Tomb Raider: I accept Fatty Hu as my younger brother at the beginning

This time it really scared him.

4.0 is poisonous, you fat man.

Shirley Yang on the shore was also taken aback.

The shovel just now was a deadly move.

Zhou Xun directly used the grappling method to press the fat man to the shore.

Shirley Yang looked at the fat man and asked, "What's going on, I felt something was wrong with him when I called him from Tiangong."

Lao Hu also came back to his senses this time.

Guessing: "Nine out of ten, I have fallen for that puppet's way."

Suddenly, something fell out of the fat man's pocket.

Because Zhou Xun was the fat man who was captured, the fat man directly bent over passively.

Things fell out of the fat man's pocket.

"What the hell is this?"

Old Hu looked at the thing that fell out of the fat man and asked. .

Chapter 180 Dragon Blood Breaks Evil Qi

Xue Liyang glanced at it and said: "This seems to be a piece of ancient jade!" "Ancient jade?"

"Isn't it a ghost?" Old Hu said.

At this time, the fat man laughed again.

Old Hu jumped straight up, and said angrily, "Don't be fucking kidding me, can you please, I'll tell you, I'm a fat man with mahogany nails!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shirley Yang said: "He seems to have something to say! He seems to be unable to control himself." "Here, what's going on?"

Zhou Xundao: "It's nothing serious, and it's not a ghost. It's the way of others, it's all right!"

Lao Hu was angry at the moment, but he also knew that it was because of Gu Yu that this fat man found someone else's way.

Cursing at the fat man: "This grandson, he took the sheep by hand again, and didn't check if the thing can move before taking it. I never told you that some things can't be moved. Did I tell you?" Zhou Xun heard Lao Hu The words are also drunk.

Do you have to teach lessons at this time?

Zhou Xun directly knocked the fat man out with a knife.

Old Hu was puzzled and said, "What's wrong with this fat man?"

16 Zhou Xun said with a smile: "It's okay, this guy took someone's ancient jade and licked it with his tongue, and now he directly ate the Gu planted by him."

"what?"

"This fat man dares to lick the things here???" Lao Hu was in a bad mood.

Shirley Yang also curiously picked up the ancient jade and began to study it. "Then is there any way for this fat man to wake up?" Old Hu asked.

"It's okay, I knew this fat man was bewitched from the very beginning, and I just wanted to teach him a lesson by ignoring him. It's easy to make him sober." Zhou Xun took off the gloves on his hands directly as he said.

He took out another Zanxin military weapon and stabbed it lightly.

Suddenly a drop of blood came out.

Lao Hu and Shirley Yang looked at Zhou Xun curiously.

Know what Zhou Xun is doing.

I saw Zhou Xun drop a drop of blood directly into the fat man's mouth.

Then he tapped the fat man's forehead with his bloody finger.

After you're done.

Zhou Xun took out a bandage to bandage it, and brought back the gloves. "This, is this all right?" Old Hu asked suspiciously.

Zhou Xundao: "Yes, it's done!" "Can blood undo this kind of voodoo?" Xue Liyang asked.

"No, only my blood!" Zhou Xun shook his head.

Now, the two also remembered.

Zhou Xun's blood does have many magical properties.

Zhou Xun also told them that he was born with extraordinary physique and strange blood.

As for why Zhou Xun went to great lengths to save Fatty with his own blood.

It's not that Zhou Xun didn't know that Shirley Yang had something on her body that could save the fat man, and the original book was also made by the Northern Emperor Xuanzhu.

It's just that Zhou Xun feels that this Gu technique is unknown after all, and it's better to use his own blood, so as not to have any sequelae.

The fat man didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky.

It can be regarded as the first person in the world to taste dragon blood.

Although this dragon blood is impure, it is still considered dragon blood.

Qinglong is a sacred beast of the East, suppressing the world of the East. Even if it is impure blood, it is still very simple to purify this crooked art.

Old Hu looked at the fat man on the ground and taught him a lesson: "This fat man really deserves it. Master Zhou, you did the right thing. This fat man deserves such a painful lesson. Tell him to take the sheep by hand, and it's fine if he dares to lick his tongue." !!!" Looking at Lao Hu, Zhou Xun didn't even give up the education course when the fat man fainted.

It's also great.

Xueli Yang said: "I read some information before coming here. The ancient Dian Kingdom has a tongue gu, which can psychedelic people's minds and control people's vocal cords. Fat people are probably infected by this tongue gu."

"Okay, I'll wake up this fat man! Don't waste our time looking for Muchen Bead."

After talking, the old nonsense came to the fat man, raised his hand and was about to talk loudly.

Zhou Xun said inwardly: He is really a real brother, and he can't wait to be slapped in the face.

