Tomb Raider: I accept Fatty Hu as my younger brother at the beginning

How will Fat Master mess around in the team in the future!

Shirley Yang didn't believe it, she affirmed: "You are absolutely scared!"

The fat man shook his head and defended, "I'm really not afraid!"

"When a person strongly denies that he is afraid, then he must be afraid. Double negation equals affirmation!"

Shirley Yang's words directly stumped the fat man!

"You, you are talking heresy!"

Facing such a powerful offensive, Fatty resisted with difficulty.

"When a person can't argue with the other party's point of view, he will say that the other party is heresy..."

Shirley Yang hasn't finished yet.

The fat man interrupted directly, raising his hands in surrender: "I won't say anything!"

"Master Zhou, Chief of Staff Yang is bullying!"

Aggrieved, the fat man came to Zhou Xun's side and began to report.

Zhou Xun looked at the aggrieved fat man, smiled and said: "It's okay, you just get used to it in the future!"

puff!

These words were like a sharp arrow, stabbing firmly into Fatty's heart.

The fat man suddenly felt a pain in his heart, and he couldn't help reaching out to cover his heart.

The one who was injured again came to see Lao Hu, and said aggrievedly, "Old Hu!"

"roll!"

"okay!"

Feeling the powerful firepower, the fat man quickly stepped aside.

Shirley Yang, who had just defeated Fatty, also looked back.

At this time, she also felt that there seemed to be something behind her!

Looking at the calm water, the strange feeling became more and more obvious.

Zhou Xun looked back at the nervous fat man and Shirley Yang, who was looking around, and said, "Don't look, hurry up, there must be something in the water, let's go ashore first!"

"Old Zhou, what's in the water?"

Shirley Yang asked as she walked.

Zhou Xun shook his head and said: "I don't know, don't worry, no matter what, the four of us are together, there is nothing to be afraid of!"

When Shirley Yang heard this, she was immediately relieved.

Hearing these words, he raised his spirits, a Faqiu Zhonglang will bring three Mojin captains to the grave, there is nothing to be afraid of.

This is all scary, so the other Tu Fuzi will not be able to survive!

The fat man came to Zhou Xun again and asked, "Master Zhou, are you saying there will be water ghosts in the river?"

"Look, it's gloomy here, it must be full of yin, and it must be normal to have water ghosts?"

Fatty said with the knowledge that Zhou Xun said before.

Zhou Xun heard about it and looked around, and it was really gloomy.

The sun has not been seen for thousands of years, so it is quite normal to have ghosts here.

Then I opened my sky eye and looked around and in the water... I really didn't find anything.

Zhou Xun said truthfully: "I just saw it. There may be other things here, but there are absolutely no water ghosts. It stands to reason that it is normal for there to be water ghosts here. After all, they have been nourished by Yin Qi for thousands of years. It seems that this is also true. I have offered the king's methods, this person's methods are indeed extraordinary!"

The fat man said casually: "Yeah, how dare you arrange for yourself to become a fairy after death if you don't have any means!"

Zhou Xundao: "Through this journey, you can see that this King Xian has great ambitions, but in the final analysis, it is Muchen Bead who gives him confidence, and Muchen Bead is the eye of the snake god. There are indeed some magical places. This King Xian It's normal for Muchen Bead's unexplainable miraculous abilities to be regarded as divine weapons with infinite power."

The fat man said: "So, Lord Zhou, you mean that this Muchen Bead is here, and it didn't run away?" Zhou Xun nodded and said, "That's right! That's right, Fatty, you will draw inferences from one instance!"

Xueli Yang said: "If there is no Muchen Bead, no matter how much Xian Wang knows Feng Shui, he should not have the confidence to become a fairy after death. Now that the layout is arranged, it shows that he has some confidence." The four chatted While walking, pass through a hole, the space here is much larger than the one just now.

The fat man looked ahead and said, "Master Zhou, Lao Hu, Chief of Staff Yang, have you seen this hole is big enough!"

