All gods become gods
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"What do you mean we can just find a stronger team of lawyers?" Caiterina asked curiously, "Is such a team so easy to find?"
"Wicked people have their own grind... But before that, I still need to join a department and borrow the power of that department." Zhou Yi touched his chin and said.
"What department?" Caitrina broke the casserole and asked.
"I think you must know about that department," Zhou Yi said with a smile, "The full name is the US Internal Revenue Service, or the abbreviation..."
"IRS!"
"What?" ×2
……
Zhou Yi's idea is very simple.
His [IRS clerk] profession is not just for nothing, but has real effects!
Whether it is the skills of [Advanced Tax Law Controller] or the experience he has accumulated after working in the IRS, Zhou Yi is very clear that basically, companies that have no tax problems at all are absolutely rare.
Not to mention the Arthur Group, a group that started out relying on a wave of greed for the insurance money of all policyholders. To say that their group's taxation is not tricky, Zhou Yi thinks it would be better to say that there is no magic in this world!
Now, Zhou Yi is familiar with almost all the methods of tax evasion and tax evasion. In terms of accounting, he is naturally clear about how to make false accounts to avoid taxes.
As long as Zhou Yi gets the account books of the Arthur Insurance Group, Zhou Yi can [-]% pick out the tricks from it.
And at that time, you only need to reach a cooperative relationship with the IRS in advance, and then make some small moves in it... Don't be afraid that you won't get the money!
Zhou Yi is not an IRS employee now, but he can be!
Possessing the skill of [Advanced Tax Law Controller], plus some assistance like magic hypnosis, is Zhou Yi afraid that he won't be able to join the IRS and become a member of the IRS?
Now, anyway, the magician profession has reached an advanced level, so it doesn't make much difference which one to upgrade first. Zhou Yi can upgrade whichever profession he wants to upgrade!
After Zhou Yi slightly modified his plan regarding his own system, he told Bradley and Caiterina.
"You mean to say that you once taught yourself all kinds of knowledge that an IRS employee needs to master, but you fell in love with magic before you had time to test your ID card, so you gave up. Now you plan to pass the IRS exam to get a ID card and apply for a job as an employee, and then Trouble with Arthur?"
Bradley was startled.
Your layout is a bit too far-reaching!
Moreover, the things to be done are completely out of proportion to the things to be harvested!
"Don't panic," Zhou Yi smiled, "I'm sure, and... the benefits of being a member of the IRS don't lie in that, even if it's targeting other wealthy people, as long as their assets are in the United States, I can easily deal with them!"
To put it simply, Zhou Yi wants to use the two professions to cooperate, and then, to gain experience points, it doesn't matter which profession he gets, it's a steady profit anyway!
"It sounds like it might be possible to succeed..."
Caitrina thought for a while, then asked, "So, how do you guarantee that the people from the IRS will agree to deal with you like this?"
Zhou Yi looked at Kaitrina and said with a smile: "Isn't that the time for you to display your abilities?"
"What do you mean?" Caitrina was taken aback for a moment, and then realized, "No, my ability is only to read the mind, and I don't have the ability to control or hypnotize, so..."
"I will teach you new magic." Zhou Yi interrupted, "It's about demagogic magic."
Chapter 12 Returning IRS Staff!
"What did you say?"
Bradley, who was playing soy sauce for a long time, finally found a chance to interject.
"Teaching magic? That's something only high-level magicians can do. Are you going to tell me that you have reached that level?"
However, this time, Zhou Yi was too lazy to argue with him any longer.
Although it is not a big problem to ramble a few thousand more words, by then the readers will probably run out... That's not okay!
"Guess?" Zhou Yi threw out a universal answer, almost choking Bradley to death.
Can you guess or not?
"You don't need to worry about the next thing," Zhou Yi patted Bradley on the shoulder, and pulled Caiterina out.
