Song Beiyun

Fo Baonu supported her chin with one hand, frowned as she listened to the report from the King of the South Yard, she probably already figured out why this operation was done, it was just because someone wanted to erase the evidence, as long as the brothel woman died without proof, everyone would be completely It can be called absurd.

"Then who does Master think did such a thing?"

"I don't dare to speak nonsense, but there is still something strange here. The woman from the brothel disappeared without a trace after being rescued, and her life and death are still unknown." The King of the South Courtyard hesitated to speak, then clasped his fists and said, "I don't know why."

"Master has something to say, just say it, there are only you and me, master and apprentice, here."

"There should be the shadow of Song Beiyun, the envoy of the Song Dynasty, but the minister's hard work has not yielded results." The king of the South Courtyard was full of guilt: "I don't even know where he hid the woman?"

"Song Beiyun." Fo Baonu squinted his eyes and muttered again: "Master, don't blame yourself, you and I know that person's ability, and I will definitely not blame you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Fo Baonu's heart was very bright, and the king of Nanyuan, who was in charge of the Imperial City Department of the Liao Kingdom, had no idea. Few people in the world could do it, but Song Beiyun was one of them.

Thinking of the last time he tied himself to the Song Dynasty, he was completely unaware from the beginning to the end, and now he wants to send a brothel girl out, isn't that easy?

If he was really involved in such matters, then the Liao Kingdom really had nothing to do but stare blankly, it wasn't incompetent, it was just that the guy was too clever, like a monster.

"By the way, Master. Before, you meant that Ma Mingyuan sent his concubine in the brothel to Song Beiyun?"

"Exactly, this is normal. Scholars often give concubines to each other. It's not unusual. It's just that they... misunderstood the person."

Yeah...they got the wrong guy.Can Fo Baonu know that there are many monsters in the world, and the first one is her Song dog. It may be effective to use such tricks to deal with others, but don't count on him. It was already midnight next to her, but she suddenly said "what if someone in Liao Kingdom harms me", and then began to pull the sleepy emperor of Liao Kingdom up to discuss for half an hour.

With just such a person, it would be as difficult as going to heaven to take advantage of his loopholes.Because his catchphrase is the phrase "It's easy to say anything else, but the life of a dog is one", so one can imagine how well-prepared he is.

Don't talk about anything else, it's just that he came to the Liao Kingdom, if someone else came, he would come, even if he didn't come in the name of an envoy to see the unborn child and the child's mother, it makes sense, right?But this guy has made enough preparations and planning, and the two countries have reported and issued seals, and they have made enough plans that the Liao Kingdom may detain him.

this guy...

Fo Baonu is really angry and funny sometimes, is he really the kind of person who will detain him?

Yes, I am that kind of person.

"Why can't my Liao Kingdom come out with someone who can match it?" Fo Baonu sighed: "It's really fatal."

"It's true. I heard that the eldest son of Xiao Ping, the servant of the household department, is a genius. It's just that he is proud of his talent and doesn't like officialdom. Hearing the rumors, it seems that he can not lose to Song Beiyun."

"Is there another one?" Fo Baonu lost interest: "I'm sure he's just an embroidered pillow. If Master doesn't believe it, go test it out and let him see what a monster is."

In the past two or three years, someone would pop up every now and then and say that he could be compared with Song Beiyun. At the beginning, Fo Baonu was very happy to see one of them, but he was really disappointed when he saw one. Those people are better than Song Beiyun except for bragging Other than that, everything else is really inferior.

People Song Beiyun... Forget it, don't mention too much, but if you mention too much, it will make people feel that you are boasting.

"Okay, master, let's continue with this matter. Don't have any scruples. Even Ma Mingyuan can be interrogated. After all, this is the job of the Imperial City Secretary."

"Follow the imperial decree."

As soon as the King of the Southern Court left, Fo Baonu stretched out his hand and summoned his cronies from the side: "Urgently summon the envoy of Song Dynasty."

"Your Majesty, is it... the main entrance or the side entrance?"

Fo Baonu thought for a while: "Let's go to the front door, he's making waves on my territory, and I'm going to beat her up."

