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"Kang Dang." In a room, a middle-aged man with a square face suddenly stood up, staring at the screen with excitement.
"Teacher, what's the matter?" Several young men and women who were playing Go next to them asked in surprise. It was rare to see a teacher so excited.Speaking of which, the teacher suddenly started playing QQ Go, which also surprised them.After all, playing QQ Go is usually for amateurs, but teachers are professionals.
"The Zhenlong chess game has been cracked." The middle-aged man with a square face said in shock.
"How is it possible?" A few young men and women stared wide-eyed, the Zhenlong chess game was actually cracked, and it was cracked by a QQ Go player?They quickly ran to the side of the middle-aged man with a square face, and looked at the computer screen with expressions of disbelief.
At the same time, the online Go players also exploded.
Chapter 388 The True Power of Octopus Ink
The news that the Zhenlong game was cracked quickly spread in the Weiqi world, and everyone on the Internet was asking each other, who is the sacred "ten moves and one scene" to crack the Zhenlong game.However, because "ten steps and one scene" usually play QQ after playing Go, they basically do not reply to other people's information, let alone reveal their identity.Therefore, no one knows who "Ten Steps and One Scenery" is.
"Hello, are you interested in joining Xue Yang's Weiqi Club?" Just as he was about to play QQ, another message came.
"Not interested." Su Jing simply replied with three words, and then quit the QQ account.
"It's time to think about what to do with that octopus." Su Jing closed the computer, took the fighting wolf, went down to the first floor, took out the spirit beast bag, and released the octopus. The octopus was still bound by the spider silk, but The spider silk in the mouth is cut open for breathing and eating.
It has to be said that this octopus is really tenacious in its vitality, and it is still alive and well despite being so badly injured.In the past few days, Su Jing was worried that it would die, but he didn't want it to recover too well, so he only fed it a little food like ordinary sea fish.
Even so, the injuries on its body have almost recovered, and the five broken tentacles are beginning to grow.The flying knife that shot into the right eye was forced out, and the right eye seemed to be growing.
Su Jing has heard that octopuses have the ability to regenerate their arms, but they have never heard of the ability to grow back even if they are blind.However, this is an octopus from the time and space of the stars, and it is also a monster in the innate realm, which is not the same at all, and it is not surprising that the eyes can be reborn.Even on Earth, there are powerful creatures with regenerated eyes and even parts of their brains, such as axolotls.
However, after being locked up for so many days, the octopus couldn't stand it anymore, and his temper became violent.No, as soon as it was released, it began to struggle and scream angrily, as if it wanted to eat Su Jing raw.
"Looking at you, you have also suffered a lot. Would you like to consider my proposal to be my mount?" Su Jing said.
"Hey..." The octopus's answer was very simple, it opened its mouth suddenly, and rushed out with a mouthful of ink. Both Su Jing and Fighting Wolf were prepared and jumped away in time, but the large area of the ground turned black again, leaving Su Jing speechless.
"It's really a toast and you don't eat fine wine. It seems that you have to suffer more. In the next few days, you don't even want to eat." Su Jing sneered, and put the octopus back into the spirit beast bag. Even if it is a little weak now, it is still difficult to mentally tame it.However, if you don't starve something for a period of time, it will always make it mentally decadent to the point where it can be tamed.
If he died of starvation, there was nothing he could do. After all, apart from taming this octopus, he could only kill it, and never release it.To release it is definitely not an act of mercy, but to make fun of other people's lives, which is a crime.
This is like a news report some time ago, saying that a group of city people released many rats in the countryside, as if they had a heart of a Buddha. As a result, several nearby villages were plagued by rats, a large area of crops was destroyed, and the name of the village was miserable. Those who have no other income may go hungry for a year.If those city people were really kind, they would have the guts to keep those rats in their own homes.
Moreover, this giant octopus will not only harm others, but may also come back to take revenge on itself and its family after recovering from its injuries.Therefore, there can be no kindness to it, and since it refuses to obey, try it at the risk of starving it to death.
