Not to mention, Cheng Yaojin's judgment is really right.After passing the front door, it is really Wu Jun's war room.Not to mention Cheng Pu, where a large number of generals of Wu Jun usually deal with military affairs.The reason why this hut is on the side of the warehouse is mainly to ensure that it is clean and free from peculiar smells.
Cheng Yaojin thought for a moment, and wanted to go to the compound over there to take a look, but he would definitely not be able to enter where the dozen or so soldiers were guarding.
In this courtyard, there are all middle and high-level generals of Wu Jun. Cheng Yaojin is wearing the armor of Wu Jun's small school.
Cheng Yaojin looked around and found that the wall of this hut was not too high, he said that he could not climb over the wall from the hut.
Thinking of this, Lao Cheng strode towards Wu Jun's hut.Needless to say, this general's hut is unusual, it is actually a single room.The small latrines are separated by partitions.
After Cheng Yaojin chose a latrine he liked, he planned to climb over the wall from here.
"Puff! Puff!"
These two familiar voices sounded, which made Cheng Yaojin feel a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
As we all know, whether it's shit or pee, he is contagious.That is, you probably didn't want to shit and pee.But if someone calls you, maybe you will feel it too.
Now Cheng Yaojin feels this way, originally he had no intention of shitting, but after hearing the voice from the next door, Cheng Yaojin also felt this way.
"Anyway, I won't check for a while, let me be comfortable first." Cheng Yaojin thought, and also squatted down.
"Puff! Puff! Puff!"
Cheng Yaojin squatted down, come on, the sound was louder than the one next door, and the movement was like a Chinese New Year kick.
After Cheng Yaojin was done, his face turned green.He sees people shitting and his ass itch.This is good, he didn't bring paper with him.
These days, if ordinary people, after they poop, they basically scrape with wood chips, bamboo chips, etc., which are called toilet chopsticks.After scraping with this thing, put it in water and stir it. After washing it, it can be recycled.
Presumably, the title of shit stirrer is probably passed down like this.
However, this is the usage of ordinary people. The rich and officials generally use straw paper. If it is higher, for example, the emperor uses silk.
This hut is for the generals, and there is no "shit stirring stick" at all. Whoever solves the problem usually brings their own paper.Now, Cheng Yaojin is a little confused.I was dazed for a long time, my ass was almost dry, and I didn't think of a good way.
Cheng Yaojin thought for a second, isn't there someone next door to me?I ask him to borrow some money and ask him to give me some money, so he can't see shit and give up, can he?
"Hey!"
"Man, I forgot to bring paper, borrow some paper." Cheng Yaojin shouted towards the next door.
The person next door was also very talkative, and after a while, he even gave Cheng Yaojin some toilet paper.
The two people in the latrine almost came out together after wiping their buttocks, and their eyes met.
Cheng Yaojin: "Cheng Pu?"
Cheng Pu: "Boy, you are so brave, you dare to get here."
At this time, it can be said that the enemy met, and they were extremely jealous.Cheng Pu knows that the old master Sun Jian was shot to death by Cheng Yaojin. At this time, there is really nowhere to find him. It is not a waste of effort. Now that Cheng Yaojin dares to get here, he must It's impossible to kill him.
Cheng Pu thought so, and so did Cheng Yaojin.What is he doing here? Isn't that just to find Cheng Pu?I was wondering where to find him, but I didn't expect to meet him here.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
As the saying goes, the brave wins when you meet on a narrow road, and the same is true when you meet in this hut.When the two met, they immediately started fighting.
However, the space in this hut is very small.Cheng Yao has a big golden arm and a round waist, he is in the middle of his life, so his strength is also great.After all, Cheng Pu is old, and his strength is not as strong as Cheng Yaojin.
However, Cheng Yaojin is a jerk, and he is much more proficient in this kind of naughty style of play than Cheng Pu.Not long after, Cheng Pu was given the upper hand by Cheng Yaojin.
"Come on!"
As soon as Cheng Pu yelled, Cheng Yaojin's lucky buff took effect again. Cheng Pu slipped and fell down by himself and passed out.
