The ancestors of the prehistoric people, join the chat group at the beginning

"By the way, you promised Avalokitesvara to escort me to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but now you have reneged on your promise. It is really worrying that your credit is still a little bit!"

"So, you'd better think about it before talking to me. Don't say anything that is like farting. It doesn't have any credibility!"

Gently glanced at the monkey, Jiang Liuer's face was full of disdain.

"You bald donkey fart, my old grandson spit and nails, when did you say big things!"

Sun Wukong seemed to be stepped on his tail, wishing he could jump up and screamed sharply.

"Before...before, my old grandson just thought Guanyin's wife was too loud, so he pretended to agree and lie to her!"

"Go to Te Niang's Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. If my grandson doesn't go, whoever you love will go!"

"Let my grandson out quickly, my grandson is going back to Huaguo Mountain!"

Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, raised his head, gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Liuer, with an expression of wanting to eat him, his sharp canine teeth looked extremely fierce at the moment.

"Hey, if you don't escort me to the West to learn scriptures, I won't let you out, so you should die!"

"However, are you sure you really don't want to hang out with me?"

Jiang Liu'er shook her head, don't mess with me, and want me to let you out, you are trying to get a fart.

"Hey, little monk, don't say any more! Even if my old grandson is crushed here for 500 years, 5000 years, 5 years, he will not escort you to the west, you will die Get this heart!"

Sun Wukong turned his face to the side, as if I would not go anyway, with a firm attitude.

"Since you don't go, let's settle the score!"

Hearing this, Jiang Liu'er was not in a hurry, she patted the ashes on the open space next to her, and sat down.

He raised his finger and said to Sun Wukong: "Look, the direction your head is facing now is in the territory of my Tang Dynasty, am I right?"

"Then, you have lived in my Tang Dynasty for more than 500 years. Have you ever paid a small tax? Have you ever served corvee? Have you ever paid land rent? No?"

"Then over the past 500 years, the interest has been compounded, and if you calculate it, you have to pay a million taels of tax!"

"Look, isn't it time to settle the bill now?"

He settled the accounts with Monkey King in a serious manner, which made everyone around him dumbfounded.

Not only Monkey King, but even the members of the chat group did not expect that he would come to such a show.

but...

What he said, probably...maybe...should...seems reasonable!

Since ancient times, paying taxes has been the duty of every citizen, sacred and inviolable.

Although it is said that Monkey King is not from Datang, but from Huaguoshan, he is hundreds of millions of miles away from Datang.

But who made you live in Datang now?

The government naturally has to collect taxes!

This is the unmistakable truth in the world!

"Fart, why should my old grandson pay taxes? Even the Jade Emperor dare not collect taxes from my old grandson, you little monk, why should I collect taxes from my old grandson?"

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and he shouted incredulously: "Besides, it was Tathagata old man who suppressed my old grandson here. If you have the ability, go to Xitian to collect taxes from him!"

Damn, my grandson has lived for thousands of years, and this is the first time I heard that someone collected taxes from my grandson.

Is it because my old grandson's reputation has faded?

Or is my old grandson's golden cudgel bad?

"Huh? You want to evade taxes? Then you have to think about the consequences of tax evasion!"

Jiang Liu'er's face turned cold when he heard the words, and he shouted: "Don't blame me for not being sympathetic, I will chop off your monkey head, as a warning to others!"

"Hey, my old Sun King Kong is not bad, invulnerable to swords and guns, if you have one, you can chop it up!"

Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "It's not that my grandson looks down on you, even if I give you a knife, you can't do anything to my grandson!"

"That's what you said!"

Looking at Sun Wukong's attitude, Jiang Liu'er's brows twitched, she was really embarrassed.

He really hated having to have this apprentice, so he just set out on his own.

With the existence of chat groups, are you still afraid of ghosts and ghosts along the way?

It's all for the merits of his own promotion!

Besides, without his grandson Monkey, there are Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing behind him.

There's no need to fuck him up here.

Besides, letting Monkey King worship himself as a teacher is a job that Buddhism and even Guanyin should have done well in advance.

As long as I stand here, Monkey King immediately bows down and bows down, staged a drama of deep love between master and apprentice.

But now, that's not the case at all.

This dead monkey didn't know which tendon was wrong, but jumped up and down, not wanting to go to the west.

How can this be done.

You know, if he can accompany him to the west, and deal with the bald donkeys in Lingshan together, it will be hello, hello, hello everyone.

I am not a stingy person, and I will definitely teach him the fairy formula in the chat group.

Moreover, if there are any good things in the future, I will share them with him.

This monkey is lucky, it seems like it has been plagued by plague, and it doesn't eat hard or soft.

Thinking of this, Jiang Liu'er turned around and looked at the group of friends.

