I don't want to be a general, I choose Buddhism

"boom!"

Under the surprised gaze of Robin who was sitting in the corner, Hancock kicked open the door, staggered and helped Ian walk in, and then...

"Snapped!"

The two fell directly to the ground.

"So drunk?"

Seeing this, Robin hesitated for a while, and confirmed through the ability of "Huahuaguo" that no one else was approaching the room. He closed the book in his hand, walked forward, and saw that all of them had rosy faces and fell asleep drunk Ion and Hancock.

Immediately, Robin carefully closed and locked the door, and then helped Ian onto the bed.

As for Hancock?

Robin wouldn't care about that shameless woman!

Immediately, Robin helped Ian take off the outermost dress that was almost soaked in wine, and fetched another basin of water to help Ian wipe off the alcohol smell on his body.

Only gradually, Robin, who helped Yann wipe his face, couldn't help but pause when he saw Yann's peaceful and handsome face.

"why why why?"

Unknowingly, Robin, who had been maintaining a calm and elegant manner, filled his eyes with tears, and dripped down on Yan's face in spite of himself, murmuring.

"Brother Yan, are you really going to abandon me?"

"Why? Didn't you say that I can stay in your castle forever? Didn't you say that you would take me to find the text of history?"

"Obviously I've worked so hard, and I've tried my best to play my role..."

……

Listening to the hazy voice mixed with sobbing, Ian opened his eyes a little in a daze.

It's just that under the influence of a large amount of alcohol, everything Yan saw in front of his eyes was blurred, a large number of double images continued to appear, and the sound entering his ears also felt that he was far away and near.

Only the faint cry could be discerned in front of Ian.

Is... is Hancock crying?

Ian only felt that his confused consciousness might fall asleep again at any time, and with only a little thinking ability left to function, he thought that Hancock regretted it after all.

Also, after all, it is such an important moment in one's life, but it is fake.

Feeling guilty, Ian spoke with difficulty. "Don't... don't cry, I... I will make it up to you in the future. I am sorry for you."

"How... how to compensate?"

In a blur, Yan heard such a sentence vaguely, and murmured. "A...a really grand wedding that will be remembered by the entire sea, how...how?"

At this moment, Robin was completely stunned, and the tears couldn't stop streaming down.

Regardless of whether what Ian said was true or false...

Robin felt that he was completely satisfied, and couldn't hold back his heart anymore, and hugged Yan tightly.

The body temperature of both parties gradually rose unconsciously...

……

And Hancock, who had been in a state of drunkenness, was awakened in a daze when he heard the noisy noise in his ears from time to time.

"Ya... Lord Yaen..."

Hancock's misty eyes opened, trying to find Yan's figure.

"What... what? Is Lord Yaen waiting for my concubine?"

Hancock showed a naive smile, and struggled to get up from the ground, but his hands and feet were weak, and finally he could only crawl towards Ian like a beautiful snake.

……

tired!

so tired! !

Yan opened his eyes little by little with difficulty, and subconsciously squinted them under the sunlight.

'Is... is it morning already? '

'Damn, it seems that I was really drunk by that old bastard Cap last night. The hangover feeling is really uncomfortable. How can this body be so useless? '

Just as Yan was thinking about it and was about to get up, he felt that his left and right arms were being pressed by something, and he couldn't move at all.

Ian subconsciously turned his head slowly to look to the left, Hancock's beautiful sleeping face is still so heart-swaying.

and many more?

Me and Hancock... in the same bed?

But soon, Ian calmed down.

'It's okay, the last time Kuzan and I got drunk, didn't we do nothing?The clothes are also intact. '

'So, the current situation should be like this...'

'My innocence really...'

Just when Yaen subconsciously wanted to stretch out his right hand to cover his mouth, he suddenly realized that his right arm seemed to be pressed by something.

Little by little, Yan slowly turned his head to the other side,

Yan's eyes were wide open, and he slowly lowered his head in disbelief.

The next moment, Yaen only felt his heart stagnate, and his whole body froze completely.

This... this situation, will be punished by heaven, right?

How could this be?

At this moment, Yann seemed to understand what was going on with his body.

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Chapter 284 It's Great Not to Be Hatcheted

So... what to do?

