The Traveling Frog: Human Evolution Didn't Take Me

By this time the sun had set, and night gradually took over the sky.

However, in the eyes of the two, there are countless dense trees standing in the distance of this vast wasteland, and several of them are about [-] meters high.

This is the No. [-] Human Forbidden Zone.

When the two landed, they could see someone setting up a tent from a distance, grilling around the bonfire, talking and laughing.

There were even a few people holding their mobile phones and shouting.

"Guys, this is the No. [-] restricted area. Do you want to see what it looks like inside? As long as you have enough rockets today, tomorrow morning, I will take you into the No. [-] restricted area to play!"

"Brother, I'm alone on the outside of the No. [-] restricted area. It feels so scary here. Can you brush a few rockets to warm me up, ah~"

The corner of Qin Fan's mouth twitched, "Eldest sister, you're about to hit the third person, so speak well, can you stop talking and take a breather."

Jiang Ming didn't hear the voices of people in the distance. As night fell, the wind on the wasteland was a little bit stronger.

He turned Yumi into a hammer, fixed the tent, and then he brought a pile of hay and stones out of nowhere.

They built a small pit and lit a bonfire, only then did they realize...they had nothing to roast and eat.

"Damn, I forgot about it too soon." Jiang Ming shook his head, and decided to hang up on the spot: "There was unroasted grilled corn in front of me, lamb skewers, and leeks. More leeks."

Soon, a lot of raw skewers appeared on the smooth stone surface cut by the blade.

Jiang Ming felt that there was a lack of seasoning, so he opened his mouth and poured several bottles of barbecue seasoning, pepper, and tomato sauce.

Qin Fanchu was stunned for a while, and after a while, the voice in his ear made him confirm the origin of these bottles of seasoning.

It belonged to the group 300 meters away.

Jiang Ming smashed it and chewed it: "Grilled corn yyds! Lao Qin, you have one too."

Qin Fan sighed, what's the matter.

However, entering the restricted area at night is indeed an unwise choice. The restricted area at night is very dangerous, and various plant creatures are active.

Some snakes and insects that grow in the restricted area have neurotoxins that can kill an adult within half an hour with one bite.

There are also some plants that are like piranhas, once they get close, they will close quickly, and the bite force of closing is comparable to the closing force of a large mousetrap.

There are also some flowers that bloom specially at night, filled with fluorescent light and emitting a pleasant fragrance of flowers, like night lights on both sides of the road at night.

If you inhale too much, you will have hallucinations, and if you keep inhaling, you will be in a state of excitement for a long time until you go into shock.

After eating and drinking, the two fell asleep in the tent, and Qin Fan's biological clock woke him up early the next morning to check Conan's anesthesia watch.

6:37 minutes.

He stepped out of the tent and looked at the east of the vast wilderness. The early sun rising from the peaks on the horizon drove the night away.

In just 10 minutes, more than half of the sky was bright.

Jiang Ming walked out of the tent and stretched lazily: "I have two brand new toothbrushes and a toothpaste in front of me."

Qin Fan suddenly realized that with Jiang Ming around, he didn't need to bring anything with him when he went on a trip, he just opened his mouth when he thought of it.

Looking at the tall and straight trees in front of him, but unable to see the deep forest, Jiang Ming said, "Old Qin, shall we go in directly?"

Qin Fan asked: "Mingzi, do you remember the rules of No. [-] restricted area?"

Jiang Ming nodded: "Remember, the first rule is that you are not allowed to defecate anywhere; the second rule is that you can't fight back when someone scolds you, you have to accept it; the third rule is that you must scold someone once a day; the fourth rule The rule is that you have to walk on your head for 10 minutes a day."

This is the currently known rule, and it is said that there are fifth and sixth rules, and in order to test out these four rules, countless people have died over the years.

Qin Fan nodded slightly, looked at Jiang Ming and said, "You can scold if you want, but please be merciful to yourself."

