Song Beiyun

Chapter 562: November 11th, Three Years

"You always ask me, why do I want to be a lazy dog, do you understand now?"

Xiao Song added an iron plate on the stove, on which rice cakes were baked, making noises. Miao Yan and Fo Baonu sat next to each other and drank the milk tea made by Song Gou. It was still snowing heavily outside, and it seemed like a fairyland.

Sweet and crispy rice cakes, mellow and fragrant milk tea, a warm stove, fluffy cushions, clothes to stretch your hands and rice to open your mouth, as well as thick soup made from red beans and nuts roasted over charcoal fire.

If it's true that you don't change it for an emperor, it's over if you feel comfortable, and it's not an exaggeration to call it bliss.

Fo Baonu is the emperor, but he doesn't have such experience in the palace. To enjoy life, it really depends on the dog. His hands can always turn decay into magic, even if it is leftovers He cut the steamed buns into slices and sprinkled them with spices and baked them into delicious little biscuits.

"But you can't hide like this for the rest of your life." Fo Baonu was a little hot and sweated a little, and the whole room was filled with the smell of incense from her body: "I have to go out anyway."

"It's shameful to escape, but it's useful." Xiao Song leaned against the wall, patted his swollen belly with his legs crossed: "People, after all, there must be a place to shelter from the wind. Speaking of which, I found a fisherman a few days ago. Come on, let’s go fishing later.”

"It's so cold..." Miao Yan couldn't help shivering: "No, no, I won't go."

"You don't understand." Xiao Song chuckled, "Stop freezing outside for a few minutes, and then come back to the house, you will experience unprecedented happiness."

Fo Baonu thought about it carefully, then nodded his chin and said, "Is your quilt baker really useful?"

"hey-hey."

Xiao Song got up, went to the corner, took out a quilt from an iron cabinet, and covered Fo Baonu's face, a scent of sunshine came to his face, followed by that fluffy and warm touch, which made people feel comfortable. I can't wait to curl up in it and have a good sleep.

"You bastard..." Fo Baonu put a comfortable quilt on his body: "You really know how to enjoy yourself, better than the emperor."

Little Song was lying lazily on the woolen mat: "Do you know what is missing now? There is a fluffy lazy cat missing. You are full and lying by the stove. The stove is crackling and it is snowy outside. A lazy cat is snoring on your head, you don’t have to do anything, you don’t have to think about anything, that day is heaven, if you ask me what season I like, I naturally like the heavy snow.”

Fo Baonu imagined the scene for a while, and suddenly he felt longing for it, and even sighed unconsciously.

But suddenly she frowned: "But when you are enjoying such a life, countless people are still suffering from hunger, cold and hunger."

"What does that have to do with me? Did I make them suffer from hunger and cold?" Xiao Song looked like nothing to do with himself, making people hate: "I have worked hard so that they can eat and wear warm clothes." I get angry, but my manpower is sometimes exhausted. Is it possible that I will be with them when they are hungry and cold? This is unreasonable. I used my own ability to live a good life. Why should I live a hard life with them? ? Then who will be the pillar of that country in the future? Who is still interested in helping the country?"

After Xiao Song finished speaking, he began to play with the lazy dog's toes: "The good life is won by myself, not given by others. I will try my best to give them an environment where they can improve, and things in the future will follow It doesn't matter to me, after all, what I eat is not their people's fat and people's ointment."

"Heretics." Fo Baonu couldn't agree, so he kicked him: "If such fallacies are placed on me, I will be a fool."

"Don't you think you are?" Xiao Song turned sideways and looked at Fo Baonu: "Let go of the tens of thousands of hungry and cold people in the country, and secretly go to meet wild men in private. What the hell are you not a fool?"

Fo Baonu's face turned purple with anger, but Miao Yan giggled with laughter, took Fo Baonu's hand and comforted him: "Why are you arguing with him, can you still win?"

For Song Gou's fallacies and heresies, Fo Baonu does not agree, because no matter how high-sounding and reasonable he is, he is ultimately unrefined.Above the high hall, what they like is to have fun and worry with the people, and if the people eat chaff, the king will have no flesh.

After all, it is impossible to be so generous and so chic.

Looking at Xiao Song's leisurely and leisurely look, and thinking of his icy and cold Liao Palace, Fo Baonu suddenly became angry and rushed over to hit him.

Xiao Song was taking a nap when he was suddenly punched, his face was full of confusion.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Song held Fo Baonu's wrist: "Are you bitten by a mad dog and now you are sick?"