"I'm dizzy, I have to clean up again." Seeing the ink all over the floor, Su Jing gave a wry smile, he really shouldn't have let the octopus out.However, his heart suddenly moved. He was busy cleaning before, so he forgot to test the effect of this ink.Although I experienced it last time, it seems that there is only a little paralysis effect, but this is on land, and octopuses usually live in the sea, and there may be other effects in the sea.
Su Jing put a few fish in a small fish tank, then filled some of the ink on the ground, and poured it into the bathtub.As soon as the ink entered the fish tank, it spread out at an extremely fast speed, and immediately the water in the whole fish tank was pitch black.After a while, a few fish floated on the water, turning their bellies.Su Jing moved a few fish, and found that they were not dead, but they were dying. There was a lot of turbidity in the water, which seemed to be vomited out by a few fish.
"Both Dou Lang and I got a lot of this ink, but it only has a paralyzing effect. Could it be that we have to drink it to have an obvious effect? Or, it's just very effective on fish?" Su Jing thought, and called The little raccoon, Ari, went to catch a few mice and came back. First, he gave one of the mice a needle, dripped a drop of blood on the longevity card, and then fed the mouse a little ink.
The next moment, the mouse's abdomen twitched, its expression twisted, it shook its head wildly, pawed its mouth with its feet, and chirped, "It's so unpalatable, it's so unpalatable!" Then, the mouse arched its body, and opened its mouth to spit out a lot of messy things. After spitting out a lot of things for 3 minutes, I finally stopped.It wasn't dead, but it was completely exhausted and dying.
"It's unpalatable? Mice also find it unpalatable?" Su Jing was stunned. He put a few fish in another clean water tank, and put the mice in a clean place. After waiting for a long time, he found that they gradually came to life. He regained a bit of strength, but he looked like he was recovering from a serious illness. The few fish might not be too obvious, and the mouse had lost a lot of weight.
"It seems that this ink is not very poisonous, but it tastes terrible, which makes fish and mice unbearable. However, the mice that live in sewers and garbage dumps and can eat almost anything are disgusting like this. How bad is the taste? You can imagine how scary it is." Su Jing suddenly thought of cuttlefish juice, in a certain episode of Running Man, Running Man and the guests drank cuttlefish juice as punishment, and all of them had distorted expressions after drinking it.This octopus comes from the time-changing stars. The enemies it has to face are much more terrifying. It is estimated that the ink used for defense has a much more terrifying taste.
"How terrible is it, why don't you try it?" Su Jing hesitated, and decided to try it, but he didn't try it with his own body, but released a tamed white mouse from the spirit animal bag. The reason for taming mice is that they are quite useful, and they are kept for emergencies. Of course, domesticated mice are much better than just catching them casually.But after all, it has been domesticated and it took a lot of effort, so unless it is necessary, it is generally not used for experiments, and it will be a waste if it is poisoned to death.
Su Jing releases the mental power, invades the brain of the white mouse, concentrates, and enters the state of complete control. Only animals that have been fed monster meat or jade tooth fish, hypnotized and entered the crystal meditation can do this.In this state, he can manipulate animals and also directly experience all of the animal's senses.He controlled the white mouse and lowered his head to lick a little ink.
The next moment, he regretted it. There is a saying that curiosity killed the cat, and there is a saying that if you don't die, you won't die.An indescribable extremely irritating and disgusting taste spread from the tongue, and the mouse under his control suddenly contorted its expression and had abdominal convulsions.
Su Jing quickly withdrew the mental power from the mouse's brain, although strictly speaking, after withdrawing from the white mouse, he could not feel the taste of ink, after all, his own tongue did not touch it.However, that disgusting and stimulating feeling was still deeply imprinted in his memory, in his taste center, in his brain, and he couldn't resist rinsing with water for a long time.
But the white mouse had already vomited so badly that it vomited up everything in its stomach. After vomiting for a while, it finally stopped, paralyzed on the ground, motionless.After a long time, it gradually recovered. Although it looked miserable, it didn't seem to have caused any side effects, it just tasted terrible.
