"Fuck! How is this a turtle? This is clearly a small Godzilla. Isn't this too fantasy?!" Hao Shuai, who was at a high place, could see clearly, what kind of small mountain was that before? , It is basically the body of a thousand-year-old tortoise.
It is estimated that stones and weeds are piled up on it because it often stands still, and now it is disturbed by Bai Yunfei's flute sound, so it comes out to get some air.
Sometimes Hao Shuai also admired the screenwriters of the early Xiangjiang films. The original novel of his novel was written about the ten-thousand-year tortoise, which was only about the size of a foot. After their adaptation, the ten-thousand-year tortoise shrank to a thousand-year tortoise. But it's a bit outrageous that the size has expanded to such a large size.
It can only be said that the screenwriter has a big brain, and abruptly changed the martial arts movie into a fairy tale movie.
After Bai Yunfei saw the thousand-year-old tortoise coming out, he flew sideways, then stood on a high place and continued to play the flute.
The sound of the flute was more violent than before, causing the stones on the cliff to fall continuously, and they smashed at the tortoise one after another. After a few hits, the tortoise 'lyed dead' and stopped moving.
"Yunfei, be careful, it's pretending to be dead." Hao Shuai, who knows that a turtle will become a master and die so easily, reminded Bai Yunfei who was walking towards it to take the turtle's gall.
Hearing Hao Shuai's reminder, Bai Yunfei stopped immediately. The tortoise, which had its head down, opened its huge mouth fiercely, shooting out a terrifying flame from it, and sprayed it straight at Bai Yunfei.
Bai Yunfei, who had been on guard for a long time, turned sideways to hide, but the tortoise couldn't make a move, so he quickly raised his extremely sharp claws, and slapped Bai Yunfei with his palm.
"Yunfei, deal with it with water." Knowing the weakness of the tortoise, Hao Shuai didn't want Bai Yunfei to waste his time, so he should deal with it as soon as possible and go back to sleep.
Bai Yunfei, who had just escaped the giant claws, immediately understood what Hao Shuai meant, and walked to the edge of the pool with his feet lost. He mobilized his internal force and slapped towards the pool. Suddenly, a huge wave rose from the pool and splashed on the tortoise. There was a burst of thick fog.
Bai Yunfei, who succeeded in one blow, didn't give the tortoise a chance to breathe, and he slapped a few more palms one after another, causing huge waves to rush towards the tortoise. The tortoise was soon thrown on its back, and after two howls, it disappeared completely. sound.
Seeing that he had really dealt with the tortoise this time, Bai Yunfei was about to step forward to take out the tortoise's gall, when suddenly, a big beautiful woman in a light blue dress with fluttering sleeves rushed down from the opposite mountain peak, hugging a pipa.
She deftly plucked the strings of the pipa with her right hand, and then she shot out with vigor, causing sand and rocks to fly around, and the flames splashing in all directions.
The person who came was Lan Xiaodie, an acquaintance of Hao Shuai, and Hao Shuai knew exactly where there were moles on her body when he was acquainted. After carefully comparing the differences between Aunt Shisan and her, Hao Shuai found that the two might just be temperamental. difference.
"You're not Lan Haiping." Standing on the hill, the condescending Lan Xiaodie looked at Bai Yunfei coldly and said.
"My master didn't come." Hearing her mentioning her master, Bai Yunfei's expression improved a little.
"Then you must be Bai Yunfei," Lan Xiaodie said affirmatively.
When someone called out his name, Bai Yunfei asked in confusion, "I've never been out of the rivers and lakes, how do you know me?"
"Hmph, I've known your name for more than 20 years." Lan Xiaodie looked at the person in front of her who she had been talking about for more than [-] years.
"You are……"
Before Bai Yunfei finished speaking, Lan Xiaodie jumped down from the hill, took out a dagger, and slashed at the fire tortoise's chest, cutting a big hole, reaching in and taking out a tortoise gall the size of a bowling ball .
At this time, the thousand-year-old tortoise had just died, and its guts were still emitting scorching heat. Even with Lan Xiaodie's skill, she didn't dare to hold it for a long time, so she quickly put it in her carry bag.
With the guts in hand, Lan Xiaodie immediately jumped up and was about to leave, Bai Yunfei saw the other party got up and wanted to fly away, so he also chased after him.
