All gods become gods

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The tears of many physicists are about to fall again.

As the guardian of the tears of physicists, Zhou Yi felt that there was no problem at all in accepting the fact that these magicians could use magic.

While thinking about it, on a whim, Zhou Yi picked up a table knife wrapped in a paper bag, twirled it, and then used his [entry-level golden cicada shelling skill].

[Entry-level Kato's Hand Skill] has been used by Zhou Yi in practice yesterday. Although it only occupies about [-] words, it is still very effective.

I have to say that the evaluation from the system has never been wrong!

With the use of Jin Chan's shelling skill, the table knife disappeared in Zhou Yi's hands, leaving only the paper bag, and the table knife itself appeared in Daniel's——

before.

Then, the mana lingering on the table knife is exhausted, and the table knife begins to do free fall under the action of gravity.

The gazes of Daniel and Zhou Yi subconsciously followed the knife downwards.

"Den!"

The sharp point of the knife sank into the wooden bench.

Zhou Yi: "..."

"What's your opinion? Can you say it?" Daniel trembled back, away from the knife that almost caused fatal damage to his lifelong sex. "Please don't do it directly? Okay?"

"I said I didn't do it on purpose, do you believe me?" The corner of Zhou Yi's mouth twitched slightly.

Originally, he just wanted to move the table knife into the shirt pocket on Daniel's chest? But unexpectedly, this entry-level skill? It seems that there are great limitations in terms of accuracy and teleportation range.

So? It was a "coincidence" that the table knife appeared in front of Daniel, almost touching his nose, and fell vertically, almost hitting Daniel's vitals directly!

"Do you think I'll believe it?" Daniel carefully pulled out the table knife and moved it away, daring not to return it to Zhou Yi.

I'm afraid that he will do another "unintentional" action.

If this time? The position is a little higher and a little more inward, wouldn't it just disappear?

"Okay, don't care about those small details," Zhou Yi waved his hand. "Look, I proved the existence of magic to you with facts? How about it?"

"Yeah, to prove to me something I already believed in? Almost ruined my lifelong sexual happiness..." Daniel stared at Zhou Yi.

"Isn't this still a bit close..." Zhou Yi laughed, and stood up. "Let's go? It's time to prepare for a new magic show!"

"Hello? It's too obvious to change the subject. Are you trying to ignore this matter on purpose?" Daniel hurriedly caught up, "I want compensation!"

"Then what compensation do you want?"

"How about teaching me some magic?"

"Magic, that's magic!" Zhou Yi noticed that Daniel's words were heard by two passers-by, cast their eyes on him, and quickly emphasized, "It's just that there are few flaws, so it looks like magic. Real magic doesn't exist. of!"

Daniel: "???"

Who just swore to me that magic exists?

It must have become too fast!

"Okay..." Under Zhou Yi's eyes, Daniel noticed the attention of the people around him, "Then magic, teach me a few magic tricks, it's okay, right?"

Although Daniel has always been a tough character with a strong desire for control, but now, in his unfamiliar magic field, he can only hug Zhou Yi's thigh tightly.

Then those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, turning themselves into a sand sculpture who is trying to return to the sand sculpture figure.

"No."

"why?"

"Because I don't know how to teach."

"What? You know how to use it, but don't know how to teach it?"

"Just like you, Daniel, you can use your magic, but do you know how to teach others how to use it?" Zhou Yi said as he walked.

"Uh..." Daniel scratched his head and understood the crux of the problem.

He knows how to use his magic, but at present it is just an effect achieved by his own intuition.

If I asked him to explain it in detail...

Then there is only the almighty "experience that feeling with your heart".

In countless movies, the elders used this sentence to encourage the protagonist, and then the protagonist had an epiphany and killed the boss.

In fact, before this, the elders also said this sentence to many other people, and the result... naturally there is no need to say more.

Therefore, it's not that the protagonist is awesome so he can have an epiphany, but that only the one who has an epiphany, is awesome, and survives after defeating the boss is the protagonist and can be known by people.

As for previous losers, who knows?

History will never remember the losers... except Yue Lun.

"So, you don't know how to use magic, it's all based on instinct?" Daniel asked curiously.

"Yes, that's it. I also use it intuitively," Zhou Yi nodded, "It's just that I awakened early, so during the long-term training, my proficiency in controlling magic has also increased, and I won't easily use it. In a situation like yours."

"So it's like this..." Daniel thought about it, and suddenly thought of a very serious problem.

"Wait, you said you are very proficient?"

"uh-huh?"

"So you did it on purpose before??!"

"Ah... of course not, I just learned this magic!"

"I believe you ghost, you are very bad!"

……

Daniel wanted to use this as an excuse to let Zhou Yi teach him some magic, but Zhou Yi relied on his eloquence to successfully fool Daniel once again, making Daniel think that he saw him using magic, so he "felt something in his heart" "Learned magic.

Because it is a newly learned magic, I am not very proficient in using it, so I made a mistake in the operation and almost gave Daniel to the eunuch.

It's half truth and half lie again, naturally, with a high degree of credibility.