"As for you, just continue to expose those inferior magic tricks to swindle money. As for us, we will concentrate on studying for a while, and when it is time to act, we will notify you. How about it?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Bradley looked angry, "What is cheating money, what I did is clearly allowed by the law!"
……
The plan certainly doesn't start now.
In addition to teaching Caitrina how to use magic, Zhou Yi himself also needs to consult the taxation laws of this era, and then verify it.
Also sign up for the IRS staff application selection...
Of course, during this part of the time, Kaiterina is not needed. Zhou Yi will do it himself, let the examiners "reasonably" break through the racial discrimination, and then let himself get the IRS staff certificate.
But after that, Zhou Yi will need her.
As an IRS employee, of course, you cannot hypnotize your boss to achieve some transaction conditions, otherwise the system will [-]% count it as an illegal transaction.
However, if someone who is not an IRS employee, under the command of Zhou Yi, "coincidentally" hypnotizes his boss and makes his boss agree to Zhou Yi's deal... Will it be counted?
Zhou Yi didn't know, at least in the previous world, he never had such a chance to try.
There is no way, the subordinates are not strong, and I don't know what the boss thinks!
It wasn't until now that Zhou Yi found out that there was actually someone with psychic abilities here, and Zhou Yi's idea became active again.
I won't say it, I let my partner realize it by himself, is this considered a violation?
This is the reason why Zhou Yi wants to teach Caiterina. If Zhou Yi did it himself, it would be really easy, but that also means that even if Zhou Yi gets money later, it can't be counted as experience.
Deliberate manipulation to complete the transaction is considered an illegal transaction and does not count as experience value!
What did Zhou Yi work so hard for?Isn't it just for that experience point?
So, to train Caitrina, let Caitrina hypnotize him, and he is in charge of the transaction. If this is the case, shouldn't it be considered a violation of the rules?
In general, Zhou Yi just wanted to try to get rid of a wave of bugs this time!
If successful—
Zhou Yi glanced at Kaitrina.
"so……"
Kaitrina felt a little uncomfortable when Zhou Yi glanced at her. There was always a feeling... ah bah, there was always a feeling of being watched all the time, so she quickly tried to interrupt, "How are you going to teach me?"
"Hmm..." Zhou Yi thought for a while, "If I say I'm naked and face each other, you'll definitely say I'm a hooligan, right?"
"What do you think?" Caitrina rolled her eyes.
"Then that's it," Zhou Yi sighed, "Of course I'll memorize the book first and then do the questions!"
Caitrina: "???"
"What?" Caitrina looked confused.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you," Zhou Yi waved his hand, and then became serious, "However, I really need to touch your body, because I need to sense the surge of mana in your body, and then correct and teach you one by one. How to unleash this magic."
Zhou Yi wanted to obtain the books on magic from the Eye of the Sky Society. Apart from learning magic, it was the basis for learning magic.
Like, what is magic made of?
Zhou Yi didn't know, he just used the mana in his body according to the feeling given by the system, and then allowed himself to use that magic.
This is equivalent to, Zhou Yi has been using a weapon that has already been made, but Zhou Yi has no idea about the structure of the weapon, the principle of the weapon, or why it achieves such an effect.
And if he knew these things and the basics of magic, Zhou Yi might be able to deduce some magic by himself without even needing the professional skills given by the system!
Moreover, after mastering the basics of magic, if Zhou Yi wants to teach his own magic to others, he doesn't need to use this method of teaching by hand at all. He just teaches the basics, and then asks some questions. Let the endorsement do the questions and it's over. !
Why is it so troublesome?
but……
Looking at Katerina, who seemed to be impotent due to the huge influx of mana, limp down on the sofa and breathing rapidly, his face blushing, Zhou Yi had a strange expression on his face, and suddenly he understood Zhang Wuji a little bit.
The strange expression on his face is because he wonders why magic power still has this kind of effect, but he understands Zhang Wuji... finally understands why he has to take off his clothes when he is healing a woman, but not when he is helping a man.
