Kidnapped by morality?Don't panic, kidnap it backhand

Bai Ye asked: "I see that you all seem to like being slaves, is it because you are too servile?"

Chapter 91 New Ship Theory

"you--"

Who likes to be said to be servile, at least Xiang Caijie thinks he doesn't like it.

But Bai Ye didn't look at him at all. Instead, he looked at other Western representatives - excluding the authentic foreigners from the Leading Party - and said solemnly: "Let's understand the taming gods of China? Just come and become the master with one hand, and sit on an equal footing with your masters!" "

xun god?

which xun?

Bai Ye had been prepared for a long time, he took out a white chalk from which pocket, and wrote two big words on the round wooden table——

Taming God!

English notes are also thoughtfully attached at the back.

Then he clapped his hands and said, "Come, come, the class has started. Middle-aged and elderly audiences before the live broadcast, please watch with the company of teenagers."

clam?

Everyone was stunned.

Where did you come from, no, you even brought chalk with you?

What a shameful operation!

The camera crew quickly focused a lens on the round table.

Everyone was interested, even Zhong Tai and their four professors.

Deng Qiang asked curiously: "Taming the gods? I've never heard of your theory, tell me about it!"

Bai Ye nodded and said: "In the eyes of many foreigners, most of us in China are atheists. Those who have done a little research will think that most of them are pantheists, or they only worship ancestors, and even the Chinese themselves think so. Of course, most of us think of ourselves more as quantum beliefs."

He took fans and wrote on the round table——

1. Atheism.

2. Pantheism.

3. Ancestor worship.

4. Quantum Faith.

Seeing that Bai Ye finally began to seriously study the issue of belief, not to mention the audience, even the Western expression unconsciously focused on it.

At this moment, they still don't know that this young man thinks differently.

If you want to defeat him, you must first understand him.

Bai Ye's fans shouted: "I understand the previous ones, what does quantum belief mean?"

"literal meaning."

Bai Ye smiled and said, "Did you worship God when you were studying?"

The fans nodded embarrassingly: "If it's a subject that I'm not sure about, I'll pay my respects once in a while."

Bai Ye said: "Then when you worship God, do you worship all the Buddhas in the sky?"

The fan thought about it and said, "It's true!"

Bai Ye laughed and said: "This is the most interesting belief of the Chinese people. We have never limited it. For example, the left eye jumps for money, and the right eye jumps for disaster. Have you heard this saying? Of course, there are some differences. The left eye jumps disaster, the right eye jumps money."

The audience nodded, as long as the Chinese people must have heard of it.

Bai Ye said: "Then think about it carefully, in your mind, is the logic like this——

If the left eye twitches today, it must be a jump for money.

What?Right eye jumping today?Feudal superstition! "

"Hahahahahaha!!"

Some young people in the audience laughed.

Because they do think so a lot of the time.

Bai Ye said: "This is quantum belief, but if you think about it carefully, quantum belief is only superficial. The deep logic of Chinese people's belief should be the theory of taming the gods. Whether you have this concept or not, our bones are taming. God!"

Deng Qiang seemed to have figured out something, but he hadn't studied it carefully, so he couldn't explain it all at once, so he urged: "Don't be tricky, tell me quickly!"

Bai Ye nodded: "In the traditional Western concept, human beings are God's servants, just like what the representatives said before, unconditional awe and obedience to the Lord, they think this is a proof of their strong faith.

So I say they are too servile, because we Chinese people are the opposite of them, we are the bosses of gods.

Of course, if I say this casually, you will definitely not believe it, it doesn’t matter, I have evidence——

The history of Chinese people's taming of gods can be roughly divided into three stages. "

Bai Ye paused at this point, took a chalk and wrote three lines on the round table.

1. Screening.

2. Refined management.

3. Mandatory overtime.

Bai Ye said: "First of all, let's talk about the first stage, screening. In the earliest myths——the Shan Hai Jing in the early Warring States Period, and later in the Ming Dynasty's List of Gods—there were many gods at the beginning of the division of heaven and earth, most of them were Divine beasts, perverted and tyrannical, how did our ancestors do it?

For example, in ancient times, the earth was dry, because there were ten suns in the sky, and the division of labor between these suns was unclear, and they refused to work hard, and sometimes appeared together.

You know the story behind, there was a man named Hou Yi among the ancestors who almost killed the whole family of Sun with a bow.

You look through the myths of all the nations in the world, and only we Chinese dare to treat the sun god like this. "

Everyone recalled according to the instructions...

Don't say it, it really is!

Bai Ye said: "For another example, Wuzhiqi is the water god of the Huaihe River. He is a natural monkey god, but unfortunately he refuses to be disciplined and often stirs up troubles in the Huaihe River, endangering the people.

When Dayu controlled the floods, the monkey got itchy and was still messing around. How did our ancestors do it?

According to records, Yu summoned men, locked Pohou's neck with a big iron chain, put a golden bell on his nose, hung him up, and beat him severely. Seeing that Pohou refused to accept the beating, he simply suppressed him in Guishan, Huaiyin. underfoot. "

Bai Ye gave many examples.

He didn't make up these things, and there's no need to make them up. That's how Chinese people really treat gods.

"Okay, the ancestors beat up a group, killed a group, and suppressed a group, but looking back, how come there are so many gods who don't have a serious job? What should we do? Then eat!