Of course, the main reason is that Zhou Yi has a thick skin.

In the end, Daniel just got paid for a luxurious dinner from Zhou Yi.

……

"what is that?"

"Dining table? There's also a plate with a lid on it."

"Why did they put a table on it? Is today's magic related to food?"

"It's like Daniel's magic trick of announcing that he's working with someone before the first start?"

"Yes, I heard that it is a partner he specially invited, and he also participated in the performance a few days ago. He is very handsome!"

"Today's performance is said to have added a new form, right?"

The audience in the audience talked a lot.

While they were discussing, Zhou Yi and Daniel came out.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this magic show. The theme of this magic show is - luxurious dinner!"

Zhou Yi's voice was transmitted to each speaker through the microphone, and then resounded through the audience, making many audiences cheer.

"A few days ago, Zhou told me that he wanted to treat me to a luxurious dinner, and I happily agreed," Daniel said with a smile on his face.

Then, with the next sentence, his face instantly became expressionless: "But this is the luxurious dinner he promised me?"

Speaking, Daniel pointed to the big dining table between the two.

The large dining table covered with floor-length white tablecloths can seat at least ten people around it, which is very spacious. However, on such a large dining table, there is only a small one covered with a hemispherical opaque cover. dinner plate.

This huge contrast made the audience burst into laughter.

"However, Zhou vowed to me that today, I can definitely get a big meal." Daniel made a puzzled expression again, and looked at the audience, "What do you think?"

"How about... let's uncover it and take a look?"

Just do what you say, and under the expectation of everyone, Daniel went forward and slowly lifted the lid.

then……

On the dinner plate, two French fries were placed crosswise, with a small lump of ketchup next to it.

Daniel: "!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ"

"What is this? What is this?" Daniel picked up the French fries and showed the audience with an exaggerated expression, "French fries, two?"

The audience in the audience has been laughing up and down.

"There is also a little ketchup, very good, very good!" Daniel nodded, applauded, scraped off the small lump of ketchup with French fries, and displayed it in front of everyone.

"Did you see? French fries fried until golden brown, served with fresh red tomato sauce, my God, this is simply the best combination! It's so good, this dinner is the world's top luxury dinner!"

As he spoke, Daniel threw the French fries into his mouth, chewed them twice, and ate them, then his eyes widened with exaggerated intoxication on his face: "It's really great, this is simply the best luxury dinner I've ever had! "

The audience in the audience laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

In the past, Daniel has always been a very high-profile, cool and pretentious persona.

But this time in the performance, Daniel not only broke his previous character design, but also completely subverted it, directly turning into a large sand sculpture!

Whether it's the exaggerated expression performance or the sharp contrast between the "luxury dinner" and the two French fries, the audience was pleasantly surprised, and the show was full of hilarious effects.

But, of course, the matter will not end here, after all, this performance has only just begun!

Chapter 5 is a big success

"Very good, very good. Let us thank our Mr. Zhou for the luxurious dinner he brought me. I announce that this is the end of tonight's performance..."

Daniel nodded, applauded, and walked backstage while talking, but Zhou Yi covered his mouth and dragged him back.

The exaggerated punching and kicking but ineffective gesture of resistance after being dragged with his mouth covered made the audience burst into laughter again.

Of course they can see that this is the effect of the show, but they are still very happy to watch.

Because compared with the previous ones who pretended to perform magic tricks, this kind of exaggerated and funny performance with bad taste is indeed much more interesting.

"Ahem, don't be in such a hurry, look, I used such a big dining table, maybe I only put one dish in it, and then said this is a luxurious dinner?"

Zhou Yi dragged Daniel back and made him stand still, then deliberately walked around the table slowly, and then said to the audience.

"Will I do such a thing?"

Daniel stood aside, expressionless, and sneered: "I may still doubt other people's words, but you will definitely be able to do it."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Ahem, that's just a pre-dinner snack, understand? It's not a main meal!" Zhou Yi explained.

"What?" Daniel was taken aback.

"That's not dinner!"

"Then... where is the dinner?" Daniel looked around, "I don't seem to see the food truck?"

"Where are you looking? Isn't this right here?" Zhou Yi pointed to the plate and cover on the dining table.

Daniel: "???"

"I think you're fooling me for a fool." Daniel's resentful tone made the audience burst into laughter again.

"Of course not, do you think I look like that kind of person?" Zhou Yi waved his hand, "Wait a while, and I'll make out the luxurious dinner I'm going to give you tonight!"

The audience cheered in surprise.

When he came to the dining table, Zhou Yi picked up the lid and was about to put it on the dinner plate.

"Wait, wait!" Daniel hurriedly stopped Zhou Yi.

"what happened?"

"It's still the old rule, don't forget this," Daniel looked at the audience, "Just like what I've been telling you before, when you get closer?"

"The less you see!" the audience shouted in unison.

"So..." Daniel came to the side of the stage, "You, you, you... come up!"

"Since this is the case, it seems that I need to prepare something for our guests to eat." Zhou Yi frowned pretendingly.