All gods become gods

The effect of fooling Dafa shouldn't be so short-lived!

"Has anyone ever told you that you always feel like you are very old?" Turner raised his head cautiously and said, "Like... an old father?"

"Yes, I am your father." Zhou Yi said angrily, "Get lost!"

"Hey hey..." Turner managed to tease his boss and ran away triumphantly.

"Well...it seems to be the time today, and I should go to meet my second candidate, the main C position." After a while, Zhou Yi stood up and walked slowly towards the port.

……

There is such a person, his appearance will always bring his own BGM...not the one who is carrying the speaker, the name of this BGM is "He'sAPirate".

His story was passed down among all the sailors and pirates.

He once ransacked the entire port by himself, and also provoked most of the thousands of undead on the sea.

All the women who see him will slap him, and all the treasures are invisible in his eyes.

As a pirate, he has been in and out of the royal palace in London, England, and also in and out of the end of the world, but in the end he remained unscathed.

But...he also has a very unbelievable characteristic, that is - he is always on the way to find the boat.

He is Jack Sparrow!A pirate captain who spends most of his time without a ship and a legend among pirates!One of the nine pirate kings!

With the BGM that ordinary people can't hear, Jack Sparrow is still his classic dress and makeup - thick smoky makeup, two mustaches, and then walking with enchanting steps, holding hands Orchid Finger, staggering left and right, walked in an S-shape.

He's just landed... at the expense of three shillings in parking fees, even though his ship has sunk to the bottom of the sea with only one mast sticking out of the water.

In fact, it only needed one shilling, but Jack Sparrow didn't dare to tell the registrar his name just like that, so he paid two shillings more, and the registrar wisely ignored what Jack wanted to do, A random William Smith was registered for him.

Of course, the great Captain Jack will never lose money. He took the money bag of the registrar. In general, not only did he not lose money, but he also made a lot of money.

Jack came here only for one thing, that is to hijack a ship, then go to the pirate island to recruit pirates, and become a pirate captain who owns a ship again—his Black Pearl was taken away because of the betrayal of his adjutant Barbossa. After leaving, he was also exiled on a desert island waiting to die.

Fortunately, the deserted island was actually a storage place for a group of smugglers. Jack got enough food and his favorite rum there, and finally waited for the smugglers to pass by and let them pick him up.

As for how Jack managed to eat and drink other people's food without being beaten by others, on the contrary, he not only successfully boarded the boat and was rescued, but also managed to get a small boat to come to this harbor... If he can't do these things, he is not The famous Jack Sparrow.

However, when he wanted to get the ship, Jack encountered some small troubles.

"Civilians are prohibited from entering this pier!" Two soldiers stopped Jack.

"I'm sorry I didn't know about this. If I see civilians, I will report to you immediately." Jack said with a raised orchid finger, and then he wanted to bypass the two guards and walk to the military ship.

The result was naturally stopped again.

"...It seems that a grand celebration is being held in the fortress," Jack pointed to the place where the celebration was being held, "but gentlemen like you two who are dedicated to their duties have not received an invitation? This is too unreasonable!"

……

Inside the fortress.

The royal band in red and white uniforms was playing music, the atmosphere was solemn and solemn, and the ceremonies were solemnly held one after another.

But for Elizabeth, who was wearing the corset she bought from Wetherby... the scorching sun and the tight constriction of the corset made her almost breathless.

At that time, there was an almost perverted pursuit of a thin waist... But not everyone can have such a perfect figure, so, if you want to achieve a natural figure, you need the help of some external objects. The waist belt that Elizabeth is wearing now A corset is such a thing, directly using rope and hard shaping material to force the figure into that shape.

The ceremony was finally over, and Elizabeth came to the edge of the fortress, fanning herself while blowing the sea breeze, trying to supply enough oxygen to herself through external force.

"Eli...Miss Swan?" Turner quickly changed his words in the middle of speaking.

Although the effect of Zhou Yi's deceiving Dafa is still continuing, he has calmed down a little now... and he has begun to coax.

"...Turner?" Elizabeth turned her head to look in the direction of the voice, her eyes dazed for a moment.

A gorgeous outfit, a clean face without a trace of beard, and long hair with a golden shawl that was clearly washed. Under the sunlight, the blue and green eyes are even more clear and intoxicating...

So handsome!

Elizabeth was a little stunned, her mouth was slightly opened, and she almost forgot to breathe.

"It's...it's me." Turner said with a smile, "I...have dressed up a little, it should be okay, right?"

"I can hardly breathe!" Elizabeth reacted. Seeing the handsome man's physiological reaction made her body consume more oxygen, she wanted to take a deep breath subconsciously, but she could only open her mouth in vain as she was imprisoned by the tunic. , can only say such a sentence.

"Ahem," Turner was a little embarrassed, "don't be so exaggerated..."

"Elizabeth, Mr. Turner, are you here?" At this moment, a voice came from the side, but it was Colonel Norrington, the protagonist of this promotion ceremony... Oh no, he should be called Brigadier General now.

