From the standstill of time, across the heavens

###Chapter 345 I am a rest, I am unqualified###

After Hao Shuai chatted with Si Mu for a while, Jia Le came in with a pot of tea, "Master, the tea is ready."

"Well, it's hard work. Let's prepare breakfast and make it richer. By the way, tidy up the guest room. Ashuai and Tingting will stay here for a few days." Simu specially asked Jiale to make it better, fearing that Hao Shuai would know that he was usually busy. It's so frustrating, it's a loss of face.

"Uncle, there is no need to prepare the room, I will arrange it myself." Hao Shuai stopped Jia Le who was about to go to work.

"You can make breakfast first." After dismissing Jia Le with four eyes, he said to Hao Shuai, "My nephew doesn't want to live here, is there any dissatisfaction?"

"Uncle, you have misunderstood. I have already arranged for my nephew. If you don't believe me, come with me." Seeing the uneasy expression in his eyes, Hao Shuai quickly explained.

Afterwards, Hao Shuai took Ren Tingting and Simu to the outside of the yard, found an open space, took out a universal capsule from his arms, turned on the switch, and threw it on the ground!

"Bang~" sounded.Immediately, countless white smoke rose from the ground.

When the white smoke dissipated, a small villa appeared in the open space.

"Nephew~~This is~the legendary Mustard Seed Sumeru Technique?" The four eyes saw a villa vividly conjured up in front of their eyes, and they were so shocked that their jaws moved quickly, and it took a long time before they stuttered and asked. This sentence.

On the other hand, Ren Tingting, who was on the side, was a little surprised, but she didn't react as much as her four eyes, because when Hao Shuai was dating Ren Tingting, he would often turn into many weird, delicious and fun things out of nothing, even though this time it was a house. , but Ren Tingting has long been used to it, only thinking that this is the Taoism practiced by Hao Shuai.

"Mustard Seed Sumeru? It can also be said that, let's go, uncle, I will show you my house."

After Hao Shuai finished speaking, he opened the door, led Simu to visit the small villa, and saw many Western electrical appliances that Hao Shuai talked about.

When Simu came out of Hao Shuai's small villa, he no longer had the idea of ​​staying in Hao Shuai. Anyone with such good accommodation conditions would choose this place.

"Master, breakfast is ready!" Jia Le's voice came from the gate of the yard. At this time, he also found a small villa outside the yard out of thin air, and immediately said in surprise: "Master~~What is this? "

Simu led Hao Shuai and Ren Tingting back, and when they came to Jia Le, they couldn't help but reached out and flicked Jia Le's head, and said, "This is your brother's mustard seed sumeru technique, why should you be surprised? ready to eat."

"Oh, senior brother is really amazing." Jia Le covered his forehead and exclaimed.

When the four of them sat down to eat, Jia Le suddenly said, "By the way, Master, I forgot to tell you that the master next door is back."

Upon hearing this, the Taoist priest with four eyes turned a cold face: "So what if you come back, do you still want me to pay his respects to him?"

"That's not necessary!"

Jiale knew that his master and Master Yixiu were enemies, so he smiled embarrassingly, and was about to say something more, when he saw Master Yixiu in a white robe leading Qingqing in a red floral dress into the yard, He hurriedly said: "Master, the master has brought his apprentice in."

"Come on, come on, there's nothing to shout about." Four eyes responded to Jia Le angrily.

"Oh~ I see."

In the past, Simu would definitely find a reason to ignore Master Yixiu.But now that Hao Shuai and Ren Tingting are present, if he hides and sees no one, it is indeed against the way of hospitality, and if it gets out, it will be a little embarrassing for him.

At this time Master Yixiu and Qingqing had already walked in, Hao Shuai saw that the four eyes did not stand up to greet him at all, so he could only pretend not to know each other and asked: "Uncle, who are these two?"

The complexion of the four eyes is a little bit bad, but to Hao Shuai's question, he still said: "He is a monk who lives next door, you don't need to pay attention to him."

Seeing that Master had spoken, Jiale said to Master Yixiu and Jingjing enthusiastically: "Master, Jingjing, let's have breakfast together, I have a share for you."

Master Yixiu nodded with a smile and said: "Well, then I will bother you."

Then she sat down with Qingqing.

Seeing the two sitting down, Hao Shuai took a serious look at them. Master Yixiu said they were monks, but he had short gray hair on his head.He was wearing a white monk's robe and held a string of rosary beads in his hand.It looks like it should be about 50 to [-] years old, and the expression on its face is quite harmonious.