Zhou Xun quickly said: "Hey, don't slap your face, it doesn't look good in the first place, if you slap it again, how can you marry a wife?"

Old Hu paused.

Really, don't affect the rest of your life.

However, slapping a dozen big mouths shouldn't hurt the face, right?

Zhou Xun felt a little reluctant to see Lao Hu, and he could only lament that the fat man made friends carelessly.

Old Hu and Fatty just like to cheat each other.

You cheat me once, I cheat you once, once per person.

Zhou Xun took out a pot of water from his backpack and poured it directly on the fat man's face.

"Cough! Cough!"

The fat man coughed twice and slowly woke up.

He glanced at Zhou Xun, then at Lao Hu who was looking bad, and then at Xueli Yang who was smiling.

Immediately started to pretend to be dizzy.

Although he couldn't control his body, he still remembered what happened.

Having caused such a big disaster, this meeting can only pretend to be 800 dead.

Zhou Xun saw the fat man pretending to be dead.

Deliberately said: "Old Hu, it seems that my way of waking up is useless, I have no water here, or use your big mouth to talk about it!"

"Got it!"

"It's better to use the native method of pumping with a big mouth!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the fat man by his collar, raised his hand high, and prepared to hit him.

The fat man quickly raised his hand and said, "I'm awake!"

"Really woke up!"

"Ah!!! The back of my neck hurts a bit, Mr. Zhou, you don't take it lightly!"

The fat man whispered while covering the back of his neck.

Old Hu saw that this fat man still had the face to mention this matter.

He slapped the fat man on the back of the head and asked, "Let me tell you, you are lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist. Tell me the truth, where did that thing come from?"

Of course, the three of them knew that it came from the puppet, and what Lao Hu said was to give Fatty a chance to explain.

"what?"

The fat man looked around and asked.

Shirley Yang smiled and shook Gu Yu in front of the fat man.

Fatty looked at Gu Yu and knew something was wrong.

He blinked, pretended to be innocent and said, "I don't know!"

Chapter 181

When Lao Hu saw it, your kid was quite stubborn.

Laughing: "This guy is still not fully awake, I'd better use Tufalun first and then talk about it!"

As he said that, he pretended to be about to fight.

"No no no, no no!"

"I remembered again."

The fat man hastily surrendered.

He looked at the three people staring at him.

Well, I can't afford to mess with anyone.

Or the others are Marshal Zhou, Commander Hu, and Chief of Staff Yang.

He's just a soldier.

"Well, didn't I go up and burn the puppet? Let me tell you, I really went through a lot of hardships and finally climbed up. The puppet is really scary when it gets close. Just, I'm afraid!"

"But I was out of my mind at the time, and I said "snap! "Think about it, guess who I thought of?"

The fat man looked at the three of them one by one and said, "I thought of you, if something happens to me, who will protect you, hey, let me think about it again, why don't I just face a broken doll, what am I afraid of?" Yes!"

Old Hu said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense with me, focus on it!"

Zhou Xun and Shirley Yang smiled.

The fat man at this meeting is really cowardly!

That's right, it's not like this for every child who gets into trouble.

This is in the tomb, if it is outside, Fatty can clean the inside and outside of Zhou Xun's palace by himself, in order to protect himself.

The fat man looked at Lao Hu and continued in a low voice: "After I finished, I closed my eyes and got the puppet up, and then saw that there was something in his puppet's mouth, so I took it out and smelled it. It didn't smell, so I licked it curiously again, "Oh, don't tell me, I found out after licking it, this thing is definitely an ancient jade, good thing, I put it away when it's over. "

"Later on, I felt my tongue itching all the time, and then I couldn't control myself~."

Fatty is so refreshed now, he's all down!

Xue Li Yang said: "It seems that this ancient jade has indeed been engulfed with a tongue."

Old Hu looked at the unbelievable fat man and educated him: "Fat man, you deserve it. How many times have I told you that you will suffer big losses if you are greedy for petty gains. This time, let someone clean it up. What are you doing?" Treat everything as garbage and return to order!"

The fat man looked at the angry old Hu.

It was also very embarrassing at this time, after all, the disaster was so big, it felt a bit unresolved.

Zhou Xun also said angrily: "You said you, what do you like and I didn't move it back for you? Ah? Do you know what I am most angry about?"

"I knew you had a problem from the very beginning, why didn't I help you solve it in Tiangong, just to teach you a lesson, you are really brave enough, you dare to lick the things in the ancient tomb?" "This Lick it back!" This time the fat man was even more embarrassed.

Don't wait for the mixed doubles session!

No, it's not that there will be a mixed three-dozen link!

Fatty felt that it was better for him to be honest.Fatty smiled and said to Old Hu: "Bayi!"