door to mine. You can just go there." Yu Gan said with a smile.

"Master Gui, are you going?" Yu Gan turned his head and asked Prime Minister Gui again.

Prime Minister Gui was stunned for a moment, and was suddenly moved. Over the years, he was used to being a transparent person at such a time.Few people ask him this question.

There is a saying that the joy of others is not the same as Prime Minister Gui.

Now, feeling love and warmth from Yu Gan, Prime Minister Gui nodded quickly, "Of course I'm going, I still have to carry something for Miss."

"Then let's go." Yu Gan stood up directly and led the way.

About three streets to the right of Qili Lane, there is a very large night market, where the nightlife of several nearby squares basically gathers.

Walking out of Qili Lane, Yu Gan was instantly attracted by the surrounding scenery. When he came back just now, he cared about the two girls' thoughts and ignored the surrounding situation.

Today is the twelfth day of July, the fourth-to-last day of the Ghost Festival.

The festive flavor of Tai'an City has already begun to get stronger.

Aside from the ghost banquet that the emperor wants to hold, the Ghost Festival is a day for ordinary people to commemorate their ancestors.

Lanterns began to be hung at the door of every household, one black and one red.Including the candles in the house are also covered with red lights.

Therefore, it looks very strange in the dark night.

There are bleak red lights everywhere, and the paper money on the ground, as well as various spirit objects placed at the door make this bleak environment even more apparent.

Especially those paper figurines, which made Yu Gan feel panicked when he saw them.

Ancient superstitions were born with a fear buff. Although Yu Gan is not afraid of any ghosts now, he still needs to open his pores when he should feel them open.

"Look, they are all wearing masks." Yu Xiaowan pointed to the passers-by on the road.

Many people wear masks of various ghosts and gods. These are all kinds of ghosts and beasts in the legend of Daqi, and they are very vicious.

"I'll go to the night market to buy some later." Yu Gan said with a smile.

Along the way, Ye Chanyi lived quietly, occasionally looking around.It was only when she arrived at the night market that her eyes began to move a little flexibly.

Yu Gan looked up at the archway in front of him: Yongning Street Night Market.

He said, "What do you want to start playing? Don't you eat?"

"Sister Ye, let's go shopping first, shall we?" Yu Xiaowan directly took Ye Chanyi's arm and asked with a cute smile.

"Okay." Ye Chanyi nodded and followed Yu Xiaowan into the night market.

Yu Gan's face was a little stiff, feeling isolated!

Yes, it's isolation.

Yu Gan finally found out what was wrong. These two are isolating themselves?

Why is that?Jealousy?

Well, it must be so.

I really am still the most attractive man.Yu Gan self Ah Q.

But thinking about it, Yu Gan became a little sad again.Why didn't they fight for themselves!They still look so harmonious!

Feeling scorned.

Prime Minister Gui's old face suddenly approached and said excitedly.

"Girl...hehehe...all girls...hehehe."

"Damn, Mr. Gui, don't mess around!" Yu Gan waved his hands speechlessly, and quickly followed Yu Xiaowan and the others.

Prime Minister Gui hesitated for a while, but finally reluctantly withdrew his gaze and followed.

"This looks good, it suits you, Sister Ye."

"This one is also good."

"Then I'll buy it and give it to you."

"Thank you."

This is a simple conversation in front of a mask stand, where Yu Xiaowan and Ye Chanyi are communicating.

Yu Gan stood behind, like an outsider.

He used to like to intervene in this matter, but now he can't intervene. The key is not to intervene forcefully. He tried several times, but they were all ignored.

If he tried harder, it would destroy the weird atmosphere, and besides, he didn't dare.

In the end, the two chose a half mask for each other, a fox mask, and a green mandarin mandarin mask.

Yu Gan made the payment at the back, while Prime Minister Gui stared at the stall owner, who was a young woman.

A weird foursome.

Yu Gan directly dragged Prime Minister Gui and followed the pace of the two of them.

In the next little while, Yu Gan realized what it means to be miserable and what it means to not have the dignity of a man.

In fact, it is not that he has no experience in this kind of scene where the two sisters bump into each other.

In his previous life, it wasn't that he didn't go shopping with two or more women at the same time. At that time, he could always handle it because of his skillful tongue.

But not now, that experience can't be used here, these two are strong women who can easily screw their heads off!

Facing Ye Chanyi and Yu Xiaowan, Yu Gan was at a loss and couldn't do anything at all.

There is only one core reason, and that is status and right to speak.

Compared with these two big brothers, I am a bad brother now, why do I interrupt?

How could the friendship of two strong women accommodate a weak third party!

Yu Gan realized that he was so successful in his previous life not because of his skillful tongue, but because he was strong enough to beat several women with one blow.

Now the situation is reversed, and he is also numb.

The two women didn't break out in Shura field because of themselves!

This is the biggest insult to a Neptune!

Yu Gan was like a puppet, being led away by the two of them.Finally, Ye Chanyi and Yu Xiaowan both stopped in front of a place.

This is a storefront, a storefront with horrible and eerie decoration.

Some people went in, some people came out, and all the people who came out were pale, frightened, and terrified.

This looks like a haunted house?

Yu Gan looked up at the house in a daze, and after a while he came to the conclusion that the ancient version of the haunted house?

Is the Great Qi Dynasty so advanced?

Ye Chanyi and Yu Xiaowan both had eager expressions on their faces at the same time.

From a certain point of view, the two seem to have one thing in common, that is, they are interested in those weird things.It's like a mature girl who likes toys with frequency.

Yu Gan leaned forward and whispered, "This is a scary place, and with your two cultivation bases, it's definitely not interesting to go in."