Chapter 15 The Royal Navy Can't Swim

Norrington looked for Elizabeth everywhere as soon as the promotion ceremony was over.

He wanted to take advantage of this great opportunity when he was promoted to brigadier general, to confess his love to Elizabeth openly!

More than ten years ago, when he saw little Elizabeth at first sight, he fell in love with this little girl... But at that time, it was not the same as now.

It's just... as Elizabeth grew up, the freckles on her face disappeared, her face became more beautiful, and her figure... There is nothing to say about her figure. In short, the original liking began to deteriorate.

Unexpectedly, Norrington managed to find Elizabeth, but found that beside Elizabeth, there was another person who looked like a nobleman at first glance!

As the distance progressed, Norrington discovered that this "noble son" was actually Will Turner!

Damn, how did this kid suddenly become so handsome?

Even Norrington had to admit it inwardly.

Of course, on the surface, Norrington did not show it, but hurried over, and only then did the sentence just now interrupt the communication between Elizabeth and Turner.

"Hello, Mr. Norrington," Turner greeted Norrington politely.

"Hello, Turner," Norrington chose to get straight to the point, "I want to talk to Elizabeth about something, can you please avoid it?"

"Of course..." Turner instinctively almost wanted to agree directly, but fortunately he reacted, "No! I also have something to say to Miss Elizabeth!"

"When did you actually start calling Elizabeth Elizabeth?" Norrington narrowed his eyes slightly.

"When I can earn nearly [-] gold coins through proper work within ten days, and there will be more and no less in the future." Speaking of this, Turner's tone became confident.

Money is capital, and with more capital, self-confidence will naturally be there.

Hearing this, Elizabeth couldn't help staring at Turner with wide eyes and wanted to say something, but she couldn't take a breath. Her brain, which was already a little hypoxic, fell into an even more hypoxic state, and her eyes went black. , as soon as his body softened, he subconsciously wanted to prop up the city wall to rest, but in the end he leaned outward because of the low edge, and fell down!

Fortunately, there was the sea below, and Elizabeth was extremely lucky not to hit the reef and fall into the sea without being hurt.

Norrington and Turner were arguing and did not notice the scene.

"It turned out to be an upstart." Norrington laughed.

"I don't want to argue with you, I just want to talk to Miss Elizabeth..." Turner looked at Elizabeth... but saw no one.

"Elizabeth?" Turner looked around, but didn't see Elizabeth's leaving back. He suddenly realized a possibility, came to Elizabeth's position, looked down, and saw a mass of waves!

"Elizabeth!" Turner seemed to jump off in anxiety.

"Be careful!" Norrington also found that Elizabeth had fallen. Compared with Bitner, he was also very anxious but calmer. He stopped Turner who was about to jump, "There are all rocks below! She didn't hit the rocks! It’s luck! It’s not necessarily the case if you jump off, let’s go another way!”

Jack, who was arguing with two Royal Marines, naturally noticed the fluctuation, and then realized that someone had fallen.

"Why don't you save people?" Jack looked at the two marines beside him.

"I can't swim!" Said Marine A in panic.

"..." Sailor B didn't speak, but the silence was enough to explain everything.

"... Now I finally understand why you are here to guard the ship while everyone else is attending the ceremony... You are really the elite of the Royal Navy!" Jack said speechlessly, taking off his saber, gun, and Compass and captain's hat, etc., handed to two "Royal Navy Elites", and then jumped into the water themselves.

At the same time, the pirate gold coin that Elizabeth had hidden on her chest to hide Turner's pirate identity when she rescued Turner many years ago on the chest of "There is always a squeeze" is also Therefore, it came into contact with sea water.

An invisible wave emanated from the pirate gold coin with the skull on it—actually, the Aztec gold holy card, and spread towards the sea area, and in the process, it continuously absorbed the free magic contained in the sea water The energy and fluctuations are still gradually strengthening!

This fluctuation also spread to the outside world, the land, and the air. Many people couldn't help feeling a sudden chill in their hearts. For some reason, it felt as if a terrifying existence was about to descend.

Zhou Yi, who was coming to the beach and was about to help Jack out of the siege, naturally felt the same wave of fluctuations.

"What a powerful magic..." Zhou Yi thought to himself, looking in the direction of the wave.

The direction of the wind changed, and the warm land breeze suddenly turned into a sea breeze, bringing chills, and the cloudless sky quickly became dark and dark... The Aztec The magical fluctuations emitted by the golden holy card when it comes into contact with sea water even have the ability to change the weather!

Compared with ordinary people who can only feel a chill, Zhou Yi can feel more from this fluctuation. This kind of magic that can continuously and automatically absorb mana and expand, and even has the ability to change the weather is something he has not yet mastered. , is also what he wants to master!

The fluctuation spread quickly, affecting the entire sea area, and continued to spread outward, and finally, it was transmitted to a distant ship with black sails.

"Hmm..." Hector Barbossa, the second officer of the former captain Jack Sparrow, now the captain of the Black Pearl, opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the sound with incomparable precision.