After the two chased and ran away, Hao Shuai teleported to the corpse of the thousand-year-old tortoise. Feeling the high temperature of the turtle corpse, Hao Shuai said bitterly: "Prodigal girls, Without the tortoise gall, this corpse is also a treasure, not to mention that the tortoise blood can be used to make medicine, this meat is also a great tonic, maybe there is a tortoise whip!"
Hao Shuai planned to go back and teach Bai Yunfei not to waste things, so he conveniently put the turtle carcass into the space, and held a tortoise feast when he had time.
In fact, when he first saw the tortoise, Hao Shuai thought about whether he should take it back and use it as a pet mount, but after seeing its anger, he gave up this idea.
It's one thing to think it's slow, the main reason is that it emits sparks all over, and Hao Shuai is afraid that his clothes will be burned by it.
After collecting the turtle corpse, Hao Shuai teleported back to Xuanyu, climbed onto Xuanyu's back, patted its neck, and said, "Xuanyu, catch up with Yunfei."
Xuanyu, who had already been thrown into Hao Shuai's arms, flapped her wings obediently, and flew towards Lan Xiaodie and Bai Yunfei.
When Hao Shuai rushed to the sky above the boat where Lan Xiaodie was on, the two girls on the boat were already fighting fiercely. One played the flute leisurely, the other the pipa passionately, one flute and the other pipa, and the two sonic skills began to confront each other through the sails. Wave.
The two martial arts are the same, so naturally they can't dismantle their moves, they can only compete with each other's internal strength, and each other uses all their strength to stimulate the sound wave skills. The world changes color in a short time, and the sound waves keep colliding, causing huge waves to appear in the sea outside the shaking boat.
At this time, both of them stopped the musical instruments in their hands at the same time, and confronted each other holding the musical instruments. Suddenly, a huge wave "boomed" and swept towards them.
The two were forced to fly backwards by the huge waves at the same time, Lan Xiaodie jumped back to the cabin, the maid behind hurried forward to support her, but she heard her shout: "Be careful of the aftermath of her flute!"
And Bai Yunfei, who had seen mid-air earlier, jumped onto the mast and jumped back onto Xuanyu with his strength.
"Yunfei, are you okay? Come, take this blood-enriching pill." Hao Shuai asked with distress when he saw the blood on the corner of Bai Yunfei's mouth.
"I'm fine, thank you, sir." Bai Yunfei took Hao Shuai's pill, swallowed it in one gulp, and secretly urged his internal energy to speed up the effect of the pill.
"Xuanyu, let's go back to Jiuzhou Mansion first." Hao Shuai said.
###234 Chapter Lan Xiaodie, I will collect interest###
With the speed of Xuanyu, it flew above the Kyushu Mansion in just a moment.
"Xuanyu, land outside the city." Bai Yunfei said.
After Xuanyu stopped on a small hill outside the city, Bai Yunfei said to Hao Shuai: "Sir, I want to go back to my master and ask about my life experience and what happened back then."
"Do you want me to go with you?" Hao Shuai asked.
On the way back, Hao Shuai already knew what happened to Bai Yunfei and Lan Xiaodie just now. Unlike in the movie, Bai Yunfei resisted Lan Xiaodie's sonic skills for the sake of the turtle's guts. Now Bai Yunfei has no power over the turtle's guts. The need to get it, as for the residual poison of my husband, I am slowly forcing it out.
Originally, Bai Yunfei planned to leave after listening to Lan Xiaodie's narration of the truth, but because Lan Xiaodie was aggressive and kept irritating Bai Yunfei with words, the two of them had to fight in the end.
"No need, it's faster for me to ride Xuanyu alone. You should take good care of yourself in Kyushu Mansion. It's better not to participate in that martial arts conference. When I come back, I will dispel the residual poison in your body." Bai Yunfei seemed to want to Like a wife on a business trip, she exhorted Hao Shuai.
"Then be careful." Hao Shuai hugged Bai Yunfei and said goodbye to her.
Five or six minutes later, Bai Yunfei pushed Hao Shuai away, jumped onto Xuanyu's back, left a sentence "I'm leaving", and flew away as if fleeing.
Parting is a common occurrence among the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, so Bai Yunfei left so swiftly, of course, it was mainly because she was afraid that if she didn't leave, she wouldn't be able to leave.
Hao Shuai just watched Xuanyu fly farther and farther until he could no longer see the shadow, then turned his gaze to the direction he had just come back from.
Hao Shuai intends to go there to say hello to others.
……
Here, after Bai Yunfei rode away on a crane, Lan Xiaodie was helped back into the cabin by the maid.
