I don't want to be a general, I choose Buddhism

I don't want to be a general, I choose Buddhism Author: There is a fat cat at home

"Hi everyone, I'm going to interview Vice Admiral Tefemer Ian..." He opened the door and woke up Tefemer Ian, who was lying on the balcony with sleepy eyes.

"Hello, Lieutenant General Yaen, I have a question to ask you. What would make you feel happy? A: Being promoted to general..." the dazed Yann exclaimed instinctively.

"Choose B, B, B, B..."

Chapter 1 Infirmity

Great Route, Marin van Dou.

A navy warship stopped at the port, and then a burly navy colonel who was more than three meters tall jumped directly from the warship.

"Boom!"

Just as it was about to fall into the port like a cannonball, the navy colonel stepped on the ground with both feet sensitively, which relieved most of the inertia of the fall, and then landed lightly.

What is strange is that the navy colonel is still holding a boy in a princess hug with both hands.

"Lord Ion, I'm sorry for sending you to Marinvando in this way," the navy captain said cautiously.

With drooping eyelids, Ion, wearing slanted glasses, said feebly. "Colonel Hope, put... put me down..."

"Yes, Lord Ion." Colonel Hope bent his knees halfway and put Ion on the ground.

Ion raised his hands and said to Colonel Hope. "Hailoushi handcuffs."

"This... Warring States General's order is that the Hailoushi handcuffs cannot be unfastened until Lord Yann is sent to his office." Colonel Hope declined.

"This is Marin Fando. There are all warships around here. I can't escape. Untie it." Ion said as if he couldn't raise his strength.

"This..." Colonel Hope was still embarrassed.

Seeing this, Ion sighed helplessly and said. "I don't want to go to see the old man in such an embarrassed manner, let's untie it."

Hearing this, Colonel Hope was finally persuaded, and took out the key from his arms to untie the Hailoushi handcuffs for Ion.

"Dang bang."

As Hailoushi's handcuffs were untied, Ian immediately became radiant. After straightening the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, he gently rubbed his wrists.

Hailoushi handcuffs are too tiring for Ion.

After all, it is very tiring to pretend to be half-dead and powerless. It is an extreme test of acting skills, and any subconscious action may reveal flaws.

Even though Colonel Hope didn't look very smart, Ion was still very careful and tense all the way.

'In order to make the old man in the Warring States period feel completely at ease with me and not leave him a few more flaws, he will definitely not feel at ease with me. '

'Oh, being a foster child is really hard...'

Ian reluctantly complained in his heart, and turned his head, under the broken bangs gently blown by the sea breeze.

Ion's bright eyes looked at the building that stood on the ground in the distance, similar to the shape of the Tianshou Pavilion, with the words "Navy" on the wall, full of majestic buildings.

"Is this the navy headquarters?"

Ion muttered something.

Since crossing into this world ten years ago, drifting at sea and accidentally rescued by the Warring States subordinate to the navy, and together with Corazon, they were taken as adopted sons and placed outside Marinfando. This is the first time Ion has come to Marinfan. many.

Colonel Hope on the side said proudly.

"Master Yan, that's right, this is Marine Fando, the headquarters of the navy, and a symbol of peace and justice in the sea."

Ian waved his hand and said.

"Colonel Hope, I'm just a commoner. Don't call me an adult. This will easily lead to misunderstandings by others."

"How does this work?"

Colonel Hope said with an unacceptable expression.

"Master Yan is the son of a general of the Warring States Period, and he has worked hard for the development of the navy for many years, offering countless good strategies, and even abandoned his own practice.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Ion hurriedly interrupted Colonel Hope's self-guided strategy and said weakly.

"You can call me whatever you want, but my past deeds are all secrets, and they are highly secrets involving the old man, and must not be disclosed to anyone."

At the end, Ion's expression was extremely serious, as if it was a matter of life and death.

Colonel Hope widened his eyes, clenched his fists and made a sound of "crackling", and replied word by word.

"Yes, I understand, Lord Yan, I will protect this secret with my life."

Ian nodded slightly, and then he didn't say anything, but let Colonel Hope lead the way towards the general's office of the Warring States Period.

Along the way, Ion lowered his head slightly and tried to keep a little distance from Colonel Hope, making it seem that the two of them were not very familiar with each other, just a stranger who happened to walk on a line.

but……

From the corner of his eyes, Ion looked at the white navy uniforms around him, while he was wearing black civilian clothes.

A little ink in the white spray!

'It's so conspicuous!It's all to blame for this idiot, Hope, with a foolish smile on his face, he suddenly handcuffed me with Hailoushi handcuffs, and then he didn't give me a chance to speak, let alone change a suit, and just carried me onto the warship. '

At this moment, Ian only felt that his whole body was about to split.

In Ion's life plan, he didn't want to be exposed to the eyes of the World Government until he had absolute self-protection ability.

At least he didn't have the ability to face the future "three generals" Akainu, Kiabou, and Aokiji, and before he had the ability to escape safely, Ian just wanted to hide under the halo of the Warring States Period and be a sickly second generation of the army.

It's a pity that Ian has worked hard for many years, and has been delaying the request of the old man of the Warring States period to let him join the navy, trying to make the old man of the Warring States period understand that he is just a piece of shit waiting to die, just thinking about lying flat.

Unexpectedly, in the end, it was planted in the hands of Colonel Hope, an honest man with a smile on his face. What a careless loss of Jingzhou!

'Forget it, I'm already 16 years old, and Corazon has been sent to the sea by the old man for so long, and it is indeed the age where I can't hold back and forcefully arrest me to Marin Fando. '

Ian shook his head, suppressed the excess emotions, and turned to think carefully what kind of emotions and attitudes should he use when he sees the old man of the Warring States again?