"This smell can't be described in words. How can there be such an unpalatable smell in this world? It's terrible. By the way, if this ink is used to spray attacks, it is simply a super anti-wolf spray." Su Jing Suddenly he laughed, and he did it when he thought of it. He searched online and bought some materials suitable for atomization and some small spray cans. After some experiments and blending, he made a few cans of ink spray.
This ink spray is the same as the general anti-wolf spray (pepper pure extract, mustard extract and other natural strong irritating substances), it has no organic side effects on the human body, but the effect is much more violent.Ordinary anti-wolf sprays just make people cry and sneeze, but this ink spray will definitely make people incapacitated directly.
Chapter 389 For the first time, I developed sympathy for perverts
After making the anti-wolf spray, Su Jing released the octopus again and tortured it. When it spit out ink, he used mental power to control the bucket to pick it up. He took most of the bucket and exhausted the octopus to death. When it couldn't spray out, it stopped.
With so much ink, even if the octopus died, it wouldn't be such a pity.Moreover, after this tossing, the octopus probably won't be able to last for a few more days, and it will become mentally weak and easy to mentally tame the beast.
"Unfortunately, this is obviously an octopus, and it's obviously a monster. I cooked a tentacle and tasted it the day before yesterday, but the taste was extremely unpalatable, just like the tentacle of the king squid, and it has no effect. Otherwise, it can be used for raising Cut off a tentacle to eat after a while, and it looks like it will grow back anyway." Su Jing muttered to himself, letting the octopus, which was panting aside and could no longer spit out ink, tremble a bit, and the corners of its mouth twitched in panic. Looking at Su Jing intently, he wondered whether this person in front of him was a human being or a demon?
Su Jing ignored the octopus's expression, sealed most of the bucket of ink and put it in the storage bag, and then put the octopus into the spirit beast bag.Then, the messy first floor was cleaned up.
When he walked up to the second floor, he heard the door opening of the courtyard. Now his senses are far superior to ordinary people, and his hearing is more than three times that of ordinary people, and he can hear very small voices.Therefore, you have to control it well at ordinary times, and don't listen to it if you have nothing to do, or you will have a nervous breakdown.
At the same time, two parrots flew over and shouted happily: "My sister is back, my sister is back."
"It's my younger sister, not your younger sister. You are going to ask the young lady to come back." Su Jing said with a smile, and then remembered that today is Sunday again. Recently, my younger sister has come back more and more frequently, and her taste is a bit spoiled by herself. .
"And Tang Xiaoyu."
"There is also a little boy."
The two parrots shouted again, Su Jing was a little bit dumbfounded, these two guys are really very good at learning, I have never taught them to be called Xiaobailian, where did I learn it?However, hearing Tang Xiaoyu also came, Su Jing couldn't help but feel a little headache.
Su Jing went to the window and looked, only to see that the door had been opened, and Su Ya naturally brought the key.However, they didn't come in, Tang Xiaoyu didn't seem to want that "little boy" to follow in, in the middle of the dispute.
"Huh? That little white face looks familiar, where did you see it?" Su Jing thought about it carefully, and finally remembered that that day, he had just learned the cooking skills of Manghuangji Time and Space, and was cooking at Zhenhong Seafood Restaurant. The fat middle-aged man and a thin young man ate too much and packed a portion at the end. Now they are standing at the door with a handsome face, that is the thin young man that day.
"This is too coincidental." Su Jing thought, went downstairs and walked to the gate of the courtyard.
"Brother." Su Ya saw Su Jing coming, pointed to Tang Xiaoyu and the thin young man, and cast a look of help.
"Why are you following me all the time, are you annoying?" Tang Xiaoyu looked anxious and annoyed.
"Xiaoyu, don't say that, we are childhood sweethearts." The skinny young man insisted.