"Dog!" Fo Baonu kicked him unwillingly: "Why is my life so hard, but you are so leisurely, I am not reconciled!"

"Are you suffering?" Xiao Song grabbed her and turned her over on the mat: "You are the king of a country, you say it is bitter, is there anyone in the world who is not bitter?"

"Are you suffering?"

"That's not bitter, but you can't compare it like this." Xiao Song yawned and let go of Fo Bao Nu, pointing to the box: "Go, open it."

Fo Baonu walked over and opened the box with a face full of reluctance, and there was nothing in it except stacks of papers.

"Take it out and have a look."

She picked up a stack casually, but after opening it, it was densely packed with things, some were words and some were pictures, roughly about the planning and development plans of cities, villages and towns, and all these things were marked with a red circle in the upper left corner waste characters.

A box weighed more than [-] kilograms, and it was full of these things. There was not a word of romance, but it was all about exploring various possibilities.

"I'll teach you a word today." Xiao Song beckoned to her: "Come."

Fo Baonu walked up to Xiao Song with the stack of papers in his hands, and Xiao Song dipped his hands in water and wrote two words on the table - Science.

"This is the most stubborn and humble word in the world. It was born in the process of repeated trial and error. Every road has to be verified. For 1 years, as long as it makes a mistake once, it will admit it and start over. And it is stubborn, as long as you can’t verify its mistakes, you have to listen to it. Then you have also seen that the box’s It is just to verify the feasibility of this small area.”

Xiao Song frowned and said seriously: "I don't have so much time to actually operate, I have to form the most feasible plan in the shortest time. Then let me ask you, you know the Liao country... don't talk about Liao After the country is over, let’s say you rule any state, you know the total population, birth rate, death rate, food production, housing area, per capita meat ration, per capita distribution, per capita income, per capita disposable Income and food consumption as a percentage of income? Any state will do.”

Fo Baonu was at a loss for words. Although she had never heard of many terms, she could probably understand them.This is not a small project, and it requires extremely detailed information, rather than just relying on the figures from various state newspapers at the beginning of each year, because those figures can be faked.

"You know all about it? Did you check it out yourself?"

"Of course." Xiao Song continued to lean there: "Governing a big country is like cooking small fish. You know this truth, but what exactly is cooking small fish? That is the mastery of the heat, the ingredients, and the distribution of a small amount and an appropriate amount. You can’t cook Wuchang fish the way you cook saury, and you can’t cook shrimp the way you cook scallops. Do you think I’m bitter? In fact, it’s not bitter, but can you change it to another person? In theory, isn’t it? Can't you?"

Fo Baonu was a little unconvinced sitting there, but after thinking about it for a long time, there was really no reason to be unconvinced...

"You say that I'm an engineering man, I have to work so hard." Xiao Song turned his head and smiled and said to Miao Yan, "It's all for you."

"I know, I know." Miao Yan leaned over and kissed him on the cheek: "Thank you for your hard work."

Fo Baonu looked at the virtues of the two, and his eyes widened in disbelief that the two people smelled so bad. The mouthful just now did not hurt much but was extremely humiliating. In short, it was very sour.

"I want, too……"

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you too." Miao Yan also leaned over and kissed Fo Baonu's face: "Are you satisfied?"

"It's not this..." Fo Baonu said aggrievedly: "I also want someone to govern the country for me."

Miao Yan glanced at him: "Let's go find your Ma Zhiyuan."

"Ma Mingyuan." Xiao Song corrected, "Ma Zhiyuan is that withered vine, old tree and faint crow."

"That's right, that's right, hahaha... 200 years away." Miao Yan sat cross-legged and laughed, "I can't always remember the name of her dream lover."

"Remember what that is for." Xiao Song waved his hand: "If you say he has read poetry and books, can he compare with Yan Shu? If you say pre-Qin style, can he compare with my brother Yusheng? If you say handsome, can he compare Me?"

"You are shameless."

Seeing the two talking to each other, Fo Baonu sat there in embarrassment, just like the feeling of public execution.

Just disgusting...

It's strange to say, I don't know when it started, Fo Baonu felt that the person he was optimistic about before suddenly became very unbearable. He has no ability, and his knowledge is just like that. , the character is indeed not bad, but there are more than ten million such people.

"Hahahaha, when the time comes, just get a radio station, FM101.1 Jiaoguang Music Station. The whole thing is a one-stop play and singing."

"Dream, take out the battery first."

Fo Baonu felt very aggrieved when he heard the two of them say something he didn't understand.She didn't think it before, but now it seems that the only person in the world who can chat with him unimpeded is this wonderful remark.

