All gods become gods

If you can't lift the table, you will play dirty tricks.

As a devil, Mephisto certainly would not directly enter the final peace negotiation.

That's why the previous manipulative contract appeared, as well as the act of pretending to be calm and trying to get Zhou Yi to make concessions.

However, what he didn't expect was that Zhou Yi had already analyzed the situation and situation of the enemy and himself, and had a calculation, which was equivalent to watching Mephisto perform while sitting on the Diaoyutai. No matter how Mephisto made moves, Zhou Yi could only Just stand still and wait for the final negotiation.

That's why Zhou Yi thinks that this wave is a welcome gift... Gu Yi has already paved all the roads, and the rest is up to Zhou Yi to operate. He just needs to show his strength and guard against Murphy. It's ok for Stowe to play tricks.

Don't be too cool!

After discovering that all the most worthwhile means were ineffective against Zhou Yi, Mephisto decided to negotiate peacefully with Zhou Yi, and at the worst, he would end the matter with the greatest cost-effectiveness.

"I've said it before," Zhou Yi shook his right hand, "I want it all."

"Money, power, or strength?" Mephisto raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Money and strength are just fine. With these two, power is at your fingertips. Besides, I don't care." Zhou Yi showed a greedy look, which he deliberately pretended. As for whether Mephisto would It is not important to relax your vigilance for this. If you succeed, you will make money. If you fail, you will practice your acting skills. "I need some magic knowledge. As for money... I think you should have a lot, right? Just treat it as a fine, ten Hundreds of millions of dollars, no problem?"

"Wait, did I hear you right?" Mephisto was startled, "I'm afraid you're not talking nonsense, I can only give 100 million at most!"

"Why, as a hellish monarch, don't you have a billion dollars?" Zhou Yi looked contemptuous, "Isn't it easy for you to get money?"

"Even if I had it, I wouldn't give it to you just because of such a little thing!" Mephisto said that the money was "earned" by himself, how could he be blackmailed by Zhou Yi so easily, " I did not cause any psychological harm to him at all, and he was the one who broke the contract and falsified in the first place!"

"Oh, I forgot to mention that since your contract is completely illegal, you are solely responsible for this case. What Mr. Duke did afterwards was for self-defense and counterattack, which is a legitimate defense." Zhou Yi added calmly.

"You... up to 1000 million!" Mephisto chose to make another step.

"One hundred million, I'll take a step back, okay?" Zhou Yi sighed, and made an expression of "this is really a lot of concessions, the final bottom line", "add some magic! As my previous substitute Your labor fee for cleaning up the contract! As long as you know... more than a quarter!"

"Yes!" Mephisto agreed instantly.

This is within the acceptable range of Mephisto... In fact, no matter how much money Mephisto can agree to, anyway, it is too easy for him to make money and US dollars are useless to him, so the reason for bargaining It's just a habit of not wanting to suffer too much.

Anyway, Zhou Yi asked for more than half of the magic, and Mephisto can definitely give some of the selected ones out... As for what it is, isn't it all selected by Mephisto himself?

Put some traps in it, maybe it will have unexpected effects in the future!

"Add more." Seeing that Mephisto agreed so quickly, Zhou Yi said immediately.

"No, it's okay!" Mephisto took out another contract and put it in front of Zhou Yi. It was the details of the terms they discussed. Mephisto would give Zhou Yi those things at the price that Zhou Yi and Duke could not Tell me about Mephisto being deceived by mortals in any way and form.

"Okay then, but the terms still need to be revised." Zhou Yi glanced at them, "This amount must be legally usable US dollars, and it must be transferred to my card number through legal channels... I will transfer it to you later. .”

The latter sentence was addressed to Duke, who nodded quickly without any comment.

He is a very sensible person. In fact, Zhou Yi is very grateful for lifting the curse for him. It doesn't matter if Zhou Yi doesn't give him the money after he gets the money, because he understands that if Zhou Yi doesn't lift the curse for him, his whole life will be ruined. will live under a curse.

He still understands the truth of gratitude and contentment.

"What else?" Mephisto waved his hand, and the terms of the contract changed.

"Also, it's about magic..." Zhou Yi added the detailed requirements about magic. Generally speaking, there are no omissions, traps, intentions of deliberate harm, etc. In short, Zhou Yi basically added all the restrictions that can be imagined. up.

Mephisto added these requirements with a black face.

He had given up on trying to trick Zhou Yi into the magic he gave him.

This little fox is really smart!

The problem is that Mephisto can't refute it yet, otherwise it is predictable that Zhou Yi will definitely say something to him-"You dare not add these restrictions to the contract, have you planned to cheat me long ago? It doesn't matter if the contract is not signed, I will immediately make that movie and broadcast it all over the world!"

There is no way to be controlled by others!

"...that's about it," Zhou Yi said a lot, and then added, "One last thing."

"...what?" Mephisto mechanically asked, already numb.

