All gods become gods

A dozen or so hands were raised in unison in the classroom.

"You, classmate, please answer."

"The ability to write exams and the ability to cast spells." The student replied.

"Accurate, but not completely included." Zhou Yi nodded, "Is there any more? Okay, you come."

"Actual combat." Another student who stood up replied.

"Okay, actual combat, I have already said it before, as long as you listen carefully to what I say, you should know it all, so... you are?"

"Herb, Gryffindor, Professor Zhou."

"Okay, five points for Gryffindor, you can sit down... In short, what I want to tell you is that for me, Defense Against the Dark Arts is not just about your filling in some exam content, but also Not only your release of the spell, but also the actual combat, that is, when and what spell to use, the judgment in it is very important."

The students below immediately started talking.

"Of course, this is just my personal request. If you just want to get an O or E in the exam, this is a very simple thing. It couldn't be easier... Well, this is a step-by-step process , let me take a look at your background first." Zhou Yi said, and with a wave of his hand, a stack of white paper appeared in his hand, each of which was about the size of two A4 sheets, and then these papers flew up automatically, Come to each student and arrange them neatly.

"These are some of the questions that I have drawn out after referring to the written test questions of the past years. I guarantee that they are all original questions." Zhou Yi clapped his hands, "Now, you can start answering! I call it, the test of the bottom line !"

Chapter 18 The Inhuman Zhou Yi

The basic exam is no less feared by students than the midterm exam or the final exam. The reason is that the premise of taking this exam is that the student has just returned from a "happy" vacation.

It is conceivable what kind of state the students who have just exploded with peak hand speed in the days before the start of school will be in terms of mastery of knowledge...

Panicked emotions almost flooded the entire classroom, and Zhou Yi understood that he could know what they would answer without having to look at the papers.

"The exam time is half an hour, because I only took half an hour of questions out of it to form the paper in front of you," Zhou Yi waved his hand, "Start answering, by the way, cheating is not allowed, cheating includes Look up information or exchange answers in any form. Once cheating is found, ten points will be deducted. Of course, everything has advantages and disadvantages. If you cheat and I don’t find out, you should be able to get a grade of E or higher on this test paper... Anyone who gets an O, besides adding [-] points to his academy, can also get ten Galleons from me!"

As he said that, Zhou Yi put out two hundred golden Galleons, and added some special lighting effects. The golden light shone throughout the classroom. Under the podium, almost all the students were attracted by the golden glittering light. .

Ten Galleons, that's a lot of money, not to mention, Zhou Yi put out two hundred of them at once!

Very powerful, inhumane, handsome and wealthy, in the eyes of the students below, these labels suddenly appeared on Zhou Yi's head... The favorability directly increased exponentially.

"When the sand in the hourglass runs out, the exam time is over!" Zhou Yi took out another hourglass and turned it over. The most worry-free thing about going to Hogwarts is that you don't have to worry about taking out a bunch of things anytime and anywhere and being asked why. Yes, though casting without a wand is equally a remarkable thing.

The next moment fell into a tense and exciting exam atmosphere. Each student grabbed a quill and began to read the questions and prepare to answer them.

There were a lot of rustling noises when the tip of the pen fell on the paper at first... Yes, at the beginning, after about 5 minutes, the sound began to decrease sharply, and many students not only stopped the pens in their hands , and he was short of breath, and his face turned red, as if he was about to start a fight and show his skills, but found that he couldn't start.

Its psychological process is roughly like this:

At the beginning, it was——"After all, I also passed the OWL exam and got the O/E. No matter how you say it, I am capable. Although I didn't review much during the holidays, I must have some knowledge about these topics. I understand... Ten Galleons, here I come!"

And then—"Have we really learned the spells mentioned in this topic? Forget the next question, wait, I seem to know all these letters, but why can't I recognize them after they are combined? Yes, we don’t seem to have learned about the situation in this topic before!”

The last thing is—"How to write this, I can't understand the title! Is this really the original question?"

After half an hour, there was a dead silence below. Many students stared at the hourglass that had finally finished walking, and then looked at Zhou Yi, who was still smiling.

At this time, Zhou Yi had another label in their eyes - cunning.

They only realized now that although Zhou Yi brought out a lot of Galleons...but it didn't mean that Galleons could be in their hands!

It's all because Jin Jialong's light is too shining, making them ignore this matter!