"Miss, are you seriously injured?" the maid asked nervously while helping Lan Xiaodie wipe her body.
"Don't let people know." Lan Xiaodie, who has rich experience in the world, ordered. She knew that if the news of her injury got out, others would not dare to tell it. Su Penghai, who had a cooperative relationship with her, would definitely sneak in. .
At that time, my seriously injured body will not be able to resist him, and it will be dangerous at that time.
"Yes, miss, I will be careful." The maid whispered.
"En." Lan Xiaodie nodded slightly, stopped talking, and let the maid clean her back.
After cleaning up her body, Lan Xiaodie dismissed the maid, sat cross-legged, and began to heal her injuries.
"You won't be able to recover until tomorrow morning."
Suddenly, an abrupt voice sounded in the room.
"Who?" Lan Xiaodie, who was recovering from her wounds, immediately opened her eyes and looked in the direction of the voice.
Suddenly there was a handsome handsome guy in the room sitting cross-legged in front of him, looking at him with a smile.
"Who are you? How did you get in?" Lan Xiaodie, who hadn't been running for a week and couldn't finish her work, could only remind the maids outside the door by shouting.
"Don't worry, I have no ill intentions towards you, otherwise you would have died long ago. Also, stop shouting, your subordinates won't be able to hear you." Hao Shuai saw Lan Xiaodie's plan at a glance.
"You killed them?" Lan Xiaodie looked at Hao Shuai with hatred. These maids grew up with her.
"I'm not a murderer, why kill them for no reason?" Hao Shuai said speechlessly.
Seeing Lan Xiaodie's expression of disbelief, Hao Shuai didn't bother to explain. He sat directly behind her, put his hands against her back, and the strong true energy began to pour into Lan Xiaodie's body continuously, repairing her body. Her injured tendons.
In fact, the correct method of exercise and healing is the same as when the male protagonist heals the beautiful woman in the TV series. He should take off his clothes and expose his back, which is more conducive to speeding up the healing.
This is not because of the needs of the plot, but it is based on science. In a nutshell, the palm is directly attached to the flesh to heal the wound, which is conducive to the transmission of true energy. If it is through the clothes, it will increase the consumption of true energy.
The reason why Hao Shuai didn't suggest Lan Xiaodie to show his back was mainly because he made this request when they first met, because he was afraid of being beaten, and because of his profound skills, he didn't care about such a little loss.
The healing process is roughly the same as that shown on TV: during the healing process, white smoke will rise from the head of the wounded and the rescuer. When the wounded in front vomits blood, the latter withdraws his palms. for completion.
The only difference between Hao Shuai's healing is that only other people's heads emit smoke, while Hao Shuai's own head does not emit smoke. With Hao Shuai's internal strength, he can heal a congenital early-stage Lan Xiaodie without panting.
"How do you feel?" Hao Shuai asked after finishing his work.
"I'm fine." Lan Xiaodie turned around and looked at Hao Shuai, "Who the hell are you?"
"I am the husband-in-law of Bai Yunfei you injured just now." The honest young man said truthfully.
"I hurt your wife, and you still heal me?" Lan Xiaodie was furious unexpectedly, and then came up to fight Hao Shuai desperately, which made Hao Shuai look at him with admiration.
In fact, Hao Shuai was wrong. Of course, Lan Xiaodie wanted to teach Hao Shuai a lesson, but she didn't dare. After Hao Shuai healed her just now, she felt Hao Shuai's incomparably rich real energy.
Lan Xiaodie clearly knew that she and Hao Shuai were dozens of floors behind, so it would be foolish to trouble Hao Shuai like this, and it would also hurt the people on board.
"You are very similar to someone I know very well, so I don't want you to get hurt." Hao Shuai was talking about Aunt Thirteen, of course he is familiar with her.
"Then how do you want me to repay you?" Lan Xiaodie suddenly leaned forward and leaned into Hao Shuai's arms, looking at Hao Shuai with charming eyes.
"You don't need to repay me." Hao Shuai, who has been tried and tested for a long time, can't be seduced by such a small trick, at least he has to take off his clothes.
And Hao Shuai also saw Lan Xiaodie's plan, she felt that Bai Yunfei had robbed her father, she planned to rob Bai Yunfei's favorite husband-in-law!
So don't offend women, a woman can even take advantage of herself if she becomes ruthless.
Of course, it is not ruled out that Lan Xiaodie has this idea because Hao Shuai is tall, handsome, and strong enough.