Looking at his face, Hao Shuai thought of the profiteer owner of the rice store in the town next door to Renjia Town, and wondered to himself whether Master Hugh might be the profiteer owner who had become enlightened and escaped into Buddhism during this period of time, otherwise how could the two of them exactly the same.

Jingjing is Master Yixiu's apprentice, about the same age as Ren Tingting.The appearance is pure and beautiful, although the clothes are relatively simple, but there is a special charm.

Looking at Qingqing who was prettier than Li Lizhen when she was young, she was used to seeing all kinds of beauties, but she had no idea about Qingqing who hadn't grown up yet.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Jiale hurriedly said to Master Yixiu, Jingjing and Zhou Xuan: "Master, let me introduce you. These two are disciples of my Master Lin, Hao Shuai and his wife Ren Tingting. Brother, this It's Master Yixiu and Jingjing."

"Hello, master. Hello, Miss Qingqing." Hao Shuai greeted politely, and Ren Tingting followed suit.

"Fellow Daoist Tianting is full of luster, rich and handsome, he is an extraordinary person." Master Yixiu looked at Hao Shuai's face and said sincerely.

"Master, you're being polite." Hao Shuai didn't expect that he was hiding so deeply, yet people could see his handsomeness and extraordinaryness at a glance, so he replied modestly.

"Hehe~~ Of course my nephew is extraordinary, you must know that his cultivation has surpassed mine by a lot!" Looking at Yixiu with four eyes, he said proudly.

"It's not your apprentice, what are you proud of, and besides, as an uncle, you are surpassed by your own nephew, is it very honorable?" Master Yixiu was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and immediately replied.

"You~~" Looking around for a moment, Master Yixiu replied and couldn't say a word.

Hao Shuai wanted to laugh as he watched from the side. These four eyes were obviously attacking the other's strengths with his own weaknesses. He also didn't think that the monk is the best at debating, so how could he possibly speak out against the monk.

However, Hao Shuai also knew that this was the way Master Yixiu and Simu got along with each other. It was through such quarrels and noises for more than ten years that they formed a deep friendship with each other.

This can be seen from the fact that the two behind the movie can work together to deal with zombies.

"Come on, master, eat vegetables!" Hao Shuai quickly changed the topic when he saw that his four eyes couldn't say anything to Master Yixiu, and he seemed to want to get mad.

Otherwise, if the two of them have a mess of meals like in the movie, how will Hao Shuai and Tingting eat? Will they go crazy or not?

"By the way, when I came in just now, I found a house with a strange shape next to it. May I ask what it is?" Master Yixiu knew that enough was enough, so he changed the subject and asked about Hao Shuai's house.

"Hehe~~ You haven't seen it yet!" Simu seized the opportunity to look at Master Yixiu with contempt, and said, "That's the house transformed by my nephew using the Mustard Seed Sumeru Technique, the authentic Maoshan Taoism."

"Ah~~ I didn't expect Maoshan to have such magical skills. It's really admirable!" This time, Master Yixiu didn't look back, but said sincerely.

Simu listened to Master Yixiu's words, but couldn't continue to say anything, so he could only drink his porridge in suspense.

###3Chapter 16 Royal Zombie Arrival###

After eating this slightly joyous breakfast, Master Yixiu took Qingqing back.

After Hao Shuai took Ren Tingting and Simu to talk, he was also planning to go back to his small villa to catch up on sleep. After all, they had traveled all night last night, and neither of them had a good rest.

After returning to the small villa, Hao Shuai always felt that he had the smell of a fox on his body, so he took Ren Tingting to the bathroom, first taught her how to use modern bathroom products, and waited for the hot water to fill the big bathtub. , they dragged Ren Tingting into the bathtub and rubbed each other.

Although Ren Tingting was wiped out by Hao Shuai as early as one day after the engagement, the two were so honest with each other that she was still very shy. Fortunately, traditional education made it difficult for Ren Tingting to refuse Hao Shuai's request. Rubbing and rubbing like this, I slowly rubbed onto the bed.

Fortunately, Hao Shuai had placed a psionic mask outside the small villa in advance, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing for the voice to be heard in broad daylight.

……

Time flies, half a month flies by...

During the past half month, Hao Shuai took Ren Tingting to practice Kung Fu twice a day, morning and evening, practicing martial arts moves in the morning and practicing Kung Fu in bed at night.

