Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

But obviously, he didn't learn home.

'If it were me, I would find a stand-in to play the director, wearing a mask anyway. '

Hey, thinking of this, someone Bai suddenly shuddered.

As expected of me.

Song Tan next to him didn't know why Bai Ye suddenly laughed strangely, but the immediate priority was to solve the lunch problem.

The host is okay to say, how can the guests be hungry?

How can you call people to participate in your own show in the future?

"What task? Don't be fooled, tell me quickly!"

Wang Lixin immediately said: "This is actually a big task for today. You have an afternoon of preparation time. Before 7 o'clock in the evening, prepare food for [-] adults to entertain important guests. If you can let the guests If you are all happy, it means that the task is completed, and there will be surprise rewards!"

Huang Han thought about the words for a while, and asked with a frown, "We cook the food ourselves? How do we get the ingredients? We don't have any money now."

Wang Lixin explained: "You can help the villagers complete the field work in exchange for ingredients, and I will distribute ingredients exchange tables to you later."

Song Tan also pinched his fingers and summed up: "Fifteen people, if you want to eat enough, you have to cook at least fifteen dishes of the same amount, right? Since it is said to be an important guest, you have to prepare more. This afternoon How to finish it?"

Huang Han looked at the others and asked, "Is there anyone else who can cook besides me?"

"will not."

Both Feng Chang and Zhang Xinyi shook their heads.

Unexpectedly, the two female guests actually said that they would.

An Feng raised his hand and said, "Teacher Huang, I can make some pasta."

Ji Qinghan then said: "I can make some home-cooked dishes, but the taste is relatively ordinary."

Song Tan boasted in amazement: "You two are so busy, you still have time to learn how to cook, it's amazing!"

Not only him, but the audience in the live broadcast room also found it very strange.

Big star, he is beautiful and rich, so he doesn't need to cook by himself at all.

Well, now only Bai Ye remained silent.

All eyes were on him.

Bai Ye pondered for a long time, and said, "What surprise rewards are there for completion?"

other people:"......"

You were silent for so long just now, just thinking about rewards?

Wang Lixin said tentatively: "Is it okay to tell everyone later?"

"Row."

Bai Ye waved his hand and said, "I don't know how to cook, let's do something else this afternoon."

He already knew what the reward was.

Wang Lixin asked: "Have you discussed it? Do you want to accept the task?"

"Of course I accept it!"

Huang Han said angrily: "Look at what you are asking. If you don't answer, you will give us food?"

"hey-hey."

Wang Lixin laughed awkwardly, and stopped talking.

Everyone started to walk towards the mushroom house.

Because I have already arrived at a very close place by car, so I walked there in less than 2 minutes, what's next...

The four hosts and the two female guests were dumbfounded.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched happily.

They have discovered that happiness really has to be based on the pain of others, especially when this object becomes a star.

You can eat an extra bowl of rice just by looking at their expressions.

Without waiting for the host and guests to attack, Wang Lixin himself jumped out and said, "If you want to change, you only need to complete the previous task!"

This is the trick again.

Bai Ye sighed helplessly.

There is indeed a reason why Wang Lixin couldn't do the show before, and there are too few flexible places.

If the same trick is used too much, the audience will easily feel bored.

But forget it, anyway, I will participate in this issue, so I have something to think about.

......

I went to the 'mushroom house' to search for a long time, but there was not even a chair that could sit on it.

In the end, I moved a few bricks and put the meals sent by the program group on the steps outside the house, so I barely had a place to eat.

This scene is tragic with a touch of humor.

But they still underestimated Wang Lixin's shamelessness, opened several lunch boxes one by one, and there was not even a single meat dish.

All are vegetarian.

Song Tan sighed, looked in the direction of the program group and said, "I'm tired, I don't bother to bother you, you just add food to us."

Just as Wang Lixin was about to speak, Huang Han stood up and said, "If you tell us again, what tasks can be added before we can add food, have you seen the field behind you? I promise to throw you in."

"Cough cough!!"

Wang Lixin was startled by these words, and said, "Okay, okay, I still have lobster, braised pork ribs, small pork belly, etc., all for you, but you can perform a show, right?"

"If I haven't eaten a meal, I don't have the heart to perform any show."

Even Bai Ye couldn't take it anymore.

