All gods become gods

"It's natural," Zhou Yi said, "But we have just arrived in this city, so I have some questions to ask. Here, I mean the atmosphere of this city... seems a bit strange?"

"It's been like this since a long time ago," Constantine frowned, looked at Zhou Yi and Tony's clothes, and walked outside, "Half-angels and those mixed-race demons are here, of course the breath will not be normal, but this It's a little strange this time, that low-level magic soldier wants to cross the boundary and come to this world, I almost feel that he can succeed."

Because Zhou Yi and Tony had different looks and clothes, Constantine was still willing to talk to them more.

"Heaven, hell, and this world, the boundaries between the three worlds are very thin. It's normal if such things happen because of some strange rituals or physiques." Zhou Yi nodded, "Thank you for your answer, I look forward to coming back... By the way, This is my phone number, if you have any problems with demons, you can call this number."

"..." Constantine frowned and looked at the business card.

"I believe you have also noticed something is wrong. To be honest, I have a bad premonition. The storm is coming, but I have nowhere to look for it. Some kind of guidance brought me here, and I just happened to meet you. "Zhou Yi said, "If it is really a devil in hell or something else that wants to make something happen, as demon hunters, we should help each other."

"...Besides the devil in hell, what else is there?" Constantine's eyes moved slightly, and the feeling Zhou Yi said matched his feeling, so he took the business card and asked by the way.

"Except for devils, they are naturally angels." Zhou Yi shrugged, "Who knows? Anyway, I don't like things that are not human."

"At least you are not a Christian," said Constantine. "I am Constantine, John Constantine."

"Obviously you are not either." Zhou Yi smiled, "I look forward to seeing you later... Let's investigate other things first."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi took Tony and left.

"Strange person..." Constantine stared at Zhou Yi and Tony who left. With his spiritual eyes, he could see the mana on Zhou Yi and Tony. He was obviously not a liar, and his words were a little... intriguing?

A Christian...Konstantin is indeed not, although he started to pray like a true Christian very early on, and spared no effort to solve the incidents of demons invading the world in an attempt to let his soul enter heaven after death, but he Know that your real purpose is not to get into heaven, but to keep out of hell.

It sounds like there is no difference, but in fact there is an essential difference between the two - one is the heart of heaven and has a devout belief, and the other is the fear of hell and just regards heaven as a choice to escape.

"Who is that?" A fat priest came over.

"Exorcist, demon hunter, someone with real strength." Constantine took out a cigarette and lit it.

"I don't think I've seen... from other cities before?" The fat priest scratched his head.

"I need help, Father," Constantine said, smoking a cigarette.

"You? Need me?" The priest was stunned, then grabbed the necklace hanging around his neck and began to mutter something.

"Your ritual is wrong, it doesn't work," Constantine interrupted him mercilessly, "I mean help me keep an eye on the radio, and newspapers, or whatever, use your ability to find evil , I can feel that something unusual is happening... Huh... That's it."

"Okay." The priest watched Constantine leave without saying a word. Constantine's fighting strength had already determined that what he said was right. After all, he was the only man in the hunting team with fighting strength.

……

"What does this mean?" Tony asked suspiciously, "I thought we were going to have a big battle."

"You are right, there is indeed a big battle coming, and it will definitely be bigger than you can imagine." Zhou Yi pondered for a while, "But I still have something to verify, so we need to hide it for the time being." Strength and identity, it just so happens that you are also here to train and learn magic... In this way, my current identity is a demon hunter who can detect all kinds of auras and has no combat effectiveness. The main function is to assist you, and you are the two of us The combat force in the small group is in charge of fighting those monsters head-on!"

"...Identity play is fine, but I think I still need a weapon." Tony said, "If it's against the devil or angel you just mentioned..."

"Don't worry, of course we have weapons!" Zhou Yi took out a wooden stick and handed it to Tony, "Thirteen and two-thirds inches long, phoenix feather, sycamore wood, the texture is very hard after special treatment, and it has the latest deformation ability , the deformation speed is quite fast, which has improved the previous problem that the physical attack could not be launched quickly due to the slow deformation speed! The gold hoops at both ends are also made of the latest magic alloy, which is not only hard in texture, but also condenses magic and amplifies the magic effect. It is also very outstanding! The price is only one hundred Galleons!"

