The master handed it over with doubts.

Zhao Yi squeezed his wrist, pressed it hard a few times, pondered for a long time, nodded and said, "45 years old."

"impossible!"

"Master, it's over [-] at first glance!"

Xue Pinggui muttered dissatisfiedly, "Zhao Yi, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhao Yi smiled without saying a word.

The master's face was still very calm, he only moved the corner of his mouth, and still praised, "You are really good at touching bones."

This is an admission in disguise.

In fact, it doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it, you can find out how old you are by checking your ID card.

The people around were suddenly surprised.

Lin Xiaoqing stood behind Zhao Yi and said in surprise, "You guessed it!"

"How did you guess?"

Zhao Linlin was also very curious.

Zhao Yi continued to ask, "What else are you doing?"

The old master nodded depressingly, stared at Zhao Yi carefully, pinched his chin and said, "Even if it is a poor monk's family, I can figure out that you are the only son, so you can show the poor monk."

This is fortune-telling at its best.

By observing a person and asking a few questions, you can almost know the family situation, relationship and marital status.

Family planning is very strict now, and young and young families are in the best situation. Generally, they are either two children or only children. You can guess by looking at their behavior, temperament and words.

It's easy if you guess wrong.

Speech.

"You are the only child in the family, it is definitely impossible, there should be a sister above you..."

Fortune tellers usually speak very slowly, and they will observe the expression during the speech, and change the words immediately if the expression is not right.

If you don't say anything and don't have any expressions, it will naturally be difficult to guess.

Zhao Yi also became serious. He looked at the old master carefully, nodded for a long time and said, "The heavens are full, the waist is round, the expression is old but the spirit is shining, you have shown the appearance of abundance!"

"This kind of face is very common, but it is rare to appear in the age of forty. There should be elder brothers and sisters at the top, and younger siblings at the bottom. There should be five sons in the family."

When Zhao Yi said it seriously, he knew it was nonsense from the content.

Everyone around laughed.

The old master didn't say anything, even his smile was much less.

Before Zhao Yi finished speaking, he looked left and right to find a bamboo stick prop, threw it into the sky, stared at it carefully for a long time, nodded and said, "Li Gua, Liu Er, there is a saying in "Yi", Liu Er, Huang Li and Yuan Ji have found the middle way."

"You should be neutron, the third child, right?"

"..."

The master's expression froze, and he asked in surprise, "You know me?"

Zhao Yi shrugged.

When the people around heard it right, they exclaimed again and again.

The old master was also puzzled, he couldn't understand at all, how the other party 'calculated', he didn't even change his expression just now, and he didn't say anything at all.

The previous words can be heard to be nonsense, but the result is correct!

"easy"?

Could it be related to the Book of Changes?

The old master was a little confused, so he simply resorted to the last trick, "Benefactor, you are so accurate in your calculations, then let's calculate the marriage for the poor monk."

The people around immediately laughed.

The old monk's marriage is very funny, but it is a bit embarrassing to think about it carefully.

Monk, what kind of marriage can there be?

Zhao Yi was very indifferent, he continued to stare at the master, and said seriously, "Your complexion is dark, and your head is glowing green..."

The people around laughed again.

Zhao Yi sighed immediately, "I'm afraid there will be a divorce!" He stood up as he spoke, and was about to turn around and leave.

It is enough that Teacher Xue does not continue to be cheated of money.

Break it down, no need.

It is not easy to earn some money by setting up a fortune-telling stall. Most of them really live at the bottom of the society. Sometimes it is good to have a few dozen dollars a day.

On the contrary, the old master was in a hurry. He took out the 200 yuan just now and stuffed it into Zhao Yi's hand, "Little benefactor, little master, show me again! Show me again!"

"What do you mean by the green light on your head!"

Recently his wife was always picking on her faults, quarreling when nothing happened. He always suspected that there was someone outside his wife, and it happened that Zhao Yi said it into his heart.

Zhao Yi hurriedly walked away, he did think that the husband and wife were at odds, and he just joked about the 'green light on his head'.