"From your expressions, I think the gold coins I prepared for you may not be able to be sent out today... But it doesn't matter, I don't lack these Galleons, so in the days to come, as long as there are those who can pass the exam And whoever gets an O can get ten Gold Galleons, while supplies last!"

As Zhou Yi spoke, he stretched out his hand, and the papers in front of the students, with almost no handwriting on them, flew up automatically, and piled them on the desk in front of Zhou Yi one by one, summed up neatly, and a quill flew away Get up, and then quickly change the score on it.

The students broke away from the original state of dead fish again. What is this, a bounty?Still going on!

After the ravages of the test, they have self-knowledge about themselves. At this stage, it is absolutely impossible to get an O from the test questions of this difficulty and then get those ten gold Galleons... But who said that it will not happen in the future? will it?

One year's time, and another whole year's time!

It’s really not that these students want to change professors, but that in the past five years, every year, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts had some accidents and couldn’t teach in the second year... One time can be called an accident, so five times can be regarded as an accident. What?What about the previous few times?

Therefore, almost by default, they decided that Zhou Yi's reward could only be obtained within this year!

"Then, in the process of grading the test papers, let me ask you some questions," Zhou Yi clapped his hands, "Who can tell me what black magic is?"

"It's the Unforgivable Curse!" Many students raised their hands, and one of the students who was selected by the spell said.

"Include, but not exactly." Zhou Yi pointed at another student.

"It's evil magic!"

"What defines evil?" Zhou Yi asked back, leaving the students speechless.

After counting several people one after another, Zhou Yi signaled the students to put their hands down: "Through everyone's answers, I think it is necessary for me to re-discuss the concept of black magic with you... What the student said just now is very close, If I remember correctly, it is a sentence mentioned in "Dark Power Self-Defense Guide", black magic is the magic whose main purpose is to harm others."

"However, what I want to tell you is that black magic is not necessarily linked to evil." Zhou Yi glanced around, "I think you have a lot of problems."

Of course, there are many problems. After Zhou Yi said that black magic is not necessarily linked to evil, the students below are almost as if they exploded.

"Professor, how can black magic not be evil?" A student stood up, looking a little angry and puzzled.

"There is nothing more vivid than an example. For example, now, there is a hostage-taking incident. A man named Zhang San kidnapped an underage little witch and asked the Ministry of Magic to give him 1000 million Galleons." If you don't give it to him, he will tear up the ticket... It means to kill the little witch.

This Zhang San is very powerful, he has mastered casting spells without a staff, and he is also very vigilant. He has placed many defensive spells around him, and has also taken various potions that increase magic resistance. The spells have very strong resistance, and will not lose their ability to cast spells in an instant. Fortunately, an Auror from the Ministry of Magic found a secret passage and came to the top of Zhang San... Zhang San did not deploy defenses on top of his head magic. "

Speaking of this, Zhou Yi paused: "Now, all the smart students know, if this Auror wants to solve Zhang San in the first time, so that Zhang San can't hurt the little witch, what kind of magic will he use? "

"The Unforgivable Curse..." The student who stood up before replied in a low voice.

"Yes, the Unforgivable Curse, Avada Kedavra, now, please tell me, is black magic evil in this incident?"

The audience was silent. They never thought about such a situation. What if the Unforgivable Curse...is used to save people?

"So, in the first class, what I want to tell everyone is that there is no need to have prejudice against black magic. Some people will use the magic of fainting to harm people, and some people will use the magic of Avada Kedavra. There is no right or wrong power, what really determines right or wrong is the way you use it and the purpose of using it." Zhou Yi magically displayed the word purpose on the blackboard.

"So, what is the purpose of studying this course?" Zhou Yi asked again.

"Defense against black magic!" said a student whose hand was raised.

"Include, but it's not accurate, so I'm sorry, I can't give you extra points," Zhou Yi gestured for him to sit down, "I just said...that classmate."

"Defend against all magic that may harm us." Standing up was a good-looking female student.

To be rated as good by Zhou Yi, the appearance must be quite high, and it is estimated to be one of the best among Hogwarts at the same level and even in the school...Graduate quickly before that little Hermione grows up, Zhou Yi He thought to himself, he watched it specially yesterday, this Hermione is Emma's version!

The main reason is that the pair of front teeth and the teeth inside destroyed the overall face structure. Zhou Yi guessed that when the front teeth were removed, her dentist parents would adjust the overall shape of the teeth... Then Hogg There is probably no suspense about the name of Watts' school belle.

"Nice, are you?"