When Cheng Pu yelled, there happened to be a general at the door. Hearing Cheng Pu's voice, he hurried to the hut.
Cheng Yaojin was supporting Cheng Pu to go out, when he bumped into this man head-on.Cheng Yaojin's heart tightened, and he rolled his eyes. Before the man could speak, he said, "Old General Cheng fell, please give him a hand."
When Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth, this person didn't think too much, and hurried over to help Cheng Pu.
"and many more!"
"Who are you? Why haven't I seen you?" Pianjiang glanced at Cheng Yaojin and asked in doubt.
"Come on, let me sleep for a while too!" Cheng Yaojin elbowed this man on the neck.
At this time, the general was supporting Cheng Pu, and he was powerless to fight back.
Cheng Yaojin supported Cheng Pu just as he was about to go out, he looked at the man on the ground, and then at Cheng Pu.I thought, if I help Cheng Pu out like this, then others will know who it is when they see Cheng Pu's armor.If that's the case, I'm afraid it's not easy to go out.
Thinking of this, Cheng Yaojin took the armor off Cheng Pu's body, and put the unconscious general's armor on Cheng Pu.In this way, if you go outside, the goal will be much smaller.
After Cheng Yaojin dragged the unconscious general into the latrine, he helped Cheng Pu and walked outside.At this time, the sky was already hazy, Cheng Yaojin had to take Cheng Pu out before dawn.At this time, there is no time to care about those brothers who are doing coolies.
Going outside is much easier than going in.After leaving the alley without any danger, the street was full of soldiers coming and going, no one cared about Cheng Yaojin at all.
Not long after Cheng Yaojin left the alley, the generals of the Wu Army in the combat room were a little puzzled, why did Old General Cheng go to a hut, did he fall into it or something, and why he didn't come back.
Chapter 4 Zero Six went there
Wu Jun, War Room.
Where are these deputy generals and partial generals of the Wu army waiting for Cheng Pu to give orders?There is a row of messengers standing at the door, at first glance, it looks like a restaurant welcoming guests.
The generals thought to themselves, why didn't old general Cheng Pu come back from the last hut, maybe he fell into it or something.It won't work if it falls inside, then we have to fish it!
Not to mention falling into a hut, even falling into the sea should be fished out.Now, Zhou Yu returned to Moling to recuperate from his illness, and Zhuge Liang set up a gossip array in the rear, and Cheng Pu was the master of the front line.
If the Wu army did not have Cheng Pu, it would be like a group of dragons without a leader, so there would be no need to fight this battle at all, and just count twenty votes.
"Come on, let's go to the hut and have a look. Is something wrong with Old General Cheng Pu?" A deputy general of the Wu army ordered to the soldiers guarding the door.
How can I go to this hut for so long? According to the observers, there is no such thing as a flush toilet in this year. The smell of this hut is not good.
Cheng Pu's time in the hut was not short, and the generals and lieutenants in the room couldn't wait any longer, so they had to send someone to look for Cheng Pu in the hut.
"Old General Cheng! Old General Cheng!"
The soldier who was in charge of looking for Cheng Pu entered the hut and shouted softly.After shouting for a long time, no one in the hut insisted that no one agreed.
"Look!"
At this time, a person shouted softly, and saw a naked man lying on his stomach in a hut.
All the soldiers quickly turned the man over, and everyone saw that this was not the old general Cheng Pu.
A group of people hurriedly searched, and found the armor of General Cheng Pu in the latrine next door.
At this time, everyone was a fool, and they knew that something must have happened to Cheng Pu.
"Something happened! Something big!"
"Old General Cheng is missing, Old General Cheng is missing." The soldier trotted all the way towards the war room. Hearing this, the group of Wu army generals in the war room were shocked.
The old general Cheng Pu disappeared, which is okay, the sky of Wu Jun has fallen.
All the generals didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly followed the soldier to the hut.
"Shh!"