This skill is a serious skill. Hao Shuai lost his true energy to Ren Tingting by reversing Beiming's Heavenly Absorption Kungfu, making Ren Tingting reach the acquired peak in a short time.

Hao Shuai didn't immediately help her break through her innate ability, but wanted her to adapt to the sudden surge in strength first, and at the same time increase her actual combat experience before proceeding to the next step.

Of course, there are also disadvantages to practicing this evening, that is, it becomes unscrupulous when you practice often, and because Hao Shuai's "skill" is too deep, after each practice, Ren Tingting, who is exhausted, always asks for help. It would be good to find another wife, such as Master Yixiu's apprentice Qing Qing.

But every time, Hao Shuai refused with righteous words, saying that he only loves her in this world. After coaxing Ren Tingting, who was deeply touched, into a deep sleep, Hao Shuai went to other worlds to solve unresolved problems.

In addition to practicing kung fu, Hao Shuai spends the rest of his time either discussing Taoism with Simu, learning Maoshan's corpse refining technique, or sacrificing his own magic weapon - the thousand-year lightning strike peach wood sword.

Peach wood, also known as "immortal wood" and "dragon wood", is the essence of the five trees. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that "town houses ward off evil spirits, exorcise evil spirits and bring blessings".According to legend, it is used by Kuafu every day, so it carries the characteristics of the sun star to be just and yang.

Therefore, the mahogany sword has also become a magic tool of Taoism to ward off evil spirits. As the Shangqing sect, the Maoshan school inevitably uses the mahogany sword to drive away ghosts and demons.

It is said that if peach trees continue to grow, they will be struck by lightning every 500 years, and the surviving peach trees are the nemesis of evil things.Because at this time, Taomu's body is infected with the breath of thunder and fire. If it is made into a magic weapon, it will not only greatly increase the magic formula for guiding thunder, but also if it is marked with a special magic seal, it will automatically absorb the energy of the sky thunder, and attach to it when attacking. The attack power of Tianlei will increase several times out of thin air.

For ordinary ascetics, century-old mahogany is a rare thing. Didn't Jiushu only use a century-old mahogany sword until now?What's more, it is a peach tree struck by lightning, which is even more precious in this degenerate era.

But these are not a problem for Hao Shuai who owns several worlds. Under Hao Shuai's imperial decree, it took two months for the Deer Cauldron World to get Hao Shuai a period of nearly 500 years. Lightning strikes mahogany.

Later, Hao Shuai used Maoshan's refining method to make a thousand-year-old lightning-struck mahogany sword, which was taken out for sacrifice every day when no one was around.

The reason why he took it out when no one was around was mainly because he was afraid of irritating Simu and the others. After all, since the founding of the Maoshan sect, the thousand-year-old sect, there has only been a lightning-struck mahogany sword for nearly a thousand years.

Hao Shuai, apart from practicing kung fu and offering sacrifices to the mahogany sword, spends the rest of his time watching Simu fight with Master Yixiu next door all day long, enriching his spare time.

In the movie, these two old urchins compete with each other every day. It is estimated that they intend to add some fun to the boring monastic life. After all, in this deep mountain and old forest, entertainment methods are really scarce.

……

This afternoon, Hao Shuai was drinking tea with Simu in the house, discussing some details of the corpse refining technique, when there was a sudden noise outside the door.

Hao Shuai and Si Mu looked at each other, then led Jia Le and Ren Tingting out the door.

I saw a team of dozens of people walking on the loess path outside the yard.

In the team, there are high-ranking men with long knives at their waists, and Taoist priests with their hair in buns and orange-red Taoist robes.

They escorted a cart, on which stood a golden coffin with copper horns shining golden in the sun.

Accompanying them was a sliding pole, on which sat a little boy wearing silk and satin clothes, who could be seen from a wealthy or noble family.

Simu obviously recognized the leading Taoist priest in the team, and led Hao Shuai and the others towards the team. Master Yixiu next door also came out and followed Simu.

"Senior brother." Before the four eyes approached, the Taoist shouted first.

At this time, the four eyes also recognized that the person who came was his junior brother, Daoist Qianhe, and responded happily: "Junior brother."

Ever since the brothers and sisters left the mountain, they rarely had the chance to meet each other. Now that they can see each other, they are still very happy.