"All hidden clauses are not applicable, and..." Zhou Yi repeated the clause that was added when Duke and Mephisto signed the contract.

Not to mention the others, it is mainly to disgust Mephisto.

Mephisto was really disgusted by Zhou Yi, with an expression on his face that he had taken Ollie.

But still added.

I have endured it for so long before, if I don’t eat this lump of oligo in the end, I always feel that something is missing... Ah no, I always feel that I have lost a lot!

Anyway, it's not that there is no chance to get the interest back!

An idea secretly flashed in Mephisto's mind.

The contract was finally negotiated and completed, and Zhou Yi also signed the contract with Mephisto—not with a drop of blood, but in a way similar to the one when Gu Yi and Mephisto signed the contract, which can represent the source of power The effect of the seal is similar to that of blood, but the force is obviously improved by more than one level.

Zhou Yi learned this spell from the magic book he got from Tia Doma. Although the principle of casting the spell is different, the effect is the same.

"Hahaha, the deal is concluded, you can go!" Zhou Yi waved his hand impatiently.

"We will meet again." Mephisto said with gritted teeth.

"Of course, you haven't given me the magic yet." Zhou Yi chuckled, "In three days?"

"Don't worry, I've always kept the contract the most..." Mephisto said, raising the crutch slightly in his hand, and then lowering it, the whole magic disappeared.

"Are you sure he won't take revenge on us in any way?" Duke was a little worried.

"Don't worry, he will." Zhou Yi said calmly.

Duke: "???"

How can you put me at ease by saying that!Shouldn't you be more worried?

"What I want you to rest assured is that he will definitely come, and I have prepared corresponding methods and measures to solve this matter." Zhou Yi explained.

This time, Zhou Yi only wanted [-] million US dollars.

Those magic spells cannot be said to be for Duke, but Zhou Yi wants them himself, so they cannot be counted in the experience value. Zhou Yi is very clear about this, but he doesn't mind, because... there will be opportunities in the future.

What happened after that involved Mephisto's big plan, and that was the time for Zhou Yi to really get his hands dirty, but now... it's just an appetizer!

"Okay, you go home first, I will arrange the corresponding things for you later..." Zhou Yi stacked several magic circles on Duke's body as a protection, "The next thing will be with you It’s irrelevant, just enjoy your new life, and you don’t have to worry about being hunted by the devil later, or going to hell after death...Heaven will welcome you very much.”

After all, Zhou Yi sent Duke away directly.

It's a pity that Duke really doesn't have the qualifications to learn magic at all... Otherwise Zhou Yi would really be interested in teaching him magic, but now, a mortal really shouldn't be involved in this level of struggle. too big.

After a while, [-] million US dollars arrived.

Logically speaking, the transaction process of such an amount is still very cumbersome, but this kind of matter is obviously easy for Mephisto to solve.

Seeing that his [Traffic Police] career had been successfully upgraded to a high level, Zhou Yi had a satisfied smile on his face, and then directly transferred the money to Duke.

"Is that too much?" Duke called.

"As I said, I will give you the best motorcycle in the world," Zhou Yi said with a smile, "Enjoy your new life, Duke, you deserve it. When it comes to the reward for the feat of deceiving the Lord of Hell, I have already dealt with the source of this money for you, it is a lottery winning, and it is after-tax income."

"...Thank you." Duke thanked.

He is a contented man.

"You're welcome," Zhou Yi said, "Goodbye, Duke."

"Goodbye."

Duke hung up the phone, feeling a little dazed.

There are too many things today, such as cursing, sealed memories, deceiving the legendary devil, or the king of hell, the most important thing is that he did it by himself, and he drove to more than hundreds of yards, experiencing extreme speed for the first time The joy of...and being a billionaire.

And, the father who is still healthy and alive—Duke looked at his father who was watching TV and laughing happily in the living room.

That's all, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?

"Dad, let's travel to Hawaii tomorrow!"

"What? Where did you get the money? Don't you go to work?"

"No more, I'm quitting my job! I won a $[-] million lottery!"

"Aren't you just making fun of me?"

"how could be……"

"It's no wonder I believe you. You have been the best at deceiving people since you opened the market since you were a child!"

"This is..."

After all, if someone who can fool the ruler of hell has no talent in this area... no one would believe it!

……

Two days later.

"Let's welcome, Johnny Pyro!"

In the football field, exciting music was played on the radio, a whole row of small trucks were parked in the middle, ramps were at both ends, and a row of fireworks surrounded the trucks. When ignited, the eruption of the flame rendered the lively scene of the entire football field full of passion.

At the starting point of a section of the ramp, Johnny in a racing suit slowly appeared.

Johnny's performance has always been very simple, but it also directly hit the most critical point of the locomotive - "fast".

The faster you go, the farther you fly.

He wants to drive this locomotive, fly over half the field, from one end of the ramp to the other!

