Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Tang Guoguo: "???"

Live audience: "!!!"

Seeing their expressions, Zuo Jiufu was a little confused.

Cautiously asked: "Should I not say it?"

Bai Ye looked at him with a complicated expression, and said, "Ah Fu, have you... found a girlfriend yet?"

How did you start asking this?

Zuo Jiufu shook his head: "No, there is only one first love, and they have been separated for several years."

Bai Ye said: "You can't go on like this, you should find a girlfriend earlier, or you will have auditory hallucinations."

Zuo Jiufu said confidently: "I'm not in a hurry, it's enough for me to practice my love experience once, and I can get married directly after the next one!"

Speaking of this, he was still a little shy, and said: "Actually, I have a crush, and I was thinking about how to confess...Oh, by the way, boss, what are you talking about?"

"fart!"

Bai Ye patted him on the shoulder: "The first love is for practicing the hands of a fart, and being single is the one for practicing hands!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately looked at Cao Meng and said, "You must study hard, don't become like Ah Fu, he obviously didn't understand a truth."

Is it reasonable again?

This time Tang Guoguo asked first: "What is it?"

Bai Ye said: "For the girl you like, some people can get it, and some people can only get it. You should do the former."

Cao Meng looked confused.

Tang Guoguo rolled his eyes and said, "I'm still a child! Be careful what you say, bastard!"

Bai Ye curled his lips and said, "Meng De is not an ordinary child, and besides, how can you criticize me if you know girls in seconds?"

Tang Guoguo stomped his feet angrily, and walked away.

......

Kyoto.

The silver-haired old man left the screen with a smile, and said: "This kid is not simple, he seems to understand everything, and the level of understanding is still very deep. How does his brain grow? He is full of dirty words, just like when I was young."

The middle-aged man was escorting him, saying: "Geniuses are always different from ordinary people."

The silver-haired old man thought for a while and said, "Help him, just talk more. I think young people in our country should review our own philosophy."

The middle-aged man nodded: "Okay, I remember."

......

Bai Ye seldom came to Shanghai, and the restaurant was recommended by Tang Guoguo.

A Hunan restaurant.

It’s not that I look down on the delicacies of Shanghai, but mainly because people who are used to eating chili can’t eat sweets.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, the waiter came over and said that there were no more boxes, so Bai Ye and his party had to sit in the lobby.

After ordering, Bai Ye was thinking about the next plan.

The system task must have only been partially completed - there are so many prizes drawn in the lottery, few of which he actually used, and there will be other developments later.

Before he could figure it out, he heard movement from the next table.

A young man was concentrating on dealing with the stir-fried snail in front of him.

Picking up a snail with chopsticks, he skillfully put it in his mouth, took a sip and threw it on the dinner plate.

The action was very chic, and he said in his mouth, "Master."

Picked up another one, and took another bite.

"male."

What the fuck?

Bai Ye was startled, what kind of technology is this?

Even the male and female of Suo Luo can be clearly distinguished?

Teach me!

Seeing his expression, whether it was Zuo Jiufu, Tang Guoguo, Cao Meng, or the audience in the live broadcast room, they all turned their attention to that person.

There are not many things that surprise Bai Laogou so much these days.

The young man quickly ate five or six, his face was very bad, and he shouted: "Boss! Boss!"

A lady came out in a hurry and said, "What's the matter, guest, are you not satisfied?"

The young man said: "Boss, are you a public servant?"

"hiss!"

Bai Ye took a breath, and said in a low voice, "Could it be that the male's taste is bad?"

Hurry up and take a serious look!

The female boss didn't understand, and the person sitting with the young man taunted: "I want you to learn Mandarin well. If you don't learn it, you can't tell the difference between Gong and Kong! Boss, he means that you are empty and have no meat." !"

Bai Ye: "..."

Excuse me, it turned out to be Guangxi Liangzi.

Tang Guoguo and Zuo Jiufu almost laughed out loud!

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed, especially when they thought of the shocked eyes of the old dog just now, they felt inexplicably happy.

"It can only be said that it is fortunate that the boss came out early, otherwise Brother Bai would definitely go forward to learn skills!"

"Please, it's super cool to be able to tell the gender of a Suoluo in just one bite!"

"Guangxi people are furious!"