The confidant turned his head and left. After more than half an hour, Song Beiyun, who entered the palace through formal procedures, appeared in front of Fo Baonu. He bowed his hands and said, "The envoy has seen His Majesty."

Fo Baonu was reviewing the memorial at the moment, and he didn't even lift his head when he heard his voice: "I heard that the envoys of Song Dynasty are doing well in Xindu these days."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, everything is fine." Song Beiyun replied politely, "I don't know what is your Majesty's urgent request for envoys?"

Fo Baonu's hand holding the pen trembled slightly, and after retreating for four weeks, she threw the pen on the table: "Where did you hide that woman? Jinwu Cangjiao, right?"

"Sent to Hangzhou." Xiao Song spread out his hands: "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

"You are so brave!"

Fo Baonu's face flushed with anger: "Why don't you hand it over? Give it to the South Courtyard."

Xiao Song tilted his head and looked at Fo Baonu: "What's your attitude? Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"This is Liao Kingdom, you are on my land, so what if I teach you?" Fo Baonu raised his head and said loudly: "Also, why did you write obscenity to that bitch?"

This is...jealous?

That's right, that's right, His Majesty the Liao Emperor is full of jealousy, not to mention an oiran of the Liao Kingdom, she will be jealous for two days just because she picked up an extra chopstick for Miaoyan, the key point is that she never knows why she is jealous He said that he had to find something else to carry his temper with him.

"Your Majesty, you can't fix it for me."

Seeing his appearance, Fo Baonu was still angry but felt it was funny, and couldn't help laughing out, his expression immediately became weird.

"It's done, Your Majesty."

Fo Baonu turned his head to the side, his face full of displeasure.

Xiao Song didn't bother to pretend, and sat on the side and poured himself a glass of water from Fobaonu's teacup: "There is no one else, come and sit."

Fo Baonu stood up and pouted, walked up to him dangling his arms, and took the opportunity to hit him a few times.

"Sore back..." Fo Baonu whispered, "Give me a massage."

"Okay, okay, lie down." Xiao Song patted her and said, "Don't stick your stomach too tightly."

When Emperor Liao was lying there for the envoy Song to massage, Xiao Song told Fo Baonu all the reasons why he wanted to transfer this woman.

After listening to it, Fo Baonu pondered for a long time, and then suddenly asked aggrieved again: "Why can't you help me?"

"I don't need to explain much about this." Xiao Song rubbed her head: "There is no way, the history books will harm the descendants. Before there were no little guys, I didn't care what the history books wrote about me, but now there are I have to think carefully about the little things for them.”

"Hmm..." Fo Baonu couldn't say anything, he just lay there and sighed: "It's not the right time."

"It's okay." Xiao Song turned her over and let Fo Baonu lie on his lap: "At least you haven't become a person like Wu Zetian, and if you don't now, you won't be in the future, right?"

"It's so lonely to be an emperor." Fo Baonu looked up at the roof of the carved beams and painted buildings: "The sky is so powerful but it's so lonely that I can't sleep. I wish I could be born in an ordinary family."

"Want to be born in an ordinary family?"

"Ah."

"Okay, get ready, I'll take you to the metamorphosis."

"What is Metamorphosis?"

"You'll know then."

Xiao Song wanted to ask Zhao Xing to participate in Metamorphosis, but he couldn't find an opportunity. Now that Emperor Song can't do it, he will change to Emperor Liao. Emperor Liao will go to participate in Metamorphosis for fun, and let the gang talk all day long. Shouting that dogs who wish they could not be born in ordinary people's homes can experience the pain and sorrow of ordinary people.

In the final analysis, this is a kind of groundless conjecture after eating enough and wearing warm clothes, such as the absurd and beautiful Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the 18th year of the Republic of China full of books and scrolls.

People who have not really experienced the hardships of the working people at the bottom are not worthy of shouting out any ideas. Song Beiyun firmly agrees with this. When he returns to the Song Kingdom, he will definitely let Zhao Xing join in.

These maggots born in the royal family!