Jiang Ming was taken aback: "Why?"

Qin Fan didn't speak, but just stared at Jiang Ming's mouth.

The two walked into the forest, and the moment they stepped in, Qin Fan felt as if something was covering him, which was a strange feeling.

It's like passing through a very thin film, and it seems to be blown by the wind for a moment.

In short, I can't tell clearly, I can't describe it in words.

But Qin Fan knows that this is the power of rules. He felt it once when he was stamped by the taboo acp-041 I ask you to answer.

Of course the 'I ask you answer' rule is mandatory so it is clearly perceived.

But the restricted area is different. This faint feeling is like reminding you that you have entered a place shrouded in rules.

Jiang Ming looked at Qin Fan: "Old Qin, then I will start."

Qin Fan knew what Naruko was going to do, and within 10 minutes of stepping into the restricted area, he had to swear at others, otherwise, after 10 minutes, it would be tantamount to violating the rules.

Maybe a ground thorn will come out in an instant.

Jiang Ming: "Old Qin, you are a sand sculpture."

Qin Fan didn't respond, maybe the word "sand sculpture" is not recognized by the restricted area rules.

So Jiang Ming pondered for a while and said: "Old Qin, you are an idiot."

Qin Fan: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

In the next moment, he only felt a surge of rule power falling on his body, forcibly turning him into a fool with a negative IQ.

This is the rule of saying what you say.

But fortunately, he carried it with his own strong mental strength, so Jiang Ming was so backlashed that he lay on the ground and vomited blood.

Jiang Ming orz.

He clutched his chest with a blank face: "Old Qin, why am I being backlashed?"

The corner of Qin Fan's mouth twitched wildly, what else could he say?I have already reminded me a few minutes ago, I have to be merciful to myself, and I have to listen, so it's okay now.

Qin Fan said, "Because you're an idiot."

Well, that's a good way to say the third rule.

Jiang Ming: "Yes."

The trees in the restricted area grew tall and straight, after all, they were raised by the corpses of many awakened people.

In the distance, moving vines can still be seen swaying, and there is a bud that has not bloomed at the front of the vine.

He took out his mobile phone and searched. It was the famous flower poison ivy, which had already developed self-awareness and had a very strong territory. Once he stepped in, he would be besieged by a group of them.

If the buds bloom, the air will be filled with a poisonous smell. If you inhale a little, it's like drinking fake wine, and your body will be filled with lead.

In the end, it will be entangled and dragged away by them, and small spikes will grow into the body, and the spores will unfold to absorb the nutrients in the body.

But at the same time, they also have a little bit of medical value. They are dried and ground into powder, and pour a little into it when drinking tea to drive away cold and strengthen yang.

Men can't, just drink it.

Girls come to aunt and drink it too.

Jiang Ming looked at it for a long time, then turned to look at Qin Fan: "Old Qin, they are staring at me! I have never been stared at by plants since I grew up."

Pulling out the Tang Dao, Jiang Ming rushed forward and entered the territory of the poisonous flower ivy, immediately attracting countless poisonous flower ivy.

However, the next moment, these vines all stopped around Jiang Ming, and they didn't bloom.

Just because Jiang Ming said a few words.

"With me as the center, no flowers are allowed within a hundred meters!"

"Flower poison ivy, don't come within one meter of me!"

Seeing Jiang Ming cutting through a vine with one knife, the corners of Qin Fan's mouth twitched wildly.

"Humanoid restricted area, just open your mouth and come, I will call you that in the future."

"Jiang Humanoid Forbidden Zone, open your mouth and come, Variety Master Ming."

Chapter 112 Elf Training Master

During these 10 minutes, Qin Fan watched on his head, just finished the fourth rule.

Jiang Ming looked at the vines on the ground, and there were many poisonous ivy in the distance, but they seemed to understand that the difficulty of catching the food in front of them was comparable to hell.

So they retreated, mainly because there are many corpses of their companions on the ground, and they can also have a full meal.