"This cousin's accent is really too strong!"

......

The female boss apologized again and again, and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the water pressure of our kitchen faucet is too high, the meat should have been washed away, I called the maintenance master, but the master didn't come for some reason. Look at this dish I won't take any money, can I?"

Guangxi Liangzi didn't care when he heard the explanation, he just waved his hand and said forget it.

The female boss apologized again and turned to Bai Ye's table.

They didn't realize it without turning around, but when they turned around, they saw that the trousers and waist of the female boss were wet, probably because she had been trying to fix the faucet just now.

"Guest, hey, are you doing a live broadcast?"

Bai Ye nodded: "Yes, don't worry about it, I'm not the anchor of the food shop, I just came to have a meal."

The female boss smiled and nodded: "Please wait a moment, there is a problem with the faucet, and the food may be served a little later."

Bai Ye nodded: "Okay, it's okay."

The lady boss is gone.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were all in a hurry, urging him to help.

The reason is also very simple. As soon as the female boss turned around, they saw her appearance.

In a word, look good and have a better figure!

"Brother Bai, come on! You can even build an upside-down hair washing machine, and you can't fix a faucet?"

"Go help, Brother Bai! Brothers still want to watch it, no, I still want to learn techniques from you!"

"The civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty are hesitating, let me tell you! Brother Bai, she is so beautiful, let the brothers see it!"

......

Bai Ye saw the barrage, and so did Cao Meng.

Asked suspiciously: "Brother, why are they so excited?"

Bai Ye sneered and said, "What else could it be? Isn't it just that the female boss has two heavy reasons? A group of single dogs who have never seen a woman before."

The audience in the live broadcast room was jumping, and even Brother Bai stopped shouting.

"Slander! Pure slander! Are we like that!"

"Old dog Bai, if you can't fix the faucet, just say so, don't use us as an excuse!"

"He can fix a shitty faucet, he can only make a torture device!"

"I bet he can't fix it at all!"

In order to get a few more glances at the female boss, these people even used the [Profound Technique: Controlling the White Old Dog without Passing the Secret Technique].

Creatures like Bai Laogou, as we all know, are the most aggressive!

It is to be strong, to have the desire to win.

But this time they will be disappointed.

Bai Ye said: "Do you still want to provoke me here? You guys first write the small composition you promised yesterday, and then you can wash your hair upside down last time. Everyone thinks I'm easy to talk to, right?

If it weren't for my lack of skills, I would have run up to you and given everyone a hammer, so that the water in your mind would flow down and water the green tree in your heart. "

The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

Gan!

The old dog Bai has come to scold us in another way!

Woohoo, so angry!

When Bai Ye said this, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said: "Don't think about controlling me by aggressive methods in the future, do you know a famous saying?"

Zuo Jiufu's fan came in time: "What famous saying?"

Bai Ye said: "When you all think that I am a dove, I am a dove. This is also a kind of not dove. In the same way, when you all think that I want to be strong, I don't want to be strong. This is also a kind of want to be strong. !"

Sublimated!

After Bai Ye figured this out, he suddenly felt that his thoughts were clear.

There seems to be a faint Taoist voice singing between heaven and earth, praising his understanding.

I, Bai Ye, have enlightened!

From now on, no cub will dare to threaten me with aggressive tactics!

The audience in the live broadcast room was completely numb.

Wait a minute, my head is a bit messy, let's take a look at these two sentences.

Tang Guoguo was shocked, and asked, "Dare to ask the first half of the criticism, no, the famous saying, which big guy said it?"

"Of course it's Lu—"

Bai Ye paused, then remembered that there is no brother Xun in this world.

"Aristotle."

Tang Guoguo didn't bother to believe it, but just looked at him in amazement.

Niu, this kind of words can be said by you, no wonder the audience in your live broadcast room is against you every day.

Just like what she thought, the live broadcast room was about to faint.

There is only such a weakness in Bai Laogou, and he said it is gone?

Then how do we play in the future?

Bai Ye looked at the live broadcast room with a smile, and said, "How is it, there is no other way?"

The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

Damn, so cheap!

We have failed again!

After they didn't mention the matter of fixing the faucet, Bai Ye said meanly: "Hey? When you all think I can't fix the faucet, I will fix it! Are you angry?!"

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