4.0 Old Hu suddenly thought of something, and said, "Hey, do you think the shape of this hole is like a big upside-down gourd?"

"Big gourd?" The fat man asked in confusion.

Zhou Xundao: "That's right, the pattern here is exactly the same as that in the gourd!"

Old Hu said: "The entrance just now should be the mouth of the gourd. The space is narrow. After passing the lake, it may be the small belly of the gourd. Further forward, it is the big belly of the gourd. The hole behind us may be the waist of the gourd. The fat man looked back and said, "Don't tell me, you really look like a gourd!"

Xueli Yang said: "I'm just wondering why the kid in the mountain temple is holding a gourd in his hand, so that's the reason!"

Chapter 159 Such an Old Hu Fatty

Fatty felt uneasy, and said to Shirley Yang: "It doesn't matter if it's a gourd or a watermelon, let's slip over quickly, look at this road, we're still walking!" Zhou Xun said: "That's right, I feel that there is something in the water , go ashore first!" "Let's go!"

The four of them walked quickly to the shore.

10 minutes later!

The four finally landed.

This shore is different from ordinary shores. It is full of stones, and the shores are all made of stones.

On the shore, there are many rocks like rockery.

Shirley Yang shined the flashlight on the water and said, "What do you think this is?" The three of them looked towards the water.

I saw this slightly transparent corpse floating on the water.

The body is spherical.

Even the ribs of the upper body are clearly visible.

The fat man was startled when he saw the corpse, he quickly loaded the bullet and exclaimed, "I'm going, I've really fucked me!" Old Hu stopped him and said, "Fatty, this may be a dead float!" "Then why does it reflect light?" !" Fat 16 was puzzled.Shirley Yang wondered, "What is dead drift?"

Lao Hu explained: "It's a corpse floating in the water."

Shirley Yang looked at Si Piao and said, "This looks like a female corpse!"

The fat man came to Lao Hu and whispered: "Hey, it's still a naked female corpse!" Although the business was small, Zhou Xun still heard it.

I didn't expect you to be such a fat man!

Lao Hu looked at Shirley Yang and Zhou Xun and whispered to the fat man, "Why are you such a hooligan? You are full of corrupt bourgeois ideas." Zhou Xun noticed.

Although Lao Hu said this to Fatty, his eyes were fixed on the female corpse on the water.

Zhou Xun thought to himself: Well, it really is a brother, no wonder we can play together, I didn't expect you to be such an old Hu! "Why is there a corpse here? I don't even think it's been dead for a long time." Xue Liyang walked forward a few steps as she spoke, wanting to take a good look!

Old Hu said: "This hole is really evil. If there is something here, it will be enough for the four of us to drink a pot. Otherwise, check it out!" "Yes, the mountains and rivers can't stop our ambition , the clouds and the wind can't stand the eagle hitting the sky, Huaying Mountain..." The fat man became excited when he heard that he wanted to check.

However, before he finished speaking, Lao Hu interrupted: "Master Hua! The pot was thrown in the toilet, and bad words were flying around. What are you pretending to be? Tell me, do you just want to take a look at the naked corpse?" "Hey, you fat man, I'm... It seems like you don't want to look like me!"

Fatty refuted half a sentence in front of him, and then whispered in Lao Hu's ear.Lao Hu also said in a low voice: "Don't talk nonsense with me, go and have a look!"

Lao Hu can't help it, he is born with a lot of face, if there is no Xue Liyang, Lao Hu will hesitate, if there is no Xue Liyang and Zhou Xun, Lao Hu and Fatty will go and have a look!

For Lao Hu, he still has to save face when he is away from home. "Why!"

Seeing that Lao Hu let him go, the fat man quickly laughed wretchedly and walked towards the female corpse.

When Zhou Xun heard this, he thought to himself, he must find a wife for the two of them!

Otherwise, if it goes on like this, wouldn't it be perverted?

No, the fat man is already perverted now!