For the others, he seemed to be suffocating something, only when he spoke to this witty remark could he be seen completely letting go.

Is this the world of geniuses?

Chapter 563: Three years on November 11th

At midnight, Xiao Song stood at the window and watched the snowstorm outside. He had been like this since the afternoon. According to an experienced local farmer, it was the first time he had seen such a big snowstorm in his 62 years of life.

And Xiao Song knew that this was La Niña's despotic power. This year's cold will last until January next year. During this period, the entire Central Plains region will probably enjoy the joy of the people in the Northeast.

Fortunately, for the past two years, Xiao Song has been worrying about hoarding grain, and the entire Liao Kingdom has become the largest granary in the world. With the addition of Song's reserves, the hoarded grain is now enough for the whole of China to feed for half a year. It also includes the Grassland and the Kingdom of Jin, all of which have been counted in it.

As for the Yongzhou line of Chang'an and Xianyang, Songgou has been planning ahead since summer. Now that the warehouse is full of grain, everyone is sitting at home and eating. Even if they don't have to work for a few months, the food for disaster relief is enough for them to eat until the beginning of spring.

"This ghostly weather is also in your expectation?"

Fo Baonu raised his head in astonishment and looked at Song Gou's back. The scrapped plans in her hand happened to contain content about disaster relief, and the things in them shocked Anu for a whole year.

What a genius, what a foresight, what a plan...

Really, seeing those contents that were clearly invalidated made Fo Baonu's scalp tingle, and she even felt a strong sense of powerlessness in front of these things, and no one in Liao Kingdom could match it.

This obscene and wretched bastard in front of him is definitely the lucky star sent by God to end the troubled times from another perspective. It is no exaggeration to say that this dog wins the world.

"Yeah." Xiao Song didn't look back: "The heavy snow will fall for another two days, and the house will be crushed. If it doesn't stop tomorrow, I will have to kill the Liao Emperor to sacrifice to heaven."

"Tch..." Fo Baonu curled his lips in disdain: "Are you willing?"

Xiao Song looked back at her, then continued to look at Xue: "I really want to go out and eat snow..."

"what?"

Fo Baonu was puzzled by this sentence. As a person born in the Northeast, she has seen snow the most in her life. She can't understand these southerners' obsession with snow. In her opinion, snow is not as fun as these southerners. ...

"It's nothing, just a sigh." Xiao Song put his hands in the pockets of his pajamas: "I haven't seen a few snowfalls since I was a child."

Fo Baonu didn't bother to talk to him, and continued to study those waste manuscripts and copied the contents inside, especially the disaster relief plan in it, and the plans to deal with various natural disasters, which she thought were definitely written by gods.

First of all, there are clear magnitudes for all disasters, and each level has a corresponding handling method, and it is also divided into emergency disasters and preventive disasters.

Emergency disasters such as earthquakes, storms, earthquakes, tsunamis, flash floods, etc., and preventive disasters such as urban waterlogging, flooding, spring and autumn plague outbreaks, etc.

The content of preventive disasters alone is tens of thousands of words, and it is coordinated from five aspects: supervision system, accountability system, wartime conversion system, grain and grass storage system, and health management system.

The first is the system of accountability. For example, when a disaster occurs in a region, the highest local governor will administer it level by level. No matter what problem occurs in any link, they can be directly held accountable, up to the death penalty.The imperial court no longer stationed imperial envoys, but replaced it with an investigation team. The investigation team was jointly dispatched by six ministries and nine temples to prevent investigation fraud to the greatest extent.The content of the investigation is about the auditing of accounts and the implementation of government orders. The investigation goes down level by level. Wherever there is a problem, the level will be investigated, and there will be as many punishments as there are. No tolerance.

The next thing is the war-changing transformation system. If the previous supervision and accountability system can make Fo Baonu's eyes shine, then this war-changing transformation system really frustrates Fo Baonu.

The military's disaster relief obligation has been put on the table. As well-trained combatants, they are more efficient and capable of overcoming difficulties than ordinary people, and it is easier to trace accountability in military-controlled areas.

Of course, Xiao Song also raised questions, that is, the overall problem of fraud and idealization, but compared with the current civilian husband system in various countries, this military system is definitely more advanced, because the civilian husband system is easier to cheat than the military system.And because of the confrontation between civil and military officials, those civil servants did their best to investigate the army's fraud, and they wanted to pull their buttholes open to see if there were gold bars hidden.