"Two or Three Things About Me Bringing Sorcerer Supreme Tony Stark to the DC Universe to Sell the Harry Potter World Wand"

"...What is this?" Tony was confused by Zhou Yi's fluent and fast words, and asked in a daze, "What is Galleon? Is it a currency?"

"This is just a magician's usual props in the world I have been to before. It is similar to the ring you use when you open the portal. It is used to assist the use of magic," Zhou Yi said with emotion. "At that time, I just created After finishing this, some things ended up leaving, so this batch of products has not been sold yet... Isn't this a rehearsal of the advertisement for you!"

"...How do I use this thing?" Tony chose to ignore a bunch of useless information in Zhou Yi's words, and went straight to the point.

This is the method he has summed up since dealing with Zhou Yi during this period... Even if he is as smart as he is, sometimes he can't keep up with Zhou Yi's unrestrained ideas. Of course, the main reason is that he does not have enough information, not Zhou Yi's brain. The circuit is different from ordinary people.

"It's very simple!" Zhou Yi told Tony how to use the wand one by one - most of the time was spent on describing the [special functions] of the wand, such as automatic lighting, and the ability to get bigger, thicker and harder. Come to knock people, the body of the stick comes with a variety of enchanting modes, which can automatically select the restraint attribute according to the opponent's attribute or can be operated manually, and the most classic function, self-destruct!

"Wait, I can understand the previous ones, what's the matter with this self-explosion?" Tony asked.

"Explosion is art, and I'm just implementing a will." Zhou Yi said with emotion.

"Let me guess, which world's will is this from?" Tony took the wand in Zhou Yi's hand and waved it, and found that the hand felt unexpectedly suitable, and there was a feeling similar to... Blessing to the soul, an incomparable fit. In my heart, it seems that this magic wand is tailor-made for me, and it feels like one body when I hold it in my hand.

"I guessed wrong, not from one, but from many," Zhou Yi said, "The greatest fear of human beings comes from the lack of firepower, and explosions, as the most common means of killing humans, are naturally the most popular! Alright, Let’s not talk about it... well, now I am an auxiliary demon hunter in charge of finding devils... let’s go, start your first actual combat on the magic side!”

Tony has no objection to this. If it were an ordinary person, he might still want to practice with a wand for a while, but he is the one who said something like "sometimes you have to learn to run before you learn to walk"!

Those who can say such things either have absolute confidence in themselves and really have that strength, or they are fools.

Apparently Tony wasn't an idiot.

He thinks he is strong!

……

"Two more demon hunters came out of nowhere..." In the building where Zhou Yi and Constantine left one after another, a blond man in a suit and leather shoes with Moss' hair fixed down looked down and said softly, frowning. , a coin rolled back and forth on his right finger, at a faster and faster speed, and was finally grabbed by him.

"I've never heard of it before. The magical reaction doesn't seem to be very strong. It shouldn't be something difficult to deal with, and it shouldn't have any impact." Balthazar went downstairs, "Let's solve Constantine's side first, absolutely. I can't let this guy mess things up... soon, soon, once the plan is successful, I will be the biggest contributor!"

……

"What's the matter with angels and devils, do we have them in our universe?" Tony asked in the car.

"Yes, but it's not the same as here," Zhou Yi said after thinking for a while, "In this universe, people's souls belong to heaven or hell after death, but in the universe before you and me, people die The final soul belongs to death, that is the law of nature, heaven and hell... are just two powerful dimensions, it seems that the gods representing death in this universe have not yet appeared, otherwise this behavior will trigger a war of gods ..."

"Meaning, they're illegal," Tony said.

"...That's it." Zhou Yi pondered for a while, nodded and said, "Maybe I know what I'm asking for help this time..."

"what?"

"You just said that they are illegal." Zhou Yi smiled, "Angels, demons, and humans are not the same kind of creatures, so...why should the decision to think about human souls after death be left to the people?" What do they decide?"

"Now I believe that what you are going to do is a big event." Tony quickly heard the meaning of Zhou Yi's words.