"Gwen, Ravenclaw," Gwen said.

"Very good, five points for Ravenclaw," Zhou Yi gestured for her to sit down, "This is what I want to tell everyone, personally, I have always felt that the name of the course Defense Against the Dark Arts is inappropriate , is too narrow... It should be a self-defense course for wizards, which is more appropriate.

Because, when you graduate, when you go to the world without professors and school regulations, what you have to face are those wizards who can use everything, there are good ones and bad ones, the good ones will exceed your imagination, the bad ones, It will also exceed your imagination. "

Zhou Yi said, Gwen raised his hand again, and after getting Zhou Yi's permission, he said, "Is it as bad as the mysterious man?"

"Hehe...the mysterious man," Zhou Yi chuckled twice, "the mysterious man is certainly powerful, but there are more people who are worse than him, it's just that his actions are obvious and more people know...Of course, what I hope more is You won't meet those bad guys, but the facts are always beyond people's expectations, and no one can guarantee that they will always be smooth sailing, right? It may not be used, but it must not be absent."

As he said that, Zhou Yi wrote four words on the blackboard with magic: "What I want to tell you, in summary, there is only one thing - to save your life."

"Among them, life-saving is divided into three steps-first, see through, you need to know what, or who, what spell, is likely to cause danger or even life-threatening to you, second, resist, you need to resist, Or solve the corresponding spell, if the other party has launched an attack on you, poisoned you or something else, at least you can resist it, or you can remove the negative status, and third, escape, you need to escape, so that you can Get out of danger quickly... This student, do you have any questions?"

"Since we have resisted it, why can't we fight back?" said a burly student.

"Gryffindor?" Zhou Yi asked, and soon got an affirmative answer, "Well, as expected... Does anyone know why they didn't fight back?" Zhou Yi asked again, "Student Gwen, tell me."

Definitely not because she's the prettiest, but because she's a Ravenclaw and sure is smart!

"Because the professor you want to teach us is how to defend ourselves." Gwen stood up and replied.

"Congratulations, you got the answer right, but I won't give you any more points, because this question is too simple, and if you add more points, Professor McGonagall will come to trouble me..." Zhou Yi opened his mouth It was a joke, and the students below all showed understanding smiles. They have been under the supervision of Professor McGonagall for five years, so they naturally know how terrible Professor McGonagall is...

"Okay, sit down, self-defense, which naturally includes counterattack, but that is not what I should give you, at least not what you need to master now," Zhou Yi said, "Counterattack is when you have the absolute power to fight back." You are still students if your strength ensures that you can be safe, or if you have no way to escape intact.

Even if you pass the NEWT exam, graduate with an O or E, or even enter the Ministry of Magic and become an Auror intern, you are still a group of young birds. You need enough experience to understand how to deal with each other's spells in the first place Or the means of attack and how to fight back, it takes time to get it, it is definitely not just talk on paper, you need to pay a lot... even many people paid their lives in the process.

As a professor, especially the professor of your Defense Against the Dark Arts course, what I want to teach you is how to survive," Zhou Yi said, "Of course, before that, passing the NEWT exam is the first thing you need to do The matter... Well, let's see how many points you got on the previous test paper! "

As he spoke, Zhou Yi distributed the papers to each student by magic: "Whoever gets E or above, please raise your hand?"

Among more than 20 people, only one person raised his hand.

"Very good, Ms. Gwen," Zhou Yi nodded to Gwen, "You won ten Galleons for Ravenclaw, and ten Galleons for yourself!"

Chapter 19 Zhou Yi used [Title Sea Tactic], the effect is outstanding!

As he said that, Zhou Yi let ten Galleons float in front of Gwen: "Ravenclaw can always surprise people, can't it? I hope you can continue to work hard, and my guarantee will be valid for a long time!"

"Then, judging from the current situation, Ms. Gwen should be the only one who can pass the exam with the current knowledge reserve," Zhou Yi wrote a word with the number one on the blackboard, "I hope The goal is, before the end of the semester, the number is... 23, that is, all pass!"

"Of course, if you want to complete this task, it is definitely impossible to talk about it verbally, so I will arrange corresponding learning tasks for you." Zhou Yi continued, paused for a few seconds, and looked at the following because Gwen took To the students who seemed restless when Ten Gallon and Zhou Yi said they would let them all pass.

As if they had sensed something, the students quieted down one by one, looking at Zhou Yi who was smiling on the podium, an ominous premonition surged in their hearts.

