Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Starting a new life now?

"A silent mourning for Xingcheng, the city will not be peaceful in the future."

"I'm from Xingcheng, what should I do now? I don't want to be stopped by the old dog Bai!"

"The first victim has appeared, will the second be far behind?"

"Move! I'll move right away!"

"In ancient times, there was the Jingjie Tiger, but now there is the White Old Dog. The world is in chaos!"

......

Bai Ye looked at the barrage, speechless, what do you understand?

Do you know what kind of temptation it is for a non-chief to be able to go whoring for nothing every day for ten consecutive draws?

The concentration is higher than that of black silk!

......

For the next three days, Bai Ye did nothing, but changed the live broadcast time from noon to morning.

As for why...

In the park in the morning, there are the most old men exercising.

Bai Ye found a good solution for the water system task - to catch the old man.

Old man, old man, what are the common characteristics?

Most of them have a problem, reminiscing about the past.

Seeing young people like Bai Ye reminds me of my youth.

At this time, Bai Ye will play a trick, such as now——

Pretending to run after the old man running in the morning, he was panting and looked like his body had been hollowed out.

The old man will naturally say: "Young man, your body is not good. When I was young..."

blah blah a long list.

Bai Ye pretended to be very unconvinced, and said: "I drank alcohol yesterday, that's why I was like this, why don't you convince us to compare!"

At this point, the old man will be hooked.

Bai Ye's [Daily One Strong] task was overwhelmed by him.

Only the old man who had been dumped a few laps was left messy behind.

Of course, in this process, not only the old man was injured, but also the audience in the live broadcast room.

On the first day they watched Bai Ye play chess, they laughed cheerfully and didn't pay attention.

The next day, Bai Ye suddenly changed to the live broadcast in the morning, and they were also very happy. They felt that this dog finally knew how to work hard. Although he got into a fight with the old man in the park for no reason, it was not a problem.

On the third day, the audience in the live broadcast room finally realized that something was wrong.

"No! What is the old dog going to do? The dragon slayer has become an old man killer, right?"

"Good guy, I'm direct good guy, old man happy!"

"Brothers, have you noticed that there are fewer old men in this park?"

"Nonsense! Every day, a young man tries to trick you. You are an old man, why don't you run away?"

"I haven't seen the urban legend, but I know that if this goes on like this, Old Dog Bai will really become famous in the circle of old men!"

"Is he too busy recently? With this time, there are two more songs!"

"That's right! What kind of a hero is bullying the old man every day? I'm 1.8 meters three and 18 centimeters. If you bully me, I can handle it!"

"Damn it, it's this pervert named [Bangtou Zhen] again, pull him out and shoot him! Shoot him!"

......

Bai Ye had just lied to the old man, and he was in a good mood, and he was not angry when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He just smiled and said: "What is an old man killer? You are old, and it is so boring to have no one to accompany you. Do you understand that I do good deeds every day?"

While he was talking nonsense, a message popped up in the system.

[It is detected that the host has not thought about making progress in recent days, and the difficulty is increasing...the upgrade is complete. 】

[Immediately guide a new copy. 】

[Please make persistent efforts, and be strong in your life. 】

Bai Ye: "..."

I just found the way!

Chapter 51 My brother is illiterate, I feel ashamed

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly saw Bai Ye performing a wave of face-changing stunts.

The originally smug expression instantly faded away!

What's wrong with him?

Bai Ye said to the live broadcast room: "Okay, there will be no morning session in the future, hey, goodbye, old men."

I don't know why, although this has become inexplicable, none of the viewers in the live broadcast room felt that it was abnormal.

Well, old dog Bai, who doesn't know his character when he thinks about it?

If he becomes normal, it is not normal.

Anyway, as long as he broadcasts live, the rest doesn't matter.

I have to say that since the Huakun incident, Bai Ye is like an idol star who suddenly has a work and has become a powerful faction.

The fans have increased a lot, and the viscosity is particularly strong.

After all, those two songs are still on the charts, and they earn money every day - this is operated by Tang Guoguo, and Bai Ye has never taken care of it.

There are many sources of charisma, one of which is your work.

It can only be said that being a Wenchaogong is the right way to travel through parallel worlds.

Regardless of the live broadcast room, Bai Ye walked home listlessly, ready to go back and pack up the fishing rods, and drive to go fishing.

As for the new dungeon given by the system, it will be fine if the soldiers come to block it.