Yan opened his eyes wide and stared blankly at the ceiling, completely dazed.

Can anyone tell me how to deal with this situation now?

Should I pretend to be asleep, or just pretend to be dead in one step?

Wait online, hurry!

At this moment, Lieutenant General Garp's hearty laughter sounded from outside the door.

"Boy Yaen, wake up, how did you sleep last night?!"

Shocked by the sound, Robin and Hancock woke up almost at the same time, opened their eyes, and looked at the woman across from them, momentarily stunned.

???

Hancock, Robin.

"How can you woman..."

Before Hancock and Robin finished speaking in unison, Ion interrupted in a low voice.

"Well... how about discussing this issue later?"

Immediately, the room fell into a moment of dead silence, and gradually, Hancock and Robin, who turned to look at Ian, also understood what had happened.

The next moment, as Lieutenant General Karp's loud footsteps stopped abruptly at the door, there was a loud knock on the door.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Boy Yaen, wake up, open the door, I will replace Zhan Guo to supervise whether you worked last night."

Along with Lieutenant General Garp's rough voice, Sandersonia and Marigold's dissuading voices also sounded.

"Lieutenant General Garp, please stop."

"Lieutenant General Garp, this is the living area of ​​my sister, so you can't get close."

Regarding this, Lieutenant General Garp's voice of disapproval continued to sound, and he said carelessly.

"That's all right, all right, I won't break in, I'll just wake them up, this is also the request of this kid's father."

In the room, with the appearance of Lieutenant General Garp, the atmosphere became tense in vain.

You know, it is impossible for Lieutenant General Garp to be blocked by the door. Although he said he would not break in, what if there is an accident?

how to explain?

Immediately, Hancock and Robin, who understood the seriousness of the matter, looked at each other and did not continue talking, but each pulled half of the quilt and got up.

? ?

yan.

Wait, what about me?

Can someone help me, I can't move my body!

……

After a while, Lieutenant General Garp, who was yelling deliberately at the door, gradually became impatient, and when he was about to knock on the door again, the door slowly opened from the inside.

Ian, whose face was pale, without a trace of blood, and who seemed to be a little erratic when walking, appeared in front of Garp with a slight gesture of supporting the door.

At this moment, Garp was quite satisfied, and couldn't help nodding his head and said.

"Is that right? Yaen, you kid verbally said that you don't want to, but isn't your body very honest?"

"Bastard... asshole..."

Ian gritted his teeth and said. "Why do you bastard deliberately get me drunk?"

"Ahaha, have you been found?"

Lieutenant General Karp scratched his head and said without concealment. "Aren't you worried that you won't cooperate for the first time? Otherwise, when can I end the mission and go on vacation?"

"Killed to death by you, Karp, you bastard, I remember." Yan said word by word.

"Just remember..."

Immediately, Lieutenant General Garp turned and left, waved his hand, and said. "I'll check back in two days, Yann, remember to work harder for me."

"Bastard... asshole..."

As Yan closed the door with difficulty, he turned his head to look at Hancock and Robin in the room, only to feel that his legs were weak and he was a little unstable.

Finally, after a while of silence, Hancock crossed his arms and said haughtily to Robin.

"In short, Lord Yaen is already the husband of a concubine. Since Lord Yaen likes it, it is not unacceptable to have one or two more concubines."

"Huh~"

In this regard, Robin smiled lightly and said. "You are just a latecomer, this wedding doesn't count at all."

"What? Are you jealous of my concubine? You are an unattractive woman."

"Oh? Since when has a mere appearance and no connotation become capital to show off?"

"The weak, despite receiving the power bestowed by Lord Yaen, are still useless weaklings, aren't they ashamed?"

"Tsk, tribal lord on a remote deserted island, a pirate with no knowledge at all, do you think you have the ability to help Ion's career a little bit?"

……

All of a sudden, Hancock and Robin began to argue with each other.

"Okay, stop talking!"

Finally, Yan frowned and tried to speak. "It's my problem, you two..."

"wrong!"

However, before Ian could finish speaking, Hancock and Robin interrupted Ian in unison and said. "It has nothing to do with brother Yann/my lord, it is this woman's problem."

"I said, enough is enough!!!"