Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Bai Ye didn't even bother to lift his eyelids, and said, "Isn't it that you don't have a date, those who have a date have a date."

"You stay at home every day and don't go out, how can you find someone!"

"I'm sure I can't go out at home, so if I go out, won't I be at home?"

"You have to work hard to change the current situation!"

"The situation is just like this. The specific situation depends on the situation."

Auntie felt a little annoying, like punching cotton.

If you want to say that Bai Ye is rude, he really isn't, he answers every question.

But you have to say what he answered...

What the hell did that come back!

Total nonsense!

Bai's father and Bai's mother also recalled it, and a smile appeared on the corner of their mouths unconsciously.

Yes, I have a hand!

Not only them, the audience in the live broadcast room also tasted something after being confused at the beginning.

Because Hakuno doesn't interact with them, they communicate on their own.

"It's so weird, what the anchor said is so weird!"

"He said it, but he didn't seem to say it."

"The previous one is on point, and I feel the same way!"

"Indeed, these words are less lethal than in a restaurant, but they have a strange irritating effect on the contrary!"

"I made up a scene where I said these words to my relatives, and it seemed to work."

"It's interesting, listen again!"

......

Auntie felt that today's Bai Ye was unpredictable, and felt very depressed.

In previous years, she was very happy to say these things.

Look at the expression of this kid who is angry and impatient but dare not shake his face, and then look at the look of his sister who wants to interrupt but doesn't know what to say.

Simply double the joy!

But what is the situation now?

Could it be that my skill has declined?

The aunt decided to change people first, so she put down Bai Ye and turned to face the aunt's family who came with her.

My aunt's child is in high school.

"Taotao, how many points did you score in the final exam?"

Tao Tao was dumbfounded, just now he was still watching with relish, and even secretly cheered for his cousin, but he didn't expect it to be his turn in a blink of an eye?

Damn it, I know that my grades are average, but I still have to ask these questions.

Get sick!

Just as Taotao was thinking about how to reply, Bai Ye spoke up.

"Then for the reading test, you definitely won't get the full score, less than 750."

No one expected Bai Ye to reply, even the aunt was stunned.

Taotao was overjoyed and looked at his cousin with joy in his eyes.

Cousin awesome!

The aunt continued to ignore Bai Ye's train of thought, and continued to ask: "How much did Taotao take in the test? Did he get 600 points?"

If you don't look at me, I want to talk to you.

Bai Ye followed closely behind, and said, "There must be students who scored 600 points in the test, and those who scored above 600 points in the test have 600 points."

The aunt got angry and said, "I'm asking him, not you!"

Bai Ye said: "That must be asking him. You must be asking him when you didn't ask me."

"puff!"

Mother Bai couldn't help laughing, and then she realized that she didn't laugh very well at this time, so she quickly corrected her expression and said, "You child, don't talk nonsense."

Of course, Bai Ye would not communicate with his mother as much as before, and said with a smile: "I like talking to my aunt, and my aunt is nice to talk to, so let's say a few more words."

The last half of the sentence looked at the aunt.

Obviously, the aunt's mind is messed up.

Heck!

Didn't this kid avoid me when he saw me in previous years?

Are you rushing up now?

But there is nothing I can do with him!

In the next ten minutes or so, Bai Ye actually performed what is called nonsense literature teaching to his relatives and the audience in the live broadcast room.

I blocked my aunt for nothing, and I couldn't blame him with a face.

Because Bai Ye was indeed 'communicating' with her, and that face was full of sincerity.

To be honest, there are some things that everyone knows very well, but they just don't point them out.

In the past, didn't your aunt rely on her status as a relative and firmly believed that Bai Ye would not tear her face apart, so she deliberately said those hurtful things?

Now it's just tit for tat.

The aunt even read a sentence from Bai Ye's eyes: We are all relatives, if I treat you like this, you won't lose face, right?

What is a two-level reversal!

She treated Bai Ye like this in previous years!

That's right, the so-called rhetoric is the nonsense that was very popular in the previous life.

The essence of this thing is to fool the word. If you communicate with people normally, you can’t do this. It can be used to deal with people you don’t want to deal with but have no way not to deal with. It’s very useful!

For example, the aunt in front of me.

What can Bai Ye have to talk to her about, but if he doesn't reply, he will be said to be rude.

It's okay to say he's rude, Bai Ye doesn't care what an annoying relative thinks.

But he has to care about his parents.

Doesn't saying that you are rude mean that your parents didn't teach you well?

Then go back, I will give you all the nonsense.

Look, I've answered all your questions. If you ask me again, I'll answer again. Is it enough to give you face? Is it polite enough?

Why are you unwilling to talk to me?

Bai Ye didn't agree, so he dragged his aunt to have an awkward chat for half an hour on the spot.

The aunt's mentality almost collapsed.

A full half an hour!

Didn't even talk about a fart for half an hour, it's all fucking nonsense.

What kind of top torture is this?

In the end, she was forced to have no choice but to yell to play cards, and Bai Ye let her go for the sake of her parents.

He greeted his family and returned to his bedroom.

Back in the live broadcast room, Bai Ye smiled and said, "Have you learned everything?"

Barrage surge:

"If I understand it, I must understand it. If I don't understand it, I must not understand it."

"Damn it! In the half hour just now, I've been brainwashed!"

"Then if you have been brainwashed, you have been brainwashed. If you have not been brainwashed, you must not have been brainwashed!"

"Master, stop reading, I was wrong!"

"Hahahahahahahaha, I got it, I got it!"

......

[Congratulations to the host, you have gained 11 points for being stronger! 】

[Congratulations to the host, get stronger...]

......

Be strong and brush up, double happiness!

Bai Ye also found it funny looking at these bullet screens, so he made a conclusion: "I named this set of speech techniques nonsense literature, and the central idea is ten characters.

Listening to the Lord's words is like listening to the words.

This is a set of speech techniques specially used for Tai Chi. As long as you can master the tricks, no matter who you deal with, you can bring him the most top-level enjoyment! "

The audience shouted that they had learned, and paid homage to Bai Ye's disciples one after another.

All sincerely convinced.

Those brothers who said before that they wanted to reward Rocket didn't break their promise, and they really picked up Rocket.

While Bai Ye was interacting with the audience, a barrage kept swiping the screen.

"Report! Sect Master, you may be on fire, watch Douyin!"

Chapter 3 Hot search on the list: The handsome guy fights the old aunt

Going to fire?

Bai Ye felt a little strange, he really wanted to be popular, and he was going to make some plans for it.

But haven't I started to act yet?

According to the audience's instructions, Bai Ye turned on Douyin and went straight to the hot list.

I was stunned on the spot!

Hey guy, what is this? !

#巧小少年饭店 vs old aunt! #

Ranked 26th, followed by a few small numbers: 688.1W heat.

Leaving aside the rest, when Bai Ye clicked into the video and realized that it was really him, his face darkened instantly.

"What a bad name for this!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also turned on Douyin together, and all burst into laughter when they heard this sentence.

"Hahahahahaha I can't do it anymore, the handsome guy is fighting the old aunt in the restaurant, what a talent!"

"I'm a primary school student, may I ask if this video is serious?"

"If the video is serious, it's serious video, if it's not serious, it's not serious video."

"Don't read it! I'll say it again, master don't read it!"

"Looking at this angle, it should be taken by someone who was in the hotel at that time. The action is so fast!"

"Make money, it's not shabby!"

......

Bai Ye saw what the audience said.

But what made him feel strange was how the video even edited the words he said to the audience in the live broadcast room earlier. Could it be that the person who was filming in the restaurant was also in his live broadcast room?