"Ann, it's not at the level of destroying planets, although it's not like I haven't done that kind of thing..."

"Have you destroyed a planet??!"

"There are no living things. In order to trap a living thing that might threaten the universe. It's not the universe you know. Don't worry." Zhou Yi said, "In short, you just need to know that I am qualified to participate in such a big event... you All you have to do is practice your magic!"

Zhou Yi began to look forward to the upcoming battle.

As a human being, Zhou Yi doesn't have a good impression of heaven or hell. Of course, he must have a good impression of heaven in comparison.

But obviously, this time, things are different from the original book. This difference does not refer to the arrival of Zhou Yi and Tony, but something else...from Zhou Yi's intuition.

Whatever the difference!

It's time to do something big!

Chapter 26 Human souls should belong to humans!

"Ahem..." Constantine coughed, and cold raindrops fell from the sky on his body, but no amount of coldness could match the chill in his heart.

He got his physical examination report from the hospital - lung cancer was terminal, and the doctor directly asked him to go back to prepare for his funeral.

Then he went to the church, found Gabriel who was in charge of passing on the beauty of the world to God, and asked him if he could go to heaven after death.

But the final answer was - no.

Damn!

Constantine is in a very bad mood. He has been hunting demons since he was 15 years old. Until now, there are countless demons in the whole hell who have been sent back by his own hands. So many achievements can’t be died Qualified to go to heaven?

Those so-called believers are allowed to enter just by praying?

What kind of shit is this!

While bursting with anger, he was also afraid in his heart that he might go to hell after death... He killed so many devils, if his soul still went to hell after death, wouldn't he be tortured forever?

Damn!

"Ahem..." Konstantin took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, took out a lighter and wanted to light it, but at this moment he felt something was wrong, as if something... was in his on clothes?

Constantine looked over his left shoulder and found that it was a Dongting Lake hairy crab!

Well, to be precise, it's a demonized creature exuding a faint dark aura... but it's also a crab!

Where did this thing come from?

Konstantin shook off the harmless crab, frowned, but started to cough violently again, coughing so badly that he fell to his knees on the ground, feeling like he was about to cough up his lungs.

"Brother, can I borrow a fire? Brother?" A voice came from the side.

When he was coughing badly, Constantine didn't think much about it, he took out his lighter from his pocket and was about to hand it over.

The next second, he realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, that person, or rather, the devil from hell, grabbed his hand and pinned him to the ground!

If it weren't for being restricted by some powerful holy objects carried by Constantine at any time, this devil composed of various monsters and bugs would only need this opportunity to kill him!

Constantine struggled to get rid of the lighter on the side. As an exorcist, he naturally wanted to use all the parts of his body that could be used to the extreme, such as this lighter, but Constantine had been in the church for a long time. All kinds of magic circle engravings are also added, and even the oil used in it has been baptized by the bishop like holy water, and has real effects!What is ignited should be called a holy flame!

Of course, the bishop of the church has never provided this kind of service...so the origin of these fuel...is not so authentic, but whatever, it's effective anyway, and it's used to exorcise demons, the Lord will forgive them !

As for whether it will or not, it is not clear, but anyway, Constantine doesn't care about that now.

However, the devil pressing on him and trying to break through the defenses of those sigils and holy objects to kill Constantine also sensed what Constantine wanted to do, and pressed hard on Constantine's hand, "Don't meddle in your own business! Demon hunting Man! Otherwise you'll be tormented by me in hell!"

"Even if I go to hell, it won't be my turn to be tortured by a lowly demon like you! Idiot!" Constantine replied, and the suppressed hand was still a little bit short of getting the lighter, so he simply gave up. Grab the closer wooden stick and throw it at that lowly lemur!

However, before his wooden stick hit the villian's head, a voice sounded from the side—"Shenfeng Wuying!"

Something like a sharp knife was drawn in the air, and Constantine watched as the lemur was cut in half—but only the cut part died, and the rest could still move. After all, this The lemurs are composed of controlling a group of bugs.

"It doesn't seem to work," Constantine heard the voice say again.

"Don't you see it's a bunch of worms or something? Unless you chop everything up in two ends."

