Tomb Raider: I accept Fatty Hu as my younger brother at the beginning

Fatty old Hu and big gold tooth Zhou Xun were all wearing yesterday's Chilongfu windbreaker, jeans, and sneakers.

Of course, there are flirtatious ones.

It was Da Jinya wearing a pair of leather shoes.

Li Chunlai looked around the huge palace curiously.

Shocked.

This time it's not a rich boss.

This time it's a big shot!

After explaining to Yingzi.

Everyone started to set off.

First I made a train, and then I took a minibus.

Everyone has been on the road for several days.

Zhou Xun sat in the minibus. Although the car was bumping violently, it didn't affect the scenery outside the window in the slightest.

The loess high slope also has a special flavor. "Ouch! Ooh! Ooh~!"

The fat man couldn't stand the violent jolt, so he couldn't help throwing up lying outside the window. "Good guy, how about Fatty!"

Da Jinya sat next to the fat man, fanned and patted the fat man.

The fat man was in a lot of pain. He looked at the old Hu with his eyes closed and meditated, and complained, "Hey, he's really good. I'm already in this state, and he can still sleep."

Zhou Xun said speechlessly: "I said fat man, how can you say that you have practiced martial arts for more than half a year, why is your physical fitness still so poor!"

The fat man looked helpless: "Old Zhou, motion sickness has nothing to do with your physical fitness. In this case, Monkey King will also get motion sickness when he comes down!"

This sentence directly made Zhou Xun laugh: "Then am I better than Monkey King!"

"That is required!"

Fatty gave a thumbs up.

Da Jinya was also speechless looking at the motion sick fat man.

If the two of us go out, who will take care of whom?

"Oh!"

Suddenly there was a huge shake from the minibus!

The people in the car suddenly collided left and right.

Scolded every day.

"How do you drive this car!"

"How did you drive?"

"Can you drive!"

People get off.

Looking at the front of the car that was still smoking in the trap pit, someone asked, "What's the matter?"

The driver looked at the front of the car and said embarrassedly: "The cylinder exploded again, I'm sorry everyone, the car broke down and I can't go."

"broken?"

The fat man asked, "What should we do, Old Hu, we can't stay here!"

There's no way Lao Hu can do it.

I can only ask Li Chunlai: "V I said brother, is there any other way to get to your place!"

Li Chunlai immediately beckoned to everyone and ran to the side, pointing to the Yellow River at the foot of the mountain, and suggested, "Why don't we go by water? I'm afraid there will be no boats now, can this work?"

Several people looked at each other.

Zhou Xun said, "Let's go by water!"

"Hey!"

"Go! Go!"

Li Chunlai began to lead the way.

The crowd followed.

The five walked for two hours in a row, and finally came to a shore.

But it was still empty.

Li Chunlai said in confusion, "There is no boat!"

"Let me tell you, brother, there is no way to go to the village or back to the store. If there is no boat, will we spend the night on the shore tonight?" The fat man walked for two hours under the sun, and said angrily.

Although it's not hot in the red dragon suit, it's tiring!

"Don't panic, let's (Zhao Haohao) wait for a while, and it will come soon." Li Chunlai became upset.

Lao Hu looked at the empty waterway, and complained: "Where is it!" "Why don't we go back and see if the car is repaired?" Da Jinya made an immature suggestion.

The fat man said straight away: "If you want to go back, you have been walking for two hours!" Lao Hu said speechlessly: "No, when will this boat come!" "Don't panic, just take a rest, and wait for the boat by the way!" Zhou Xun said .He took out a jug of water and drank it.

The fat man smiled and said, "Old Hu, since you've reached the Yellow River, why don't you travel around Xintian! Haha." It's fine anyway, waiting for the boat.

Lao Hu said in the local dialect: "You doll know a lot, you don't herd sheep and sing very sour tunes, Tingye will give you the whole Qin opera!".

Chapter 79

"Hey! I can sing Qin opera now," Da Jinya said with a smile.

Fatty was also laughing and waiting to watch the show. "Call out, bind the tent, bind the tent, outside."

Zhou Xun was speechless when he heard the unbearable voice.

Who gave you the courage?

Fatty and Big Gold Tooth laughed anyway.

Li Chunlai suddenly saw a boat in the distance, excitedly said: "Hey! Qin opera brought the boat, Qin opera sang the boat!" When everyone saw it, it was true.

Hastily shouted excitedly: "Hey, it's here!" "Boss, it's here!"The boss of the boat below responded: "No, the water is rising and we can't stop!"

Lao Hu's IQ was on the line immediately, and he touched the fat man with his arm and said, "Fatty, take the money, take the money!" The fat man quickly took out the money from his pocket and shouted: "A big unity!" He held up the money and shook it shake!

Only the boss of the boat below responded: "Oh, no, no!" "Fatty, add money, add money!"

The fat man quickly took out another card of Great Unity and shouted: "Two cards of Great Unity!" Lao Hu also shouted: "Two cards of Great Unity!"

At this time, the two great unions are one month's salary.

This is like in the 21st century, when you are waiting for a boat, you have paid 4000 yuan. "Okay, you wait for me, I'll come right over!" The boat boss below immediately agreed.

Sometimes, it may not be that the method is not used correctly, but that the money is not enough, and more money must be added!Li Chunlai said pleasantly: "Hey, here we come, here we come!" They were relieved.

If this is not agreed, in addition to continuing to add money, it is sleeping on the streets.

After the boss of the ship docked.

Five people boarded the boat of the boat boss.