"My childhood sweetheart, I just met a few times when the Wang family and the Tang family got together when I was young. I heard that something big happened to your Wang family recently, and many business secrets were stolen. There was a lot of trouble. You don't worry about your Wang family, but come here Annoying me, I really have enough time." Tang Xiaoyu said impatiently, seeing Su Jing, his eyes lit up immediately, and he changed into a well-behaved look, showing a sweet smile, "Brother Jing, long time no see."
Su Jing was speechless for a while, this little girl changed her face really quickly, she made it clear that she was using herself as a shield, because she was her sister's girlfriend, Su Jing didn't care about her.However, thinking about what Tang Xiaoyu said just now, I got two pieces of information from her words.One is that this skinny young man is from the Wang family, so it may not be a coincidence that he came to Zhenhong Seafood Restaurant that time, but to investigate the enemy's culinary skills.The second is that something happened to the Wang family, and there was a lot of turmoil. For one of the five major families in Zhongyun City, this kind of thing is very rare. I'm afraid something happened.
Of course, Su Jing just kept an eye out, planning to go back and find out, so as not to affect herself.It is absolutely not the idea to take care of it, Su Jing doesn't care whether the Wang family in Zhongyun City is dead or alive.
"Hey, it's you." When the thin young man saw Su Jing, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious. This bastard, the Wang family is planning to match Sister Yan with him, and he has such a close relationship with the girl he likes .However, he finally had some brains, suppressed his anger, did nothing to Su Jing, grabbed Tang Xiaoyu and said, "Let's go, let's talk somewhere else."
"The ghost is talking to you, let go." After all, Tang Xiaoyu is weak, and even if he tried hard to shake him off, he couldn't shake off the thin young man.
"Brother, look..." Su Ya asked Su Jing for help. If the thin young man didn't do anything, it would be fine, but seeing her best friend being dragged like this, she couldn't ignore it. If Su Jing wasn't around, she could only go up and help by herself .
"Brother Jing." Tang Xiaoyu looked back at Su Jing, looking pitiful and aggrieved for help. Firstly, she felt a little hurt from being caught, and secondly, she was very afraid that Su Jing might misunderstand her relationship with the thin young man.
"Do it yourself, this is anti-wolf spray." Su Jing took out a small can, threw it over, and landed on Tang Xiaoyu in a perfect parabola, and said at the same time, "However, don't spray too much..."
Before he finished speaking, Tang Xiaoyu had already caught the spray can, and sprayed non-stop on the thin young man's face.I really can't see that her little hand has so much strength, she almost wants to spray out the whole can of ink spray in one breath.
"Xiaoyu, what are you doing?" The thin young man took two steps back to avoid it, but Tang Xiaoyu chased after him and sprayed it twice, so he inhaled a lot, and then, a stimulating and disgusting smell spread throughout his taste nerves .
"Bah bah, ah, what the hell, vomit..." The thin young man's expression was contorted to the extreme, and he vomited heart-piercingly, crying.In his whole life, he had never smelled such a terrible thing. This smell... can't be described in words.
"Uh... vomit... vomit..." The skinny young man lay on the ground, vomited so badly, his face flushed with pain, he raised his head and pointed at the spray can, and then pointed at Su Jing, with an angry expression on his face, wanting to say something, but still Without saying a word, the words turned into endless retching.
"This anti-wolf spray is so powerful?" Tang Xiaoyu was a little frightened by the situation of the thin young man, and looked down at the spray can in his hand. When did the anti-wolf spray improve to this point?However, looking at the extremely distorted appearance of the thin young man, Tang Xiaoyu and Su Ya felt sympathy for this kind of apprentice for the first time, how pitiful he is.
Chapter 3 Ninety Pets Live
"Wang Yu, you...are you alright?" Tang Xiaoyu lamented the power of the anti-wolf spray, and at the same time worried about the thin young man. Although he hated him, he couldn't kill him. After all, he didn't have any deep hatred.Looking at him like this, he almost vomited his internal organs.So, he went up and asked with concern.
