Chapter 33
Not only the small group of people, even some old audiences who participated in the whole process were dumbfounded.
"Who is the ghost?! Who the hell! Who the hell is Old Feng!"
"It's over, someone has poisoned the chicken soup, it's a big deal for me to be broken!"
"Snake Emperor! You have to think clearly, once this list is handed in, the brothers will have no place to stand!"
"Bai Laogou's list, right? There's an inside smell!"
"Good news, the list hasn't been revealed yet. Bad news, Old Dog Bai has already spotted him!"
"Snake Emperor! Think about your brothers and sisters! Don't give in!"
"The Snake Emperor is unreliable. When sending barrage, he bites a white old dog, and Lian Mai becomes Brother Bai!"
"Ask if you don't understand, I'm new here, what are you talking about?"
"Don't worry about Mengxin, just eat the skin of my feet."
......
As for how Bai Ye knew about this group?
Guess.
Bitches think the same way, understand?
The Snake Emperor's voice was a little trembling, and he said, "Huh? What, what group? Brother Bai, what are you talking about?"
Bai Ye sneered and said, "Don't struggle, since I said it, it must mean that I already know it, so don't do more useless work."
The Snake Emperor was silent.
It's really a struggle inside.
Let's talk about the list, I'm sorry for the good brothers and sisters in the group, but don't say...
Avoid scolding BUFF really moved his heart.
Think about it, no matter what Bai Ye says in the future, no matter how yin and yang are weird, I, the Snake Emperor, can stand out from the crowd, saying that I have nothing to do with rain.
Isn't this unique feeling worth selling a wave of brothers?
Hey, no, no, no, no, if you really do this, then you will really not be able to get along in teasing fish in the future.
That's right, people can't be so short-sighted!
However, Bai Ye turned on the devil's whisper and said: "If you don't pay, let's put it this way, any example in my live broadcast room will become your name in the future. Do you know what this means? When you read Have you ever been given an example by the teacher?"
So cruel!
The hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked!
When I was in school, I was given an example by the teacher. Who hasn't experienced it?
What is this equivalent to?
It is equivalent to Luo Dalu in Bai Ye's previous life, and Zhang San in his mouth.
Think about it, if Zhang San is replaced by your name, can you bear it?
The Snake Emperor's firm Dao heart was broken in an instant, and he immediately said: "I will hand it in! I will hand it in now. There are 31 people in the group, namely wolf cubs, floating clouds, and millennium..."
As one name after another was pronounced, everyone in the live broadcast room felt ashamed.
lost.
A little family business, all ruined!
"Okay." Bai Ye nodded, "Thank you for your hard work, little snake, go down and rest, the second person on Mai is Fuyun, right? Come on, don't run, I will use you as an example after running away!"
Fuyun was just about to sack the wheat, when he heard the words, he pointed his finger.
The Snake Emperor mistaken me!
Bai Ye had already mentioned his vest to the first one, and asked, "Why don't you talk? Isn't the barrage usually very cheerful?"
Fu Yun said: "How can we not talk, it's nothing, brother Bai, you said you would not swear, have you not forgotten?"
Bai Ye nodded: "I haven't forgotten, I just want to chat with you."
Fu Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "That's fine, that's fine, chat! You can chat! What do you want to talk about, Brother Bai?"
The expression on Bai Ye's face could not be seen as sad or happy, and said: "You have made up a good story, moldy grape."
Fu Yun hurriedly said: "Not good, eh? Moldy grapes? What do you mean?"
Bai Ye said, "It's a stomach full of bad water."
Floating Cloud: "???"
Even if the audience hadn't gotten over the frustration of being handed in the list, they laughed now.
I knew that Old Dog Bai would definitely speak!
Fu Yun couldn't help asking; "Didn't you just say no to swearing!"
Bai Ye nodded: "I'm not scolding, it's just an allegory. That's fine, if you don't want to hear it, I won't say it. How about I tell you a story too?"
Fuyun was extremely vigilant, and said: "Brother Bai, you don't want to disgust me too, do you?"
"No!" Bai Ye said, "I'm not your kind."
"That's good." Fu Yun felt relieved, "Ah? What kind of person am I?"
Bai Ye said: "Don't get entangled, just listen to my story. Just tell me, there is a donkey in this forest, he is the local tyrant. He has a large grassland, and no other animals can come to grab the grass to eat. One day, came An alpaca from another place saw that the grass was very fresh, so it started to eat it. Now the donkey was not happy, and just kicked up! Kicked the alpaca to the ground and rolled several times. At this time The little rabbit next to him jumped over, he was very concerned about the alpaca, so he said—”
Having said that, Bai Ye paused.
Here's a little trick to make sure you pause before saying something important.
Sure enough, the pause time gave Fuyun and the audience room to think.
