The Traveling Frog: Human Evolution Didn't Take Me

"I really thought this was a place for dancing."

Snapped!

"If I don't teach you a lesson, will you step on your left foot and take off on the right foot in the future?"

The corners of Qin Fan/Zhang Qing's mouth twitched wildly.

The scene in front of them always gave them a very special illusion.

Qin Fan took out his mobile phone to take a picture, and said to Zhang Qing: "sm, jk, bondage, gag, training, whip; you should keep this picture carefully, and send it to someone who wants this kind of picture in the future .”

Zhang Qing: ...

After Huang Xinning calmed down, she returned to the soft chair in the corner and continued to work.

It took quite a while before someone stepped forward to help Jiang Ming tear off the tape and release the handcuffs.

"Thank you, brother, I wish you a happy family." After saying this, Jiang Ming ran to Qin Fan's side.

It was like an invisible Aladdin flying carpet under Youmi's feet, floating behind Jiang Ming, and the pendant was hammered.

"Old Qin, sister Ning is really smoking. Fortunately, I have rough skin and thick flesh, otherwise it would hurt me to death."

Qin Fan rolled his eyes at him: "If you do this, I'd probably beat you too."

At this moment, the members of the second team who went out to solve the dangerous mystery returned.

Live leisurely, without mystery or boredom.

Jiang Ming swiped through the video and said, "Old Qin, tomorrow is the weekend. I checked the duty schedule. It's the two of us resting. Would you like to relax?"

Qin Fan: "..."

"No, I have to show off to them." Jiang Ming opened the group chat and sent a message.

My mouth opened: "Brothers! There is a happy event!"

After 2 minutes, someone sent a message.

The user is "beautiful!" said: "It's born? Whose is it, is it yours?"

Qin Fan, who was drinking a drink, saw this sentence and sprayed a sip of tea on Youmi.

Yumi with red and blue pupils shook her hair, and looked at Qin Fan indifferently.

My mouth was wide open: "Go, go, you bastard, can you be more serious. I got a forbidden item today."

User "Shunshun Lili" said: "I'm so envious."

Swordswoman: "Huh? You're not kidding, are you?"

Brave Hengheng is not afraid of difficulties: "According to Lao Qin's pissing nature, if Jiang Ming was lying, he would have jumped out and stabbed him."

Jiege: "True or false? What type?"

My mouth was wide open: "It's just so-so, the forbidden substance acp-022, a thousand-changing cat."

Brother Jie: "It's really ordinary, unlike me. I just killed a group of B-level and C-level disciples of the Fallen Angel Cult who sneaked here today, and picked up a taboo item acp-037 judge pen."

The crowd fell silent.

Jiang Ming almost wanted to quit the group chat.

Qin Fan said: "The judge's pen can only be used once a week. Write down the name of the person in your mind on the ground or on paper. One day in this week, he will have bad luck. No matter what he does, he may die. .

Maybe he slipped down the stairs and fell to the dog eating mud and smashed his teeth to death, or he choked to death while eating, or he was walking on the sidewalk and something fell from the roof and killed him. "

The corner of Jiang Ming's mouth twitched wildly: "Is there a limit?"

Qin Fan shrugged: "I don't understand this, you can ask that lonely beautiful girl over there."

"Old Qin, why is my Youmi ranked so high, not as good as Judge's Pen?"

Zhang Qing said: "I asked the instructor about this when I was training at Tsinghua University, and he said that this ranking is not based on the most powerful taboos, but in the order in which taboos appear."

Jiang Ming asked again: "Then why do you need to bring an acp? Isn't it more concise to directly contraindicate and then serial number?"

Zhang Qing thought for a while, and said: "I seem to have heard of this, because taboos are not only found in China, but exist all over the world, and then the five major countries set a common name, er, let me think about it... article cannot use people, Should be this."

"The reduction is called acp. This sentence is translated into Chinese, and humans cannot use objects."

Jiang Ming asked curiously, "So that's the case, but... why can't it be used?"

"This..." The corner of Zhang Qing's mouth twitched, he was sure now that Jiang Ming didn't know the truth about forbidden things.

Qin Fan said: "Because some taboos are very dangerous, the energy contained in them can destroy cities and cause terrible natural disasters."

Zhang Qing nodded: "Yes, yes, but once these dangerous taboos were discovered, they were forcibly contained by experts and brought back to the headquarters for protection, just to prevent those who are interested in using such terrible taboos."

"So now the taboos you know are all auxiliary."

Jiang Ming's eyes lit up, and he looked at Qin Fan: "Old Qin, how much is your lightsaber forbidden in sequence?"

The corner of Qin Fan's mouth twitched, ban his head, ban, this is an "ordinary" lightsaber, but it's not a product of this world.

Time passed, and in the blink of an eye, other mysteries appeared during the period, but none of them were particularly powerful, so they were all solved by the second team.

After punching out of get off work, Jiang Ming came to Qin Fan with an excited expression on his face: "Old Qin! Let's go, that one."

Zhang Qing scratched his head, why he suddenly couldn't understand, and with the curiosity of asking when he didn't understand, he asked: "Is the one you said the same as the one I thought?"

Jiang Ming thought for a while: "If there is no accident, it should be."

Qin Fan thought: Can you stop chatting across servers?