"finally found you!"

"We have gone through hardships to find those cursed gold coins that we squandered back then, but we have never found one..." Barbosa pushed open the door of the captain's cabin and said to the crew, "But now, that gold coin The fluctuations have spread across the sea! It is telling us where it is!"

"Wow!"

All kinds of weird roars came from among the crew.

"Now, let's set sail and set sail!" Barbosa raised the saber in his hand, "Go to the last Aztec gold holy medal, our hope of liberation!"

……

"Whoosh..."

Panting, Jack carried Elizabeth up, and the two Royal Navy elites who couldn't swim finally knew what to do. They took Elizabeth over and placed them on the ground.

"She's not breathing!" cried one of the sailors.

"Get out of the way!" Jack knew what had happened just by looking at it. He took out the knife he carried with him from the side, cut off the corset on Elizabeth's chest, and then tore it open, leaving only the underwear behind.

The tight corset by the water was removed, and Elizabeth, who was almost strangled to death, finally had room to breathe, and woke up panting heavily.

"It's still possible to use this method?" asked the 'Royal Navy Elite'.

"Obviously, you haven't even been to Singapore." Jack said contemptuously.

There are countless women... Jack, who has been beaten by women countless times, naturally knows the existence of this corset.

"It's really hard to tell if it's so small..." Jack thought to himself.

"Wait," Jack's eyes narrowed, he found the Aztec gold holy tablet hanging on Elizabeth's chest, picked it up, and after confirming that it was the one he had seen before, he looked at the awakened Elizabeth , asked, "Where did you get this thing?"

At this moment, a lot of hurried footsteps came running, Norrington and Turner were the first to bear the brunt. Seeing this scene, Norrington directly pulled out his sword and pointed it at Jack's throat, while Turner helped Elizabeth. Get up, and take off your clothes to cover her.

"Kill him!" Wetherby, who also came to cover Elizabeth with clothes, saw this scene, his eyes twitched, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only order to the other soldiers who pointed their swords and guns at Jack. .

The ability of the tavern to raise money is really shocking, especially for Wetherby who has seen Zhou Yi's ID card. He knows that what Zhou Yi wants to do is definitely not just to open such a tavern... He has heard that Zhou Yi has ordered many ships!

Moreover, Wetherby also noticed Turner's transformation, no matter in appearance or identity, he was no longer the foolish blacksmith he was a month ago.

There is a saying that people don't treat each other with admiration for three days, and now Wetherby is actually a little confused about who should Elizabeth marry... He is also aware of the age gap between Norrington and Elizabeth, but there is no better one before. Or something close to it, isn't it?

"father!"

"stop!"

Elizabeth and another voice shouted simultaneously.

"Mr. Zhou?"

Another voice attracted everyone's attention, and Wetherby looked in the direction of the voice, only to realize that it was Zhou Yi who had arrived.

"It's me, Governor Swann," Zhou Yi smiled and nodded, then pointed to Jack who was being pointed at by the gun and sword, "I don't know what my captain did to be pointed at like this by you?"

"Your captain?" Jack's eyes widened.

"Isn't it?" Zhou Yi raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you the captain I specially signed up for, Ethan Hunt?"

"...Oh, so it's you!" Jack quickly realized that he squeezed Lan Huazhi's hand and gently pushed away the spears and swords pointing at him, and then walked to Zhou Yi's side with unsteady, enchanting steps. Putting it on Zhou Yi's shoulder, "I've been looking for you for a long time!"

"He ripped my daughter's clothes!" Wetherby said.

"But he did it to save your daughter's life, Governor Wetherby," Zhou Yi said unhurriedly, "There is no doubt that the corset made Miss Elizabeth almost breathless, and she almost died when she fell into the sea due to lack of oxygen." She was about to drown, and the corset, which became tighter in the water, made her unable to breathe after being rescued ashore, so my captain had no choice but to take this rescue action.”

"Or, for the sake of grace, Governor Weatherby, you would rather your daughter suffocate to death?" At the end, Zhou Yi added.

"Yes, yes." Jack nodded quickly, "Sir, it seems that you have also been to Singapore?"

"Of course, not only Singapore, I have been to any place in the world, Captain." Zhou Yi replied.

"So powerful?" Jack was stunned for a while.

It was the first time he met such a bragging person!

"This...of course it won't." Wetherby looked at Elizabeth upon hearing this, "Why didn't you say that suit made you breathless!"

"I said it! But you told me that the latest style of clothes is like this!" Elizabeth said angrily, and then noticed Turner's gaze beside her, and quickly lowered her voice and returned to the ladylike style. She looked at Turner with a smile on her face. With a sweet smile.

"Obviously I saved it." Jack whispered.

"Yes, if you want to be slapped twice by a new woman next time or be imprisoned soon and be executed soon, Captain Jack Sparrow." Zhou Yi whispered softly, " Otherwise, before the matter is resolved, I suggest that you better not open your mouth and leave everything to me, okay?"