It was so cruel that I even ate myself.

Jiang Ming shook off the milky white sticky juice from the knife body, which is equivalent to the blood of poison ivy, but this viscosity...

When Jiang Ming turned his head, he saw that Qin Fan had finished his handstand, and said with an abandoned look on his face, "Old Qin, you are actually walking upside down with me on your back!"

Qin Fan rolled his eyes at him: "Let you be bored and play with them."

Jiang Ming was walking upside down, while Qin Fan was admiring flowers and trees and still Jiang Ming.

After 10 minutes, Jiang Ming patted the dirt off his palm, and stared into the distance, his eyes froze: "Old Qin, have we met Bao?"

Under the slightly dim tree, a half-meter-high green plant swayed in the wind.

Why can they see it at a glance, because this is the first time they have seen this plant after walking for so long.

Qin Fan watched someone on Weibo sort out the postings of things in the No. [-] human restricted area.

This post was originally paid for, but after someone bought it, he directly took a screenshot and extracted the text in the picture and distributed it to the Internet for free, so now it can be found with a search.

No matter how bad it is, you can find a lot of detailed information directly on the night watchman database.

After comparing it, Qin Fan said: "Hemostatic grass, pick off the leaves and chew them up, and apply it on the injured area to speed up the healing of the wound."

Jiang Ming said: "Looks like we don't need it either, after all, with Sister Ning's Xinghai blessing, it can also speed up wound healing."

Qin Fan: "Tong Ren Tang in the capital opened at a price of 100 million per plant."

Jiang Ming's eyes lit up: "Old Qin, I suddenly feel that this hemostatic grass is deliberately blocking our way, so I'm going to get rid of it."

However, Jiang Ming hadn't taken a few steps when a roar came from afar.

Turning his head, he saw that it was a not particularly big animal.

Qin Fan squinted his eyes and was stunned.

Good guy, he is actually a flat-headed brother who is not afraid of anything!

I saw the honey pot standing on its forelegs and roaring extremely fiercely at Jiang Ming.

It looks as if it will rush up to fight at any time.

Qin Fan took a closer look. The flat-headed man in front of him was much bigger than an ordinary honeypot, perhaps three or four times larger.

In terms of strength, I can't see it yet. You have to fight Jiang Ming to see what strength it is.

"If you show your teeth, then make gestures."

Jiang Ming took out the Tang Dao with sharp eyes. Just as he was about to step forward, Qin Fan called out to him: "Use the back of the saber, don't kill it."

Jiang Ming was taken aback for a moment, but he still turned Tang Dao half a circle.

Brother Pingtou: "Hey! (Go! I'm afraid you won't succeed!)"

However, it was instantly made unable to move by the cheating player.

The corner of Jiang Ming's mouth raised: "Xiao Mian, fight with me."

Brother Pingtou stood there struggling and roaring: "Ho Ho! (Don't talk about martial arts! Let me out! Grandpa killed you!)"

Qin Fan supported his forehead and shook his head, sure enough Naruko was still the same boy as before.

Never use your hands to solve it with your mouth.

Cut off the root of the hemorrhage with a blade, and put it in a small travel backpack. Jiang Ming looked at the flat-headed brother who was still uttering lies: "Hehe, I will accept this hemorrhage with a smile. Goodbye!"

Qin Fan looked at the extremely arrogant Pingtou brother, hesitated for a moment, took out the poke ball and threw it at him.

It landed steadily on Brother Pingtou's head, and the next moment the elf ball opened, and a beam of light enveloped Brother Pingtou and took him into it.

The elf ball shook on the ground for a while, and finally calmed down completely.

Become!

Qin Fan's eyes lit up, and under Jiang Ming's suspicious and curious gaze, he stepped forward to pick up the poke ball.

After thinking for a while, he threw it towards the open space in front of him: "It's up to you! Brother Pingtou!"

The elf ball split open, and Brother Pingtou returned to the ground.