"I know, I'm just going to try it, it's honestly disgusting..."

"Use holy water! Is there any holy water?" Constantine couldn't help it, please, I'm still fighting!Life and death crisis!What's the matter with your casual tone like chatting there!

"What is holy water?"

"Let me think about it...Holy water is something that exorcises evil spirits. Generally speaking, it is the water blessed by bishops and priests, and the dew from the pool at the entrance of the church seems to be included."

"Sounds casual, does it really work?"

"You can go to the church next to it and find some to try."

Hearing that Constantine was almost not killed by the devil but was pissed to death by these two people. He heard the voice and heard that it was the two people who claimed to be exorcists that he met in the afternoon, but he didn't expect that it was actually An exorcist who doesn't even know holy water?

What a novice it must be!

But fortunately, the power of the evil demon that was broken into two halves was greatly reduced. In fact, Constantine was suppressed at the beginning because he had no strength due to his own body or was seized by a sneak attack. That ghoul was thrown out!

"Catch the ball successfully!" Tony changed a spell, this time it is not the magic in the "Harry Potter" world, so there is no need to shout... In fact, the magic in the Harry Potter world can be used without shouting Yes, but Tony thinks it's more handsome that way.

Of course Zhou Yi was up to him, he played handsome for a while, and after the crematorium, recorded the video and edited it, that would be another 100 million US dollars!

Under the effect of the magic Tony used this time, the lemure was directly fixed in the air, unable to move.

"Huh... what kind of magic tool is that?" Constantine stood up, patted the water on his body, and noticed the wand in Tony's hand.

"I made this from the cross on which Jesus was bound." Zhou Yi introduced proudly.

"Wow... I happen to have a piece of holy shroud that wrapped the body of Jesus here." Constantine couldn't help but reveal a hint of greed when he looked at the wand.

"In this way, the body of Jesus is still short of the death scene of the Son of God, huh?" Zhou Yi chuckled.

"Uh... Excuse me, what should I do with this thing?" Tony asked.

"Come on, it's time for you to go out and exorcise a demon." Zhou Yi commanded Constantine.

"This thing doesn't even need to be exorcised. It's just a low-level demon. It can only be solved by borrowing the bodies of these small creatures and being hit by a car." Constantine took out a pack of cigarettes, He took out one and put it in his mouth, took out the lighter and lit it.

"You don't understand this, it's a bit too wasteful!" Zhou Yi shook his head.

"What do you mean?"×2

Constantine and Tony both expressed their bewilderment.

"It's very simple. Look, except for those bugs, everything else is in good condition!" Zhou Yi came to the lemur controlled by Tony in mid-air, and stretched out his hand to grab a big crab out of it, "Look , the shell is so smooth, so vibrant, and the size is so big, this is an excellent ingredient!"

Constantine: "!!!"

After a moment.

"I'm really out of my mind to do this..." Constantine walked in front, smoking a cigarette and shaking his head, feeling that there was something wrong with him... He was really serious under Zhou Yi's bewitching Use the exorcism ritual to expel that inferior demon back to hell. According to Zhou Yi's words, it is [purifying ingredients]!

Then I even picked out a bunch of venomous snakes, crabs, and some unfamiliar seafood from the bunch of bugs... I have to say, the quality is indeed the best, very vibrant!

Such a thing was definitely not done because Zhou Yi said that he came from Huaguo and mastered a lot of cooking methods... Absolutely not!

Constantine glanced at the big bag in Zhou Yi's hand, and swallowed silently. People from a foodie country... must be good at cooking, right?

But before that, he still needed to do some things, so he came to this place, and Zhou Yi and Tony simply followed, and they arrived at Papa Midnight's bar.

"Little boy riding a bicycle." Constantine entered the bar after answering the pattern on the poker card shown by the gatekeeper, which only those with magical powers could see through. Zhou Yi and Tony also answered one after another and walked in. .

"Papa Midnight's bar is a bar that is only open to bastards and superpowers. Because it only maintains neutrality, it is supported by half-angels and half-demons." Constantine whispered to Zhou Yi and Tony, "When you meet those disgusting Bastards for sure, but don't do it first."