That's how feelings are!
Zhou Yi was thoughtful.
"Teach me!" Kaitrina shouted anxiously.
She only felt that she was filled with the kind of power that she didn't even dare to think about before. If she didn't release it, she would be exploded!
"Do not worry……"
Zhou Yi helped Caitrina up, put his hands on her back, controlled his mana, divided it into units one after another, and divided Kaitrina's mana in the same way.
Afterwards, two of Zhou Yi's own mana units carried one of Caitrina's mana units, and arranged them according to the mana arrangement of [Advanced Demagogy Skill].
This is Zhou Yi's current method. He can use his mana like an arm, but he can't control Caitrina's. Experience first-hand how this spell works!
It's no wonder that Kaitrina feels like it's about to explode. It was a small pond, but suddenly it was filled with twice as much water. Caitrina's ability to hold it up is already extraordinary!
"Remember, this is how it works~" Zhou Yi said, trying to slow down the process as much as possible, and then selected a specially bought small hamster, and let the hamster run on the rolling cylinder.
"Huh, huh~" After the release, Kaitrina fell into a weak state, and he didn't even have the strength to move.
Zhou Yi: "..."
Why is this happening?Shouldn't it be just a little false?
"You seem to have squeezed me dry..." Kaitrina felt the emptiness in her body, and she wanted to cry but had no tears.
This man is simply a devil!
"Sorry, it's a bit rusty the first time, but it's not a big problem." Zhou Yi input some of his mana again, and disconnected directly, so that his things stayed in Kaiterina's body, filling her body, so that she could not relax. Empty again.
Hmm...how come the more I write, the more it feels wrong?
In short, relying on the mana delivered by Zhou Yi, the feeling of extreme mental weakness that Kaitrina experienced finally disappeared!
"...How much mana do you have?" Caitrina came back to her senses and looked at Zhou Yi curiously, "I feel that you just used almost twice as much mana as mine to control me, and now you have input Give me a copy? But you don't seem to be feeling weak at all?"
"That's not important," Zhou Yi asked, "How much do you remember?"
"Uh..." Kaitrina was taken aback for a moment, trying hard to recall the feeling just now, "One...half?"
In fact, Caitrina thinks about a third of them don't.
It's almost bursting, who can remember so much!
"I can probably understand your feeling, but if you don't control all your mana, it will inevitably break the balance when you use it, so I have to input so much mana to use the spell."
Zhou Yi thought about it, and said, "However, it's not that there is no solution."
"What way?" Kaitrina's eyes lit up.
"Have you ever heard of..." Zhou Yi carefully chose his words, and after a while, he said, "Practice makes perfect, habit becomes natural?"
Caitrina: "???"
For some reason, Kaitrina suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Since you can't perceive spells while being supported..." Zhou Yi said, "then we will let you support until you get used to it!"
This is the alternative - people who can't solve the problem, but solve the problem!
Caitrina: "!!!"
This is an egg solution, isn't it still the same as before?
……
one year later.
Zhou Yi walked out of the tax bureau, politely accepted the note with the phone number handed over by his female colleague, then went straight to a car on the side of the road, and opened the door.
"Have you got it?"
Caitrina asked.
"I got it." Zhou Yi looked at Cai Ruina, "You are sitting in the wrong seat."
"No, I don't." Caitrina shook her head and held the steering wheel firmly, "I got my driver's license."
"...Okay." Zhou Yi compromised, came to the other side, and got into the car, "Please, am I so terrible at driving? It forced you to learn a driver's license in such a hurry?"
"That's no longer a question of whether it's scary, okay?" Caitrina recalled the scene of Zhou Yi driving before, her face turned pale, "You were driving a car? You were driving a racing car in the city!"
"Yeah, it's not a big problem~" Zhou Yi touched the certificate in his hand, "It's finally time to start..."
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