All gods become gods

"What about you?" Lu Mingfei thought about Finger.

"Me? I don't have to worry, I'm an eighth-grade senior, an old fritter among old fritters!" Fingel said, "Even some teachers are not as qualified as me!"

So what's the matter with being so proud!Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

"Well, buy me a hamburger, and I'll tell you all the news you want to know, including what color the principal's underwear is!" Fingel was gearing up.

"So you're not worried that we will be punished, but that if the boss says it, you won't be able to use the information to get hamburgers, right?" Lu Mingfei said with squinting eyes.

"Let's be a human being so that we can meet each other later, how about a way out?" Fingel took a sip of Coca-Cola and his muscles bulged.

"But are you serious about knowing the color of the principal's underpants?" Lu Mingfei wisely changed the subject when he saw the tower-like muscles.

"Of course I don't know!" Fingel waved his hand.

"Then you still said you can tell me!" Lu Mingfei was furious.

"I didn't say that my information must be true!" Fingel laughed, "If you don't believe it, you can also pull off the principal's pants and check it yourself!"

"A profiteer, a proper profiteer!" Lu Mingfei jumped.

"I'm the know-it-all in the school! I even know every girl's measurements, height, and leg length!"

"You're a hooligan, not a know-it-all, are you?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help but said.

"Please call me the No. [-] Paparazzi of Kassel Academy, thank you!" Fingel answered Lu Mingfei's complaints rather shamelessly.

……

"But you just said you came to pick up our train?" Lu Mingfei took a big bite of the hamburger, barely able to hear his lisp, "I asked why the conductors here don't know about the CC1000 express train?"

"Cassel College is different from ordinary colleges, so the trains to pick them up are also different. If you don't use the train, you can only go to the school by helicopter, but that's only for high-level pick-ups! Don't worry, always The car will come! Just wait for it!" Fingel hula hula swept away the real Big Mac burger like a hungry ghost, and then picked up another big hamburger with green eyes. chicken chops.

"High class?" Lu Mingfei stopped suddenly.

"Yes, something similar to aristocratic status, high-ranking students will have privileges, such as sending a car in advance or sending a helicopter directly!" Fingel bit down hard, "Evil capitalism! I yearn for an equal life in socialism!"

"As a German, are you serious about what you say?" Lu Mingfei was still talking nonsense.

"Wait, the class you mentioned...how is it divided?" Zhou Yi also took a bite of his hamburger and asked.

"It's divided by letters, ABC or something like that, I'm the lowest F!" Fingel picked up a chicken leg and pointed at himself.

"Why do I hear pride in your tone..." Lu Mingfei felt that he was powerless to complain, but the good thing is that he seems to know what his future will be like... I don't know if it counts. It's a good thing.

"If that's the case," Zhou Yi nodded, "I'm A-level."

"I just said that your IQ is definitely not low-level, big brother. It seems that I am lucky enough to be able to take the express train today!" Fingel was instantly delighted, and stretched out his greasy hand to pat Zhou Yi on the shoulder. Lu Mingfei on the side quickly blocked it, "Then what about me, I'm S!"

"Don't be kidding, brother!" Fingel laughed and waved his hands, "Do you know how many S-ranks there are in total? There is not a single student in the school who is S-level. If you are really S-level, you should have brought yours by now. The luggage is sitting on the helicopter sent by the school!"

"Take out your notice." Zhou Yi jumped up, "Helicopter! Helicopter! This wave is their work error, we can file a complaint! Then apply for compensation!"

"Fuck, I'm sure I read you right, smart people can make money!" Fingel also jumped up, "If you really are an S and an A!"

After a while, Fingel said in surprise after checking, "It's true, it must be a once-in-a-century scheduling error!"

"So how do we complain?" Lu Mingfei was very interested. At this moment, he felt that his S-level was quite cool!At least this privilege is really powerful!

"It's very simple! There's no way!" Fingel spread his hands.

"What?" Lu Mingfei's jaw was about to drop, it's very simple, so what can I do?

"Norma is in charge of scheduling, but Norma has not opened the portal for complaints. Since it was designed, there has never been a setting of 'error'. If I hadn't checked your admission notice, I really don't believe it will This kind of thing happened." Fingel shrugged, grabbed a chicken nugget and bit it off, "We can only wait for the train and go to school before blackmailing!"

"How can you say it's blackmail, it's a reasonable claim!" Zhou Yi corrected.

"Ah, you're right, cultural people are different!" Fingel suddenly realized.

"Then we just wait now?" Lu Mingfei frowns.

"There is a way." Zhou Yi raised a finger.

"I would like to hear more about it!" ×2

"Hack Norma!" Zhou Yi said word by word.

"You're saying that it's as easy as the weather is so nice today, we went to the Pentagon and hacked all the computers there." Fingel complained.

"Heroes see the same thing!" Lu Mingfei immediately looked at Finger with admiration, "It turns out that you are also a good comrade who complains! I am willing to give you full marks for this wave of complaints!"

"Then there is an easier way." Zhou Yi took out his phone.

"How to say?"

