Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

"The second trick is actually so useful!"

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Bai Ye smiled and said: "Although I am using games as an example, in fact, you can use them in any occasion. Okay, let's go back to the above. When the other party is still stubborn and insists on touching you, that is also divided into Two situations.

The first one is only mindless CNM. This kind of low-end method has nothing to say. The weak among the weak, many times even if you don’t fight back, your teammates and passers-by will help you fight back.This is the necessity of gaining the approval of the masses.The weak do not deserve to be analyzed by me, you can solve it yourself.

The second type is the little master of the troll world, who will scold you in different ways. He can use any part of your body, any of your relatives and friends. force. "

He turned to the blackboard again and began to write.

Neutral verbs, neutral nouns, sentence building, rhyming, antithesis.

By this time, the students had already listened with gusto. Even the middle-aged people who watched the live broadcast room, aside from worrying about Bai Ye teaching the students badly, they actually listened with great interest.

This kid is a bit smart!

Bai Ye turned around and said: "There is such a move in the theory of Taijiquan. The opponent's strength is coming. I just meet the opponent on the premise of keeping my own Taiji body intact. The greater the strength of the attack, the greater the harm to the opponent. .

How to use it, let me talk about the principle first. "

Now he didn't need to remind, the students started to take notes in a hurry.

"First of all, according to my research, swear words can be roughly divided into five categories..."

Bai Ye explained his classification again, and said: "In our China, most of the time when cursing people has neutral verbs and neutral nouns.

For example, "I X your mother", this X is a verb, and it also has a strong emotional color.

Another example is 'your family's ancestral grave was dug', the ancestral grave is the name, and digging is the verb.

So after knowing this principle, how do you fight back?Simple example. "

Bai Ye wrote on the blackboard: I didn't burn paper for you on Qingming Festival this year?Make you jump out of the grave and disgust me?

"There are many verbs and nouns in this swear word, but we only need to grasp the most critical ones, which two words? 'burn' and 'jump', and then strike back according to his contextual semantics——

"Suggest burning your own mother to me too, so that I can jump out of the grave with her and give you a double private dance." "

Bai Ye wrote again: If you, the iron waste, were not crushed online, how could you not be able to support it?

"You see, this kind of person who can link the previous text to scold you is considered a master, but it is still easy to crack. What is the key word? 'press' and 'support', and the counterattack is——

'I'm sorry, sorry, I'm used to being oppressed by your mother every day, you bear with it, and when the time comes, I will give birth to a younger brother for you to support you! '"

Simply citing two examples will make everyone mesmerized.

Yup!

Why didn't I think of this before?

Awesome!

Bai Ye said: "Look, this is using strength to fight strength. The angrier the other party is, the more he tries to scold you, the more he will be at a disadvantage. Why? Because you are scolding him with his words, and he scolded you. The more ruthless you are, the more ruthless the damage you will be hit back. It is very unsolvable.

Of course, there is the last one. What should you do if the other party scolds you for being too short and you can’t find the verbs and nouns you can use?Have you ever had a couplet?to him. "

Continue to write: Shabi, I will break your father's leg with a truck.

"The rhyme of this kind of short sentence is too simple, 'cerebral palsy, I will smash your bitch's head with a hammer', you don't even have to think about it, if you can't get it right, I suggest you re-read junior high school Chinese.

Have you learned this third trick? "

Bai Ye thinks he should get a teacher certificate. Look, how many teaching skills do you have?

This thinking compartment was left ingeniously.

Lectures are all about relaxation.

It is a good material for being a natural teacher!

The students nodded excitedly.

"I learned it, I learned it! This is invincible!"

"It's so fierce, there is actually a theory!"

"After understanding the theory, I feel that my thinking will be smooth!"

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Bai Ye said: "That's where it's at. Even if you are familiar with the third move, in fact, strictly speaking, you can at most draw with the other party. It's just that if you practice the first move well, you will have a dog-walking style." Mentality, in terms of mentality, is invincible. So how to break this stalemate?"

"Look at the next move!"

The students will rush to answer.

Bai Ye laughed and said, "That's right, before explaining the next trick, I have to tell you that if you are not good at learning skills, just stop at the previous trick, and sometimes walking the dog is also very interesting.

But if you want to go further, you have to study hard.

The fourth trick is simple, there are two ways, low-level and high-level.The first one, the low-level way, I call it the fancy cloak and hammer method.

Think about it, at this point, the other party has basically been stunned by you, he will find that no matter how much he scolds you, he will not be able to scold you, and you are like a player who is a level higher than him, making him completely unable to harm you .

Then at this time, you have to take advantage of the victory to pursue the attack, seize the weakness of the opponent's exhaustion, and defeat the enemy with one blow!

Use the most fancy swearing method you have learned in your life, and pour it out as fast as you can!

The method is three words: don't stop. "

Bai Ye turned his head and wrote down a few key words on the blackboard——

Weapons, moves, medical records, organs, relatives and friends.

"To give an example—'I'm out of words? Then I'll give your dad the [Qinglong Yanyue Knife] of Guan Erye and give it to your dad with a whirlwind circle cut off your dad's head and hang it on your grandma's mourning hall. Let your mother's cerebral hemorrhage relapse and go to the underworld with your father to sing "Husband and wife return home"."

A long list of words that if the machine gun fires, come out of Bai Ye's mouth.

Articulation is clear, calm and relaxed, fast and slow, cadence.

There was never a moment when the students judged him so clearly——

Peerless master!

All of them looked like Dumbledore.

If such words are scolded at me, can I stand up?

