My wife is weirder than the last

My wife is bigger than a boat on the weird coast

[Taizhi Shuangwen, a fairy tale light drama with an angry writing style, focusing on the plot and not so serious]

The three years of Zhenge were a good year for Daqi.

The chaotic Daqi Kyoto is like a cobweb.

As an exquisite black-bellied man, Yu Gan chose to make waves on the spider silk, roaming on the tip of the knife, and jumping left and right.

He always maintains a creed: To get along in this cannibalistic world, you rely on your brains, guts, and... Sao manipulation.

On the fourth day of the sixth month, Yu Gan entered the Dali Temple.

He wears a flying eagle suit, a black gauze hat, and a knife on his waist.

Yu Gan, who opened a [-]-point small hanging, feels that his future is promising.

Until he found out that the women he knew were weirder, stronger, and more perverted...

Ps: With Zhiwen, study the plot of the characters.

Ps: The plot is like fine silk, one loop is woven into one loop, and the links are interlocked to ensure the quality and the wonderfulness of the plot!

Ps: The title of the book is a bit cross, but the content is guaranteed.

Chapter 1 Ghost scene

Tai'an City, Wufufang, Qingshui Lane.

A simple and simple courtyard.

There are two trees growing in the courtyard, one is a mulberry tree and the other is not a mulberry tree.

Yu Gan stood in front of a black water tank, looking at the reflection on the water surface.

The blue-gray scarlet gown, with a flying eagle embroidered on its chest, was woven with cloud brocade. It was of excellent quality and fit the body smoothly.

There is a green belt around the waist, and a simple knife hangs on the right side.

On the head is a wingless black gauze cap of the same color, with two thin straps passing behind the ears and tied to the chin.

This is the standard attire for foreign affairs personnel of Dali Temple in Tai'an City.

He scooped up a handful of water and splashed it on his face.

He's stalking himself.

Been here for almost a day.

The Dali Temple that just joined in the morning.

In less than an hour, I saw such a challenging scene

he....

"Yu Gan, come in for an autopsy."

It was Sun Shoucheng, Yu Gan's colleague, who spoke.

He was the one who elected Yu Gan to Dingyou Division when he joined Dali Temple and reported for duty.

The reason for picking Yu Gan out of dozens of newcomers at first glance is simple, saying that he is a handsome young man.

For a time, Yu Gan thought that all the people in Ding Yousi had great views.

As a new foreign affairs officer, he had no right to choose, so Yu Gan was taken to the Ding You Division of Dali Temple.

Then, without knowing anything, I followed the case directly.

The director led the team, plus himself, a total of four people came to commit this murder case.

The owner of this yard was a scholar who died in his own room in the early hours of last night and reported to the police.

The yamen couldn't solve it, and it was suspected that a ghost committed the crime, so it was reported to Dali Temple.

"coming..."

Yu Gan responded and walked towards the main house.

A charming little lady was weeping softly outside the house. She was the newlywed wife of the head of the household, and now she was a widow.

Last night when the husband and wife were performing the ceremony of the Duke of Zhou, such a thing happened...

Still quite sad to say.

The furnishings in the house are simple, it is an ordinary family.

As soon as Yu Gan entered, he smelled a stench, and after seeing the corpse on the ground, he raised his anus again instantly.

Lying on the ground was a naked male with a fair complexion and a thin build.

There are blue and black handprints on the neck, the expression is extremely frightened, and the eyes are congested and protruding.

Guo Yi, the only spirit examiner of Ding Yousi, was looking at the corpse, touching it back and forth, expressionless.

Seeing Yu Gan coming in, he turned the dead man over.

There are many bruises on the back, and further down, the door is wide open.

The blood is mixed and flowing all over the place, which is very cruel.

"You are responsible for recording, study hard."

Sun Shoucheng handed the letter in his hand to Yu Gan, then squatted down and put his hands on the hips of the deceased, and pulled them out.

Guo Yi looked at it carefully, and twisted some cyan liquid above it with his fingertips.

He opened his toolbox expressionlessly, took out a talisman paper and lit it, and dripped the blue liquid on it.

Shila-

The fireworks turned green, and a stench came out.

Then Guo Yi stood up and said to Ji Cheng, Director of Ding You Division, who had been standing behind with his chest folded.

"The deceased died of suffocation and lost too much blood. The cyan ghost liquid is confirmed to be the work of ghosts."

Yu Gan, who was in charge of recording the case, was full of question marks. Is there something wrong with this crime tool?

Guo Yi continued to strike with his right hand, and a green energy flowed out from his hand, and then adhered to the forehead of the deceased.

Finally, a puff of black air emerged from the forehead of the deceased, and the room instantly became gloomy.

"This is a psychic art, and the ordinary remnants of ghost spirits can't hide." Sun Shoucheng dutifully educated Yu Gan about it.

Guo Yi put away his right hand, and said affirmatively, "Judging from the residual ghost energy in the deceased's body, the initial judgment shows that the ghost who committed the crime is not strong."

"What kind of ghost?" Ji Cheng asked lazily.

Guo Yi replied, "Judging from the ghost liquid and the scene, it's a ghost in feather clothes."