"By the way, your ex-boyfriend Ma Zhiyuan is a piece of shit. Don't tell me that he is Kuang Yusheng from the Liao Kingdom. He is not worthy." Xiao Song suddenly began to complain for Brother Yusheng: "It's just an ordinary Literati, with the stench of a high-ranking scholar. My brother Yusheng is a real pillar, let alone comparing the two, even putting them together is an insult to my brother Yusheng."

"Okay, okay... Don't say anything!" Fo Baonu covered his mouth: "I know..."

Xiao Song was still puzzled: "When he gave me his lover, did you know that I was not worth it to you?"

"Okay!" Fo Baonu rubbed his belly with embarrassment: "I'm already pregnant with your child, why are you digging through that old account?"

"Prosperity and wealth are really alluring." Xiao Song sighed, "For scholars in this era, it is really irresistible."

"Speak as if you're not a scholar."

"Since when did I become a scholar?" Xiao Song hugged Fo Baonu: "I am a well digger..."

But when he was about to experience the temptation of the ultimate uniform, there was a knock on the door outside, and the trusted female officer said, "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister of the North Court is asking to see you in front of the hall."

"Let go, let go...take it out." Fo Baonu patted Song Beiyun's hand, and then hurriedly straightened his clothes: "Hide first, hurry up!"

Xiao Song kissed her on the lips, and then hid behind the screen in the study: "You let him in."

Chapter 579: On March 3th in Four Years

The Prime Minister of the North Court walked slowly into the hall, and after looking around lightly for a week, he cupped his fists and saluted Buddha Bao Nu: "I see Your Majesty."

"Ah."

Fo Baonu's face was expressionless, but her heart was pounding. The warmth from Gou Shi's hands seemed to be still on her body, which made her a little uneasy.

"The old minister came here this time to accuse His Majesty. Those disciples of the old minister are not worthy of the truth. They have embarrassed His Majesty and the Liao Kingdom, and I implore His Majesty to deal with it according to the law." The appearance of being punished: "And please Your Majesty also punish the old minister for the crime of lax governance."

Fo Baonu slowly raised his head, stared at him for a few seconds, then lowered his head and continued to read the memorial, and just stood there without saying a word.

"My lord, I implore Your Majesty to punish you!"

Xiao Song heard it clearly from behind the screen, and now the North Court of Liao Kingdom does seem to have a tendency to take power and self-respect.For the emperor, regardless of rewards and punishments, the emperor's words of Jinkou Yulu must be counted. If he hadn't been angry like Zhao Xiang, he would have to approve the emperor's approval to go back to his hometown. The prime minister usually takes the initiative to ask for punishment, but in fact it is no different from holding the emperor hostage.

Because he knew that the emperor could not punish him, and punishing him would be tantamount to stranded the entire Daliao government, and the reason why he asked for punishment was nothing more than to intercede with his disciples.

This is a big taboo, old man.Xiao Song silently shook his head behind the screen, while Fo Baonu stopped writing with his silver teeth locked.

"Sir! Your Majesty begged to punish you!"

After the third sound, Fo Baonu finally couldn't take it anymore, she slapped the ink pen on the table: "Do you think I dare not punish you?"

Hi!immature, immature.Xiao Song shook his head when he heard it from behind. After all, Fo Baonu was still a young emperor. How could he ask such a question at this time? As soon as he asked, he climbed up the pole and said, "I should understand that my minister is guilty, that's why I'm doing this." I want His Majesty to punish me, and I hope His Majesty will be able to fulfill it." Just such tricks over and over again, there is no novelty at all, if you want to do it yourself, you have to kill him. After all, Fobaonu is still tender. .

"Your Majesty should understand that I have committed a crime, and I hope His Majesty will be able to make things right, so as to set the record straight. Lest someone gossip behind and spoil the harmony of the court and your Majesty's mood."

Good guy!Song Beiyun is a good guy.This old dog is a bit interesting, this guy is playing retreat and advance, and now he can't beat the South Court in the public opinion battle, so he started playing dirty tricks here, Xiao Song still underestimated him after all.

The current situation is to roast Fo Baonu on the fire.penalty?The North Court is full of veterans who support Buddha Baonu's ascension to the throne. Because of this matter, the Prime Minister of the North Court has been dealt with. What do these veterans think?Does Fo Baonu have to make a reputation for being a dead dog?