When the two met, Qianhe and Simu exchanged a Taoist etiquette.

Jia Le on the side also obviously recognized Daoist Qianhe, and hurriedly saluted his uncle to say hello.

"Daoist Qianhe! Long time no see!"

Master Yixiu greeted Priest Qianhe with a smile.

"Master Yixiu! It's been a long time!"

Daoist Qianhe returned the salute, and then looked at Hao Shuai, thinking that Hao Shuai was Simu's new disciple, so he asked, "Brother! Is this your new disciple?"

Seeing being misunderstood by Daoist Qianhe, his four eyes were a little sour and he said: "How can I have such a fate! This is Brother Lin's disciple, and he came to stay with me for a while."

At this moment, Hao Shuai stepped forward, bowed to Qianhe and said, "Disciple Hao Shuai, I have met Uncle Qianhe."

Qianhe looked at Hao Shuai carefully, and found that Hao Shuai was only handsome, and the rest looked ordinary, and he couldn't detect the fluctuation of mana, so he looked curiously at the four eyes, hoping that he could explain.

"I'll tell you..." Knowing what Taoist Priest Qianhe was wondering about, he pulled him aside with four eyes and muttered a few words. When Priest Qianhe came to Hao Shuai again, his face was still shocked. Said: "Brother Lin is very lucky! You have accepted such a talented apprentice."

"Master, you are welcome." Hao Shuai looked at Daoist Qianhe who had a mustache, a Taoist crown on his head, and a mahogany sword on his back, with a determined face, and decided to find a way to save him at night.

The reason why Hao Shuai wanted to save Qianhe was definitely not because he praised Hao Shuai as a genius just now, but because he was admired by Qianhe's fearlessness in the movie. Not everyone has the courage to commit suicide in order not to harm others.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here??" Just as Simu was about to catch up with Qianhe, a sissy in the team with foundation on her face and a Western Region costume yelled.

Priest Qianhe turned around and said, "Wait a minute, Guan Wu, I'll ask my brother for some glutinous rice!"

"Sticky rice?"

Wu Guan didn't know the reason, but the four-eyed priest's expression changed.

Instruct Jiale to go to the kitchen to get glutinous rice, and then come to the golden coffin.

"Bronze horn, golden coffin, ink bucket net, inside, could it be that inside..."

"Yes, it's a zombie."

Qianhe nodded, her tone was a little dignified. This time when she went to Beijing, Qianhe really had no idea, and always felt that something was going to happen.

###3Chapter 17 Royal Zombies###

After getting Qianhe's affirmation, he looked at Qianhe with some worry in his four eyes, and asked, "It turned out to be a zombie, why didn't you burn him?"

"Alas~" Qianhe sighed softly, and said helplessly: "This zombie belongs to the frontier royal family, so it cannot be burned. We must transport it to Beijing as soon as possible, and wait for the emperor's order."

Taoist Qianhe's words made Hao Shuai almost laugh like a pig, now that the Republic of China is over, even though Pu Yi has not been kicked out of the Forbidden City, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the Qing Dynasty is over.

I didn't expect that so many old and young people in the Qing Dynasty would miss the Qing Dynasty!

Simu also understands that Qianhe is taking people's money, so he can only eliminate disasters for others, and has no right to deal with this zombie, so he can only shake his head.

"Daoist Qianhe, why don't you dismantle the tent, let it absorb the sunlight and reduce the corpse aura." At this moment, Yixiu who walked around the golden coffin said suddenly.

Glancing at the tent, Qianhe seemed to suddenly realize something. "That's right, thank you Master for your guidance."

Then he ordered his four apprentices to dismantle the tents in the southeast and northwest.

Hao Shuai, who knew the direction of the plot, did not stop this action. In order to ensure that the zombies can be struck by lightning smoothly, Hao Shuai had to let the plot proceed as before, so that he could get a mutated and powerful zombie.

"What are you doing, why are you tearing down the tent?" The sissy black steward's voice interrupted Hao Shuai's thinking.

Taoist Master Qianhe hurried forward and explained the reason to Guanshi Wu. Guanshi Wu was a layman and didn't understand these things at all.

After a while, Jiale brought the glutinous rice over.

After getting the glutinous rice, Daoist Qianhe and Daoist Simu and others exchanged a few words and continued on the road under Wu Guanshi's urging.

Watching Qianhe and others leave, he sighed faintly with four eyes: "I hope this glutinous rice won't be needed."