Walking on the side of the road, I saw a group of elementary school students preparing to go to school.

Bai Ye took a look, looked at the bus stop next to him, and subconsciously read: "Fu...fu what South Road?"

The plastic stop sign was a bit reflective, and he couldn't see the second word clearly.

Just as I was about to take a step and look at it from a different angle, a voice sounded from the side.

"Fucheng South Road, thanks to the fact that you are still an adult, you don't even know this word, you are really uneducated!"

Bai Ye was stunned, turned his head and saw a kid with a schoolbag looking up at him.

His face was full of disgust.

The little boy shook his head, and made another stab: "It's so embarrassing, just a little bit!"

After speaking, he got on the school bus, started the car, and drove away.

All this happened too fast, from the moment the kid opened his mouth to the moment he left, it took only a few seconds for Bai Ye to react.

When he regained his composure and figured out what happened just now, his face was contorted with anger!

"Damn it? I was mocked by a primary school student? He turned off the mic after he finished mocking!?"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all laughing out their noses.

"I'm so uneducated! I want to die laughing! The old dog Bai always said that we are uneducated, and now we are being educated by elementary school students!"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation, you have today too!"

"The anchor I follow is uneducated, I am so ashamed!"

"This is the old dog Bai is inexperienced, you can read half of the characters you don't know!"

"Old Dog Bai: Understood, Furi South Road!"

These bullet screens made up for the final blow.

Bai Ye couldn't hold back anymore.

The main reason is that he subconsciously remembered an anchor with body odor in his previous life. Because he couldn't read, he didn't know how long he was ridiculed.

Sand sculpture netizens are playing memes and flying.

I absolutely cannot become like this!

Bai Ye tried his best to prove himself: "What do you mean I don't know, I can't see clearly because of the reflection here! You are laughing! I will show you, look! Come and see! Is it reflection!"

The more he proves, the happier the audience in the live broadcast room will be.

Everyone was saying 'There is no reflection', 'We can see clearly', 'Isn't it just the word Sheng', and finally synthesized a sentence - 'The old white dog has no culture'.

In fact, the audience also knew that Bai Ye did not see it clearly, but with such a chance to ridicule, what else is there to say?

Of course it is more vigorous!

Some of the passers-by around saw the whole process and laughed. Before they knew it, only Bai Ye's injured world was completed.

Seeing this scene, Bai Ye couldn't bear it.

I don't know if someone even lost his capital, but he fell into the hands of a primary school student today?

Tell me if you want to mess around!

Bai Ye squatted on the side of the road and said, "Fuck! I can't swallow this breath. I won't be fishing today. I'm here to watch him after school!"

ha?

The audience in the live broadcast room is even happier.

"Aren't the brothers going to jail at this bus station? But I'm so happy!"

"If other people say that, I'll take it as a joke, but Old Dog Bai is really capable of comparing people! No, the more you think about it, the more ridiculous it is!"

"It's still the same sentence, Old Dog Bai's desire to win is really strange and funny!"

"Nimma's a cow! The old man squats the child after the routine, right? You don't do a single thing!"

"Punch the old man in the park, kick the elementary school student at the station, all alive!"

"What kind of urban bully is this? I'm calling the police!"

......

Bai Ye looked at the barrage and sneered, "If I don't teach that kid a lesson today, he won't even know the dangers of society!"

Thinking of this, Bai Ye smacked his mouth.

Um...

You have to find a way, you can't just wait for that little brat to beat him up after school, can you?

After all, I am also a public figure, so it doesn't matter how much influence I have.

After more than ten seconds, Bai Ye stood up, turned off the sound in the live broadcast room, and started calling.

"Hey, Tang Guoguo!"

"What's the matter? I'm busy!"

"What are you busy with? Why are there so many things every day?"

"Do you know how many people are looking for you these days? You don't want to run a single announcement, you don't want to participate in a variety show, you don't want to write a song, don't you just come to wipe your ass?!"

Tang Guoguo was about to laugh angrily. Since the Huakun incident had subsided and the authorities seemed to be planning to take action, people who were afraid to invite Bai Ye because they were concerned about the capital behind those traffic stars have all moved their minds——

Hakuno!What a hot person right now!

If you invite him here, won't that become the focus every minute?

Unfortunately, Bai Ye tweeted again at that time, saying that he had signed a contract with Tang Guoguo's company.