After waking up the comatose man in the hut with a basin of cold water, dozens of Wu army generals surrounded the city, staring at the naked man in front of him with big eyes.
General Wu Jun, who was in a coma, woke up in a daze, and what caught his eyes was a circle of dozens of big heads.Immediately, his crotch felt chilly again, and when he looked down, he realized that his feelings had been stripped.
With a scream, General Wu Jun stretched out his hand to cover his face.Don't mention it, this person is quite smart, knowing the correct answer is a shame.
Now the front is also exposed, and the back is also exposed. This person only has one hand, and if he blocks the front, he cannot block the back, and if he blocks the back, he cannot block the front.Therefore, this face blocking is the most correct.
"Mr. Wu, don't get in the way, everyone knows it's you."
"Old General Cheng is lost, what's going on?" asked the impatient General Wu Jun.
"what?"
"General Cheng lost?" Hearing this, the bare-bottomed general named Wu Laosan was also anxious, and at this moment he didn't care to cover it up.
"This is what happened. When I went to the latrine, I just heard the old general Cheng Pu shouting inside. Then I ran in anxiously, and I happened to see a small school of ours, holding the old general Cheng Pu Go outside."
"I asked him what was going on, and he said that General Cheng had fallen in the hut and asked me to help him up. Who knew that just as I started to help him, he was knocked unconscious by my elbow. . " The Wu Jun general named Wu Laosan narrated.
This section of his narration did not include the section where Cheng Yaojin stripped his clothes and changed Cheng Pu's.The main reason was that when Cheng Yaojin stripped his clothes, he had already passed out, and he didn't even know how he became naked.
"Damn it, Qin Jun's method is really nasty. Someone sneaked in here and took old General Cheng Pu away." Another Wu Jun general said, and he asked again Said: "Wu Laosan, how big is this thing?"
Wu Laosan looked at the sun, hesitated for a moment, and said, "It's not a big meeting, it's only two or three sticks of incense time at most."
"Quickly, block the passages in the city, and take people to find them quickly. No matter what, we can't let Qin Jun's people take Old General Cheng out." General Wu Jun ordered.
As soon as General Cheng Pu disappeared, everyone panicked.I also don't care if the news of this matter will disturb the morale of the army. At this time, I can't control so much. It is the top priority to mobilize all the forces to find old general Cheng Pu.
Wu Jun's warehouse, the brothers who came in with Cheng Yaojin, are also wondering at this moment.Cheng Yaojin went to a hut, why hasn't he come back yet?
"Old General Cheng was kidnapped by the Qin army's secret agents. Stop working for a while, and hurry to find Old General Cheng!"
The warehouse is the closest to the war room, so the order to find Cheng Pu was sent here immediately.
After hearing the news, these subordinates of Cheng Yaojin looked at each other and immediately understood.This must be Cheng Yaojin's success, so he ignored them and left with Cheng Pu first.
Upon hearing the news that Cheng Pu had been kidnapped, these Wu army soldiers panicked one by one, put down their work and began to search around.These people under Cheng Yaojin were also among the Wu army.They seemed to be looking for Cheng Pu, but they were actually looking for an opportunity to slip away.
As soon as the news of Cheng Pu's disappearance spread, half of Chanling City controlled by Soochow Wu was staged a good show that Cheng Pu had gone there.
The streets and alleys are full of Wu army officers and soldiers searching everywhere, and the more they go out, the more rigorous the investigation is.Especially the place that is about to leave the city, it can be said that there is a sentry post every [-] meters.
"We want to get out, I'm afraid it won't be so easy?" The brothers who came in with Cheng Yaojin whispered and discussed the escape plan.
It's just that, now that Cheng Yaojin made such a fuss, it's easy for them to come in and difficult to get out.Speaking of them, they have dozens of people and their goals are relatively big. It is impossible to go out at this critical time.
"Damn it, since we can't get out, let's make a fuss in the city." Cheng Yaojin's lieutenant general slapped his thigh fiercely and said.