"Call!" Zhou Yi pressed the dial button, "Just let the people in the school say no to the person in charge directly?"

Then, in the remote mountains, in a large college that looked like a manor, in a lecture hall in a building covered with vines, a bell rang.

"That's right!" Fingel suddenly realized, "Why didn't I think of such a simple solution!"

"I finally understand why you have to repeat the grade for four years!" Lu Mingfei ruthlessly pierced his heart.

"Didn't you also think of it?" Fingel backhanded.

"The boss is responsible for both wisdom and courage!" Lu Mingfei said that he was fearless, "I am responsible for lying down and being cute!"

"It's almost the same as a cute girl!" Fingel shook his head, and then a wicked smile appeared on his face, "Come on, tell me some information, whose phone number does your boss know?"

"That's top class!" Lu Mingfei gave a thumbs up and lowered his voice, "Do you know why I call the boss the boss?"

"Although it's a bit of a mouthful, I still understand, let's continue!" Fingel became interested, and the two quietly walked aside.

"Because the boss didn't hesitate to sacrifice his own beauty in order to get some information for me..." Lu Mingfei was about to burst into tears as he spoke, "Too generous!"

"How can this happen? Such a thing happened in broad daylight!" Fingel was filled with righteous indignation, "Say, what is the girl's name? As the number one paparazzi of Kassel College, I must expose this incident!"

"Ahem, I'm just joking," Lu Mingfei coughed and explained when he saw that Finger was serious, "Actually, I saw that the boss and the senior sister seem to be chatting very well, and they have a very good relationship, you understand?"

"Oh... I understand, I understand!" Fingel understood, "You haven't said the girl's name yet, let's see if I know some information, so I can help your boss clear the mines?"

"It seems to be called Nuonuo, also called Chen Motong?" Lu Mingfei thought for a while and said.

"Hiss!" As soon as the words fell, Lu Mingfei heard Fingel gasp.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei was a little puzzled.

"If the Nuonuo you're talking about is that Nuonuo..." Fingel seemed to be digesting some unbelievable news, "That girl is the girlfriend of Caesar Gattuso, the president of the Student Union of Kassel College !Caesar Gattuso is a proper rich second generation, and his family is a member of the school board! And Caesar is the confirmed heir of the Gattuso family! Tall and handsome!"

"What?" Lu Mingfei was shocked.

"what are you guys saying?"

At this moment, a familiar voice froze them instantly - it was Zhou Yi who was holding the phone, and at some point, he stood behind them.

Chapter 18 Traditional Performing Arts of Executive Ministry

In the lecture theater, a group of students in dark green uniforms with a half-decayed giant tree tattooed on their chests were sitting solemnly and staring at the big screen in front of them, writing something down in their notebooks from time to time.

The lecturer was not an old white-haired professor of science, but a young man with golden hair. His Greek sculpture-like face and ice-blue eyes made most of the female students focus on him. His eyes were full of splendor.

"We don't know the defense of the Lionheart, but this does not prevent us from making assumptions," Caesar pointed a laser pointer on the screen, which is a detailed map of Kassel College, which has been Divided into areas of two colors, "No matter what, the parking lot is a must-have, no matter how many manpower we invest in, we must occupy it!"

"Snipers we need..."

"Jingle Bell!"

Many students were stunned, and then quickly located the direction of the sound. It would be fine if they were in class, but now is the time for the student union to prepare for "Freedom Day"!How dare someone not turn off their mobile phone?

Then they found the source of the sound - a girl with red hair turned her head away as if she saw everything. This person has privileges!

"Take a call." Nuonuo glanced at the phone and stood up, gestured to Caesar on the podium, turned around and walked out without waiting for a response, and connected the phone at the same time, "Hello? Why do you want me?"

"We were stranded at the Chicago train station," Zhou Yi said straight to the point, "I met a senior who told us that it was a scheduling error, and logically speaking, a helicopter should pick us up."

"Well, it's indeed a scheduling error when there is an s." Nuonuo thought for a while and realized Zhou Yi's purpose of calling, and the corner of his mouth suddenly twitched, "Sister, come and listen? Otherwise, I won't help you!"

"Sister, can you help me~" a sweet and greasy voice came from the phone, and Zhou·Candy Super Sweet·Yi went online.

"Get out! I'm getting goosebumps!" Nuonuo rubbed his arms violently.

"Don't talk about it, I also have goosebumps." Zhou Yi also rubbed his arm violently on the other side, and at the same time, he deeply reflected that he was still not thick-skinned enough to reach [甜(bi)果(shi)超(hou) Sweet (xian)] The realm of combination.

"Then you are still so disgusting!" Nuonuo roared.

"Isn't this at your request?" Zhou Yi said confidently, "Anyway, it's been called, so do what you should do!"

"I really owe you, right?" Nuonuo cursed and saved the recording of the call for black history.

In the lecture theater, Caesar looked a little weird.

He subconsciously let a sickle weasel approach, so it was equivalent to hearing the whole conversation between Nuonuo and Zhou Yi.