Even though it was the first class, they also had an inexplicable tacit understanding - "Whenever Zhou Yi smiles like this, something good must happen!"

"Time flies so fast. Our first class is about to end like this," Zhou Yi said, taking out a pile of paper about [-] centimeters high and distributing it to each student. The first class is on Friday, these are your homework, don't worry, the above questions are all very low difficulty, you just need to search the books carefully, and you can finish it soon... My only thing to you The request is, don't copy homework, copying homework will be punished!"

Below, the students looked at the paper that automatically floated in front of them, lost in thought.

The rolls distributed to them are about one centimeter thick for each person.

According to Zhou Yi, this is a week's homework? ? ?

"It should just be scary in thickness, and there must not be much content on it." Many students opened the page with such thoughts and looked at it, and they saw dense words and piles of questions.

Almost didn't roll his eyes directly and fainted.

This wave directly knocked out half of the students.

"It must be just bad luck, I got the one with the most cards!"

Some students who were still hopeful insisted on flipping through all the test papers, and the papers were rattling.

A moment later, the remaining half fell too.

Professor Zhou Yi used the [Question Sea Tactic], and the effect is outstanding!The students are down!

"Then, that's all for today's class, get out of class is over!" Zhou Yi left the classroom with a satisfied smile——finally realized how it feels as a teacher assigning so many homework to students and watching them howling, it's really... so cool !

As Zhou Yi went away, those students were still slumped on their seats, facing the pile of papers in front of them, wanting to cry without tears.

At this time, in their eyes, Zhou Yi's label had one more... Great Demon King!

It's even scarier than the mysterious man!

……

Zhou Yi came to the teachers' lounge.

"Hey, Professor Zhou, have you finished the first class? How do you feel?" Professor Fei Liwei greeted Zhou Yi.

"It's okay. My students are all obedient, but their level is not good enough. But there is a Ravenclaw student who is very good. She has won a lot of points from me, and she has ten Galleons." Zhou Yi said with a smile .

"Ten Galleons! You actually took Gold Galleons as a reward?" Fei Liwei exclaimed, "You said 'her', is that student named Gwen?"

"Yes, it seems that she was excellent before?" Zhou Yi nodded and asked.

"Yes, she should be the one with the best academic performance among this year's Ravenclaws," Professor Fei Liwei praised without hesitation, "and the most beautiful one!"

"This is undeniable." Zhou Yi smiled, "How about you? Professor Fei Liwei, just finished the Charms class?"

"Of course, yes," Professor Fei Liwei nodded, "but it's for lower grade students... You know, with little magic power, you can only teach some simple magic. By the way, Professor Zhou, you Do you like to drink?"

"Me? Average, but I've never been drunk before." Zhou Yi said.

"I've never been drunk before!" Professor Fei Liwei was surprised, "Merlin's beard, are you kidding me? Or did you use some spell?"

"No no, what's the point of using a magic spell when drinking?" Zhou Yi waved his hand, although he was certainly drunk before, but now he can't get drunk as long as he doesn't want to.

It's a bit strange to say that once the topic of drinking is involved, the amount of alcohol must be inseparable, and men seem to be full of "competitive" mentality in this matter-the more they like to drink, the more this is the case.

After making an appointment with Professor Fei Liwei, who likes to drink, to go to the "Three Broomsticks" for a drink this weekend, and chatting about other things, Zhou Yi left. In the afternoon, he still had two lessons on Defense Against the Dark Arts for second and third graders. class.

At this time, without exception, various things about Zhou Yi began to spread in Hogwarts... The main reason was that when the students in the next class entered the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, they discovered those The seniors slumped on their seats with blank eyes, and the pile of test papers in front of them were not counted by the number of sheets but by their thickness.

Long live!

"Have you heard, that new Professor Zhou, who teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, seems to be rich and generous, and the class is also very interesting!"

"Why is the version I heard different? It seems to say that Professor Zhou is very scary, almost like a mysterious person! The assignments are a centimeter thick! They are all test papers, and they are still full!"

"I also heard that he gave a reward, as long as you pass the assessment, you can get ten Golden Galleons!"

The chattering students gasped... You could tell the difference between them and the sixth graders—because they were second graders.

"In any case, it's much better than that professor Quirrell who teaches students in grades one, five, and seven. I heard that professor can only stutter and read the textbooks, and he also has a strange smell. It's so unbearable! At least Professor Zhou is handsome and funny!"