Because the army hates civil servants, it will make things difficult for local officials in all aspects, and they are absolutely not allowed to bend the law for personal gain.The confrontation between the two sides, on the contrary, will have miraculous effects in disaster relief.

Then came the system of grain and grass storage, central allocation, local storage, rotation and public supervision system, which is simply a nightmare for grassroots officials.

And the complexity of the public supervision system also made Fo Baonu amazed. This public verification system is actually very simple, which is a shared responsibility system. For example, if there are three granaries in a certain county, then the public supervision rights of these three granaries will be divided among The village chiefs and chiefs of the villages below the county level, while having supervision power, they will also be included in the review mechanism.

The continuous sitting system kills everyone indiscriminately, but the apportionment system is interesting. As long as one party may be exempted or even rewarded, then there will be absolutely no problems in the other places.If someone really can settle all the bureaucrats in a state, what hope is there for this country?

As for the health management system, Fo Baonu felt that it was unnecessary. This is a bit embarrassing, after all, there is no medical school in Liao...

But it is possible to rent someone from the dog, and it is good to think about it.

These rules and regulations are intertwined and fettered each other, and the whole body is mobilized. There is no such thing as a prosperity and a loss.

What's this?This is a typical reverse application of injustice, which makes officials at all levels guard against each other like enemies, and the rest is handed over to the imperial supervision mechanism.

The test here is three things, one is the comprehensive national strength of the country, one is the control ability of the imperial court, and the other is the credibility of the government.

Fo Baonu was taught and buried himself in copying.

"You study hard, I'm going to sleep next door." Miao Yan yawned, got up and walked out: "I'm so sleepy."

"It's not good, it's... a lonely man and a widow." Fo Baonu held her hand: "I'm going to sleep now, wait for me, okay?"

"Mouth is too honest." Miao Yan withdrew his hand: "I'll go to sleep first, you can stay here or go to me when you're done, but it's best not to wake me up, I'm a light sleeper."

Fo Baonu watched Miaoyan leave, and the atmosphere in the room immediately became a little strange.

"Do you know how much these scraps of yours are worth?"

Fo Baonu propped his chin and looked at Song Gou: "It's more than enough to change to the position of Xiangguo."

Xiao Song looked back at her: "It is not suitable for the whole territory. This is a local policy. Some places are still managed by the gentry. The power of the clan is greater than the emperor's order, so it cannot be supervised in the countryside. These things are not easy to use, but if Even in some places where there are no clans or the clans are weak, this method is still easy to use.”

"Tell me." Fo Baonu narrowed his eyes and looked at Song Gou: "How did you come up with these methods, and how did you manage to read mountains and rivers at a young age?"

Xiao Song opened the window slightly and stretched out his hand to catch some snow, but finally couldn't help but put it in his mouth...

"Hey, don't eat snow!"

"Can't bear it..."

Xiao Song withdrew his hand, turned around and wiped the water stains on the curtains, and sat down beside Fo Baonu: "Let me see what you have copied."

Fo Baonu handed over the notebook, and said coquettishly, "I was never so serious when I was in Taiyuan Academy."

"That's right." Xiao Song chuckled: "A high-ranking monarch who despises the people and puts the country in the light of the society is the next best thing. How can it be more useful than the three disciplines and the eight points of attention? Who can't make sense? The difficulty lies in how to use these principles. in a real place."

"Hmm..." Fo Baonu nodded repeatedly.

"The situation in the Liao Kingdom is actually a little more complicated than that in the Song Dynasty." Xiao Song dug out a copy from the stack of waste manuscripts: "You can take a look at this copy, this is a plan for areas where clan power struggles are fierce." .”

Fo Baonu took it, glanced at it for a few moments and then raised his head in disbelief: "Revolution? Whose life will be killed, won't it be my life in the end?"

"You read it." Xiao Song didn't bother to explain, and lay down and pulled the blanket over it: "This was originally used in areas with large clans such as Fujian, Guangdong, Zhejiang, and Sichuan, but it can also be used in Liao Kingdom."

Fo Baonu let out an oh and looked down.

Some things in it are actually obscure to her, but although she looks stupid in front of Song Gou, she is a person who was raised by an elite education, and her comprehension ability is not bad, and she can understand it after a few times of thinking.

But I don't know how long this thought has passed. Anyway, when she felt sleepy and raised her head, Song Gou crawled from the ground to the bed at some point, sleeping like a pig.

Fo Baonu stretched his waist, and then lay straight on the wool blanket, muttering: "It's so difficult... so difficult... so difficult..."