"Aren't I beautiful?" Lan Xiaodie continued to seduce Hao Shuai with her clumsy methods.
"You are beautiful. There are few people in the world who can compare with you in appearance." Hao Shuai's words were true.
"Then you don't want to do something to me?" Lan Xiaodie has made some progress this time, and knows how to draw a heart on Hao Shuai's chest with her small hands.
"It's not good, I'm afraid you will be angry." Hao Shuai said insincerely.
"No, no matter what you do to me, I will do it voluntarily, and I won't be angry with you." Hearing Hao Shuai's tone softened a little, Lan Xiaodie felt a little complacent in her heart, as expected, all men are lustful , no one can resist my beauty.
"That's what you said! Then I did it. I'll charge some interest first." Hao Shuai made up his mind.
"Come on!" Lan Xiaodie didn't understand what Hao Shuai meant by interest, but it didn't hinder the joy of success in her heart.
Thinking of Bai Yunfei's painful expression after she knew that her husband had abandoned her, Lan Xiaodie couldn't help but want to laugh out loud on the spot.
"Come on, turn around and lie down here." Hao Shuai directed Lan Xiaodie, who was still a rookie, into a good posture, then stretched out his sinful big hand, and slapped Lan Xiaodie's pretty tun with a slap.
"Ah~~" Lan Xiaodie, who was suddenly attacked behind her, didn't realize that she was being tricked, and immediately wanted to stand up excitedly, but Hao Shuai directly tapped her acupoints.
"You promised not to be angry." Hao Shuai continued to pat Lan Xiaodie's pretty tun vigorously while speaking.
"You bastard~ I'm going to kill you~~" Lan Xiaodie, who had never been so humiliated before, wanted to tear Hao Shuai apart.
"Let go of me~"
"I will definitely kill you~~"
……
### Chapter 235 The Nine Schools of Infighting###
Twenty or ten minutes later, Hao Shuai left Lan Xiaodie's room with a happy body and mind, and before leaving, he took the tortoise gall in the room away.
Don't think too much, Hao Shuai didn't do anything just now, he just had a friendly meeting with Lan Xiaodie's pretty tun with his right hand, otherwise, 10 minutes would not be enough.
Besides, Hao Shuai is not an LSP, how could he do some beneficial activities with him as soon as he met, and he had to wait until the second meeting.
Look up at the sky, it's time to go to bed, wake up and watch the rebellion of the disciples of the eight sects and Cao Xiong's anti-killing drama, just don't know how things will develop without Bai Yunfei this time.
And after Hao Shuai left, Lan Xiaodie in the house also fell into a deep sleep because of exhaustion, but her sleeping posture was a bit different, she slept on the couch with her buttocks pouted.
Early the next morning, a sedan chair came through the sky and landed on the boat.
"The leader of the Tianlong Gang is here!"
Several men in black also landed on the deck.
Adhering to the fact that the bosses are always the last to appear, Su Penghai hugged a maid as soon as he appeared on the stage, stroked her and said gently: "Don't be afraid, sisters, I, Su Penghai, came here today to invite Miss Lan Xiaodie to visit Kyushu Prefecture." Martial arts conference."
If Hao Shuai was present and saw this scene, he would definitely despise him: Zhang Wuji, it’s okay to turn black, even your taste has changed, and you can even get your hands on this beauty.
"The man riding the crane has been injured by me. It's easy for you to win the position of leader in the martial arts conference." Lan Xiaodie, who was awakened in the room, said angrily. .
"Miss Lan, you sound a little abnormal? Are you okay?" Su Penghai said with a wicked smile, and then walked to the cabin door with a flying step, and touched his hair. It seems that the news from his eyeliner That's right, Lan Xiaodie was indeed injured.
"Master changed clothes, it's inconvenient, please go back!" The maid at the door who didn't know that her master had recovered still dutifully stopped Su Penghai.
"Go away!" Su Penghai was furious, and slapped the two girls away with a palm of his hand.
"Su Penghai, why are you embarrassing the two maids?" The cabin door opened, and Lan Xiaodie walked out slowly with her pipa in her arms.
At this moment, Su Penghai was a little puzzled, and his eyeliner said that Lan Xiaodie was seriously injured, but now she was obviously breathing heavily, she didn't look like she was injured, at most she walked a little strangely.Was it trauma?
Lan Xiaodie said: Su Penghai, you're overthinking, it's just that my buttocks are swollen and I can't walk smoothly.
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