Be arrogant?One kick directly to his desk, like a "filial son"?

Or be more respectful?Greet and salute the old man politely and tenderly, like a dutiful son?

Forget it, let's pretend to be sick as before.

Anyway, it's not a year and a half that I'm weak, I just pretend to be seasick, wavesick, and milk-sick when I see the situation is wrong.

"Dong dong!"

Colonel Hope led Ion around for a long time. After attracting a lot of curious eyes from the navy, he stopped in front of an office door, knocked on the door carefully, and said loudly.

"Reporting to the Warring States General, Colonel Hope was instructed to bring Lord Yan to him."

"Let Ion come in."

When the coercive voice of the Warring States Period came out, Colonel Hope's expression became extremely excited in an instant, and he responded loudly.

"Yes."

In response, Ion shook his head helplessly, opened the door and walked in.

As the admiral's office, it's not luxurious, but the style is quite simple, but the man sitting behind the desk, wearing frog glasses and tied into a twisted beard, is full of incomparable majesty.

Admiral - The Warring States of Buddha!

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Chapter 2 Tefemo Ian

"Tefimer Ion!"

Sengoku put his chin on his hands, looked at Ion with serious and majestic eyes, and asked.

"Are you ready to join the navy and sacrifice your life for justice?"

Facing Sengoku's gaze, Ion closed the door of the office with a calm expression, and made a certain degree of sound insulation, so as to prevent Sengoku from losing face in front of Colonel Hope, he answered without hesitation.

"No."

Warring States couldn't hold back any longer. He slapped the desk and shook the documents, pens, teacups, etc., and shouted angrily.

"Bastard, anyway, you must join me in the navy today."

Ian instantly showed an expression that seemed to be frightened, and the whole person became a little timid, and said.

"Old man, you want me to die. It's not like you don't know about my body. I don't even have half the physical strength of Big Brother Corazon, and I can't learn the six naval styles well. No way."

"The sea is cold, the sea breeze is strong, and the pirates are so cruel. It doesn't matter if I sacrifice my limited life for the infinite just cause, but I'm afraid, old man, that the white-haired person will send the black-haired person!"

"Back then, old man, you brought me out of the sea, and you were kind to me. I also thought of being filial under your knees and dying for the sake of old age."

Seeing this, the Warring States saw Ion's tearful expression. Even though he knew it might be fake, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh. His serious eyes turned full of helplessness and said.

"I know that your body was damaged in the waves when you were a child. After so many years of hard training, you are still weak, but a man can only become stronger step by step through experience, and iron fist and physique can only continue to grow in blood and fire. break the limit."

Ian pouted helplessly and said aggrievedly. "But old man, but that's not my dream. You taught me in the past that as a real man, I must pursue my dreams, right?"

Hearing this, Sengoku's forehead straightened with blue veins, as if recalling something unbearable, and instantly went from helpless to rage, and cursed with hatred.

"What kind of bullshit dream are you? You can call yourself a dream if you shout to find a wife who is stronger than yourself? Who the hell gave you this idea, I'm going to blow him up."

Ion said with a long sigh.

"Old man, this is something that can't be helped. You also know that I have a bad stomach since I was a child. I can't eat much in each meal, which makes me weak and sick."

"In this dangerous sea, I can only count on having a strong wife by my side to protect me in the future. I just want to live in this sea, old man, am I wrong?"

For a time, Sengoku, who was caught in a rage, was also speechless.

Compared with Bikolasson, Ion had a poor appetite since childhood, often eating a small bowl of rice at a meal, or a "small" piece of meat and could no longer eat it.

For this reason, the Warring States were worried about whether Yen was suffering from a disease similar to "anorexia", and even the Warring States took Yen to see various doctors, but the final conclusion was that Yen's physique was different from ordinary people.

It's just that this is different from ordinary people: the congenital body is weak, the bone hardness is insufficient, the digestive system is not fully developed, and so on.

In fact, Ion really wanted to refute that he was actually a normal person, but he just strayed into this abnormal world.

The powerhouses in this world eat an average of tens of kilograms per meal, their digestive ability is unbelievably strong, and their physique is so strong that they can use a mountain to practice boxing, just like some monsters.

And even though Ion has stretched his physique as a blue star to the limit, even beyond the limit.

But compared to those monster-like physiques in this world, Ion can only be regarded as frail.

Therefore, even though Ion can use his golden finger to exert extremely high destructive power and lethality, given his own fragility, Ion does not dare to be careless.

Now, Ion can only hope to find an incomparably powerful partner who can always protect himself by his side.

The kind that never leaves!

After all, as a man, Ion didn't want to die in bed somehow.

Ok……

Yan refers to spies similar to the CP organization who don't talk about Hyde and attack at night.

In the face of Yan's glorious dream, Sengoku was furious. He had the urge to slap Yann, but he was afraid that he would kill the weak Yan.

"Bastard, in short, you are determined to find a strong wife?"

"This is something that can't be helped, old man." Ian spread his hands, as if he was just asking for soft food.

"Okay! If that's the case, then I will satisfy you!"

To Yan's surprise, the Warring States changed his tone and agreed directly.

For a time, Ian couldn't help but be a little wary of Sengoku. After all, according to Ian's understanding of Sengoku, he was such an easy person to persuade.

Immediately, Sengoku came out from behind the desk, grabbed Ion's shoulder and walked out of the office.

"Old man, what do you want?" Ion asked.

"As a father, it is natural to fulfill your wishes."

Sengoku cast a glance at Ian, then stopped talking, and dragged Ian all the way to a place.