After all, this is Cheng Yaojin's subordinate. He learned nothing else from Cheng Yaojin, but just learned to be stupid and bold.The Qin army officers and soldiers thought together and thought that they would not be able to get out anyway.And at this time, Wu Jun was looking for Cheng Pu.
These Wu troops were relatively scattered, so they might as well stay in the city and specifically attack and kill the scattered Wu army's middle and lower-level officers.
Kill one to keep your capital, kill two to earn one, and kill three to earn a pair.
Chapter 4 and Seven
The Qin army on the front line was attacking the defensive positions built by the Wu army. Now that Cheng Pu was taken away, the brothers under Cheng Yaojin also started to make trouble in the city.For a time, the Soochow army could be said to be suffering from internal and external troubles.
Cheng Pu was taken away, and Wu Jun's command organization was completely messed up.The commanders on the front line have not received orders for a long time, and they are commanding operations entirely by acting on the spot.
For such large-scale group operations, a general command is very important.Because the commander on the front line, he only knows the defense situation of the small area under his command, and he knows nothing about the situation of the surrounding friendly forces.
Therefore, a general commander is needed to conduct on-the-spot dispatch and command.Now that Cheng Pu has been taken away, the person who commanded and mobilized the overall situation on the spot is gone.Wu Jun on the front line is also in a mess now.
The command on the front line is unstable, many of the well-built positions have been lost to the Qin army, and now the rear is performing a large-scale melodrama, and Cheng Pu is going there. It will be a matter of time before the Wu army is defeated.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin had already brought Cheng Pu to the edge of the Wu army's defense depth, but the front was the Wu army's position, and it was obviously not so easy for Cheng Yaojin to cross the Wu army's position.
Cheng Yaojin is a reckless man, he didn't care so much.Looking at Wu Jun who was fighting Qin Jun in front of him, Cheng Yaojin's heart froze, and he thought, I have prayed for 36 prayers, can my old Cheng be so shivering?
Thinking of this, Cheng Yaojin carried Cheng Pu on his shoulders, tied Cheng Pu around his body with a belt, and then moved towards the Wu army's position from behind.
Cheng Yaojin thought this way, he thought that I would touch your position first, and then suddenly explode, killing you by surprise, then I can kill you and go out.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The drums on the front line were beating loudly, and the two sides started to watch the confrontation. At this time, the soldiers of both sides were fully immersed in the battle.
It wasn't until Cheng Yaojin carried Cheng Pu into the Wu army's position that the Wu army officers and soldiers noticed Cheng Yaojin.Of course, it is also mainly because Cheng Yaojin is still fighting on the battlefield with his own body on his back, he is really eye-catching.
"Stop that man, he is carrying old General Cheng Pu."
"Don't shoot arrows, don't hurt the old general Cheng." Wu Jun general shouted, motioning his soldiers to stop Cheng Yaojin.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin was very nervous, sweating all over his body.Now, with Cheng Pu on his back, he fell into the army of Wu Jun.If one is not good, let alone kill it, if it is not good, you have to get in.
At the same time, the Qin army also saw Cheng Yaojin, and the Qin general led by Naihe organized several attacks, but they failed to break through the Wu army's defense.If you can't kill Qin Jun's approach, how can you save Cheng Yaojin.
At this time, there was another person in front of him, it was Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong.Zhao Yun waited for his soldiers, wearing the armor of the Wu army, to break through the defense of the Wu army, and then carry out the special task assigned to him by Chen Qingzhi.
At this time, seeing Cheng Yaojin trapped in the Wu army, how could Zhao Yun stand by and watch.He got on his horse and went to rescue Cheng Yaojin.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Zhao Yun's lieutenant grabbed him and said to him, "General Zhao, we have a mission, so don't let it go lightly!"
Zhao Yun frowned, and said: "The general is away, and the military order is not acceptable. At this time, I am going to ask the commander-in-chief, and the life of Brother Jin will be thrown here."
"I'm going to rescue Brother Yaojin alone, and you are still waiting for an opportunity to infiltrate. Once the defense line is broken, you follow the predetermined route first, and I will hurry up and catch up."
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