The boss of the ship waited for the direction of the ship to be determined.

Only then did he take a few small benches out of the cabin.Laughing: "Give it, give it~,!" "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Zhou Xun, Fatty and Da Jinya took the small bench and thanked them quickly.

The boss of the boat sighed: "Oh, I don't want to extort your money. In the past few days, it has been raining too much, and the water level of the Yellow River has skyrocketed, causing floods. My God, the most fearful thing is that the river god will get angry. But I risked my life to send you off."

After Lao Hu found a place to sit down, he said with a smile, "I said, bro, where did the river god come from? You are purely a feudal superstition." Although Lao Hu has experienced ghosts, zongzi and so on along the way.

But what is the river god?

The river god belongs to the gods.

Even if he beat the fat man to death, he wouldn't believe it.

The boss of the boat took a look.

Hastily explained: "I didn't make it up, let me tell you, one year, the water came in quickly and receded quickly, and a very large fish skeleton washed up on the shore in one fell swoop. We boat runners all think this fish is the incarnation of the river god, and we named it the Iron-headed Dragon King."

Except for Zhou Xun, everyone smiled and didn't take it seriously.

Even Li Chunlai, a local, ran to the side to pee on the Yellow River.

At this time, Zhou Xun has reason to doubt whether the iron-headed dragon king came out to take revenge because Li Chunlai pissed on the Yellow River in the original book.

"Everyone, you can't deal with this iron-headed dragon king casually. You just want to use its fish bones to build a temple, but the villagers can't afford any money. It's a coincidence." "At this time, a foreigner came Merchants, after hearing about this, they are willing to spend money to build this temple, and bless this place with good weather." Everyone listened to the boat boss with more and more real interest, and listened carefully.The fat man wondered: "Building a temple with fish bones? This sounds rare!"

Fat people can understand using wood and stone even gold to build temples, but fish bones are different.

What a big fish!

Da Jinya laughed, and took over the conversation: "Hey, this is not unusual. This fish bone temple has also appeared in the Tianjin area. Is it just using fish bones as beams and fish heads? As the gate of the temple, to worship the Dragon King?" Da Jinya asked the boat boss in the second half of the sentence.

The boss of the boat did not expect that there is such a fish bone temple in other places.

Quickly nodded and said: "Hey, yes, Tianjin also has it? Then I haven't heard of it, but it is similar to what you said. This foreign businessman said that he often goes to sea and crosses rivers. This temple was built with money!"

Lao Hu listened with gusto, and felt that the Fishbone Temple was miraculous.

Then he asked the boss of the boat: "Is the Fishbone Temple v still there?" The boss of the boat said: "Yes!"

After Li Chunlai urinated, he stood near the boss of the boat and listened.

Hearing that the Fish Bone Temple is still there, I thought, why don't I know?Curious: "Where is it?"

Zhou Xun looked at this Li Chunlai who didn't know anything about the local affairs. He really didn't know if this guy was a local.Lao Hu also asked curiously: "Where is it? If we pass by, let's take a look along the way, and we will learn a lot!" Fatty and Big Gold Tooth also nodded in agreement.

"This fishbone temple was built in the Longling Mountain Col, but it has been abandoned for many years!" Chuan Lao said.

The fat man asked, "Why (Zhao Haohao)?"

"Back then, this foreign businessman said that there was a place deep in the mountains with good geomantic omen. If the temple was built there, the weather would definitely be smooth. Oh, it's funny to say that this temple has never been effective since it was built. God thinks If it rains, it will rain, if you don’t want it to rain, you will be dry for a few years!”

When the boss of the ship talked about this, he really became more and more angry.

Zhou Xun said inwardly: Nonsense, the Fishbone Temple was built with gold abacus for tomb robbery, and the location chosen was not the Fengshui level for enshrining the gods, but the location of the tomb passage, if it is useful, then hell!Li Chunlai kept nodding beside him and said: "Yes, yes, we have been droughted for several years, and it has not rained for several years!"

Li Chunlai thought, if there hadn't been this severe drought, he wouldn't have suffered a severe drought, so he wouldn't have provoked Ma Bold, and he wouldn't have gone to the capital to seek his boss back home to seek his fortune and kill him.bosom.

Chapter 80 The monster is here

However, poor people must have something to hate.

In the end, it was Li Chunlai who wanted to make a quick buck.

Otherwise why not call the police?Or why not run?

In the early 80s, almost 40 years old were not married, what kind of concept is this.

Don't have a car or a house at this time.

What you see more is a person's character and character.

"Burning incense and making offerings are useless. We all think that this businessman miscalculated the Feng Shui level. Hmph, I want to ask him to settle the score, but he has long since disappeared. After that, the temple will be closed." The incense is lit!"

The boss of the boat explained to everyone.

The fat man said: "It's okay, we don't worship Lord Dragon, we just walk by and take a look."

Zhou Xundao: "Didn't you hear people say that the Fishbone Temple is in a mountain depression? How do you get there by boat?"

Fatty suddenly realized that this was indeed the case, and smiled awkwardly.

"This is strange!"

Old Hu thought about it, got up and came to the bow and felt that something was wrong.

Da Jinya stood up and asked, "How do you say that?"

Fatty also came to the bow and looked at Lao Hu curiously.

Old Hu hit the nail on the head, and put out the doubts: "Think about it, the merchants funded the construction of the Fishbone Temple, so the temple in 733 must be built by the river, how could it be built in a deep mountain with ravines? It does not conform to Fengshui theory ah."

"Also, his so-called Feng Shui suitability is completely nonsense."