Hey?
Is the old white dog really starting to tell stories?
It still sounds like a children's channel, full of childishness, isn't it?
It shouldn't be, he is not such a person!
Fu Yun answered subconsciously: "What did the little rabbit say?"
Bai Ye took advantage of the situation and said, "Little rabbit said, grass, mud, horse, your head was kicked by a donkey?"
"Cough! Cough cough!!"
Fuyun breathed out immediately, and performed a wave of coughing on the spot.
Bai Ye felt refreshed, shook his head and exhaled.
comfortable.
He feels that at his age, everything can be delayed, love can be delayed, jungle can be delayed, but people who want to scold him can't.
Backstab me?
I remember someone for several days!
A sweet little story for you.
The audience in the live broadcast room was not much better, choking on the last sentence as if they had gone to a public toilet to have a good meal.
"??? Is this little rabbit's mouth so smelly!"
"Trick people into killing people, right? Playing tricks!"
"I'm convinced. Fortunately, I still listen with gusto. I'm going to tell my sister in kindergarten at night. How could I expect such a sharp turn!"
"It's comfortable, it's comfortable, my husband finally scolded me, otherwise I've been worried about when he's going to scold me."
"Damn, this live broadcast room is getting more and more perverted!"
"I laughed, is this the VIP scolding position? Feel the mouth skills of Bai Laogou up close?"
"The Snake Emperor will die for me! The foundation of Qianqiu will be destroyed by your hands!"
"Snake Emperor!! Look directly at us!"
......
Fu Yun said angrily: "Didn't you say that you should not curse people?!"
Bai Ye said strangely: "No scolding, what does what the little rabbit said have anything to do with me, someone Bai?"
Floating Cloud dropped the wheat directly.
I can't afford it, I really can't afford it.
How can I be his opponent at my level? It's really a bit beyond my control.
At the same time, all the viewers who lined up on the mics all got off the mics.
After slipping away, we finally understand that Bai Laogou's cursing skills have been promoted to the state of doing whatever he wants.
He obviously scolded you, but you still can't find evidence.
Meng Sihui looked on in amazement, and said, "Awesome! Bai Ye, we are all friends now, teach me! I want to be so awesome too!"
Bai Ye looked at her and said, "Have you ever doubted your own life experience?"
"What do you mean?" Meng Sihui was stunned.
Bai Ye said: "Look at your sonorous voice, could you be the reincarnation of suona?"
Meng Sihui clenched her fists.
Unfortunately, I didn't dare to do it after thinking about it for a long time.
She was also afraid that Bai Ye would use her as an example in the future!
Isn't this a proper laughing stock reserve!
Seeing that she held back, Bai Ye was a little disappointed, hmph, when you were fishing wildly in front of me in the afternoon and shouting non-stop, you should have thought of this happening!
Seeing that the mic was all finished, Bai Ye said: "Okay, is there anyone who wants to connect the mic? I'm out of anger, and there will be no more danger. Now I am very elegant and easy-going."
The audience didn't believe it, and encouraged each other, wanting others to watch it as death squads.
After a long time like this, finally a person came to the mic.
Bai Ye greeted cordially: "Hello, my friend, what do you want to say?"
This time it was a girl who came, and said with a smile: "Let's say it first, I have no grudges with you in the past, and I have no grudges in the present, and I have not participated in any restaurant backstab incidents. "
Be quite cautious!
Bai Ye was amused, and said: "I really don't know, just tell me."
The girl said: "I just want to ask, what do you think when you bet with Hua Kun and his fans? Do you really know how to write songs?"
Bai Ye immediately put on a critical face, and said, "Sure! How could I do such a thing? Your suspicion makes me very sad."
The girl still didn't believe it: "Really? But everyone thinks—"
Bai Ye interrupted: "Stop, stop, needless to say the rest, I don't want them to think, I want me to think, just tell you like this, not only can write, but can also sing, I Bai used to be known as Dongting Lake song Wang, it's fierce!"
"Tch~" the girl draws out her voice, obviously not believing his bragging.
Bai Ye sighed: "Hey, I can understand your doubts, after all, I am not as young as I was now."
"What do you mean?" The girl didn't understand.
Bai Ye put his hands behind his back, looked at the long Xiangjiang River, and said reminiscingly: "In the past, when I went to KTV, I was always a Maiba-level character, and the ants passing by would stop to see if it was the original sound. Now I go only I can sit quietly in the corner, and the girls next to me are all persuading me, big brother, big brother, please sing a song and stop touching..."
"What???"
The girl almost broke her voice.
Seeing Bai Ye's expression, they thought they were going to talk about something unknown, so they all picked up their benches and sat down to listen.
As a result, such a sentence?
The audience in the live broadcast room collectively went mad.
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