All gods become gods

Of course, the premise is that you must have the ability to flip the table.

Obviously, Zhou Yi has such ability, and he did exactly that.

Although he kept insisting verbally that he was using a famous theater to deal with the clown...but in essence it was no different from crushing the past.

However, it’s cool, so what do you care about so much?

"Everyone," Bruce clapped his hands, as if he was not affected, and indeed he was not affected, "the press conference will be held soon."

A group of reporters looked at Bruce expectantly—they never thought it was a big deal when they watched the excitement.

It can be said that there are very few journalists who can really know what should be reported and what should not be reported, and will not distort the facts or hurt others for the benefit of others.

"A few months ago, Gotham was full of thieves, robbers, gangsters."

"No one cares, even everyone gets used to it, the criminals are rampant, but the representatives of justice, the police and the judges, turn a blind eye to it."

"That's wrong."

"It is imminent to seek change in the predicament and to find a real eradication method."

"Batman found me, Gordon and Zhou Yi, who were ordinary policemen at the time, and Rachel... and some people who are not convenient to name here."

"Together we work together, we make a plan, we will dispel the cloud of evil, and let the sun once again cover Gotham."

"We decided to create a symbol - Batman. When criminals dare to commit crimes in Gotham, once they think of Batman's existence, they will be afraid."

"Darkness and the unknown, this is the root of fear, and once this symbol has a real name, it will have a weakness, and it will no longer be the deterrent it used to be."

"Joker, he is a criminal. He has insight into our plan. He uses people's hearts and lives to force Batman to play a game that belongs to him."

"He succeeded……"

"half."

Bruce looked at the reporters in the audience. After hearing this, the flashing lights of the reporters kept flashing one after another. They all smelled that a big news might be born... That would be a reversal!

"Batman's identity will be made public."

Bruce glanced around, "But not now."

"After Gotham is completely saved, Batman will announce his identity!"

"And now, since the Joker wants Batman to play a game with him, well... let's not play it with him.

We decided to send him back a stage play with only him as an audience, a stage play. "

"This press conference is over! Wait a moment, we will arrest the criminal clown!"

……

"Oh... stage play..." In the dark room, the clown sat in front of the TV, watching the live broadcast on the TV, watching Bruce Wayne, full of disappointment and anticipation.

He sensed the unknown.

The situation seems to be out of your control?

What capital do they have, not playing their own game?

"You can watch the stage play later, but if you don't play games, you are not a good boy~" The clown picked up the remote control on the table, laughed nervously, and licked his lips, "Tsk tsk... no Good boy, you should be punished!"

After all, the clown pressed the button on the remote control in his hand!

A silence.

An unexpected explosion sounded.

The clown listened for a long time, tilted his head, and poked the remote control in his hand several times.

However, there was still no movement.

"%@*◎"

Not knowing what to mutter, the clown called his subordinates.

Of course he has the means to prepare.

However, the reaction of his subordinates also exceeded his expectations.

"Enjoy the theater," said any of the subordinates, "Mr. Joker."

After making all the calls and getting unanimous answers, the clown was not angry, but had a happy smile on his face.

"This is really... so interesting!" The clown laughed wildly.

"This is a stage play I prepared for you," a voice suddenly sounded, "Do you like it?"

"Oh..." The clown threw away the remote control in his hand, turned his head, tilted his head, and looked at Zhou Yi, "Although I like it, I hate unruly players."

"I'm really sorry," Zhou Yi spread his hands, "but I'm not your player."

"Same goes for spoilers."

"Perhaps I am happier to be called an artist."

"Artists? I don't see any art."

"Art is everything." Zhou Yi smiled, "What can be understood and what cannot be understood, and all means are art."

"You look a lot like me..." The clown smiled happily.

"No, there is an essential difference between us. After all, I am not the same as the artist who said artists are crazy." Zhou Yi shook his head, "I prefer art that has a bottom line."

"That's because you have a goal to protect..." The clown approached, looked straight into Zhou Yi's eyes, as if he could read people's hearts, "What if one day, all the things you want to protect disappear?"

"Your question reminds me of a problem," Zhou Yi said, "the tram is about to pass a side road, a group of bad boys are tied to one track, and a good boy is tied to the other track, the tram can't be stopped, the track won't Being destroyed, if it were you, what would you do?"

"Good question, good question, hahahaha!" The clown laughed wildly, "How would you choose?"

"A man named Batman said that he would divert the tram track to the good boy, and then go to save the good boy." Zhou Yi said.

"He can't do it."

"No, he said he can, because he is Batman." Zhou Yi said, "And I, I will blow up the tram, or destroy the track, because I am Zhou Yi."

"Hahahaha!" The clown laughed wildly, "Interesting, interesting, I like you more and more!"

Only lunatics, or people who have absolute confidence in themselves, will not follow the routine and break the rules, and in a sense, these two kinds of people are indeed very similar.

"But, that Batman!" The clown looked directly at Zhou Yi, "It's not this one."

"You're right." Zhou Yi nodded, "It's not this."

"It's so interesting, so interesting!" The clown looked crazy, "I want... to see more!"

"We will meet again, but not now." Zhou Yi waved his hand.

"I'll see you, one day..." The clown laughed nervously again.

take time off

An uncle in the family has left... I went back to my hometown early this morning to help...

You still have to pay more attention to your body!

The body is the capital!No matter how much money you earn, it will be empty to spend!

Chapter 8 returns to the world of Pirates of the Caribbean

Soon, the clown was put on his mouth and taken away, and was directly imprisoned in Arkham.