He bent down and said: "Everyone, who is willing to teach this monkey a profound lesson?"

This monkey is really walking around, it belongs to the donkey.

After reasoning with him with good intentions, he actually made a show of it.

That being the case, there is nothing to say, let him teach him a lesson first.

"Should I teach him a lesson? To what extent? Injured but not dead? Or just scare him?"

Facing Jiang Liuer's request, everyone did not refuse.

However, how to teach a lesson is somewhat uncertain.

At this time, Li Luo suddenly thought of something, looked at Bi Yao in the crowd, and said with a sigh.

"Miss Wan, I remember that you have a supernatural power that is against the sky, why don't you let the monkey open its eyes today?"

Back then, in the world of Shading the Sky, Wan Biyao ordered the supreme being to become pregnant and the world changed color, and all the supreme beings were frightened into a daze.

After that, she seldom used this supernatural power, which was a bit against the sky and a bit hurtful to the sky.

"hiss..."

Zhang Sanfeng, Ying Zheng and other old group members all changed color when they heard the words, subconsciously took two steps back, and looked at Wan Biyao with horror on their faces.

Hearing Ren Zu's words, they couldn't help but think of the day when the world was discolored and blood rained all over the sky.

It was a memory they never wanted to bring up.

Shame on men that day!

"Uh, what's the matter, is there anything I don't know?"

Seeing the terrified expressions of the old group members, Fang Yun's eyes widened, showing strong curiosity.

"Yeah, could it be that the supernatural power is really against the sky, making the world sad and ghosts crying?"

Qin Yu also asked curiously.

"Hey, there must be something shocking, come and listen, I'm going to eat melon!"

Meng Qi chuckled, as if listening attentively.

Not only them, but other new group members also looked at the old group members and the protagonist Wan Biyao in Renzu's story with a look of surprise.

"Don't worry, you can see it later!"

Zhang Sanfeng, Ying Zheng and other old group members looked at each other and thought of keeping it secret.

They also wanted to see what other group members looked like when they saw that scene.

It must be very exciting!

"Hey, are you still selling out?"

Qin Yu was taken aback for a moment, but was even more interested.

"Ren Zu has orders, how dare Yao'er disobey them?"

When Wan Biyao in the crowd heard the words, her beautiful eyes lit up, and she immediately replied.

Speaking of which, she herself hasn't used that supernatural power for a long time.

Now that Ren Zu allowed her to use it, she must release it to open everyone's horizons.

"Hey, little monk, who are you talking to?"

At this time, seeing Jiang Liu'er telling the air that he wanted to teach himself a lesson, Sun Wukong felt an ominous premonition and shouted quickly.

What are you doing, there are no ghosts around here.

Sun Wukong dared to use his integrity to guarantee that he had seen with piercing eyes, and there was nothing around him.

There are no gods, immortals, Buddhas, ghosts, and no humans.

But the question is, who is this little monk talking to?

Could it be that the bald donkey was scared stupid?

"You'll find out later!"

Although I don't know what Wan Biyao's supernatural power is, but the expressions of all the old group members are so dignified.

Jiang Liu'er was faintly excited.

Each of these old group members is very mysterious, and they usually hide their secrets, and it is rare to see them make a move.

Now, I am finally fortunate to see the old group members make a move.

hi yo!

"Buzz!"

At this moment, a passage suddenly appeared, and an emerald green figure walked out of the passage to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

He was dressed in water-green clothes, with a small golden bell hanging around his waist, ringing crisply, and a small white flower between his fingers, as crystal clear as jade.

"Jiang Daoyou, here I come!"

Wan Biyao stood tall and gracefully saluted Jiang Liu'er.

"Trouble Wan girl!"

Facing the existence of a fourteenth-level golden fairyland, Jiang Liu'er didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly returned the gift.

This is Ren Zu opened up the world channel, allowing Miss Wan's real body to descend.

Not only that, but Ren Zu helped to cover up the secrets, so that the things here would not be detected by other powerful beings in the Three Realms.

"It's a small matter!"

Wan Biyao shook his head, looked at Monkey King who was being crushed under the mountain, covered his mouth and smiled lightly.

"Hey, who are you little girl? Where did you come from? What do you want to do? Don't mess around!"

Feeling an aura that is not weaker than her own, she is obviously a little girl, she is looking at her with a malicious face, Sun Wukong is a little angry.

Could it be that this little girl is the helper that the little monk found?

Why is this little girl so strange, never seen before, and never heard of her existence?

Where did she come from?

Logically speaking, this kind of existence should not be a silent and unknown person!

Sun Wukong frantically eliminated one master after another in his mind, puzzled.

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out where this sudden little girl came from.