Zhang Qing showed a cute smile: "Then take me one."

"Okay." Jiang Ming nodded, and then said: "Our three should be in Wanda Video Game City."

"Zhang Qing, what's wrong with you, you're listless, you can't do this, men can't say no, I'll work harder for you, shoot it!"

Zhang Qing held up the toy gun in his hand, looked at the balloon in the distance, and sighed in his heart, is this the one you mentioned?

"Old Qin, look at me." Leaving Qin Fan alone, Jiang Ming came to the side.

Because he was worried about being recognized by the boss, he used his ability to change his face in advance. No matter how much he changed, he was not as handsome as the readers here.

"I hit every shot with every shot!" After a small voice forced.

He raised his gun and didn't aim at it, blatantly snapping...

The boss looked at the handsome posture of the man holding the gun, this young man who could still hit the gun without opening his eyes.

The memories that had been buried in the dust for two years rushed out like a torrent in an instant.

"His grandma's! It's you!"

"Boss, I don't know you. What do you want to do to my Chunyang young man in broad daylight!"

Zhang Qing: "..."

Qin Fan: "I really can't stand it anymore."

After getting rid of the boss, Jiang Ming first sent Zhang Qing home, and then sent Qin Fan home.

Jiang Ming skillfully opened the refrigerator and took a can of home happy water, and drank it in one gulp.

"Old Qin, what are your plans for tomorrow? On the grand stage in Zu'an, come if you have a horse?"

Qin Fan shook his head helplessly: "I think it's better to improve your strength, do you want to go together?"

Jiang Ming: "Could it be that you are going to Tianmen Mountain to pick up extra money?"

Qin Fan looked puzzled: "What kind of extra money?"

"That's??????? Your death is beyond your imagination."

Qin Fan: ...

"It's not impossible, but I think I can take you with me."

"No, no, no, you will definitely gag me, I don't want to risk my life."

Glancing at Jiang Ming who was not serious, Qin Fan thought for a long time.

At present, it is the most suitable extreme challenge for him to unlock the third stage of the gene lock, except for wingsuit flying and extreme low-altitude skydiving.

After thinking for a while, he looked at Yumi floating beside Jiang Ming, his eyes lit up, and he quickly led him downstairs.

"Naruko, can your cat turn into a helicopter?"

Jiang Ming said uncertainly, "Here, I'll try."

With a thought in his mind, Yumi instantly flew to the open space ahead, shrouded in white light, and began to change.

When the light disappeared, looking at the ordinary helicopter in front of him, the corners of Qin Fan's mouth twitched wildly: "I think... the thousand-change cat really fits the title of taboo."

Jiang Ming seemed to have opened up a new world, and his thoughts changed again.

I saw Yumi shrouded in light, his figure suddenly rose, and the moment when the brilliance faded away.

A seven-meter-tall mecha appeared in front of the two of them.

"Fuck!"

Jiang Ming thought again, and Yumi turned into a light blue open-top bull.

"Old Qin, although Yumi can't be turned into a cat girl and hugged to sleep, it can be turned into Furui, or a weapon, mecha!" Jiang Ming was very excited.

Qin Fan was also surprised, he suddenly found that this thousand-change cat combined with Jiang Ming's words, it was like a tiger with wings added.

After changing Youmi back to its original state, Jiang Ming asked, "Old Qin, what did you just say?"

Qin Fan glanced at Youmi and said, "Tomorrow, let's fly the plane to an altitude of 2000 meters. I'm going to do extreme low-altitude skydiving."

Jiang Ming: "Are you sure? I remember that there is a skydiving base in the outer suburbs of Haicheng."

Rolling his eyes at Jiang Ming, Qin Fan said: "With your Youmi, you still need to spend money to contract the skydiving base?"

"It's such a happy decision. Tomorrow we will go buy a parachute, and then go to the suburbs to level the ground."

After speaking, Qin Fan turned and walked back to the corridor.

Jiang Ming scratched his head, looked at Youmi who yawned and sat on the flying carpet: "You really can't become a 1.4-meter cat girl?"

Yumi ignored him.

Jiang Ming hesitated for a moment: "Although you can't do it, I can do it."

"I should be at home."

shuh...

In the house, after washing the croaks, Qin Fan made fried rice with eggs for the frog cubs to eat.

He was a strange frog. Other frogs ate insects, but he ate meat, chicken legs, and grilled steaks.

But when he thought that he was not an ordinary frog, Qin Fan didn't think too much.

"Tell me, you've been idle at home for a month, when will you go out to play again?"

"Crack."

(Fishing makes me happy.)

Qin Fan: ...

Why did he become Buddhist all of a sudden?

"You're going on a trip, and for the next month... um, no, for a week, eat delicious crab cakes every day for a week."

"Quack!"

(A man is a man, once a word is made, it is hard to follow! A lie is a puppy!)

hum~

Guagua grabbed the small travel backpack that he had prepared a long time ago, kicked his legs into the space and the ripples disappeared.

"Your froglet is out on a journey."

Looking at the empty nest, the corners of Qin Fan's mouth turned up: "Fight with me, I'm an excellent frogman, hahaha!"

Chapter 85 End

They bought several sets of professional parachutes from the skydiving base, and the two came to a golf course.