"Is that the feathered ghost who specializes in lewd and beautiful men?" Sun Shoucheng asked.

"Yes." Guo Yi nodded, and added an explanation, "Judging from the green crow on the neck of the deceased, it was during intercourse."

Sun Shoucheng was stunned, "That is to say,?"

Yu Gan was very speechless, how about these two talking about cross talk?

He didn't interrupt, because he didn't understand anything, so he just silently recorded the details of the case, and then reconstructed his worldview that had just collapsed.

Guo Yi didn't answer this stupid question, but said to himself, "It's very simple to confirm. After the ghost in feather clothes rapes a person, it will leave the ghost in the opponent's body. After three days, it will come out of the stomach and cause harm to the surrounding residents."

Ji Cheng slapped the dead man's abdomen with a volley, and the air waves scattered, instantly blowing the room into chaos.Yu Gan was almost unable to stand still due to the sudden situation.

At this time, a snake-like creature made of black mist emerged from the abdomen of the deceased, trying to escape.

Ji Cheng closed his palms into a fist and grabbed the black snake, his palms were flushed red, and the rushing force of blood directly ignited the black snake.

The black snake rolled and twisted in the fiery "fireworks", and there was a faint scream.until it burns out.

"Report to the Ding Department. There are ghosts in feathers making trouble in Qingshui Lane. Ding Yousi will be destroyed within two days." Ji Cheng withdrew his right hand and said to Sun Shoucheng.

"Okay, boss." Sun Shoucheng took out a talisman crane, and after saying a few words to him, the talisman crane flapped its small wings and flew towards Dali Temple.

This is the most commonly used communication method in Dali Temple, which ensures the exchange of information in the first time.

Cases like ghosts need to be reported and reported as soon as possible.

"The feather-clothed ghosts commit murders the next day, and the four of us should be on duty to arrest the murderers tomorrow night." Ji Cheng said one last sentence.

"Take orders." Guo Yi and Sun Shoucheng bowed to each other.

Yu Gan hesitated for a moment, but still bowed and agreed.

He's actually a bit hypocritical, isn't the nature of this feather-clothed ghost who specializes in lewd and beautiful men just aimed at himself.

And now I am just a newcomer who has just entered Dali Temple, and I don't know many things.

Afterwards, the four of them left the main house, and Sun Shoucheng told the arrester waiting outside that the case belonged to Ding Yousi, and that the funeral affairs here would be handed over to the arrester.

Yu Gan did not follow them back to Dali Temple, but went back to his own home first.

I was in a hurry to go out in the morning, and I forgot to bring the entry notice. Now I have to bring it to make up for it, otherwise the process will be affected.

His home is in Qili Lane of Sanyuanfang.

Not too far from here, trot all the way home.

The courtyard at No. [-], Qili Lane is Yu Gan's home.

A very simple small yard.

The courtyard is not big, with a green brick path paved in the middle, and the rest is dirt.

There are two main houses, covered with green tiles.The courtyard wall is low and covered with a little moss.

Yu Gan opened the courtyard door and walked to his bedroom, put the notice in his pocket properly, and then went out.

When I came to the water tank, I took the soap and washed my hands again, washing one scoop after another.

There was a cry of geese from above, and he looked up, and there was a wild goose above.

Looking at each other, the geese's wings stretched stiffly, and with a flutter, they fell straight down.

Luoyan.

My own damn charm.

In an instant, a flying fish with a blue body and a red tail leaped high over the wall, and Yu Gan, who looked up, clearly watched it land in the water tank with a precise arc, splashing a little water.

Yu Gan was a little confused.

Before he could react, a figure also flew over the courtyard.

Wearing a long robe and white shirt, jade hairpins in a bun, an astrolabe hanging from his waist, and a crane embroidered on his chest.

Just like this, under the blue sky and white sun, stepping on the talisman paper that is changing with light and shadow, flying wantonly, with his hands behind his back, and his white shirt hunting around, so coquettish.

Yu Gan stared straight at Fei Yuan's back.

Matched up with the image in memory, the other party was probably the magician of the Temple of Hunting Monsters.

After a while, Yu Gan woke up, it seemed that a fish had run into the water tank, he looked down.

A herring with a red-blue body and a dark red tail was swimming in the water tank.

Under the refraction of the clear water, Herring's body seemed to flow crystal clear, reminding him of the people from the Temple of Catching Monsters just now.

Yu Gan frowned and stepped back slowly.

Suddenly, the herring jumped up again, its tail swung, as if it could swim in the air, and it swam in the opposite direction from where the white-clothed magician left.

At the same time, a little golden mist suddenly appeared in front of Yu Gan's eyes, and a golden book in his mind automatically flipped through, and finally stopped on a picture book.

【Green mandarin fish】

[First entry into the monster]

[Explanation: A herring in the upper reaches of the Cangjiang River listened to monks chanting scriptures and became enlightened, became a demon, and was classified as a green mandarin duck.All the way to the lower reaches of the river, to Tai'an City, jumping over the river to play, which was discovered by the magician. 】

【Rating: Evil】