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Such a long distance is undoubtedly a huge challenge for the performance of the locomotive and the operation of the rider - to fly over it, you need extremely fast speed. The locomotive needs to accelerate from zero to enough to fly over half a football field in a short distance of ten meters At an extremely fast speed, the technical requirements for the rider are also higher, and if it is slightly off the ground when it lands, the car will crash and people will die.

The reason why Johnny's flying car performance is simple and popular is exactly this-humans hate and fear death, so they like to see things that challenge death and succeed, like the feeling of dancing on the tip of a knife, hovering on the edge of life and death, Exciting and fun.

But Johnny didn't feel that way.

It stands to reason that, as a performer, he is the most able to appreciate the extreme pleasure and the thrill of wandering between life and death... But he can't, because he has an immortal body.

It's not that he has made mistakes in performances over the years, or that he is basically actively looking for mistakes, because he wants to die, but as a rider, he is unwilling to use other means to commit suicide, but wants to be like his father and father. Died like that in a car show... However, he didn't even break a skin in the several mistakes that would have made him permanently disabled even if he couldn't die.

Just like this time.

After stretching out his fists and signaling to many audiences, causing a burst of cheers, Johnny twisted the accelerator, and under the huge power, the locomotive rushed over a short distance, accelerated to an unimaginable speed, and then left the stage, soared into the air, and leaped for a while. trucks!

In mid-air, Johnny closed his eyes.

The memory from a long time ago began to reappear in front of his eyes again—the blood dripped from the contract pierced by the dark thorns on the scroll, and then he was forced to leave his lover, lose his freedom, and become an only The rider performing the flying car is immortal, waiting for the call of the devil in hell. No matter whether he goes to the church or other places, he can't find a solution at all.

What's ridiculous is that such a huge price was exchanged for the fact that my father lived a few hours longer, instead of dying of lung cancer, he died in the car show.

This deal sucks... Johnny thought to himself, but no amount of regret would help. The devil doesn't pay attention to fairness, otherwise it wouldn't be synonymous with all evil.

Johnny slowly opened his eyes. The motorcycle had already passed those small trucks and started to fall, but Johnny didn't have time to adjust the direction of the front of the car... Maybe he didn't have time, maybe he was too lazy to do it, who knows?

After not dying, the passion of extreme speed also disappeared.

Extreme speed, what you enjoy is the kind of thrilling thrill of life and death!

There is no interest in life, but there is no way to die, no way to end it all.

Johnny felt that he was simply the saddest person in the world... Oh no, maybe it's appropriate to call himself a monster now, how can there be someone who can't die?

The front wheel of the locomotive touched the landing ramp, but because Johnny didn't adjust the direction of the front of the locomotive, at such a terrifying speed, if the front of the locomotive was slightly deflected, it would instantly fall down.

It really happened like this, the front wheel tilted, and then the car body fell forward obliquely. On the wheels, the hard helmet shattered directly!

Everything happened very quickly, amidst the exclamations and screams of the crowd, Johnny had already crashed under the table circled by the edge of the court, lying on the ground, motionless.

From a seat in the auditorium of the stadium, Zhou Yi watched the whole process.

From Zhou Yi's perspective, when Johnny's head touched the tire, that is, when he was about to be injured, his whole body was already wrapped in an invisible energy, and he didn't suffer any damage.

Zhou Yi just watched for a while, and saw that Johnny was helped up by the staff, and greeted the audience seemingly in good health. When the next performance was announced, he got up and left.

Next, it's time for the Witch Heart Demon to appear. Similarly, it's also the first part where Zhou Yi will start pulling Mephisto's wool!

The time with Duke before could only be said to be an unexpected joy, it was a job that was sent to pick up money, but now, it was something that Zhou Yi himself had planned for a long time ago!

Through the investigation during this period, Zhou Yi has locked on the wilderness locomotive hotels around the city... This is easy to confirm, first of all, there are more locomotives, and then there are more "angels".

This "angel" is not that angel. There is a habit in foreign countries to refer to female branch daughters as "angels". The reason is the same.

Those who meet these two conditions are not too many. Zhou Yi drove around in the past two days, but of course he didn’t go in. After all, the quality is too low. Even Zhou Yi couldn't avoid this, let alone on the premise that he could easily get the best.

As for work, there is no need to worry about it. Zhou Yi caught a lot of drag racing gangsters, which is more than enough to meet the business indicators that ordinary policemen need to achieve in a year... Otherwise, they would not be mistaken for attacking when they brought them here. There are really too many people in the police station, and the momentum is huge!

Under such a halo of performance, Zhou Yi's half-month leave was approved directly. The director didn't even ask what Zhou Yi was going to do, but just told Zhou Yi to remember to go to the police station to receive the bonus and merit medal... Zhou Yi had been thinking about this before, but now he is not in a hurry at all. Who cares about the little head when the big head comes?

After walking around those places, Zhou Yi left a magic circle for each place, which is used for warning. Once a mana fluctuation is detected, he will directly call the police, and then Zhou Yi can send it to a fixed point and start doing things!

This wave is the authentic wait and see!