The fat man came to Shirley Yang's side and said, "Come on, let me see, let me see!"

The underlying meaning may be to say, what are you watching as a girl, besides, you have been watching for so long, you should let me see it....

Shirley Yang looked at Fatty blankly, wondering why Fatty was so excited.

Even if she was killed, the fat man was interested in corpses.

Watching Zhou Xun and Lao Hu approaching.

Shirley Yang stood up and asked, "Hey, what were you talking about just now?"

Old Hu's face was not red, he was not out of breath, and started talking nonsense in a serious manner: "Oh, check the enemy's situation!" Xue Liyang did not doubt that he was there.

"You say it's dead. If it's a thousand-year-old female corpse, how can it be preserved so well and not rotted at all?" Shirley Yang asked.

Lao Hu looked at the corpse and said solemnly: "It's really a bit strange."

Zhou Xundao: "I think this female corpse should have been treated by King Xian with turbidity. Either there is something wrong with this female corpse, or there is something wrong with this female corpse!"

There is something conceived in this body!

Zhou Xun was wondering if the fat man would be interested in this female corpse if he knew about it!

If you know and are still interested, then the fat man is basically hopeless!

"Hey, hey, look, does this woman look like that, that is, just the cold dish we ate, mixed with jellyfish?"

The fat man may be hungry. He was looking at the naked corpse, but now he looks at it as a dish!

Zhou Xun said: "Okay, fat man, just take a look, don't be tempted to take a bite, I don't think this thing is clean, be careful!"

Xueli Yang said: "Look at this stomach, it seems that there is something inside, it may have been dealt with by King Xian with a solo technique!"

Old Hu 787 said: "Really, this is about to give birth, or there are other creatures parasitized inside!"

"Oh, I'm going! This thing moved a bit"

The fat man saw his stomach move, and jumped up in fright!

Old Hu said: "Really, I saw it too!"

Shirley Yang said: "It's so strange!"

Old Hu said: "The things inside are alive!"

The fat man came to Zhou Xun's side and said, "Master Zhou, take a look with a professional eye. Is this thing worth money? If it's worth, let's get it back and have a look!"

Zhou Xundao: "You think too much, this female corpse must have been treated by King Xian with unique skills, and the contents in this stomach are likely to help King Xian guard the tomb. Why, do you want to take it back to help you guard the gate?"

The fat man said, "Can the things inside come out?"

Zhou Xundao: "The tomb of King Xian is here without any accidents. Do you think people will not buy a few things to guard the house, but only arrange means on the outside?"

Old Hu suggested: "I said, why don't we withdraw, one thing more is worse than one thing less, the most important thing is to find Muchen Bead!"

Zhou Xun pinched his fingers and said: "Let's retreat first, this place is dangerous, and the contents of this stomach are about to come out, there are quite a lot of female corpses!".

Chapter 160 Dangerous Fatty Wang

The four got up and evacuated.

Go straight along the road along the shore.

Sudden.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!"

The fat man stepped on a stone, and he fell straight down. During this period, the fat man unconsciously pulled the trigger a few times.

This can startle the three people walking in front.

The three turned around and looked at the fallen fat man.

Old Hu said angrily: "Well, your uncle, you scared me to death!" The fat man was very embarrassed and said: "~I, I..." "Bang!" Mistake again.

The three of them were startled again. "Fatty!" Xue Liyang shouted angrily.

It's okay to be scared, - it's not good to get out of the fire.

Only Zhou Xun Laohu, Shirley Yang and the three of them are lucky and fateful, otherwise - they will have to be shot.

Zhou Xundao: "Fatty, didn't you grow up in the army? When your instructor taught you to hold a gun, did you put your finger on the trigger?" "Or only taught you how to shoot a gun, but didn't teach you how to hold a gun? "This is what makes Zhou Xun most angry.

It doesn't matter if he fell or made a mistake before, this unlucky kid's carelessness is what makes Zhou Xun most angry.