Eating Ba snake meat can treat stomach pain, eat it.

You can avoid nightmares if you eat glutinous rice.

Eating a nine-tailed fox can ward off evil spirits.

After non-stop killing and eating, the surviving gods were all convinced, honestly researching service-related practical skills, and working hard for the people.That is to say, our current gods, begging for relatives and giving off children, attracting wealth and making treasures, Shi Yunbu rain, in short, all of them have learned to be good. "

After Bai Ye finished speaking, he stopped to give the audience a moment to think.

"At this point, the ancestors began to fine-tune the management of the gods, because there are more and more people in the land of Huaxia, just like a company is getting bigger and bigger, how can we work well without setting a standard? ?”

Some viewers said: "How to fine-tune management?"

It's not that they changed their faces quickly, they were scolded by Bai Ye before, and now they are flattering.

It’s really interesting to talk about these things, curiosity can’t be stopped!

Bai Ye said, "Have you ever gone to the temple to burn incense and make a wish?"

"I've been there!" Many viewers replied.

"Our Huaxia people's process is the only one in the world. If we need help from the gods, go burn incense first. What is this? Deposit. When the matter is completed, we will go to pay back the vow. What is this? Final payment!

Is this the case in the West?No, how dare they bargain with their Lord, they don't have the guts! "

When Bai Ye explained, he still didn't forget to step on it.

The audience burst into laughter.

Bai Ye said: "You have to say, if the professional level of the gods is not good, what should we do if we take the deposit and don't do things? Simple, smash his temple, what is this called? Be held accountable for breach of contract!

I didn't make it up randomly. If you look through the history books, there are two words that appear very frequently, one is 'cutting down mountains and destroying temples' and the other is 'forbidding sexual sacrifice'.

This makes it very clear, Huaxia people don’t care where you are, if you work hard, you will have incense. The laid-off, cancel the establishment! "

Chapter 92 How dare the servant bark?

"Hahahahahaha!"

The audience laughed out loud.

They are so familiar with this set of words, they can empathize with them!

On the other side, Keyuan Community.

Guo Liang looked at Bai Ye on the live broadcast screen and sighed: "Mr. Bai is indeed much stronger than me. This appeal and entry point are too powerful. It seems that I want to defeat him, and I have a long way to go!"

Lin Senhui, who was at the side, remained silent all this time, his eyes lit up when he heard this.

Mysteriously said: "Xiao Guozi, you believe in light, no, do you know that you can give it to Shengzong for free? Join this elder's hall!"

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The show scene.

Some viewers asked: "What you said is wrong, we pray to God and worship Buddha now, if it doesn't work, then we can't smash it!"

Bai Ye looked at him for a few seconds before saying, "Think about it carefully, aren't we afraid to smash it? Isn't there a law for that? Doesn't this further prove the importance of gods having editors?"

Ok?

The man was taken aback, as if...that's the truth!

All of a sudden a little blush.

The people around him hurriedly pulled him to sit down, stop making trouble, what to say!

Bai Ye ignored them and said, "In modern times, the number of Chinese people has increased sharply. Even if there are management gods, it is not enough. What should we do? Mandatory overtime.

The most classic is the Dragon King Temple in various places, which are carried out for two steps when drought occurs.

Do you recall whether you have heard such stories from your elders——

There is a drought in a certain place, Dragon King, you must give me rain today, if you don’t let it rain, you won’t give us face, then we will carry you out to expose you to the sun.

If you have reached this point and you still don’t see rain, okay, Shi Yunbuyu is very professional, and ordinary gods can’t do it. We really can’t directly smash your temple, so we will smoke you!

Come on, let's recall well, have you heard the story of the dragon king? "

Deng Qiang laughed and said, "There are quite a lot of such records."

Zhong Taihe also nodded: "There are such records in the county annals of various places. I used to read it as a story, but I didn't expect this kind of logic in it."

It's not necessarily that he didn't expect it, maybe he deliberately endorsed Bai Ye's words.

The audience was very excited and discussed it.

The situation was so good, if Xiang Caijie hadn't interrupted suddenly, everyone would have forgotten that it was a debate meeting.

Not to mention slandering and smearing the Chinese people for their lack of belief-didn't you see that they were all very happy?

The task cannot be completed!

So Xiang Caijie said loudly: "Then there is still ancestor worship? Does China also want to domesticate ancestors? This is truly disrespectful!"

"Just ask questions, don't be so loud."

Bai Ye looked at him impatiently, "If you blow my ears up for no reason, I will really be rude to you."

Xiang Caijie was stunned, but he didn't panic at all. He felt that Bai Ye must not be able to answer, so he said such a thing.

Bai Ye used the brains of the audience to think, and everyone knew what he was thinking, and said contemptuously: "The second devil is the second devil after all. If you don't love this land, of course you can't study it deeply."

Without waiting for him to refute, he said directly: "Although Chinese people worship ancestors, they do not worship blindly. Although we have the idea that the dead are the greatest, we firmly believe that living is fundamental.

Whether it's the live audience or the audience watching the live broadcast, think again, have you ever heard the story of the old man scolding the ancestor?

For example, a child has been suffering from a high fever. He invited a sorceress to say that he was attracted by an ancestor in the family. The grandma was so angry that he went out with a willow stick. Hitting the spirit position, scolding while beating, have you heard of it? "