What's the matter with Lao Wang, insisting on the effect of the show?

It seems that the pressure on him from the live broadcast of variety shows is a bit too much, and he has lost his way.

Song Tan's eyes froze, and he noticed that Bai Ye's mood had changed a bit.

This is his talent.

Just as he was about to talk to persuade Wang Lixin, he didn't expect Lao Wang to change his words and said directly: "OK, let's serve the food first!"

Ok?

The other six were a little lost.

Make a difference, right?

Let's discuss with you about various tasks, unequal contracts, wait until Bai Ye comes here, and you agree?

Seeing the expressions on their faces, the audience in the live broadcast only hated themselves for not being there.

Otherwise, you must shout 'these two have a PY deal'!

......

Except for Bai Ye, the other six people had put in a lot of effort in the morning, and the food was delicious at this time.

That was mouthful after mouthful.

Instead of grabbing food from them, Bai Ye picked up a piece of ribs and said suddenly: "Director Wang, you just said about a performance, otherwise, I'll write a poem, and you can provide me with something later, okay? "

Wang Lixin's eyes lit up, and he nodded frantically: "Yes, no problem!"

Bai Ye's poetry, it's unacceptable and unacceptable!

It was rumored on the Internet that his sleepwalking Tianmu Yin left behind, as if a certain province was discussing whether it should be included in the textbook.

Where can I find such a good thing?

My program, with this poem as the base, will be popular!

Wang Lixin thought so, and so did the others.

Including the host and guests, the on-site staff, and the audience in the live broadcast room, everyone's eyes gathered.

Chapter 159

Everyone stopped the chopsticks in their hands, even if they were not full yet.

Song Tan was the most appreciative, and even sat up straight, as if he was listening attentively.

Seeing that he had already given him such a face, Bai Ye also straightened up, with a serious face.

He put the ribs that he had picked up with his chopsticks into his own bowl, and picked up a crayfish again.

He said affectionately: "Then I will use crayfish as the theme and compose a song "Ode to Shrimp"."

Ok?

I don't know why, but everyone's heart skipped a beat.

An ominous premonition appeared in their hearts out of thin air.

Which serious poet can write about crayfish?

However, before they could react, Bai Ye had already started.

Chanting one word at a time——

"Take your hand and kiss me lightly.

Put your arms around your waist and lift up the red hijab.

Taking a deep breath, he untied the red bellyband.

Pull out the white ribbon and savor the tender meat! "

Not only did he read it out of his mouth, but the movements on his hands didn't stop either.

First, hold the two claws of the crayfish with your hands, and take a sip of the soup on it.

Then pinch the boundary between the shrimp head and the shrimp tail with the right hand, and gently rotate with the left hand to separate the two.

Then throw away the shrimp head, untie the shell of the shrimp tail, pull out the shrimp meat, and show off in one bite.

After finishing the whole day's action, Bai Ye smacked his lips in satisfaction, and said, "I dedicate the song "Ode to Shrimp" to everyone, and hope that everyone in the world will eat crayfish properly."

The place was quiet.

The barrage in the live broadcast room stopped scrolling.

Everyone looked at Bai Ye silently.

Bai Ye looked around and asked doubtfully, "What are you looking at?"

Wang Lixin couldn't bear it anymore, and asked tentatively: "Mr. Bai, are you... teasing everyone? There is actually a real poem... right?"

"What do you mean by teasing everyone?"

Bai Ye was displeased, "Isn't doggerel called poetry? Wow, I didn't expect you, Wang Lixin, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to engage in discrimination!"

Wang Lixin: "..."

Probably the conversation between the two of them brought everyone back to their senses, and the barrage suddenly surged.

"It's Tesco! Thankfully, I had the energy to listen to his poems, but you gave me a poem like this?"

"Forget about doggerel, why can you write a doggerel for Crayfish so well?"

"For a while, I couldn't tell whether the old dog was fishing, or he really thought he wrote well. Brothers, am I useless?"

"Damn it, I'm using the external player, and my dad said that you should go back to your room and watch this kind of video!"

"Crowdfunding beat up old dog Bai in a sack, is there any hero who is a hero!"

"Come on, there are many people who want to kill this guy offline, but they haven't succeeded so far."

......

There was no embarrassment on the faces of the people who read the poems, but it made the faces of several women who listened to the poems flush.