The purpose of keeping his mouth shut is to prevent the clown from saying something that shouldn't be said, and Zhou Yike doesn't plan to pin his hopes on a villain's integrity.

Who could have predicted what the clown would do?

Anyway, Zhou Yi felt that he didn't have this ability. From the very beginning, his idea was to overwhelm with strength, and he had always implemented it like this.

That's the best way to deal with clowns... if you have enough strength.

Gordon and Rachel and the others were "rescued" too.

The more interesting point is that they were "rescued" by those gangsters. After Bruce said at the press conference that he wanted to catch the clown, those gangsters called the police station and surrendered without any resistance. accepted the arrest.

This is naturally Zhou Yi's handwriting.

The media was very surprised that those gangsters "repented and rehabilitated" voluntarily surrendered, and they asked why, so they hyped up the name of Batman, because Zhou Yi arranged for them to say that they were afraid of Batman, so they decided to surrender.

The reason seems outrageous, but this is reality and not, so it is established.

There is no doubt that this incident has added a gold content to the "sign" of Batman.

As for how the clown will be dealt with afterwards, Zhou Yi has nothing to do with it. If Bruce can still relax his management of the clown after reminding him so many times before, then Zhou Yi has nothing to say.

After a while, Zhou Yi finally got what he wanted.

Loaded several cargo ships!

In addition to wine, there are other equipment and special materials, such as those used to make special alloys.

After all, it was to be used to make mechas, and it was not for one-time use. For the sake of confidentiality and convenience, Zhou Yi simply asked for a complete set of equipment and stockpiled a lot of materials.

Anyway, it's not my own money!

Of course, many of them cannot be used directly, and Zhou Yi still needs to modify them to meet his needs.

Possessing a career as a master mecha designer, in addition to designing giant mechas, Zhou Yi also has some experience in small mechas and exoskeleton armor. Even if he develops a set of armor like Tony Stark's Iron Mark War armor is no problem, and even more functional.

But this does not mean that Zhou Yi can really be developed... The main problem lies in energy.

Who tm told me how to get controllable cold nuclear fusion technology out!

Obviously, Zhou Yi is not the same as the Tony Stark whom he has never heard of and never met. At least for now, Zhou Yi is completely ignorant of this technique.

If this DC world is the main universe, it’s okay to say that there are other energies or treasures that can replace it. It’s really impossible to catch a speedster to study the speed force and use it to generate electricity... But this world is just a DC world without superpowers. So Zhou Yi also gave up.

Based on the conditions that can be modified by the equipment he owns, Zhou Yi's equipment upgrades for Bruce, in general terms, are to enhance the armor protection ability under the premise of adding a large number of micro functions.

It is definitely heavier than the original one, but with the new battery provided by Zhou Yi and the internal auxiliary power unit, it is more flexible and convenient than before... It just looks a bit bulky, a bit like the bat in "Batman v Superman" The suit of armor worn by Xia (pictured).

Catwoman is naturally different, there is no way, compared to safety, Catwoman values ​​beauty more... So Zhou Yi can't add so much weight.

So Zhou Yi simply changed to another solution—in addition to changing the leather to a special alloy that is lightweight and bulletproof, Zhou Yi also carved multiple magic circles on it, creating a combination of technology and magic.

The performance is beautiful, but the only disadvantage is that it needs to be recharged at any time - after all, Zhou Yi himself is only a half-baked man in magic, and all the magic circles he depicts are from the magic circles in the world of "The Eye of Heaven". It is impossible to form a complete coordination system for those magic circles in the Tianyanhui, which is summarized and improved in the book, and the system is not perfect.

This shortcoming is not very serious, because Zhou Yi can choose the time node when he comes back, which means that he can be there all the time as long as he wants.

The problem of how to carry those wines is easy to solve. Just install it in your own system space and you’re done. If you can’t finish it once, you’ll have to make a second trip. Besides, Zhou Yi doesn’t need so much now, just to spread his reputation. That's why I came back and bought it directly.

As for the architectural design...

The architect who was recruited came with confidence when he came, and he almost didn't suffer from autism when he left.

Because of Zhou Yi's request, there are many.

Zhou Yi's goal is to open taverns all over the world!

Therefore, the first request he put forward was - "design drawings of architectural characteristic taverns in all countries with coastal areas in the world".

The architect was stunned on the spot.

As a result, there are other requirements, not too modern, it is best to use retro craftsmanship, and the lighting is better because no electric lights are used, and the ventilation is better because there is no air conditioner...

The architectural designer nearly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.

As a Party B, he often receives a lot of strange requests from Party A, such as "colorful black" or "colorful white", etc., which he has been used to or almost used to over the years.

Then, the current Party A actually didn't do that, but put forward detailed requirements in a serious manner!

Generally speaking, it is the luck of Party B to meet such Party A, but what he asked for is too much!

Are you really here to make trouble?

The architect asked this question in all sincerity, and then...

Afterwards, the architect said: "I originally wanted to refuse, but he gave too much."

The ability to not decide when things happen, this is the feeling Zhou Yi, who also has the ability to change in the world of Batman, experienced.

Of course, Zhou Yi didn't ask the architect to design everything for himself at once. In other regions, he was going to slow down. He only needed a design drawing in the style of Pirates of the Caribbean.

While the architect was designing the blueprints, Zhou Yi was studying architecture by himself. After all, he had to build the tavern by himself, and... licking cats to subdue demons.

One month later, Zhou Yi finally returned to the world of Pirates of the Caribbean.

It wasn't that he procrastinated on purpose. With Zhou Yi's [wisdom], he only spent a week to finish all the architecture courses by himself, and this was even if he only spent a few hours a day.

The main reason is... that architect is slow!