"Don't... vomit... don't come here... vomit..." When the thin young man Wang Yu saw Tang Xiaoyu approaching with the spray, he immediately showed panic, scrambled and scrambled in fright, and ran away.That terrible smell made him feel that the whole world was full of malice towards him.
"Brother, what kind of spray is that, it won't vomit to death." Su Ya looked worried.
"No, it will be fine after a while, but I don't need to spray so much, so I don't have time to say." Su Jing said, a little speechless to Tang Xiaoyu, even if it is an ordinary anti-wolf spray, it doesn't need to spray so much.Still chasing others to spray, you are preventing wolves, or killing cockroaches.
Seeing Wang Yu's miserable appearance, Su Jing sighed with emotion at the effect of the anti-wolf spray. At the same time, she couldn't help feeling a little bit of sympathy for Wang Yu. She went to the house and got a glass of water, and rinsed Wang Yu's mouth. After a while, Wang Yu stopped. Vomiting, feeling of nausea and regurgitation has been weakened.
"You...what the hell did you give Xiaoyu?" Wang Yu glared at Su Jing angrily, and finally had the strength to speak.I wondered what this guy did, that there is such a disgusting and exciting smell in this world.
"If you don't want to be sprayed again, just get out and clean up your vomit." Seeing that Wang Yu was fine, Tang Xiaoyu put away her sympathy and shook the spray can in her hand. Staggering, he hurried to the car to find tools to clean up his vomit.Both Su Ya and Su Jing couldn't help shaking their heads, this girl Tang Xiaoyu is simply a devil.
After cleaning it up, Wang Yu drove away in a hurry. Even with the peerless beauty in front of him, he didn't have any thoughts. He just wanted to escape as soon as possible from the smell that he would never forget for the rest of his life.
"Brother Jing, this spray is really useful, where did you buy it?" Seeing Wang Yu leaving in such a dismal manner, Tang Xiaoyu was overjoyed, and asked Su Jing, looking at her expression, it seemed as if she wanted to go back and buy a dozen go back and play.
"I didn't buy it, I made it myself." Su Jing said.
"I made it myself, what did I use to make it?" Suya asked curiously.
"Don't worry about it, it's just something dirty." Su Jing said.
"Brother Jing, can you give me this bottle of spray for self-defense?" Tang Xiaoyu put on an obedient look.
"Okay, but it can't be used indiscriminately. It's okay to use it to guard against wolves." Su Jing said.
"Thank you, Brother Jing." Tang Xiaoyu giggled, and put the spray can into the bag.
Su Jing thought about it, and gave her sister a bottle later, and asked her to carry it with her body. Beautiful girls still have to be on guard when they go out.
While talking, the three of them walked into the courtyard, Tang Xiaoyu's driver drove in, and Su Jing closed the courtyard door smoothly.Seeing the environment of the courtyard, Tang Xiaoyu couldn't help being surprised and admiring. After not coming for a while, the courtyard has completely changed, becoming so fresh and elegant, and so artistic.
However, she still prefers all kinds of animals, so she quickly runs after all kinds of pets.Those who couldn't be caught were called Su Ya. As Su Ya was the hostess, the pets were always on call.Of course, fighting wolves and golden eagles are excluded, they depend on the mood.
"Brother Jing, don't you mind if I use the little raccoon to broadcast live?" Tang Xiaoyu who went up to the fourth floor and teased the little raccoon suddenly said.
"Are you guys still playing live streaming?" Su Jing was taken aback. Although there was no malice towards the live streaming itself, but in the current live streaming environment, there are too many girls making gestures, and there is no lower limit. If my younger sister plays this, she naturally has to be careful.Besides, she is still in school, playing some live broadcast.
"I don't play." Su Ya waved her hand.
"I don't play much, I just play casually." Tang Xiaoyu replied.
Su Jing thinks about it too. My younger sister has never cared much about money and other material comforts. I put 100 million into her card, but she basically doesn't use it. It is a bit redundant to worry that she will show her head to make money from the live broadcast.If you occasionally sing and sing live for entertainment, that's fine.As for Tang Xiaoyu, since she was a child, she was well-clothed and well-fed, with an exaggerated amount of pocket money. The live broadcast was probably just for fun.