Why does it always feel that something is not right... Caesar was lost in thought, and the students in the seats thought that their president was thinking about an important battle strategy all at once, so they didn't dare to make a sound.

……

"We were just discussing how much money we will extort from the school!" Lu Mingfei had an idea, "Boss, have you contacted the insiders?"

"Of course we got in touch," Zhou Yi raised the phone in his hand, "I told her that if the helicopter doesn't come again, we are going to go home!"

"Actually, we also talked about Nuonuo..." The carefree Finger was halfway through speaking, but Lu Mingfei covered his mouth and couldn't say a word.

"What?" Zhou Yi became interested in an instant, "Do you have any black information about her?"

"Black material?" Lu Mingfei and Finger asked at the same time.

"Ah, yes, the number one paparazzi of Kassel College must have something dirty, right?" Zhou Yi had an expression of "Don't say you don't, or I will look down on you".

"Of course! I am the number one paparazzi, what news can escape my eyes and ears?" Fingel puffed up his chest as broad as a bear, "You can have as many pieces as you want!"

"Come on, tell me one?" Zhou Yi asked.

"Nuo Nuo, also known as Chen Motong, is known as the little witch!" Fingel said with a low voice, "Because the things she does sometimes seem crazy, for example, one night when there was a heavy rain, she drove a Ferrari and stood downstairs. Just yell who wants to go on a trip with her! As a result, Caesar, the president of the student union, jumped off the building with two guns and fired..."

In the middle of speaking, Fingel suddenly realized something and stopped talking.

"Yeah, I know, he became her boyfriend later, let's keep talking!" Zhou Yi nodded.

"You know?" ×2, Lu Mingfei and Finger screamed strangely.

"Why don't you know?" Zhou Yi looked at the two blankly, then looked at Lu Mingfei, "I told you from the beginning that she has a boyfriend?"

"Brother," Fingel patted Zhou Yi's shoulder and took a deep breath, "Although it's not very moral for a person with normal values ​​to poach a wall, but you are so generous to treat me to a luxurious KFC family bucket! So I will not report and expose you on this matter! I wish you all the best!"

"Hey, you just chose not to help after talking so much?" Lu Mingfei was shocked, "In our Chinese, this is called a white-eyed wolf!"

"I don't want to either, the main thing is that I am also a member of the student union," Fingel muttered, "so it stands to reason that Caesar is my boss! I won't report and expose you for a set of KFC luxury family bucket meal Behavior is already very sorry for my boss!"

"What! Feeling like you are an enemy spy!" Lu Mingfei jumped up, "Where is my knife? I will kill you right now to avoid future troubles!"

"Hey, hey, stop being so skinny, do you think your boss and I are the kind of people who need to poach someone?" Zhou Yi waved his hand, pointing to his face, "Look at this face, look at this figure, look at this IQ, Please, there is a peach blossom forest in front of me, why should I hang myself on a tree? There is still a master! Am I stupid?"

"...Although what you said makes sense, I really want to hit you..." Fingel muttered.

"Although I agree with you, but if I really want to fight, I will... I will hide aside and call the police!" Lu Mingfei glanced at Finger's bear-like figure and wisely "stepped over my corpse "These words came back to my stomach.

"What you said really didn't bring me any sense of comfort..." Zhou Yi complained.

"You little brother is really good!" Fingel gave Zhou Yi a thumbs up, "But I want to remind you of one thing, although there are many beautiful girls in Kassel College, it's better not to be two-footed or Things like Neptune... because the consequences may be very serious, and the School of Love Killing has nothing to do with it!"

"I'm going, is it so dangerous?" Lu Mingfei was shocked, "The girls in the academy are so tough?"

"That's not ordinary tough, all of them are female tyrannosaurs!" Fingel nodded repeatedly, as if recalling some tragic past.

"After recording it, upload it to the campus forum." Zhou Yi silently put away his phone.

"When did you take out your mobile phone!" Fingel was shocked and wanted to snatch it, but at this moment Zhou Yi's phone rang again.

"Answer the phone," Zhou Yi answered the phone, "How is it?"

"How about what?" Nuonuo on the other side of the phone looked down with one hand on her hip, "Your senior sister, of course I can easily catch you! The helicopter to pick you up has already set off!"

"Thank you sister..."

"Stop!" Nuonuo hurriedly interrupted the spellcasting, and pressed half of the goosebumps floating on his arms in shock, "Say one more word, I will die with you!"

"You said you wanted it at the beginning, but now you say no, tsk, woman!" Zhou Yi tsk-tsk, and changed the subject before Nuonuo's anger was full, "So where are we going to wait for the plane?"

"How about in heaven?" Nuonuo suggested.

"The world is so beautiful, I still don't want to leave." Zhou Yi resolutely refused, "Besides, I don't belong to heaven!"

"Of course you will know when the plane arrives!" Nuonuo, who couldn't say it and wanted to try, hung up the phone directly after realizing the facts again.

"Okay, the matter is settled." Zhou Yi nodded to the two of them, "The plane should come over later."

"After eight years at Kassel College, I can finally enjoy the S-level treatment!" Fingel was extremely excited.