What is this for?

go now!

Zhao Yi squeezed through the crowd and walked away, running dozens of meters before getting rid of the master.

Lin Xiaoqing, Zhao Linlin and others caught up and kept asking, "How did you do the calculation? You fooled that fortune teller!"

"You don't really know how to tell fortunes!"

"Calculate the situation of his family, and also figure out his age..."

"secret!"

Zhao Yi laughed.

"Humph!"

"Cut~"

Although he got two dissatisfaction, he was finally not pursued further.

Good thing!

Xue Pinggui didn't give up, he walked side by side with Zhao Yi, hesitated for a long time and then said, "Zhao Yi, the 200 yuan... I don't want it! I don't want it!"

"Why don't you show me?"

Zhao Yi didn't want to pay back the money at all, he just rolled his eyes, "That old master is right!"

"We are all?"

"Your marriage is already on the verge of coming." Zhao Yi patted Xue Pinggui on the shoulder, "Remember one sentence, don't resist the blind date!"

He walked away after speaking.

Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin quickly followed, chattering non-stop.

Xue Pinggui didn't have the nerve to continue to follow, he turned his head to look at Niu Lianhua.

Niu Lianhua was seen to be full of cleverness, and quickly walked forward, shouting, "Zhao Yi, Xiaoqing, Linlin, wait for me! Wait for me!"

Master is right?

Just now the old master said that Xue Pinggui's marriage is nearby, and it is safer to stay away from him.

……

on the cliff.

Sun Liang stood at the take-off point and stared carefully at the opposite hillside.

What about Zhao Yi?

Where are Lin Xiaoqing and Zhao Linlin?

There seems to be no one there...

"Jump!"

"The safety rope is fastened!"

"Go down!"

The security officer stood by and urged, and found that the other party was still not jumping down, so he simply stretched out his hand and pushed hard.

"Aaaaaaaaaa..."

Sun Liang was pushed down unprepared, and couldn't help crying and shouting, "Zhao Yi! Lin Xiaoqing! Zhao Linlin!"

"Take a picture!"

"I jumped off! Hurry up and take a picture!"

"Where are you!"

"Damn, a bunch of bastards whose consciences were eaten by dogs..."

Up and down, left and right.

Sun Liang hanged for a long time before he was let down. His face was full of frightened tears. After he got ashore in a boat, he staggered with chills all over his body.

go go go...

at last.

He found the snack street under the hillside, and after walking a few steps, he saw several people eating and laughing at the stall.

He stopped.

Zhao Yi happened to turn his head and put a candied haws into his mouth.

"..."

"..."

Sun Liang shouted angrily, "I want to—"

"Breakdown!!!"

Chapter 40 The Gentle Cow Lotus

"You don't know! When I went to line up, it was interesting to see the people who went up..."

"There is a man in his 30s, who looks like a man and a woman. You say, he has already tied the rope, so what are you afraid of? What is there to be afraid of! His legs are trembling, and he keeps yelling 'I won't dance, I won't dance', but I was pushed down, I laughed so hard!"

"When it's my turn, I'll urge that security officer to hurry up, I can't help it!"

"It's very exciting to jump down. The body falls freely in the air, and then is hung by the rope, going up and down. It's really like flying. It's so fun!"

"Next time I come to play again!"

"Don't be afraid, it's okay, you all go up and try to practice your courage!"

After eating several meat skewers in a row, Sun Liang's anger disappeared quickly. He stuffed something into his mouth while talking about the experience just now.

Zhao Yi and the others kept nodding their heads.

Now Sun Liang is the boss.

But what he said was completely bragging, Zhao Yi didn't believe a word anyway.

Niu Lianhua hurriedly reminded, "Linlin, don't go, it's too dangerous." She looked at the others and said, "You are not allowed to go either!"

The three nodded together.

Sun Liang's eyes suddenly became very resentful.

A few people had a great time.

When Zhao Yi left, he felt in a good mood. The mood of a 30-year-old child is no different from that of a child, and he can experience happiness from playing.

He figured it out.

100?

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