"There is a girl at school who became popular playing live broadcasts. A group of boys called her a goddess. I went to see her, and she was just good at making poses. The beauty is not very good, but the makeup is so thick that it looks like a ghost. What's the big deal? Pull it in front of me. If Xiaoli live broadcasts, her popularity will definitely kill her in seconds. Also, didn’t we take a photo and video of Xiaoli last time? Some people didn’t believe it and said we were fake. Let’s show them the live broadcast this time. I’m so envious They." Tang Xiaoyu giggled.
"You can play here if you want, but the little raccoon will not be taken away by you." Su Jing said, although the kitten is cute, it can't compare to the goddess in the heart of the otaku. What the otaku lacks is women, not pets.However, there are "goddesses" everywhere, but there is only one little raccoon in the world. It is really difficult for a single "goddess" to compare with the little raccoon in terms of popularity.
"Thank you, Brother Jing." Tang Xiaoyu said happily. She went back downstairs, took out her laptop from the car, moved it upstairs, and then started a live broadcast in a study room. Su Ya was not in the camera, and she was ready to cooperate.
It is true that Tang Xiaoyu seldom plays live broadcasts, but after all, she is pretty and has enough capital, so her popularity is quite high. After opening the Shark live broadcast, hundreds of people came in to watch it, and the number is still rising rapidly.
"Xiaoyu, you haven't shown up for a long time."
"Extraordinary, Xiaoyu has appeared, please inform each other."
"500 fish balls to go."
"1000 fish balls to go."
"Hey, Xiaoyu, the cat you are holding is so cute and beautiful, is it your family?"
"Hello everyone." Tang Xiaoyu spoke, and the sweet voice made many otaku who were watching the live broadcast tremble, "Every time I broadcast live, there is a theme, and today's theme is this cat."
"What a beautiful cat."
"Pretty plus one."
"Pretty plus two."
"Why do I think that cat looks so familiar?"
"Indeed, I seem to have seen it somewhere."
"I remember now, it can't be the little raccoon dog in "The God Dog", right?"
"Why is Xiaoyu in Xiaoyu's house? Could it be yours?"
"I heard that it can play the piano. I don't know if it's true or not?"
"It was filmed in a TV series, how could it be possible to really play it."
"But I saw other videos of playing the electronic piano on the Internet."
"Stupid, I don't know if there is post-production. The TV series is made for publicity."
"That's right, for example, in the sci-fi blockbuster Avengers, those heroes are just doing actions on the street, and those shocking scenes are all post-production. The little raccoon can put an electronic piano under its feet in the later stage by doing a few random actions. With music."
"You're awesome, for such a real post-production for a kitten here, when did our domestic technology become so powerful, it's really gratifying."
The barrage almost covered the entire screen, everyone was arguing endlessly, Tang Xiaoyu was not in a hurry at all, and looked calm, and when everyone was arguing almost, he smiled and said: "This kitten is indeed "The God Dog". The one in ", as for whether it can play the piano, hearing is believing, seeing is believing, we will wait and see."
As he said that, he placed the electronic organ on the table, and then put the little raccoon in front of the electronic organ.
Chapter 391
The little raccoon was squatting in front of the electronic piano, with its two front paws gracefully pressing on the keys of the electronic piano. Suddenly, a beautiful piece of music played. This is a very classic foreign song "500miles", which is also Su Jing's favorite recently. One of the songs I listened to.The melody is beautiful, natural and fresh, and at the same time full of philosophy. It has been sung by people for decades and lasts for a long time.
If it is said that in the past, Xiaoli could only play simple melodies, even intermittently, without aesthetic feeling at all.However, as long as a cat can play a simple melody, it is enough to shock people.So now, what the little raccoon plays is a beautiful piece of music:
If you miss the train I'mon
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