No penalty?Knowing that it was wrong but not punishing, what does the South Court think?If the Northern Court does not talk about it, it is not important to distinguish between right and wrong. If it is so damaging to the national character but it is not dealt with, how will it convince the public in the future?

Is there a good way to deal with it?Of course there is, that is to calm things down, to find a reason to deal with those idiots, whether it is a fine, or to face the wall and think about their mistakes, and then order the South Court to stop pestering them, and everyone will basically pretend nothing happened.

But who is the most uncomfortable?Of course it is Fo Baonu, he is the emperor but his actions are carried forward step by step, who can bear this?

So Fo Baonu sat there looking very angry and confused. After a long silence, her tone slowly sank: "I see, you go down first."

"The veteran received the emperor's favor and was terrified."

After the Prime Minister of the North Court left, Xiao Song came out from behind the screen, sat down beside the haggard Fo Baonu with a smile on her face, looked at her exhausted look and said with a smile: "Now you know the fate of being out of position? Why did those emperors who rebelled kill all their ministers?"

"Let me take a bite!" Fo Baonu turned his head fiercely: "Quick!"

"No, get out." Xiao Song pushed her face away: "What kind of ability is bullying me, if you have the ability, you can kill all the dogs in your north courtyard."

What can Fo Baonu say, the emperor's helplessness is like this, hasn't Zhao Xing also experienced this kind of stage, from those who have made dragons proud of their achievements, they bet until the emperor dare not touch them.

Don't say that Little Huya is ruthless, the more ruthless she is, the less she can move these people, because if they really want to kill them all, who will be her official?Why did Li Shimin put up with Wei Zheng and his gang for so many years? Xiao Song felt that if he was really open-minded by nature, he would not be able to play Xuanwumen.

It is a terrible thing to get a wrong position, and Xiao Huya can only bear it at this stage, and then support a wave of his own forces to suppress these veterans.After all, if these study dogs are allowed to toss about, it will not be guaranteed that the Liao Congress will usher in a carnival of "Donglin" dog thieves in advance.

"Be so angry."

Fo Baonu kept beating Song Beiyun: "It's so difficult to be an emperor."

"Normal. A few years ago, Zhao Xing planted a crooked neck tree behind the palace."

"Crooked neck tree? Why?"

When Song Beiyun told Fo Baonu the allusion to the crooked neck tree, she suddenly laughed so hard that she pounded her feet and leaned back, and her mood improved unconsciously, because she realized that she was not the worst emperor in the world. Zhao Xing was much worse than her.

"You won't be willing to let me hang on the crooked neck tree, right?" Fo Baonu raised Song Gou's chin: "Right."

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Song evaded her fingers: "How about it? Try wearing a dragon robe?"

"No!" Fo Baonu resolutely refused: "I'm not in the mood, you get out."

"You're so cowardly." Xiao Song tugged at the hair on the back of her head: "How did you talk to Master?"

"My name is Ouchi Guard!"

"Call it! You dare to call it a try!"

"Okay, okay, hurry up, it will be terrible if people find out." Fo Baonu finally gave in: "Come back later from the side door."

"Yup!"

Xiao Song slapped his thigh suddenly, he suddenly remembered that he was announced to come in from the main entrance, and before he left, the Prime Minister of the North Court came in, he must know that he was in this place, no wonder he looked around when he first came in four weeks.

When Xiao Song told Fo Baonu about this matter, Fo Baonu suddenly became flustered, and kept twisting Song Beiyun's thigh: "I'm going to reveal myself!"

"Show off?" Xiao Song chuckled: "You underestimate these old political dogs, he probably even knows you are a woman."

"really?"

"Yeah." Xiao Song nodded seriously and said, "They won't do anything to you before you die, but the premise is that you be good. Before I replace the palace guards and servants for you, I'm afraid you will be surrounded by these gangs." People's eyeliner, it's really hard to hide the fact that you are a woman from the eyes of the higher-ups, especially these old dogs who have become fine."

Fo Baonu's face was pale: "Then what should we do now?"

"Can't afford to provoke, can afford to hide." Xiao Song leaned on the dragon chair with a lazy look: "Give me a shoulder squeeze."