Without taking a breath, Bai Ye said, "It's probably like this, did you see, I wrote the combination method on the blackboard.

Weapons, moves, medical records, organs, relatives and friends.When you have not completed your studies, you can make a list of your own moves, fill in the words in these five items, recite them frequently, and form muscle memory.

At that time, no matter what the situation is, you can blurt it out. "

He stood on the podium with a calm expression.

"Of course, this is just a low-level method. The second high-level method, I probably won't be able to learn it even if I teach you."

The students rushed to express their opinions.

"Don't, Teacher Bai! Tell me!"

"Maybe I can learn it?"

"Don't hide your hand!"

Bai Ye shook his head: "It's not that I don't teach, this will be discussed at the end.

Go on, when you use the picture, it is generally the same, and ordinary people are basically defeated, because they will find that in a short period of time, there is no way to find the fancy words that you just had for a long period of time. The matching hitback.

The initiative will be completely controlled by you. What should we do at this time?Hidden needles in cotton.

Can any students take the initiative to explain this trick? "

Someone really raised their hand.

Bai Ye motioned him to speak directly without standing up.

"I guess it should be accepted as soon as it is ready? But can't you finish it?"

Bai Ye smiled and said, "You're pretty smart, what's your name?"

The boy said happily: "My name is Yu Ran! So Yu, burning, burning!"

Bai Ye nodded, and said, "Why hide the needle in the cotton? It's because you want to lure the enemy to go deep. After you've baffled the opponent, first take back the momentum a little and ease your tone.

Most people have a strange psychology. When he realizes that you are much better than him, and you take a half step back, he will unconsciously feel grateful.

At this time, it is up to you to judge for yourself, or let him go, anyway, you will win the scolding, and you will not lose.Or, when he is psychologically weak, give the final blow and make the other party completely autistic. "

"Teacher Bai gives an example!"

Yu Ran shouted loudly.

Chapter 74 The Difference Between Studying and Reading

really weird...

Why does Bai Ye feel that no matter where he goes, a fan will automatically be generated by his side?

Is this some kind of special ability?

Bai Ye smiled and said: "Okay, let me give you an example. Let's say you are playing a game. At this point, soften your tone first--'Forget it, I don't have to scold you. You can still win this game. Play hard next time." .'

This is cotton, so what about needles? 'It's just that you shut up quickly, I have a phobia of shabi, so that I won't be able to hold back and kill you', understand? "

"understood!"

Bai Ye said: "Then what are the last two moves? They are actually responses to other situations caused by the use of the fourth move. Some people will subconsciously speak hard even after being stupefied by you, and even become angry when interacting with you. Then what we should do is not to push him to a dead end.

There is no need for that, and in reality, if you really don't leave any room for it, accidents will easily happen.

In fact, the sixth move is very similar to the fifth move, but you have to scold more harshly, pay attention to this scale.

For example, 'Okay, okay, you can't talk to me, why bother? 'This is Xiao,' but you still have some skills, at least you can do a few tricks under my hands, I intend to accept you as my adopted son, teach you the method of spraying people, and protect you from being bullied in the future, how about it ? 'This is hitting.

Do you see the difference?To ridicule, hiding a needle in the cotton is the last warning, and even wiping and hitting is to ridicule to the fullest. "

Bai Ye picked up his speed.

"As for the last trick, I hope you don't use it, because it means that all the tricks you used before have failed. There are people beyond the sky, and there are always people who are better than you in the world. Under the premise of using all 2 and 3 moves, the opponent can still keep up with your rhythm, and even suppress you,

That's too bad, this time has reached a desperate situation, if you don't pay attention, you will be broken by the opponent.How to do it?Do your best to stabilize your mentality, run as long as you can, and slip away.

But it's shameless to go so directly, so it depends on the last word 'birth'.

For example, 'Ah, yes, yes, you are awesome, I can't beat you', show the enemy first, 'but so what?I can recognize you as a brother. If you scold my mother, you scold your mother'.

Do you think this trick is weak? "

Not only is it relatively weak, it is simply very weak!

The students all showed puzzled expressions, and even wondered if there was any mystery in it.

Bai Ye said: "Don't you think it's strange? I'm talking about breaking defense with nine swords, but there are only seven moves?"

"Teacher Bai, what are the other two tricks?"

"Is that the essence?"

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Bai Ye nodded, and said: "The last two moves are actually two realms, the eighth realm is connected with the seventh move, I call it 'Ultimate Self-Explosion Realm'.

There is a core, a mental method.

The core is the exchange of offense and defense, eight words: a mere genealogy, nothing to worry about!

And what about a mental method?as follows. "

Bai Ye turned around and quickly wrote on the blackboard:

All the mothers we mentioned above are not real mothers of you and me.This mother is not that mother.This mom is just a figment of our imagination.It is an illusion, a kind of existence similar to a spiritual body, she only exists in this scolding, in reality she is nothing, just represents the weapon I took out, and our kind of blow As a last resort, I created such a mother. After this scolding war, your mother will still be your mother, and my mother will still be my mother. She will not do anything, and it has nothing to do with us, but we don't mind the next time we meet. This mother was recreated during the scolding war. Although I was rude to your mother in the scolding war, in reality I would still say to your mother: Hello, auntie.

"With this mentality as a guide, when it's a last resort, you can stabilize your mentality to the greatest extent, and make a limit-for-one exchange with the other party."

What the fuck?

Students and viewers can't remember how many times they said shit.

Obviously, their mentality has long been numb by shock, but Bai Ye can still give them a brand new experience.

This idea...

Too fierce!